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quitealotofsodapop · 5 months

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I can actually see Wukong and Macaque actually being offended by the dog toy but then coming to actually be grateful for it. Because baby MK has some nice big shoppers and the strength of his Baba. And those tails make for soem tempting teething toys.

Also even if it was a joke, Erlang would actually put in the work to find a quality, demon grade level chew toy. Like those Kong balls I once saw a reptile house YouTube account give their crocodile for enrichment

Previous post referenced.

Ok I need to find that video. Cus that has baby!Mei written all over it. XD

I can def imagine Mac being the most offended by the chew toy gift, but Wukong sees it with more good-humor.

Macaque: "A chew toy? Really!? Does he think our baby is some kind of mutt!?" Wukong: "To be fair, baby monkeys get their milk fangs at a couple of weeks old. Need to target that teething somewhere other than uh..." *guestures at Mac's chest* Macaque: "...fair point but still! Is it even meant for babies?" Wukong, reading the toy: "Says it's "Dragon-strength" and non-toxic." Macaque: "Why would it need to specify drag- YOUCH!!!" Shadowpeach: *turns to see a certain baby dragon they're babysitting nomming on Mac's tail* Baby!Mei: *already teething with tiny crocodile-like fangs* :3 Wukong: *smug little smile* Macaque: "...give it here." *gives Mei the chew toy* Baby!Mei: *delightedly squeaking the toy as she chews*

Yeah, a few bites from a bored baby dragon quickly changed Mac's mind on the chew toy. It becomes a bit of running joke among the Plum Hill boys to send the monkey couple dog toys for any of the kids' celebrations. The kids freaking love it much to Mac's dismay and Wukong's delight.

Pigsy and Tang are confused Why until Tang gets distracted one day playing with an enrichment toy. Sandy chuckles and offers the kids kittens toys as a joke sometimes - there is def some scratch marks on the cat condos from the Eclipse twins playing on them like jungle gyms.

MK probably still has one of those multi-layered chew plushies from when he was in the "pouncing on anything that moves"-phase. Took him years to realise that it was designed for destructive dogs.

#the monkey king and the infant #the monkey king and the infant au #shadowpeach #lmk shadowpeach au #shadowpeach being parents #sun wukong #liu er mihou #six eared macaque #lmk erlang #erlang shen #lmk mei #long xiaojiao #qi xiaotian #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk aus #lmk eclipse twins #lmk rumble & savage

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beauleifu · 1 year

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Hello! Can you write a oneshot or a headcanon (platonic, ofc) about Macaque with a reserved but also very outgoing child? (like those kids that are calm and reserved but if you mention something they really like they just go off and start rambling all happy and excited)

I had this idea in my head for a little while, I think it'd be really funny and wholesome if he just appeared at Pigsy's Noodles w/ his child and everyone's like "wh- YOU'RE A DAD??? WHEN??? HOW????" and he just watches with that Tired Parent Look™ as his kid stares directly at MK and goes "YOU'RE THAT MONKIE GUY ON THE TV!!!"

Sorry for any errors! English is not my first language, I apologize for the long text aswell, I'm just an absolute sap for the "tired but loving dad" trope also you can totally delete my ask or skip it if you don't want to write it!! Thank you either way, your writing is wonderful :) !

All right! *cracks fingers, snaps neck- whoops-*

You got it anon! Sorry for not answering this ask sooner, I realized headcanons are easier to write than an actual oneshot considering the limited time I have to write nowadays. But I hope you enjoy, and thanks for the ask! <333

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MACAQUE X CHILD!READER

Lego Monkie Kid

Context: Long ago, a wise old monkey had taken you under his wing, to train you and teach you the ways- okay, let's save the theatrics for later, that's Macaque's thing. Your father figure. Honestly, he's growing on you, and it's starting to show now that people are pointing it out.

TW: None!

HEADCANNONS

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Macaque doesn't normally take you somewhere where conflict is bound to arise. He'd prefer someplace more peaceful, like a park/museum/theater. Unless, of course, he's in the mood for adventure and will literally take you skydiving without a permit.

Totally the irresponsible dad. He's protective as FUCK, let's make that clear, but in the end he trusts you to take care of yourself

perhaps a bit too much, and even you think that

He'll encourage you to pet that snake

He'll give you the thumbs up if you wanted to climb to the top of the weather tower during a thunderstorm

Like "Go get 'em, (Y/N)! Make your father proud!"

With such a dramatic character when it comes to encouraging you, Macaque will become insanely tired. He'll be snoring on the couch and won't wake up even if you stacked all the furniture in the house on his back

Speaking of the house, he and you live far away from any danger

This guy didn't know jack shit about being a dad at first (you kind of hat to teach him, oh how the turns have tabled) But once he understood the basics, he took the reins, eager to impress you and earn your respect. Macaque isn't usually a sucker for developing any relationship with Earthly figures, but you were the only exception. He'd lay awake at night thinking if he's making the right choice, then slapping himself for even considering abandoning you. You are too precious.

