#like this shit is catastrophic

[satsuki-yumizuka]

oblivious idiots who pick up hints and then go "nahhhhhh that'd be a wild assumption" UNITE

with our powers combined, we can miss anything...

#like yall need to understand. i was super into this girl and she was into me and she literally texts me one night #ily (or ilu?) #and my stupid ass. knowing this girl for like years #was like #“haha yeah she probably texts all her friends like that!” #like this shit is catastrophic

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

[littlelightfish]

We alredy know what's Chilchuck's worst nightmare. What if I told you that it was canon?

His daughters have alredy been eaten. His wife was eaten too. His family are all dead. His worst nightmare has come truth. And he for sure feels like it's partially his fault, because it's the Winged Lion doing, yes, but who helped Laios get here? Chilchuck. And who's daughters and wife are now dead because of it? Chilchuck's. The suggestion of recreating them tells us that they've alredy been eaten. The way he says it makes it feel like it's too late. They're dead. Because of him. Of his actions. Of his job. The irony of it all is actually quite cruel. He makes a union so he can prevent bad things to happen to his race, to his family, and then, and he works at the union. And now, because of his job, he got them all killed.

He doesn't even know how his daughters are until way later, I don't even know if in the manga they send letters to him during the feast, because I know they don't go to said feast. So Chilchuck doesn't know if his girls are alright until, again, way later. We know they don't die because, well, there's this comic of them going to meet Laios, the new king. But if not for that, who could tell us they didn't die on the monster appearances? I can imagine that after the feast Chil went stright to check on them. Because he loves his daughters, and he cares for his wife. He sucks at communicating it, yes, but he does.

He doesn't want to risk his family's safety. But he, unknowingly, unwillingly, indirectly, did. He got them eaten by those demons because he helped his friends achieve his goal. Because he cared about Falin and wanted her to be human again. Because he cared about Laios and didn'twanted to see him loose his sister. Because he cared about Marcille, Senshi and Itsuzumi. He cares so much about everyone and wants to help everyone (in his own way), that he doesn't think that the result would, inevitably so, be the worst outcome for him. The one in wich work and private life get mixed together. His job as a member of Laios's party ended dragging his family in, despite his best efforts. His job ended up, not only endangering the whole word with demons, but his family. His four precious girls. It ended up almost killing them (probably it killed them for some time because getting eaten by those demons works wierd).

Worst part? He didn't have the time to be mourn over what he 100% sure thought was the complete loss of his family. He was in a hurry to survive himself, so he pushed those sad feelings and tried his best to help who he had left. Later on he finds out that the demons spitted out people. And he seems shocked with some kind of surprised relief.

He looks how everyone that got eaten was alive. And he can't quite either believe it nor understand it. He is really confused. So they didn't die? Are my daughters ok? Is my wife ok? Did everybody survived? Are they alive? He dares to hope that they're all ok and pulls into a box his feelings again, saving it up for when he has the time to be overwhelmed about this all. He has a feast, trying not to worry, but worried sick. Then he goes home and checks on them.

Give this poor man a break and a beer...

#do not. #make him miserable #make him suffer #because #he is a father and a husband and is worried sick about his family well-being all the time #they are why he acts like he does #why he tries to keep family and work in separate rooms #but he fails so catastrophically its almost comical #like #luckily they were alright #but its a miracle his hair doesn't turn white right away #maybe he writed a letter to his daughters during the prepararions for the feast #that would explain why he doesn't have a single white hair after this #but we'll say he disnt for the sake of angst #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #chilchuck angst #dunmeshi #dunmeshi angst #dungeon meshi angst #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon #if you want to write something about this #dm me the fic #i NEED TO SEE THE ANGST #@ me if you don't want to dm me but i might not see it because it would get lost in my notifs :( #my shit

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

One of the things I'm particularly bitter about when it comes to this ending is how it flattened Ed and Izzy's relationship.

