#lonh post

[lil--nuggett]

Hey guys, so if you know Baldur's Gate 3 this is an AU for that with Hardenshipping but it's really fucked up. I will explain why it's fucked up below the cut.

Maxie is a High Half-Elf Warlock (his patron is Groudon), and Archie's a Human Fighter <3

Also I just realized this is the first time you have seen me draw Archie seriously lmao my bad guys I'll try to draw him again soon

I took a ton of inspiration for various things for these designs, including Guile for Archie's armor bc I love Guile sm!!

(More info and our dumb AU lore under here - No BG3 Spoilers I promise <3)

I'm going to tell you this now... this gets really fucking crazy and honest to god I know I'm going to have a hard time explaining this. It WILL be quite long and I WILL be yapping.

This AU is really just something we did on impulse and it's really fun to mess around with, so I'm hoping you all will enjoy the concept as well :)

I'll try to explain it simply as I can. I thank you in advance to all who sit here and read this ily sm if you read it all <3333

Anyways, okay so imagine how one could do a bg3 AU for these two fuckers...

And throw it right out the window because you'll never guess how me and my friend have done it.

The Backstory:

This all started when my friend decided to play BG3 for the first time, and he jokingly said to me "Should I make Maxie our main character??" and I replied "I you want, but I won't force you" and thus BG3 Maxie was created, and his misadventures began.

Now your probably wondering (if you've played the game) what about the guardian?? Who did we make the guardian?? Well, we made Archie the guardian. However, I did not know just how wild this idea would get within the next few days.

So, eventually we realized how crazy the BG3 lore actually is (it's a like fucking DnD campaign idk how we didn't realize this beforehand), and so, we jokingly started our own "AU Lore" that ties in with the BG3 Lore.

If you really want to know, I have an entire note in my notes app dedicated to keeping track of what happens. It is very long.

The Parasite:

Now, if you've played the game or know anything about it, you know about the Mindflayer parasites. Well, one fateful day, me and my friend joked that the Parasite in Maxie's head was this little freak who looks like Archie.

The two have no correlation other than looks, its completely coincidence and it's not a mimic situation. The Parasite "Archie" does nothing but talk nonsense to Maxie all the time, and initially the bit was that he only talked about Fortnite. All because I made the joke that the dream realm in game looked like a fortnite update. By now, that bit has fallen off (thank god), replaced by just general nonsense and lies.

Also he fucking looks like this:

Weird little freak. This is just one of his talk sprites I have, this is just his neutral expression.

So basically it's:

- Maxie was supposed to be on a Geology research trip, but instead he got dragged into the Parasite issue with the rest of the companions. He really just wants to get home to Archie.

I am the one who handles everything for Maxie in this AU, I do his voice, I handle his lore, etc.

- Parasite Archie is this 1 foot tall, neco arc-esque version of Archie that sits on Maxie's shoulder and tells him nonsensical things. He also says Maxie's name wrong, he says Maxie's full first name and pronounces it as "Maximilliam" instead of the "N" at the end. For Maxie it's like handling a toddler but the toddler fights back, doesn't shut up, and threatens your life. He also has a ton of his own lore that my friend continously adds on to, so I can make another post with just the parasite's part of things.

My friend handles everything with the Parasite himself, comes up with the lore, does the voice, etc. I simply keep track of it.

- The "dream visitor" version of Archie is not real either. It's linked to the Parasite in ways that if I get into it, I will spoil a good chunk of the game. Sorry. Just know you can consider this and Parasite Archie kind of as one in the same almost.

- The REAL Archie is still at home, completely unaware of what's happening, while Maxie is fighting for his life. He does miss him, though, and hopes he gets home soon. He and Maxie are only boyfriends, they haven't gotten married yet. (They also haven't been through their rivalry yet, as this all takes place before that happens.)

Sorry for the convoluted yap sesh, I just have more art planned for this stupid AU and- God I cannot possibly just post this shit with no context. Like, I'd have to explain it eventually so I might as well do it now beforehand yk 😭😭

I might do separate posts with our HCs and some silly conversations that have happened between Parasite Archie and Maxie if you guys would want that :)

Also, I do have all of the sessions from where my friend plays the game recorded and I'll be sure to post some clips of what Parasite Archie sounds like eventually, possibly with snippets of my shitty Maxie voice in there as well. You'll get to see the talk sprites in action with that, too.