Which is why he's totally, utterly wrapped around your little finger

So when you ask to get take-out at Pigsy's Noodles, it doesn't take much effort to sway his stoic resolve

"Dad. Pops. Papa. Father of mine," you say, grabbing his face, looking a lot older than you actually are. "Please!"

Since Macaque can't turn his face to the side (squished as it is), he sighs dramatically and closes his eyes. You catch the faint, irritated twitch of his tail, but that's about the only hint of Fed-Up Parent you can detect.

"(Y/N), Megapolis is miles away."

"You have shadow magic!"

"You can't just abuse my powers, especially now that you've decided to abuse yours," he grunts, albeit grinning at you. He' loosing.

Triumph fills your chest. "I can handle it! Uncle Pigsy would love to see me!"

"Uncle!?" Macaque splutters, finally escaping your grip. Shocked eyes blink down at you. "Sweetheart, you haven't even met Pigsy, you've only seen him from afar."

You blink up, flaunting those devil-may-care puppy eyes.

Oh, he hates it when you do that.

"Puh-lease! I'll do anything! i'll scratch your back! Do my chores before games! I-I'll stay out of your secret stash of peaches!" You gasp, flopping down on the soft carpet lining the floor. You consider the intricate pattern for a moment, then mutter under your breath; "Even though you said you hate those. . . ."

Macaque fixes you with a stern look. "You know about that, huh?"

"Mayyybe."

Like I said, not that much effort. The guy may be invulnerable to harm at best, but his immortality falls short under your tactics. Persuasive skills that he taught you to use.

Sucks how plans backfire, huh?

When you two do get to the shop, however, Macaque goes into full parent-mode

He doesn't care if you think it's uncool, you're holding his hand and that's that. He'd get you one of those child harnesses but thank the stars you'd convinced him you're worth more than such a humiliating child-control device.

So in you go, holding hands, Macaque glaring at anyone who spares you a curious glance.

When Macaque sees who's at the counter, he almost does a 180 out of there

It's MK.

Of all people.

He hasn't seen the two of you yet, though. You feel Macaque's paw tighten over your small, nimble fingers, and you can't help but squeeze back in return, asking a silent question.

It's times like these where you don't know what to do. You're still a child, even if this was your idea.

But then you spot who's at the counter

and At the same time, Pigsy comes 'round the corner with a giant tray of noodles- fit for the exact number of people surrounding the Monkie Kid. Suddenly, Macaque realizes who all is there.

This guy

Parent-Panic-Pro

The literal Monkey King is the first to turn head, eyes landing on Macaque first. You can tell instantly his fight-or-flight response just kicked in; shoulders tensing, teeth baring, eyes widening (oh yes, typical ex behavior- HAHA)

Then, all heads are turning.

And Monkey King's eyes land on you

Macaque steps in front of you, form tense and on high alert. "Heyyyy," he says, awkwardly.

The Monkey King tilts his head, perhaps confused as to why his old friend is protecting a little kid. Then he realizes. Poor guy connects the dots, lets out an unholy gasp of astonishment, and points and the both of you

"YOU. YOU- AND THEM- MACISTHATYOURKID-"

Pandemonium.

At least, in the most gentle context. MK and his friends do a double take, the Monkey King is gaping and trying to figure out who could ever love Macaque to result in this- and your dad just completely gives up. He gives you this look, like 'see why I was against bringing you here'

And you know. And your eyes say sorry, that you'll make it up to him later

Typical silent father/child communicating

(you guys are really good at that, communicating through your eyes or expressions. it helps in crowds)

That is, until your eyes fall on MK and realize for the first time that he's actually there

And Macaque's face falls into an impossibly disappointed facade (really, he's happy you're socializing) as you let go of his hand and prance right up to MK, eyes literal stars.

Thank goodness for MK, for he's kind and patient enough to let you blabble and gush on about how cool he is and how you've stayed up to date on the latest chaos he's incited (poor dude looks a bit downcast at that)

Funny how you went to such a well-behaved, shy kid to an energetic hyper-fixated gremlin in two seconds

All the while, Pigsy is listening, Monkey King corners Macaque and quietly demands answers (the two of them talk in the background for awhile as you socialize)

Noodles are served

There's just so many people in Pigsy's Noodles that the owner himself couldn't keep track of who ordered what, so everyone just got the same thing- and lots of it

In the end, you're all sitting down at the table (everyone had worked together to gather as many spare tables/chairs as possible to sit together at one huge-ass table)

You insisted you sit with Mei and MK in order to interrogate them about their adventures

OF course, you mean well, and they know that. And Macaque never pulls you aside because he likes seeing you like this, it makes him happy knowing you're indulging in the things you love, and he deosn't have the heart to tell you it's almost time to go home.

