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(I see yall Trentbappe haters... please don't interact tffff)

For @mbappesunderwear <3

Trent: Hey Ky.

Kylian looks over at him: Yeah?

Trent: You remind me of mac and cheese. Kylian: How so? Trent: I love mac and cheese.

Kylian with a big smile: Thats so corny.

*Trent's smile fades and looks at him*

Kylian nervously laughing: what?

Trent rolls his eyes: nothing... *Whispers under his breath* Dickhead...

Kylian: Are you mad? *Chuckles to himself*

Trent: No, I actually hate Mac and cheese. *Throwing away the bowl with mac and cheese.*

Kylian: Wait, what? Trent???

#gaemen #football incorrect quotes #trentbappe #trent alexander arnold #kylian mbappe #for Dan <3 #Part 2?

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For @kylivier <3

Dusan: I made tea.

Federico looks up from his phone: I don’t want tea.

Dusan: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Federico rolls his eyes: Then why are you telling me?

Dusan: It is a conversation starter.

Federico: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Dusan: Oh, is it? We are conversing. *Federico gets up from the table*

Dusan: Wait, where are you going?

Federico: I'm ending the conversation. *sits on the couch*

*Dusan stays quiet and takes a sip of his tea.*

*Minutes passed, and it's still quiet.*

Dusan, trying to make conversation: A-are you sure you don't want t- *gets cut off*

Federico: I'm sure; I don't want it.

Dusan: OK, no need for the attitude. *Dusan sits next to Federico and turns on the TV*

Minutes later.....

Federico, looks at Dusan: Can you make me tea?

#gaemen #football incorrect quotes #dusan vlahovic #federico chiesa #vlahesa

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Water solves everything!

NOTE: Was made long ago and never published. :-(

modrić: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Eder: Weight loss? Drink water. Vini: Clear skin? Drink water. Rodrygo: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

*Everyone looking at him with a blank expression*

Eder: *raising his phone up to his ear*

#gaemen #football incorrect quotes #real madrid #real madrid incorrect quotes #luka modric #eder militao #vinicius jr #rodrygo goes

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NOTE: Looks like those middle school confessions. VERY SORRY JS THOUGHT OF IT WHEN I FOUND THIS IMAGE SITTING AROUND IN MY CAMERA ROLL😭‼️)

Joshua: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints.

Leon: What hints have you given them?

Joshua: Well, I think about them a lot, and sometimes I even think the eye contact we make is a sign.

Leon: Mayb—*gets cut off*

Joshua: I have feelings for you. *Looks away from him*

Leon: gets cut off again

Joshua: I like talking to you and being around you. *sighs*

Leon: is cut off again

Joshua: Do you realize that I am attracted to you more than you know?

Leon: What?! What does that mean?!

Joshua: You really don’t know? or are you acting?

Leon:* staring at him confused*

Joshua: … I thought that would be obvious by now.

*Before Joshua cut Leon off again, Leon placed his hand over Joshua's mouth.*

Leon: Quit talking already; I get it. Now that you have me all flustered, it's weird.

*Joshua looks at him with puppy eyes; the cold air made his eyes watery.*

Leon stares into his blue eyes: Wait, I don't mean weird, just that I'm all soft all of a sudden- I.. *Doesn't know what to say*

Joshua places his cold hands on top of Leon's: Me neither; I'm panicking. Um... let's just get back and forget about this, you know?

#gaemen #football incorrect quotes #kimmetzka #kimetzka #joshua kimmich #leon goretzka #fc bayern munich #bayern munich incorrect quotes #JOSH LOOKS SO CUTE LIKE THAT!! #THIS IS A BAD ONE I WILL BE FIXING IT

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Antony: Licha, did you see me and Case in training!? Literally he was like-

*Lisandro starting to zone out*

Antony: Then Scott-

Lisandro: bae, Tony. Please.

Antony: sorry, BUT HE STARTED IT!