#nugget's yapping again #apologies in advance to all the bg3 fans who end up seeing this shit im so sorry guys #nugget art!! #GOD THIS IS SO LONH IM SO SORRY GUYS #Parasite Archie #its official #he has his own tag now. god help us. #like i said ill make a separate post about Maxie and Parasite Archie so you can know more about them and their dynamic #hardenshipping #magma leader maxie #aqua leader archie #bg3 #bg3 au

[mayusz]

toss a coin to the bard who's lost his pants

#art #digital art #painting #the witcher #jaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #the witcher books #o forgot yo post it. lonh time ago

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

you know if sherbert did do quixis' make-up that one time they cosplayed them. you know. if. I uh. quixis has white eyeliner. that's it that's. I mean and a silly white dot on their forehead right near their hairline. yeah. unrealated to make up but they also have a silly silver circlet and some silly rainbow bracelets on at least one of their arms. this post is brought to you by me watching sherbs quixis tiktok videos over and over and being normal about quixis-

#i uh #i feel like i can only say im normal about quixis for so lonh- #anywau #trying to get lore form tiktoks is not the way to go #however sherbs white eyeliner is very noticeable and i very noticed it- #quixis #fable smp #fsmp #a tag to help find my own posts

[foxgloveinspace]

I felt well enough to listen to some music on my new headphones this evening! Here’s a little playlist/dump of what I listened to

#very much so #I actually listened to the whole album of PUP by PUP but I didn’t want this post to get too lonh #long* #I also spent some time figuring out which equalizer I like the best and trying to make a custom one but think the ‘excited’ on is my fav #lots of bass but the vocals don’t get buried #but I also just like it when it’s off?? idk. I’m trying to decided lol #Spotify #also I didn’t want to try sleep token tonight cause I need to sleep… lol #but maybe tomorrow. I will sit in the floor with my headphones and my journal and I’ll just listen to sleep token #also wow!! I put the last one on after posting and holy crap it sounds so good

[most-ment]

My darlings...

This isn't exactly an hiatus break. I have serious exams soon but I won't necessarily stop writing because of it. This is just a notice for the inconsistent posts you'll probably be seeing from now. I'm here but not really and I hope y'all will bear with me. Please keep me in your prayers cause your girl is burnt out.

Yours sincerely,

Most-ment

#this is soo lazily articulated #sorry #ill be back better than ever #lonh posts soon. i think

[birbsoffeathers]

Hello! To any one who mighy be seeing this

Does anyone know who posted their artwork of all the hermits across all the seasons? Please comment or reblog this post with the link please

#mcyt #hermitcraft #it seems i forgot to reblog it #or tumblr refreshed and i wasnt able to see it again #the post was posted a lonh time ago a year or 2 ago if that helps

[felidthing]

sometimes i get mad about random people i see being "effortlessly" pretty (because they just happen to appeal to my tastes) and then i wonder if thats ever happened to someone with me

#posts #not necessarily the getting mad part lol thats a me thing #but like. i see the most random fuckin people and want to lay on the ground because i think theyre beautiful and/or fashionable #literally some guy standing hunched over in a purple flannel wearing a hat with pins on it. his hair is a little lonh #he looks like evan meyers fanart lol. that one is more obvious #but like entirely unassuming people im just like I WOULD RISK IT ALL

[teufelsgebrut]

how long videos ca i upload on tumvlr?

#im planing on posting like 20 or morw minutw lonh videos #would be fun to me #ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡.txt

[pagodazz]

rotating ur post abt vinnie as a sacrificial lamb in my mind rn it is sooo T_T could u elaborate on it? ^~^

YESSSSSSS I ABSOLUTELY CAN!!!!!!!!

So I associate Vinny with the sacrificial lamb because not only was he also effected by slenderman, habit and the rake for the entire duration of ANY LIFE HES LIVED, literally this works for basically every iteration of Vinnie.

