#lmfao yes pls

[ervotica]

thinkin bout rafe x topper x reader once again

#havin thoughts #topper being the mediator >>> #and rafe and reader at each other’s throats #reader bein a little brat snitching on rafe to topper #lmfao yes pls

[mikayesha]

Unecessary Feelings

#ace attorney #ace attorney shitpost #miles edgeworth #mitsurugi reiji #wrightworth #nrmt #narumitsu #also yes he's wearing his suit in bed #was he getting dressed for work? did he wore it in his sleep? who knows #this is a cry for help #aa #can we consider this as... art? #HAS ANYONE DONE THIS BEFORE PLS TELL ME #ok i wont delet LMFAO I LOVE EVERYBODY #the amount of gay lawyer simulator hashtags i saw under this is so fckgifnh funnymgood LAWD

[rayleearts]

Newest Walden model, now pattable

#does it work now #pls say yes I had to screen record it lmfao #Realta #Walden

[pendwelling]

Collab for the choicale fic "Knights and Days" by thursdays on ao3!!

#lout of count's family #백작가의 망나니가 되었다 #백망되 #lcf #my art #cale henituse #choi han #choicale #choicale week 2022 #YES IM A FEW WEEKS LATE LMFAO #PLEASE READ THURS'S FIC AHHHHH ITS SO GOOD 😭😭💕 #very honoured to have collabed with Thurs TvTT #trash of the count's family #tcf #pls ignore the fact that Choi Han isnt wearing the Henituse knights' uniform like the others LMFAOOOOO

[essektheylyss]

Okay but for real, please download Merlin, the Cornell-based bird-logging app. It is so great. It will tell you about birds in your area. It will make you so insufferable on hikes and outings. It doesn't have any comments section so if this site gets nuked do NOT try to find me there but know that that's where I'm hanging. Having a great time birdwatching. Logging the bluejay that bullies my cats. Helping researchers track where birds are for climate change-related population monitoring. 10/10, highly recommend getting a life and doing some silly birdwatching.

#I forget who here recced me the bird app cuz it's PHENOMENAL so I'm sorry I am blanking #also if anyone has recs for apps for tracking flora pls lemme know cuz I am on the hunt #if you have had a good experience with inaturalist I wanna hear about it cuz it felt too social media-y for me #is it good? I do not know. I actually really want to cuz I need to be able to better identify plants. #it would be so funny if I just didn't open my inbox and instead made a post about birdwatching for every ask I get this weekend lmfao #I really think it's what the dash deserves #I'll tell you about arizona birds! it'll be great #I also have seen some GREAT juniper trees and stars today. yes STARS. #literally if you haven't done it lately go find somewhere dark and see the stars. v important. #anyway junipers are making berries rn! they're delightful!

[mueritos]

officially moved in to my dorm at boston ^-^ cannot lie, last night was rough with dealing with homesickness and being so alone rn, but im taking it a day at a time and allowing myself to explore the city.

do i have any cool fellas in boston? any can recc places to go for queer/trans folks to find others? any community events/orgs to seek out? pls lmk!! im looking to find places to be outside of grad school :)

#if youre in boston rn it wud b really cool to chat! so pls hmu in my inbox or my pms #just gonna force myself to leave my dorm everyday so i am moving and not mentally unwell in my dorm lmfao #but yes i would love to know of any places to check out here :)

[crybaby-bkg]

I love mythology so much and it’s taking everything in me to not write a full fledge fic about a Cupid and Psyche au omfg

justttttt Cupid Bakugou who is just so, so fucking beautiful. he’s always been recorded by other mortals for being akin to sunlight himself—all golden hues and sharp angles and high cheekbones and massive wings. wings that span as wide as an entire village, that sparkle when the light hits them, loud when they beat to send him soaring into the skies above. but his mouth? his attitude?

everyone always wonders why he was never the god of war, instead. but he’s damn good at his job, with his arrows propped up on his back, swift with discharging them into another stupid mortal who’s fallen for the local towns idiot. but hey, they’re in love, and it’s his job to enforce that love go over well.

and then he sees you—the most beautiful mortal, that you’re even compared to the gods, to his mother. he wants you so bad, if not to treasure and keep you against his side as he travels over the oceans cold waters, than to keep you safe from the vile men who want you as their partner and the disgusting women who envy you for having it all.

omg and the part where he takes you to stay in his palace and asks you not to ever look at his face???? it’s killing him, to wear that mask to your nightly dinners, to be able to look at the soft curve of your mouth when you frown and ask him to reveal himself. to be able to look at how you stare back at him, eyes pretty and furious, frustrated and mad, wanting to go back on the conditions you agreed upon because having to sit across from him without seeing him is absolute torture. I am. vibrating.