Found it! Anyways… cuties frl 😘

#manchester united #antony #lichantony #lisandro martinez #gaemen #lichantony incorrect quotes #football incorrect quotes

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Important!

Hello, I know I should have written this earlier or when I started my blog. So I'm actually really sorry about it.

Don't take anything seriously. I mean, it also says incorrect quotes, meaning it's inaccurate and fake conversations between the players. I know this would NEVER happen.

I'm not saying I want the players to "be gay" with one another or force them to become gay for each other. No, I'm saying they have good chemistry with one another or just make a great friendship/bond.

Besides, there are plenty of people who also do this. I’m not the only one doing this "gay" thing with the players. I mean it's been going for years so I'm not only one whose giving them the "gay agenda"

But I just want to say that I'm not disrespecting, humiliating, or anything. People (like me) just want to have fun and enjoy what we do.

Whatever anon said that, then you must be REAL fun at parties. 😐😂

After that Anon thing, I will be turning off Anon. Sorry guys.🤷

But If I wanna fulfill some twisted fantasy then that's the only thing im accepting.😂💀

✩ Saint out! ✩

Gif credits go to the owner. :) (someone help me find their tag please 😭)

#gaemen #important #please read

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Some cute thing with this fanart from @xivdl , please?

Art credits to @xivdl

*Virgil and Allisson holding hands while giggling*

Robert: I think their gay

Trent: I was gonna say

Virgil slips his hand under Allisson's bicep and cuddles his head on his shoulder: I was thinking of you, well a song reminded me of you.

Alisson, chuckles: Really? What song?

*Salah gets in between them, then Robert joins distancing the pair*

Salah, trying not to laugh: Isn't it a wonderful day?

Virgil, pissed: mhm...

Alisson: Yeah, it's a beautiful day.

Virgil smiles: yes it is Ali, it's very beautiful.

Robert, mutters under his breath: Gay.

#football incorrect quotes #gaemen #liverpool fc #liverpool fc incorrect quotes #virgil van dijk #alisson becker #trent alexander arnold #mohamed salah #andrew robertson

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Licha: here bae. This is where we are having our date.

Antony, looking at the stadium: don’t you think this is a little to much.

Lisandro: nothings to much when it includes you. Now come on, let’s go to the changing room.

#lichantony #antony #lisandro martinez #manchester united #gaemen #football incorrect quotes #lichantony incorrect quotes

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Photo from Licha’s story!!

Casemiro, holding up the phone: Smile!

*Antony, Diogo, and Lisandro looking up, then smiling*

Garnacho in the way back: Dads and uncle let me be in it!

*After Lisandro posted the photo, he gets a notification.*

#football incorrect quotes #gaemen #manchester united #lisandro martinez #Antony #Casemiro #diogo dalot #alejandro garnacho

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FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS MEMO

Memo: it's my birthday!

Chicharito: happy birthday! I hope you get to celebrate many more

Diego: yeah, studies have shown that the more birthdays you have, the longer you live

*chicharito looking over at memo*

Memo, scared: oh, bueno gracias.

#football incorrect quotes #gaemen #memo ochoa #chicharito #diego lainez #feliz cumpleaños

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY VINI

*Vini having lunch with Rodrygo. And Camavinga enters with baby shower balloons*

*Rodrygo looks at him with a serious face, because he sent him to buy Birthday balloons*

*vini clueless*

Camavinga: when’s your birthday?

Vini: Today. July 12

Camavinga: what year?

Vini, now very confused: every year…???

Rodrygo: Jesus, cam I said birthday balloons NOT baby shower balloons.

Camavinga: ohhhh, got that. I’ll be back ima go buy you birthday balloons. *smiles and leaves*

Rodrygo smacks his face and sighs: oh my god….

Vini: wait— you were going to make me a surprise party? *asks with a soft smile*

Rodrygo: key word were. *gets up and massages Vini’s shoulders* welp, happy birthday!

#football incorrect quotes #gaemen #real madrid fc #vini jr #rodrygo #eduardo camavinga

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We need a virgsson thing bc it's Virgil's birthday

You asked, I delivered! Short story or quote wtv you prefer!

