Too many people draw Spamton like some anime twink and not like the sleazy middle aged man he is who's trying to steal your wallet by any means necessary. The speculated age based on the first spam email is 45 year old!!!!!
Give him a bit of a gut and the start to a receding hairline or beat me to death. This man is WEIRD!! He's sketchy!! He's desperate!! He's damaged!! He's corrupted!! He's STRONG and DANGEROUS!! He does not have a skincare routine!! He'll borrow your umbrella just to sell it back to you!!! Give him bags under his eyes and grey in his hair!! He's tired! He's stressed!
You can draw him pint sized all you want but drawing him like some college yaoi twunk??? Over my dead body 👹
385 notes
·
View notes
GtWAC Day 1:
Reblog your go to comfort fic
If you have not read The Stranding (and by extension, The Rescue) by the darling @belethlegwen you are deeply missing out! The sheer amount of content is truly a blessing, and considering its still being updated?? ASDFJHSLK
Belle is an incredible story teller, and this shines through in her writing so well I feel like I'm getting flashbanged by talent.
You know that typical writing advice about not introducing too many characters, especially early on as it divides the reader's attention?? BELLE STOMPS ON THAT.
AND
IT
WORKS
I genuinely can't get over how much I am in love with her characters. I must admit- I am the typical reader with one too many bonks to the head that can't seem to focus on/ remember/ care about more than 3-5 characters- that is not the case here.
Every character she introduces has my interest piqued- each one feeling alive and at home in their setting. And its not just likeable in the sense of "oh I'd be friends with them" (and she absolutely has many characters I'd love to be friends with)- its these raw and real characterizations that make you like them as a character.
They have their own mystery to them too- even if its not direct. Her characters make you wonder more about their past and why they act the way they do. They can be frustrating, immature, stubborn, even cruel- but they feel so deeply real.
Both written works from Sizeable Ship Wrecks are among my favorite things I've read- both inside and outside of the G/t sphere to the point I feel as though I could shamelessly recommend this to someone outside of the G/t community and be confident they would enjoy it.
28 notes
·
View notes
so a couple weeks back i was gonna do cosmere tumblr yearbook superlatives but ultimately decided against it because im like. paranoid about causing drama. but anyway i was looking through lists of sample yearbook superlatives like what are some possible things i could do? and one of them was cutest couple and that is such a funny concept to me because im pretty sure the only dating pair on cosmere tumblr is tumblr user taravangians-storming-balls and her fiance. i cant think of whats funnier: people voting for people who are actually literally going to get married in real life, or people voting for people who are Just Friends and will always be Just Friends because its not 2015 and we are not 14 anymore and so we do not do long distance relationships with our tumblr mutuals anymore
52 notes
·
View notes
I’m sorry - G-man as in the dehydrated businessman?? My only question is what do you see in him lmao (I haven’t actually played, mind you, I just know bits about it)
~teratalia (mildly concerned and curious)
>old man in a suit and tie
>vaguely human shaped but clearly not fully human
>fascinating way of speaking
>piercing eyes that rival my baby blues
>has a habit of randomly following you and showing up out of nowhere
>implied to have hidden knowledge and always knows more than he's letting on
5 notes
·
View notes
BARKING barking FERAL at @pocket-ozwynn’s borrower assassin Rowan the Last,,,i am in love w him,,
GO LOOK!!! the bitchin fight scene he just posted MM good kush A Song of Daggers and Primes
102 notes
·
View notes