So you stay there for awhile, chatting with Mk and his friends

You get to know Pigsy (he doesn't mind being called your uncle, said at this point he's practically everyone's uncle or dad)

But alas

You're bit a child

And towards the end of the night, aftter everyone is stuffed full of noodles, you're conked out in your chair, slumped and snoring softly, eyes fluttering from dreaming

Everyone glances at you, how fucking adorable you are

Macaque straightens, clears his throat, says it's time for him to leave

Sun Wukong stops him for a moment, just to say

"Keep them safe, Mac."

Of course, like the #1 Dad he is, Macaque snorts. "I think I know more about raising a kid than you do, Wukong. I'll . . . see you out there."

Then he picks you up, carefully, so you stay sleeping, and walks out

but not before turning around to thank everyone for dinner

For once, they offer smiles (some are weaker and less meaningful than others, but props for trying. Macaque is kinda responsible for a lot of pain in their lives, anyways)

You don't register any of it, too full of noodles and new information regarding your idols

Macaque knows he'll never hear the end of it

Perhaps that's a good thing, considering the fond smile on his face as he gently carries you home, lays you in bed, and pulls the covers over your snoring form. He eagerly awaits the morning to which you'll wake him up excitedly ranting about tonight, about how you want to do it again

And he's wrapped around your little finger, so if course he'll listen to you

this guy would move the world for you

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nova-antares · 5 months

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Imagine only posting on tumblr once every solar eclipse

(Last one is just my persona lmao)

#lmk fanart #lmk macaque #lmk sun wukong #lego monkie kid #lego monkey kid fanart #i have no idea what i am doing lmao #won't it be funny if i draw Macaque as dolores from encanto #lmk mei #mei dragon #lmk mk #lmk pigsy #lmk tang #lmao divorced lovers co-parenting with happily married couple #lmk mayor #Not-Mayor as the winter kind fron fiona and cake? thats crazy

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litt1e-prince · 1 year

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watched season 4 and kinda going insane over parent wukong dw about it

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introverted-ghost · 11 months

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Do you guys ever think about how red son befriending Mei and mk who are mortal that he’s gonna out live them by like a lot.

#like the monkie kid group were the first people he’d ever really interacted with outside of his parents #and they’ll die someday and he still be around because demons live a lot longer #that would suck #do you think he’d avoid making friends after that? becoming a good guy makes him not really fit in with other demons #and mortals will just die on him #lmk #red son #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #traffic light trio #Mei #mk #<- kinda #fucking rambling

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theknittingshadow · 1 month

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Can we please have more moments where Mei gets sooo protective of MK, you can’t help but remember she’s a dragon? she doesn’t hoard gold or jewels but MK is precious to her. He’s her best friend and her greatest treasure.

We can add Red Son to her hoard too

#Lmk #lego monkie kid #mei #long xiaojiao #mk #qi xiaotian #red son #hong hai'er #i know eastern dragons aren’t typically described as possessive like western ones but still #I’ve seen one or two stories play with this idea #I would go feral for more though #Imagine the reason Mei’s parents never tried to separate Mei and MK as kids was because it was clear she’d accepted him into her hoard #The Longs begrudgingly have to explain to Pigsy that their daughter has claimed his son as her own #Never try to steal from a dragob

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samadhifired · 7 months

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Why does Mei's family even have The Dragon of the West's sword?

Sure, Ao Guang's reaction to seeing Mei with the Dragon Blade does kinda imply that Ao Ji might be dead. And if that this is the case, it's natural that his possessions have been split among his descendants.

However, we also know that Ao Lie is the third son, implying that he has at least two older siblings. Or at very least, he has a sister.

So why would Ao Lie's descendants have the sword?

It doesn't really make sense for Ao Lie to have it during the Journey. Why would DotW have given it to him when he almost executed and then banished his (assumably) youngest for the crime of destroying a pearl the Jade Emperor had gifted? Sure, it could have been some sort of peace offering if DotW tried to reconnect with Ao Lie after the Journey ended. Or maybe the Journey was what made Ao Lie "worthy" of the blade, similarly how Mei proved herself to her parents.

Or maybe Ao Ji gave the blade to Ao Lie's child/descendant after his son had based away to help protecting that particular branch. After all, Mei's family seems to be mortal and not necessarily "fully dragon" anymore. So, perhaps Grandpa DotW wanted to offer his "weakest descendants" some extra protection.

Of course, there is also the dark/awkward possibility... That all other family branches of the DotW have either died out or fused together through (hopefully distant) cousin marriages. Which would make Mei the last remaining descendant of the Dragon of the West.

She and her... Wait... Which one of her parents is the dragon one again?

Aaaw crap... Don't tell me that the cousin marriage theory is the correct one.

#lmk #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk ao lie #lmk mei #yeah yeah #there are probably more dragon families than the Kings of the Four Seas #So both Mei's parents could be dragons without being related #plus Ao Lie is her what?#50+ times grandfather #So Ao Lie's descendants could have mixed with his siblings' descendants couple time without it being that weird #I think?#But seriously #why does Mei's family have that sword????#SF rambles

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