#liverpool fc incorrect quotes

[gaemen]

What if?

Alisson: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Robertson: What if it bites me and it dies!? Virgil: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Robbo, learn to listen. Trent: What if it bites itself and I die? Alisson: That's voodoo. Harvey: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Trent: That's correlation, not causation. Darwin: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Virgil, with a smirk: That's kinky.

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[ali-becker]

Virgil, throwing their head into Alisson's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Alisson, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

#liverpool fc incorrect quotes #virgil van dijk x alisson becker

[lecupids]

PLEASE DO MORE OF THE FOOTBALL TEXT MESSAGES THEYRE SO FUNNY LMAO

OF COURSE ANON 🫡

BALLERS (mostly lfc.. again) AS RANDOM MSGS ! ;

hope u enjoyed anon :3 x (dt; @4nzo, @b8au, @ballsbalb + anon?)

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[txrres]

Liverpool incorrect quotes

Robbo: with all due respect, which is none,

Curtis: *sneaks into kirkby at 2am* Virgil: *turns in swivel chair* care to tell me where you were? Curtis: I was with… Uh… Ali! Alisson: *also turns in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Virg- I can’t stop the chair-

Ibou: pfft look at that idiot Robbo: *chasing after a squirrel with a baseball bat* Ibou: Ibou: shit that's my idiot

Curtis: why can't dinosaurs clap? Fabio: because their hands are too sh- Harvey: because they're all dead.

trent: i'm cold dominik: here take my jacket ibou: i'm cold robbo: *sets kirkby on fire*

dejan: would you kiss me for $100 mo: why? dejan: just curious mo: i guess? dejan: *slams $100 on the table* would you look at that-

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[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

Virgil: I give up. I am so tired.

Mo: Get the emergency supply!

Robbo: *carries Alisson and places him in front of Virgil*

Alisson: *smiles*

Virgil: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

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[leclercloml]

Footballer | Fake Text part 7

(Groupchat edition)

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[enzocisp]

@b3az wanted more so here yall go 🙏

(as again, these are all fake and only fo banter !!)

also happy birthday 2 my fav scouser ; trentski ‼️ mans pushing his 30's 🙀

please lmk if yall want more x 🙏

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[live-laugh-loverpool]

the best friends! (and joey)

(when everybody came back from lockdown)

Ali: MO!!!!!

Mo: ALI!!!

(they hug for a long time)

Mo: ...Ali, i think Robbo and Dejan are waiting

Ali: (cuddling Mo like a teddy bear) but it's been so long! five more minutes

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[liverpool-enjoyer]

incorrect lfc quote

hendo: can you step back, youre making me claustrophobic

robbo: what does claustrophobic mean

trent: it means hes afraid of santa claus

hendo: no it doesnt-

robbo: HO HO HO

trent: STOP IT ROBBO YOURE SCARING HIM

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[lfcincorrectquotes]

Thiago: *sees someone doing something stupid* 

Thiago: What an idiot. 

Thiago: *realizes it's Kostas*

Thiago: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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[gaemen]

We need a virgsson thing bc it's Virgil's birthday

You asked, I delivered! Short story or quote wtv you prefer!

Context: Alisson first meets Virgil at a restaurant.

Alisson walking over towards Virgil: hey, happy birthday. I really like your name actually.

Virgil looks at him and blushes. Really bad at flirting: uh yeah thanks, I got it for my birthday.

Alisson chuckles: well enjoy your birthday big man. *winks, then walks away*

Virgil blushing: t-thank you.

Darwin looks over at him: eyyy hermano, your little friend down there is saying hi to him too! *laughs*

Trent: go catch yo bitch before you lose him. *smirks*

Virgil: shut up! Don’t call him that! I’ll be back! *runs to the bathrooms*

*Trent and Darwin smiling at each other*

Trent looks at Darwin with a smile: thinking the same thing?

Darwin smirks: sip

Sometime later where vigil is opening his gifts

Virgil: Thank you for the gifts, everyone. *smiles*

*Darwin and Trent running in, out of breath* *Trent passes out*

Darwin, placing his hand on Virgi's shoulder: Feliz cumple amigo. *Giving him a red box and falling to the ground.*

*Virgil opens the box. A note is on top.*

Note: Happy Birthday big man.

With a chain and rose. And his one number on the note.

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[elmatadorisgay]

Inspired by watching some tiktoks of them

Harvey: Oooh Fab look there's mistletoe

Fabio: *scoffs* Come on you know I don't like that

Harvey: you know I don't bite. Come on

Fabio: Go find a girl or something to kiss

Harvey: No I want you *pouts his lips out a bit and moves closer to Fabio*

Fabio: *leans in and kisses Harvey*

Harvey:

Harvey: I... I wasn't expecting you to actually kiss me!

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[mylfcjournal]

Jürgen: My ring's gone!! My wedding ring came off in the ocean and it's gone :(((

Ulla: *holding their grandchild* Jürgen there's people that are dying

#incorrect quotes #liverpool fc #lfc #jürgen klopp #i love that he's so sentimental about his wedding ring #livnew #premier league

[jaja-dingdong]

Virgil: Ah yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Hendo: I really care about your feelings!

Adam: No, I really care about YOUR feelings!

Virgil: ... and then there is the disaster couple...

Trent: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Robbo: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

#this definitely happened #incorrect quotes #virgil van dijk #jordan henderson #adam lallana #trent alexander arnold #andy robertson #liverpool fc #lfc

[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

Alisson: Ow!

Klopp: What’s wrong?

Alisson: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Klopp: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

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[incorrectfootballerquotes]

Luis Diaz: I can’t tell whether you’re a genius or just arrogant

Trent Alexander-Arnold: Well on a good day I’m both.

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