He was blindly lead along until his inevitable death that he was unknowingly helping with. He was basically tagged as "Prime meat" for all 3 of them.

He was so blindly loyal, he did what he was told to do, what he thought was best, just to be lead to death. And HIS death was the one that was needed, it's ALWAYS Vinnie.

Vinnie is the one with the disease, VINNIE is the one spreading it to others, to put an end to it HE needs to die for the sake of others. For the sake of himself, For Evans sake, For HABITS sake.

and if we use the Wikipedia description of "Sacrificial lamb,"

"In cinema and literature, the term sacrificial lamb refers to a supporting character whose sole dramatic purpose is to die, thus galvanizing the protagonist to action and simultaneously demonstrating how evil the villain is. Very often, the sacrificial lamb is a family member, partner, or "old buddy" of the protagonist."

and I like to think everymanHYBRID took that AND MADE IT EVEN MOEE BEAUTIFUL (Atleast to me personally)

Where the antagonist leads the lamb to the protagonist to slaughter each other.

Evan is such a perfect protagonist, he's strong, determined and hes been set on the right path since the beginning, I honestly wish we got way more screen time of him struggling to deal with the possession and how it effects him mentally but we didn't and I can live with that. Unfortunately for him, he was doomed to be in the same body as the antagonist, who is MUCH stronger and way more determined.

From the very beginning Evan has been on vinnies side, loving him, protecting him, defending him even though he wasnt exactly in the right.

All while Vinny was being prepped for killing and he didn't even know it, he thought he was safe, he thought if he bonded with the butcher he wouldn't get killed. He blindly lead others to their deaths all while believing he was just, "doing everything he could."

Vinny was always trying to find some other sort of explanation for something instead of just blaming habit, while Evan was quick to immediately blame him.

Vinnie is convinced slenderman is the real main bad, while Evan is almost firmly believing that it's all habit.

Vinny is literally kept away from everyone in order to prepare for the event that is All good things, and In order to wrap up the story and move onto the next iteration, Vinnie needs to die. And Evan needs to die for Vinnie to be able to die. And that's precisely what happens. Evan even says he has to kill Vinnie first before he will be able to forgive him, which is only achieved after Vinny kills Evan as well.

honestly I don't even know if I'm making any sense right now, I get so overwhelmed talking about Vinnie because he's my absolute favorite and I'm so nervous to accidentally say something that's not actually correct lore wise. BUT !!#!@++[%[(#($(*;: OKAY I'VE BEEN WRITING FOR SO LONH I CANT EVEN GO BACK TO LOOK TO SEE IF I MADE ANY TYPOS.

I hope HOPE HOPE this made sense.

#everymanhybrid #emh #vinny everyman #vinnie everyman #evan myers #habit #habit emh #notice my shift in wether i use ie or y #i literally just blacked out when i wrote this i let the Vinny in my head explain it for me

[viderchia]

heres hoping you have shorten long posts on fucker

Whose shorten lonh

[moondust-writes]

AHH CHAOS TWIN U REMEMBER ME MWAH KISSES SMOOCHES HUGS PUNCHES KICKS

IVE BEEN OKAYYYY WBU??? ITS BEEN SO LONH

watch me go spam like ur posts./j (joke bc idk if ur one of those blogs that r blatantly against spam liking 😭)

MWAH MWAH MWAH MANY KISSES AND HUGS AND I WILL BITE YOU /j also no please please spam like i love the attention cue applause by lady gaga

#stars speaking #not a req #👹 anon

[funtimekitten]