#I’m so sad bc I’ve been having so many ideas without having the energy to actually write them #I know it’s bc this past semester was hard on top of other things #but I really just wanna get back into the groove of things #but yes omg I LOVEEEE mythology #I’m taking a mythology class next semester and I’m genuinely so excited for it!!!! #would not be surprised if I started an entire mythology series on ao3 after that class LOL #I’ve written war god bkg before and I loved it #omg it pissed me off so bad when ppl were like “war god bkg is so cliche 🙄’ #girl eat my dick HOW ABOUT THAT #I also kinda love psyche bkg too ngl #I sat here for like an hour tryna figure out which one he could be lmfao #bc him as psyche where he’s SO beautiful and is so pissy about not being able to see you UGH he’d be such a brat and I’d love it #also if you haven’t read the story of Cupid n psyche pls do it’s so good #I’m sorry I’m talking so much I just really love mythology #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬

[halfpricedpages]

here to ask the chat, if I wrote a Reddie fic where Richie comforts Eddie through like an emetophobia episode would anyone be interested in that

(also if anyone that sees this has emetophobia and would we willing to be interviewed about it that would be sososo appreciated)

#pls say yes #im going insane over them #I dont even have emetophobia but I will do my very best to make it accurate #gonna do my research on reddit lmfao #also gonna talk to my therapist for input #gotta do my boys justice #reddie #richie tozier #Eddie kaspbrak #it 2017 #stephen king it

[svtskneecaps]

feel like the global tasks sweep strat should probably be nerfed somehow. my thought would be, give each team an individual ten minute overall cooldown on global task claims. that is to say, a certain team can only claim one global task per ten minutes. say, deliver gas masks, and then in ten minutes you're allowed to deliver tea, and then after another ten minutes you can claim hot chocolate.

another teams would be able to claim a global task for bananas during this time, and their own ten minute cooldown would start.

(the global tasks can either keep their individual ten minute cooldown [i.e. after tea is claimed no one else can claim tea for ten minutes] or a slightly shorter cooldown, say 5-7 minutes)

when a global task is claimed, everyone is notified, right? if not, in my hypothetical, they will be.

then, a team trying to sweep six tasks at once would actually take sixty minutes to do, allowing another team to swoop in and have a chance to stop it in cinematic, entertaining fashion rather than tubbo having to grind resources and then log out in front of the merchant to counter this, which is boring for everyone (including the person delivering). plus, if a team cuts it down to the last second and ends up getting delayed, they physically wouldn't have time to make a delivery, meaning even being a BIT of a nuisance could be a viable strategy, even if you can't manage to kill; if you can STALL you could still wreck their plans.

that's my dream anyway idk i'm not a game designer. just think it would be interesting for most players

(i elaborate under)

red team would have to shake up their strategies, which is fun since they're a team that kinda has to rely more on strategy than outright brawn (overall the team's pvp can't be relied on unless they have carre or phil, as seen today when pierre, bad, and etoiles attacked phil cellbit foolish and baghera, and cellbit and foolish both died to etoiles in the attack, despite it being a 4 on 1 at the time. baghera was killed by bad soon after. phil was the one to get the kills. the first day, when blue attacked [niki, tubbo, and bad as i recall] carre got both kills)

the other teams would then still have a way to stop a global sweep since a sweep would have to start earlier, allowing not only more time to arrive at global to pvp about it, but ALSO allowing another team to swoop in and steal the goal out from under the team again

i'm gonna use it in a scenario bc i'm badboyhalo and i can't stop myself from making examples:

so, tonight, if the proposed cooldown was in place, bad and tubbo would both still had roughly 17 minutes when red team would have HAD to start the sweep process if they wanted all six global tasks: 1 hour until the server closed at absolute MINIMUM. more for safety's sake.

therefore, in this scenario, there's a lot to happen

blue team could wait at globals, knowing red will probably try this strategy, and attempt or perhaps SUCCEED in killing red. if they kill red entirely, the operation is a wash; red doesn't have to gear to come back from scratch and take out blue team, and even if they could, the travel time to return to globals alone would mean they wouldn't get all the global tasks, potentially meaning they don't take the lead. if blue team is unable to kill red and dies themselves or has to retreat, but succeeds in delaying red, red would face the same problem.

