Anyway.
Everyone, say hi to Fanfiction Unicron.
He takes inspiration from the weird parts of Ao3.
In particular, Hornicron; a series of shorts taking place on a Fuck Planet and involving a weird amount of alternates and far, far too many pregnarties.
He'll still eat you alive but rest assured, it'll feel amazing.
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"If you'd like to, you can have me."
"It would be an honor to make you feel better."
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@grimmssnarl
"I'm angry, not desperate."
He pulls his robe over him a bit more, just a bit tighter. He doesn't really want to be seen without a packer on.
Anyway, Pokémon don't do it for him. That's Archie's thing, not his.
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"Fun fact!'
"Don't, y'know, Bullet Seed your kinky bits."
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a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO
a few people have asked, so this is a now a print <3
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call his pussy british the way that I’m innit
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mantis mouthparts source
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only $1400 to scare the shit out of yourself every single night of your life
disabling reblogs cause everyone keeps making the same joke in the tags so i can't see when my friends are talking to me :( feel free to repost tho
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me irl: i never swear
me on discord: *posts memes that sometimes have swear words in them but thats it*
me on tumblr: hey guys this is my good friend fuck. you will be seeing them very frequently. please do not resist
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that 'get to know me meme' (paraphrased) that I can't fucking copy and paste because tumb.lr mobile is functional
Hi. I'm Sadist-Senpai (they/them, but it/its is growing appealing). I've been rping for as long as TFP was a thing, as TFP Uni.cron was my first muse. I sew and sell at trade shows.
I write much smut on my Ao3. My magnum opus is Tyrest losing his mind and fucking God in the process.
it gud.
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We're going with Conventional Human Bits here because I'm not allowed to homebrew genitali.a and bodily processes anymore.
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Maxie sits outside the Hair Ogre Fuck Fest with headphones, a movie, and snacks for when Archie needs a boost.
He's only here to keep his partner from being eaten.
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when you say you'll attend to the reigning grimm/snarl, no big deal
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fem law shambles yeah
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Pretty butterflies..
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