Context: Alisson first meets Virgil at a restaurant.

Alisson walking over towards Virgil: hey, happy birthday. I really like your name actually.

Virgil looks at him and blushes. Really bad at flirting: uh yeah thanks, I got it for my birthday.

Alisson chuckles: well enjoy your birthday big man. *winks, then walks away*

Virgil blushing: t-thank you.

Darwin looks over at him: eyyy hermano, your little friend down there is saying hi to him too! *laughs*

Trent: go catch yo bitch before you lose him. *smirks*

Virgil: shut up! Don’t call him that! I’ll be back! *runs to the bathrooms*

*Trent and Darwin smiling at each other*

Trent looks at Darwin with a smile: thinking the same thing?

Darwin smirks: sip

Sometime later where vigil is opening his gifts

Virgil: Thank you for the gifts, everyone. *smiles*

*Darwin and Trent running in, out of breath* *Trent passes out*

Darwin, placing his hand on Virgi's shoulder: Feliz cumple amigo. *Giving him a red box and falling to the ground.*

*Virgil opens the box. A note is on top.*

Note: Happy Birthday big man.

With a chain and rose. And his one number on the note.

#liverpool fc incorrect quotes #football incorrect quotes #gaemen #liverpool fc #alisson becker #virgil van dijk #darwin nunez #virgson #virgsson #happy birthday big man <3

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGIL

*its 3:40 AM*

Harvey: happy birthday. here is Trent’s gift to you

Virgil, tired: ... that's a big box

Harvey: yeah

Virgil: he's inside it isn't he

Harvey, sighs: yeah

*Virgil leaves to his room*

*harvey confused but also leaves*

*trent in the box excited to surprise Virgil*

#football incorrect quotes #gaemen #liverpool fc #liverpool fc incorrect quotes #virgil van dijk #trent alexander arnold #harvey elliott #happy birthday big man <3

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Ten Hag: Anyone d- Marcus: Depressed? Victor: Drained? Bruno: Dumb? Maguire: Disliked? Ten Hag: -done with their training... what is wrong with you people ..

#Manchester United fc incorrect quotes #football incorrect quotes #manchester united #gaemen #erik ten hag #marcus rashford #victor lindelof #bruno fernandes #harry maguire

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Another one but now with Thiago and Kostas if you don't mind

Kostas, looking down at Thiago: You look nice.

Thiago smirks: Are you flirting?

Kostas smiling: No, why do you ask?

Thiago: Um, no, nothing, nevermind!

Klopp getting in between them: This ain't a make-out session, so back to training!

#football incorrect quotes #liverpool fc incorrect quotes #liverpool fc #jurgen klopp #kostas tsimikas #thiago alcantara #my lover boys <33

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Love at first sight?

(I know Darwin is sending a kiss to the fans but lemme imagine, please!)

Darwin jogging with the ball after making a goal and looks at Virgil: Hola, Guapo. *blows a kiss at him*

Virgil: I think he said I'm good-looking. *looks over at Salah with a smile*

Salah: No, really.

Virgil's smile disappears: Oh, sorry.

Salah laughing: Im sorry!

#football incorrect quotes #gaemen #virgil van dijk #darwin nuñez #mo salah #mohamed salah #virñez

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Okay I surely need one with Alisson and Virgil based on this thing here:

Alisson and Trent are talking, then Allison sees Virgil walk in.

Trent: Yeah, then that blonde one from United sl-

Alisson looking over at Virgil: Hold on Trent, I'll be back.

*Trent gasps and leaves his mouth open.*

Alisson: Hey Vir! *kisses him on the cheek*

Virgil: Oh, what a surprise, Hey Ally. *Smiles*

Klopp, closing Trent's mouth: Close your mouth, son; a fly might get in.

#football incorrect quotes #liverpool fc incorrect quotes #liverpool fc #gaemen #virgil van dijk #trent alexander arnold #alisson becker #jurgen klopp #virgson