DallenNye, Jackdiw2, CoolKidJack

so remember Jackdiw2 who was harassing me he changed his name again to DallenNye probably so I wouldn't know but he stole alot of SML so I could tell it's him, I was talking to my mother cause we got into a fight and I told her on yt why I was mad I am sorry i edited out my apologies cause don't want my fans in my business later thr next morning Dallen edited a FAKE version of my post claiming I said "Me Funtime Kitten apologiesto Dallen and did harass Jack" who the fluff even talks like that? I always say "Hey I'm FuntimeKitten (he didn't even put in caps) and I definitely spell my YouTube name right, AND THE LAST OBVIOUS LIE JACKDIW2 STARTED HARASSING ME BECAUSE HE SAW MY OPINION I SHARED ON YT!! (Who even says that he calls people inappropriate names for years) he made many post threatening me telling me I have to say I made it then I got stressed and my mom and older sister went to the restaurant down town with me I got fries (good salty ones) and was eatin when all of the sudden I turn on my phone and suddenly Jackdiw2 tagged me so many dam post like "say you made it" "you clearly wrote it" (when that's obvious little text is photoshopped BY HIM ~ he has bad grammar and he's always wrote like that not me as you can observe)

Now after I told my fans made a video explaining what's going on and said "I'm going to get cops involved" yes I said that he's been harassing me for so lonh then out of nowhere

All of the sudden when he reads that I guess its now a prank (thats not what a prank is if it's for the internet the other is supposed to know remember he has a history of harassment especially towards me)

[loverboybreakdowns]

seeing paragraphs lonh posts about about ghost and trying to figure out if op means videogames ghost of music gohst

[idk-my-aesthetic]

more of my au where zuko and azula are good siblings/ continuation of this post

mostly bc @zarakem is a nice person who said they were interested in hearing more :) 

- most of it follows cannon ish w/ alot of like. stuff i already went over buttt 

- they win the day of black sun, but ozai escapes and starts prepping to attack. they don’t actually get a chance to even find him, he bolts b4 they can 

- they’re pretty sure he’s gonna attack on the day of the comet (which they’re right about) so they’re trying to train and prepare 

- both azula and zuko are very very stressed but showing it in diffrent ways. azula by going back to her more.... difficult side bc it’s her defense mechanism, and zuko by overworking himself to an insane degree 

- obvi their freinds + kit + iroh are like ‘please take a fucking nap’ 

- they basically go w/ aang and iroh on a life changing feild trip to. get their shit together so they go to the sun warriors to calm/understand their inner fires yada yada

- ozai shows up w/ all his supporters, a signifigantly smaller army but one that uses more tactical attacks + fun firebender powered machines that were stored at some nearby decommissioned army bases

- so most of the gaang + ty lee and mai are dealing w/ the ground attack, minus aang, Azula, and zuko

- zuko and Ozai have a proper Agni Kai. Ozai cheats and Zuko’s hurt, but Azula steps in to take his place and take Ozai down

- it kinda mirrors their first fight with him, with very injured zuko saving Azula in the middle of it and a third party stepping in. Though this time aang is mostly just healing zuko bc they had some time after the day of black sun.

- anyway after he’s dealt with there’s a bit of a question about who should take the throne. In the end zuko technically takes it but it’s pretty common knowledge that he and Azula basically co rule. (Plus Iroh deals w/ minor issues bc omfg these are children why are they running a country-)

Anyway that’s the MAIN plot I missed!! But I have more stuff in a less chronological order :)

- the fire siblings chilling w/ and getting used to Iroh is a Process. They’re not used to parental figures, even the gaurd (aka kit) is more like a much older sibling. (I started to say smthn like this on the last post and managed to forget half the sentence. *sigh*)

- the gaurd who saved them gives up her name for spiritual purposes after they desert and simply goes by “gaurd” for a while until the ppl start calling her “the kitsune” so she starts going by kit/kitsune

- note: kitsune are mythical fox creatures in Japanese mythology. (They’re what the 9 tails Pokemon is based off) they don’t have an inherent connotation with fire but they can, and there are generally characterized in 2 main ways. Either as malicious tricksters or messengers of the spirits (that are occasionally known to be benevolent, faithful guardians). Just figured I’d give some background into the folklore bc they’re not as well known like dragons and their hoards or pheonixes and their healing power :)

- alotttt of people end up with small crushes on Azula. Including Katara, Yue, suki, ty Lee, and mai. It’s just the lesbian energy.....

