Ello, I’m back! My lord demands another sacrifice. He has tainted many a soul, but the ones he hasn’t touched since forever because of their wood-dwelling, animalistic ways… the Metzgers.
(I imagine they have little monster features because the kids grew up in the woods, like Lumberaxe)
May I ask for a picture of them? It will give my king more vigilance to swallow them into the black and white.
twirls my hair.... hi bob metzger
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god why is he so funny and amazing
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LARS AND THE REAL GIRL
2007, dir. Craig Gillespie
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I think the prequels should’ve made Owen Lars Anakin’s full brother. I think we should’ve had gruff 19/20 year old completely Force-null Owen in TPM and make the audience assume for a moment that that’s young Darth Vader, but nope, it’s the tiny blond Yippee boy who’s playing with droids.
I want to play with old Ben’s line about Uncle Owen in ANH “He thought (Anakin) should’ve stayed here, not gotten involved (in the clone wars)” as Owen urging Anakin to quit the Order in AOTC because a war is brewing in the Republic, telling him their mother sent Anakin away to be safe, and would never approve of him becoming a soldier.
Then Uncle Owen in OWK with that same dismissive attitude towards Obi-Wan but this time it’s not just protectiveness of Luke but also because he blames the Jedi for corrupting his little brother
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