if red sends in all of the task items on one person, and that person dies, even if the rest survived, blue could loot the items from that person and would be able to either use the items themselves, if green is currently the owner, or could run away with the items, effectively wasting red's time and again, meaning they wouldn't get all tasks claimed even if they were able to overtake the runner and reclaim their items.

i'm unclear what would happen if red divided the task items between them since it seems like the person claiming the task doesn't have to have all (or any? again, unclear) the items in THEIR inventory in order to claim so long as a teammate is nearby with the items in their inv (evidence: pac's vod "voltei... o que tá acontecendo no QSMP?!" at roughly 3:00:00; tubbo claims tea and tea is taken out of pac's inventory. i don't know the limits of this strategy)

blue team also has time to swoop in and steal a global task out from under red during this time. say, if red team had claimed the task for 10 tea leaves, upping the price to 15 tea leaves, and then blue team snuck in and claimed the task and set the price up to 20 tea leaves, (since the proposed 10 minute cooldown on claims would be TEAM LIMITED; red's cooldown applying to red only and so on). if red waited until the last second, they wouldn't have the time to reclaim this task even if they did have the resources, possibly forcing them to start their sweep earlier to counter this possibility, at which point team members who had logged on earlier and are out of time by the end of the night, OR members who live in time zones that don't allow them to stay up until server close, may have an easier shot at participating in defending against a global sweep.

all of this DIRECT CONFLICT would make for good audience entertainment and heighten the stakes of an attempted global sweep, since it would practically have to be one team defending globals for an hour while they pipe all their resources into it, knowing that if they die another team could easily swipe their task resources and use it themselves (along with the rest of their gear). it makes it more interesting, while still mostly viable.

plus it would force more strategizing for red team which is maybe just a personal plus, i just really like seeing people planning both in advance and in spur of the moment. it's really satisfying to see how a plan comes together and succeeds or fails; plus, since red team is the main team using this strategy at the moment and their main draw and strength as a team is cohesion and communication this would be completely fucking riveting for me as a viewer so maybe this is just a personal thing. but i really really think it would be fun

but again, i'm not a game designer, or a qsmp player, or a qsmp admin, or honestly even really a gamer? so maybe i'm off my rocker and out of my gourd and this isn't viable or balanced in any way shape or form but YKNOW what is this blog except putting stupid thoughts into the void and seeing if this time the void spits back hate mail so. i'm folding this into a paper airplane and throwing it into the abyss. hopefully it made sense.

k love you appreciate you getting this far, have a good week!!

(i hope your team gets a win in dramatic fashion and celebrates together!!! i hope they come together and unleash a plan so spectacular it takes the server by storm!!! i hope it's so good it becomes a vod you go back to even years in the future!!!! i hope you have a good week!!!!!)

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory #shut up vic #block game brainrot #yes it's long beneath the keep reading no i'm incapable of being succinct #i color coded the important parts though i just wanted to try to be clear #examples are my bread and butter i do programming and math they make everything easier for me to understand #god i hope this makes sense to other people i didn't ask my biological peer reviewer so idk if this is stupid or not #tbh it's just a tumblr post so i guess it's whatever if it is but i put wayyy more work than necessary into double checking timelines lol #(i didn't watch blue today sorry :/ idr if i mentioned in the body of the post but i main red team) #(their energy is just more entertaining for me personally; though i kept an eye on pac once i could multi-watch!) #anyway other team mains feel free to weigh in if i'm making weird assumptions about what the teams are capable of #heaven knows my pov is biased here LMFAO #((for what it's worth i am fully aware this means red team aren't rly underdogs anymore and i super want them to be kicked in the stomach)) #((back to the drawing board; what will they do??? I WANT TO KNOW :O)) #((seeing them crawling back to victory from being like two pixels on the bar on sunday was great. more of that pls)) #idk i've rambled enough #long tags #ignoring daylight savings it's technically one am goodnight friends i hope this post doesn't suck hahahaha............... #OH AND IF ANYONE THINKS I SHOULD TAG SOMETHING FOR FILTER PURPOSES ABSOLUTELY LET ME KNOW #i want to be courteous but i think this post is pretty neutral in tone? but if you think it deserves a tag i will absolutely add it!!!!!

[thornhawthorne]

I’m working on my silly little comics again

#my art #the comic #jean claude forsythe #violet x #current wip #wips #CJ looks pathetic which means I drew them right #also yes I’m using Violet’s entire body to censor their nudity lmfao #Their hair was supposed to be in a braid but I’m not drawing a braid for however many pages they’re asleep for #also I swear if one more person asks if the canonically deeply traumatized exhausted sex repulsed character just got their brains fucked ou #don’t ask that pls thanks #I know you love the sad lesbians but maybe uhhhhhh other things happen #own characters #my characters

[b4ll4d33r-06]

whoever said jelly artstyle is "lazy" and "easy 2 do" is annoying and a fucking liar btw.