- azula ends up w/ mai and ty lee (at the like. Very very end of everything) and has no real interest in anyone else but katara’s small crush does make aang a little jealous

- all of that is mostly just like cutesy plaid for laughs type stuff- I have negative-infinity interest in making any real love triangles

- Azula and zuko join them in season 1 so please. Please imagine them at the North Pole b4 the siege of the north. They’re so cold. And yet so mad at all this sexist BS. Azula cheers Katara TF on when the whole Pakku thing happens while poor Sokka is holding Zuko back bc he 100% tries to intervene just in a protective big brother way

- zuko and Sokka are really dumb idiots about the huge crushes they have on eachother. Zuko is so jealous around Yue while also being grumpy at himself for being jealous bc Yue is a lovely person and he likes her a lot. Sokka doesn’t even like Yue they’re just mlm wlw solidarity

- they get their shit together in the cave of two lovers. Instead of aang and Katara being on their own it’s the two of them. Azula gets stuck with the hippies and it goes about as well as you’d think

- Azula 100% sudgests kidnapping Toph after Toph’s parents kick them out (b4 Toph runs away). Both zuko and Sokka seriously consider it

- Azula also pulls a knife on bumi during their dinner with him

- Zhao is still after them in season 1 (though he gets defeated at the siege of the north) and they have History bc Zhao has been trying to kill zuko and Azula for a while. They don’t even bother disguising themselves to raid the stronghold, and like half the base defects to join their supporters the next day

- as the day of black sun is nearing and they’re trying to gain troops Sokka insists on disguising them. Yes he dresses as wang fire. Zuko refuses to kiss him for as long as the beard is stuck to his face

- the gaang knows from the start that zuko and Azula are the prince and princess but finding out why they deserted is.... rough buddy

- though ppl that don’t know include Hakoda, who gets to join up preparing for the attack on the day of black sun to find out that not only have his kids been traveling with the prince and princess of the fire nation, but also his son is dating said prince

- ba sing is mostly skipped,,,,, but there’s this whole plot involving assasination attempts and the dai lee a few months after the war ends so. It’s dealt with eventually?

- mostly bc zuko goes there for political talks and while he and Sokka have ackward small talk with the king and bosco, Azula, ty Lee, and mai are dismantling the entire dai lee on their own. Not that it’s particularly difficult

- I feel like there’s probably more but I’m big tired

#atla #zuko #azula #pheonix prince dragon princess au #lonh post

[alun-ura]

Alun as a Deity ;

Tagged by: @lordofcrowns​ (Thank you!) Tagging: I’m very late to this, so feel free to steal it from me if you haven’t done it yet.

— DEITY OF: Oaths, Retribution, Wanderers.

ASSOCIATED WITH: Mountains, chains, the sun, forgetting something important, sudden inexplicable anger, whispered promises, quakes and shatters, lethargy, being unsure if a memory is truly a memory or a dream, homesick with no home, urgency to escape.

SACRED PLANTS: Forget-me-not, zinnia, myrica, rhododendron, oak, stemless gentian.

SACRED STONES/GEMS: Yellow turmaline, gold, topas, amber, sphalerite.

SACRED ANIMALS: Ram, lizard, yols.

COLORS: Black, navy blue, gold, dark red.

FOOD: Any kind of red meat, wine, tea.

SCENTS: Coal, sea breeze, petricor.

ACCEPTED OFFERINGS ;

Offerings are usually meant to request a favor of the deity besides for pure devotion if one desires protection in an upcoming journey or simple reprisal on another’s life, though the goddess isn’t too demanding with her offerings, there are a few items that will get her favor most likely than others.

Despite that, offerings shouldn’t be repeated too many times as it might not find the deity’s attention. Some form of variety or rare, curious items seem to be always appreciated. She’s not known to descend wrath on who doesn’t please her enough with their offerings, but if any of it seems to be distasteful in any form, she might cause the very opposite of what was asked of her. Flesh/blood offerings are known to be most respected kind.

Shrines and altars aren’t too hard to find, if one knows what they are looking for. In strange rock or crystals formations marked by blood, sometimes found in the most unexpected places - though one way to be certain is near cliffs and by sea. It’s often left with the remnants of some offering expected to be cleaned up after before someone proceeds to properly use it. It is also expected that anyone that approaches said shrines must bow in respect before offering or asking for anything.

