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septimus-heap · 3 months
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Can you imagine being an fbi agent and getting a report from the ceo of tumblr dot com that someone has said (checks notes) she hopes ur car explodes with hammers. And being expected to take that seriously
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utterdrip · 6 months
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ur gonna look me in the eye. and tell me that “i’m all pointy ears, my love” with his little head movement isnt the cutest thing of all time? he is so cute i want to chomp
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lessthanthreelalli · 3 months
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i am getting credible threats,, from some sort of hammer wizard
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lesbianfakir · 4 months
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Cracks me up how fakir is utterly rizzless (could not flirt to save his life, would explode into a million pieces if given the tiniest scrap of affection) and yet he somehow has absolutely crazy game like. Guy is so serious and dramatic and sincere he can just make statements like “I’ll stay by your side forever” like it’s NOTHING but he still can’t look a woman in the eyes without getting psyched out
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hysenty · 5 months
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it is so disheartening seeing people being able to correctly identify and criticise the actions of russian invasion of ukraine and not be able to recognise/not giving the same scrutiny to the israeli genocide.
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fishgir1 · 7 days
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u shouldn’t have to be a girl AND have to work. really it should b one or the either like come on
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fleshdyke · 1 month
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for someone with two intersex conditions i have an absurdly heavy period
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inquisitor-apologist · 9 months
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Just learned that Ninth Sister apparently survived Jedi: Fallen Order, and at this point there’s literally nothing you can do to convince me Mace Windu didn’t survive. She fell a way shorter distance and is a fraction as powerful.
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clown-prince-of-gay · 2 months
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Even more art for today!
I was in the mood to doodle and decided Monroe would be a simple little guy to draw. I in fact, have lots of funky lore to say about him (all of that under the cut!)
Anyways, heres my silly little queer french moth man <3
As always, likes and reblogs appreciated, do not repost!
So. Monroe.
Here's some quick facts:
He is french and has an accent, although it was always unclear if the accent was real or not. Is it intentional or no? That's for you to figure out cheri~
He is in fact, aroace, (yes he is still queer. him not feeling romantically about others has no effect on that fact.) And he has so so so much platonic and familial love for everyone he's close to, Lumin, Charlie, and Barley are all people he considers his closest friends, and he has a sort of big brother thing going on with Edgar (Bugs gotta stick together no?)
Although he works at a bar, he has no quarrel with letting the younger ones in to have a seat and play at being grown up, (Monsieur Monroe makes a mean lemonade and serves it up in a wineglass.)
Although hes found no romantic feelings towards anyone (and doesnt ever plan on having them) He is acutely aware of the reactions he can get out of people, playfully flirting with his friends and making them panic just a little. (followed up with loads of teasing, it's all in good fun.)
He's no lightweight when it comes to drinking, and tends to challenge others to competitions in the spirit of livening things up every now and then. He may be small and slight, but he can handle liquors better than anyone.
While he does work for Lumin (@king-of-vertigo's Oc, hes such a sweetheart), he has other hobbies, he plays violin and paints, and considers himself a bit of an artist. This does leak over into his bartending skills, often adding flourishes and brightly coloured fruits to mixed drinks. He prides himself on no two drinks being served the same.
Anyways. He sits inside my brain. I love him. I hope Y'all appreciate him as much as I do!
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finedinereception · 6 months
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the ethical implications of netnavis never fail to flatten me. like hi yes heres my new ai. its capable of thinking and feelings and forming emotional connections and falling in love and basically is just a digital human. you own them. also you can make them beat each other up for fun. they feel pain btw.
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buqbite · 1 year
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Never not thinking about this fucking exchange. I need to know now. Did this happen a lot. Is ORV actually secretly full of hsy attempting to either tease or straight up flirt with kdj and repeatedly getting hit with the wall of autism. How much of her cringefail moments have been omitted I NEED TO KNOW
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who in gods name decided that it would be totally okay to take ao3 away from me two days in a row how will i cope. where should i read about luke skywalkers failing coffeeshop now
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jayalover · 1 month
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TIL that the marketing team actively kept nya out of the spotlight on boxes because they feared it wouldn’t sell.
fuck them.
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shadelorde · 6 months
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I’m thinking about how. An entire lesson of Avatar the Last Airbender with Toph’s introduction and arc is literally “stop infantilizing disabled people” and a huge section of the fanbase insists on DOING IT ANYWAYS.
Like guys. That’s literally one of the main points of Toph’s arc. Is that “I’m tired of being treated like I’m a weak helpless baby.” That’s literally why she left her parents.
What are y’all DOING at this point.
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footballandfiasco · 8 months
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ter stegen forgets he is a world class goalie every time he plays for the nationalteam
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catholickedd · 3 months
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bleh i wish i could look up online resources for trypophobia without being immediately shown 1000000 triggering images
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