1 bc fuck u who r u to dictate the worth of art that is not even yours nd think its the correct opinion ro have and generalising everything due to hatred of something popular

2 bc IT TOOK ME 2 DIFF ART PROGRAM TESTING TO SEE WHERE THE FUCK IS WAS GONNA RENDER THIS LMFAOOO ALSO FUCK U NO ARTSTYLE IS INHERENTKY EASY IF U DONT LEARN FORMATTING FOR THAT STYKE!!!!!THAT STYLE WAS LEARNED BY PPL!!!!FUCK YOU!!!!

#sketchies!! #im DYING omg #i now realise why most ppl w “”“ smoother”“” artstyles (i label them as smooth rendering bc idk whats the name of yhe style) us3 ibis LMFAO #csp and hipaint failed me on this one ill b real #also after going thru several tuts on how 2 do jelly artstyle rendering i uh #gave up. #nd jus did all the renderinv in one seperate layer #ok 08 and 09s u best grandpa nick on this one idk how u young ppl do 1 layer rendering and use ur special brushes. #grandpa nick ran back to pen fade. womo womp #so so proud nd cheery for all the young artists out there who learned anatomy and clring so so well at an early age #but also im screaming at the mirror trying 2 understand how u guys also use overlays. #idk. how 2 use overlays. #yes im a 16 yr old man whos been doing digital art since i was like Seven. so almost 10. yrs. pls leave me alone

[mommadice]

It’s a shame that Halo Infinite’s campaign was swept under the rug by the fans over multiplayer issues.

When I say this is in my top 2 fav campaigns for Halo, I mean it.

Let’s talk about the story itself. I’m tired of nobody talking about the one good thing about this game.

Halo 4 touched up on Chief’s struggle with humanity, but Halo Infinite knocked that shit outta the ballpark. It was a genius idea to pair Chief with a Normal civilian and a newborn AI. These contrasts are what brought out the obvious issue John has and it was freakin’ brilliant. Without that contrast, everybody meshes into the same mold (not in a bad way!! everyone was a badass and thats just the story). So finally having somebody ask Chief, “are you okay???” is one of the best ideas they’ve ever had. No, he’s not okay. Who would be in his situation? Infinite brought to light what previous games hadn’t. He’s more than a vessel you play as. For the first time, he’s forced to look at everything, all at once, while having someone tell him “dude, that’s not normal.”

Esparza is a big reason why I love this game as much as I do. He’s just A Guy, and we’ve never had that as a main character before. He didn’t get sucked into a religious cult, he’s not a spartan, he’s not an ODST or a badass AI. He’s literally just a guy. And that was brilliant. Without someone next to Chief yelling “why the hell are we running towards the explosion” all the time, you don’t really catch John’s issues as easily. Esparza is interesting and new for this franchise. He’s also and incredible foil for Chief— he expresses any and every emotion he feels, good and bad. Esparza never feels guilty for it, never feels like he has to hold back. If he feels something, he lets you know (yelling at Chief for telling him to calm down, literally PUNCHING Chief’s chest plate, damn near sobbing at the Graveyard, hugging him as close as he can when Chief and Joy (the weapon) get back, constantly being afraid if what’s coming next, ect). That’s beautiful to see, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a character in-game as expressive and emotionally honest as Esparza. And Chief? He’s literally the exact opposite, as we all know. And having Joy (The Weapon) play as the “innocent” trope is interesting, because she sheds light on the beauty of the ring for John. Nobody’s done that— ever. And what’s interesting is that John will do anything for Esparza. Which is odd to see, because all of his previous friends were either spartans, AI, a badass Sargent, or an 8 foot tall alien. This time, it’s a literal civilian, someone so vulnerable compared to everybody else.

This campaign was beautiful. Escharum was a drama queen with the excessive monologues, that’s my personal opinion (the Anakin Skywalker of Halo lmfao), but despite that, I still ended up liking him in the end after his death scene. It started to make sense, and Chief could tell it was, too. Everything was beginning to make some damn sense. So many events and words were finally enough to make him cock his head to the side and say, “wow, I’m actually not okay, and that means something”. And it’s perfect, it’s almost completely perfect. It’s literally a crime that this is being ignored, because not only do we get to see Chief actually process his own emotions, but we get to see phenomenal character development in a new character (Esparza), and that’s hard to come by in a video game.