Food; The most common offering and still one of the trickiest ones, there are rumours that any meal can be enough - but there are specifics that one should have in mind if they mean to really please the goddess; though none of it is certain or not. Such as human flesh, or any form of rare beast or monster, as long as it’s prepared properly and it must taste delicious, or else it might bring her own revenge upon them. Meals must always be accompanied with some form of drink, commonly wine or herbal tea.

Coin; There isn’t a specific form of coin or gold that she prefers, as long as it’s worthy in a way, though the most expensive/precious, the better. Be it coins or any form of currency from distant lands, silver to gold, and jewels, and so on. As long as it carries a price.

Gems; She seems to favor those who offer the gems associated to her, though any gem or crystal is properly taken, preferably polished and treated with the utmost care, to be offered among any form of soft cloth or bandages.

Common objects; There are a couple of random objects that could get her attention, diversifying in many forms and also value or how much she will appreciate it, which takes weight on how it will please her or how well she’d do any request. Such as; candles, bandages, any form of meaningful mementos or tokens, cigar, tomes, bones, etc.

Any Trivia:

If any offerings isn’t pleasing enough, its items will be left in the shrine untouched for several days, to either be cleaned or removed. While if the offering got to be upsetting to her, the only signal that will indicate such will be how almost everything will be either broken or immediately rotten.

Its often common to catch a glimpse of flowing silk, golden rings or dark blue hair when one finishes their offerings, much like the noise of chains dragging, or someone whispering something almost inaudible.

Some claim to have seen the deity bowing in return when they leave.

#tag mems #tag mem #lonh post #sweats softly #i took a ...f.e.w.. screebs of this #been procrastinating this one for a while bUT #I like how it came out #and sorry if i forgot anyone who tagged me in this sweats #not trying to say that alun would eat an arm but #alun would definitely eat an arm #I'm sure you'll be her favorite if you offer like your own flesh #just saying

[evenaworm-moved]

I'm always confident in cosplay, no matter what sort of outfit or makeup I'm wearing. But when I'm just me, I feel extremely insecure about how my face looks in any makeup at all, and dressing in anything other than average clothing makes me self conscious. I want to have super cute like, pastel aesthetic outfits, but get so worried about being judged for wearing them. I want to have super coordinated iconic Looks, with all sorts of clothing. I want to try ten different styles of makeup and I want to wear all sorts of colors and fashions and I just want to look something that isn't just how I naturally look, and I want to be confident. I want to feel cute and like I can go out in public and be like "Hell yeah, check out this pastel pink skirt and holographic jacket, not to mention the literal glitter on my nose."

I'm just scared of people judging me, specifically people I'm close to in real life, because it isn't "me". "Me" is really a coward who's too lazy and insecure to put the effort she wants to into outfits. "Me" wears the same pair of sweatpants five days in a row, just because I can and I'm too tired to bother with anything else. "Me" isn't how I want me to be, it's just who I've become because I'm too scared of being different.

When I cosplay, I am not being "me". I am being someone entirely else, entirely new. Someone who wears striped stockings and frilly blouses, or a big blue cloak and black suspenders. I am not scared of how people see me, because I do not need to be the "me" that people think of. I can be someone else, and I think being someone else is when I feel like me.

I want to be confident in myself, and to do that I think I need to not be myself. But not in a bad way. "Myself" is a bland image I've created that the people I know are used to, but isn't actually how I want to be. I want to fuck around with wigs and clothing and makeup, I want to be free with how I dress and I want to be confident. I want to be me, and me is just a little, or maybe a lot, different from actual me. I want to express myself in how I look and dress, but I've just been too scared.

So, I think, I'm gonna try! I'm gonna wear wigs from my collection and I'm gonna buy sparkly bright purple lipstick and put together outfits so aesthetically pleasing you want to puke. I am going to be confident. I am going to be me.

#EEK #a lot of rambling bc i was having silly anxiety over fashion and wanted to talk about some stuff #hashtag catch me not actually doing anything to feel more confident even after i wrote all of this *shrug emoji* #lonh post #whoops i made a typo there #long post