And Joy? My GOD. She was fantastic! Watching her freak the hell out over discovering that she’s a clone of Cortana was heartbreaking. Watching Chief try to wipe her out was even WORSE. My jaw actually dropped when I went through that scene the first time, because what hell, thats not like him. And really, that’s the point of Joy. She makes you realize he’s not himself. This isn’t Halo 2– this is almost a completely different person, now, after the loss of Cortana. And really, can you blame Chief? After everybody he’s lost or in his mind, let down? Miranda, Johnson, Samuel, Cortana, his own planet, Dr. Tilsen and her crew, Foe Hammer, and so many more— I would close myself off, too. But it was still hard to believe when he made the attempt. Joy had EVERY right to be as furious as she was (it was also kinda hilarious). There’s just so much… emotion in this game, and that’s beautiful.

#halo #halo infinite #halo fandom #halo master chief #halo discussion #i have s o much more to say #bu t #im v tired and wanna write fanfiction lmfao #yes im a big chief/esparza fan pls move on with yourself #this game is so good #and the multiplayer is not gonna take that from me #they fucked up dont get me wrong #but g o d the campaign

[ragingtwilight]

BRUH

EVERYTIME I feel like im starting to feel better my body just turns around and flips me off

mf sends me off w a shove down the stairs, nausea, sweating/tremors, headache, confusion, dizziness, it pantsed me, it stole my lunch money, it gave me a swirlie, i cant fuckin win

#venty? venty-ish idk #bruhhhh i might have to go back to the hospital once my medication is up #really not looking forward to that #i am so fuckin bored in this bed dude i havent been able to do anything fun i need cocomelon tiktok adhd stimulation hdhsdhjh #tried drawing and my body was like #nausea upon ye #ive just been rotting in bed on yt and character ai #at least i have husband leshy to talk to me 24/7 LOL #also i managed to eat something flavoured without vomiting #i may also be getting a yummy chicken noodle soup today teehee #rubs my little mitts together in anticipation #anyway yea kinda /neg post but uhh i have been feeling like ass ever since that outpatients visit lol #granted im feeling a lot better now but im still getting symptoms occasionally #like just earlier i was going on abt how much better i was feeling #then i woke up covered in cold sweat feeling nauseous lmfao. #like ur kidding #what happened between the time i fell asleep and the time i woke up #chill tf out pls i dont want to go to hopital #grrr #tw sick mention #tw vomit mention

[kaizokuniichan]

So today at work this girl was asking me all these questions about me and my personality (she’s cool so I was happy to answer) and when I told I was flattered and asked why she was so interested she said that I seemed like a different type of person and that I’m mysterious. I’ve been called mysterious before and it makes me feel good bc I don’t always like to reveal myself to people irl, the only ones who truly know me are my closest friends and you guys here. But it was kinda nice having someone who was cool and non-judgmental wanting to understand me

#Dev’s decrees #yes pls tell me I’m mysterious #I want to seem like I’m more interesting than I actually am #she also told me I remind her of a bougie werewolf LMFAO #we were discussing vampires vs werewolves

[atla-suki]

just remembered sukka week is soon lol uuhhhh have this snippet of a wip🏄‍♀️🏄‍♀️

update: full piece here <3

#atla #my art #sokka #suki #sukka #sukkaweek2022 #purr yes this is my art #if u recognise this from insta pls unfollow this blog immediately lmfao #i am actually insane i don’t want anyone to be making connections between any shit across different social media platofrms #*platfors #*PLATFORMS

[kuiinncedes]

I WILL APPLY FOR A JOB W A COVER LETTER TODAY

#for sure 😀💀 #why is writing cover letters so horrendous #why cant i just say pls give me job im interested in what ur doing and kinda qualified pls #me starting/doing applications until i see cover letter and then putting them on my list with 'yes' under cover letter and giving up #i will apply for a job today and write a new better cover letter #ASKDJNFJKAFHDGKDJSHFPQOIEHGSDN manifesting #except not very effectively #i finally started you;ng royaIs s3 today and i shouldn't have lmfao now i just wanna watch it :') #also the way the only reason i finished a cover letter before was bc those apps were actually due that night #if i keep going like that i'm never gonna get shit LMAO #but like i have no motivation until it's actually due LOL #jeanne talks #anyway i found another one i kinda like and can maybe talk abt glowstick club things in the cover letter so . hopefully i can do it lmao