You can't, in the same season give me

"I have... love for you, Edward." "I loved you, best I could." "Artsy outsider was always your thing." "A shark did this."

and

"Hello Mr. Latch! it's not your fault you're broken, no. Were just trying to do your job, weren't ya?"

and expect me to just... move on from that, accepting that we will never get anything more from them, that their relationship won't get explored, that they won't have a the chance, time and space to finally talk it through as a crew, to air out their grievances, to reach a boiling point, and to decide where to move on from there. Within just a few episodes they became the most fascinating part of the show for me, and the fact that, as far as we know, this is it for them... yeah, I don't like that at all.

#they deserved so much space to try and work through all the shit they've been through and what they did to each other #speaking hurriedly as izzy was dying in ed's arms was just not it chief. like. if that's the ending we're gonna get. fine. but they deserve #so much better #not to mention that this season fully showed that Con and Taika are spectacular actors #they could carry material of absolutely catastrophic emotional intensity #and i think that's the kind of skill you'll need in your cast to show the end (or rekindling?) of a decades long relationship #they could've done it!!!!! #sigh. SIGH!!!!!!!!! #edizzy #blackhands #izzy hands #edward teach #con o'neill #taika waititi #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 finale spoilers

[marvelousartcatastrophe]

My Qi Rong headcannon of the day (incorporating my design for him) is that like Hua Cheng, he can change his appearance so that even after he loses his mask in the second book/season, people can’t exactly say he looks like Xie Lian. My design for him really turns him into a goblin so if we pretend he looks like that then he’s intentionally becoming something as far from Xie Lian as he can, but his true form would be much more beautiful and their similarity much more prominent. But in canon he doesn’t actually have enough power to do that I don’t think? Hua Cheng is powerful enough to have multiple forms so maybe Qi Rong can get by with having only one.

And ignoring my design for him, I think this is also why he wears a mask. Pretty boy don’t like being reminded he’s related to Xie Lian.

I also have a headcannon that he was executed by decapitation with the royal xianle family so in the afterlife he has a huge scar around his neck. He’d get pissed off to find it mirrors Xie Lian’s cursed shackle.

In other words he’s trying to be something as far from Xie Lian as possible, even if he has to make himself as ugly as he can to do so.

He’s on my walls now…

#art catastrophe #I like the idea of him being a disgusting little freak #like if you like qi rong being pretty then hell yeah make him pretty #in fact it was so funny to me that in the dinghy’s when his face was revealed her was wearing makeup #legit the most beautiful boy in the entire show #but in my head based on my impression of him from the books he’s a freak of nature #he would flick his boogers at you #the type of guy to wear socks OVER his sandals #or even bathe with his socks on #it’s his way of saying fuck you to the royal family cause they never gave a shit about him or his mom #and let’s be honest while they were both mortal Xie Lian kinda treated Qi Rong like he was a dolt or just worthless #I’m just saying he’s gotta be more of a menace beyond just being a cannibal #tgcf qi rong #tgcf #qi rong #tian guan ci fu #hua Cheng #tgcf hua cheng #tgcf headcannon #headcannon #tgcf theory #heaven officials blessing #tgcf donghua #manhua #tgcf manhua #tgcf books #tgcf book 2

[crudelobotomiser]

My favorite MLM and WLW media is from the early 2010’s in which the love interest and lead never kiss but they say some of the gayest shit in the world and also the love interest is heinously obsessed and is (or turns) straight up evil

Yes I am talking about Hannibal and Madoka Magica

#‘what?!?! madoka magica doesn’t have an evil love interest?!?’ obviously you haven’t watched the movie #homura literally becomes the devil to keep Madoka corporeal and by her side #she also says some shit like ‘my feelings for madoka run so deep/ even pain is precious to me’ like I’m so sorry she is a lesbian #hannibal #hannibal lecter #hannibal season three #will graham #hannigram #madoka magika #madoka x homura #madoka kamane #homura akemi #is it really gay if something catastrophically bad doesn’t happen?

[churchydragon]

okay actually I need to gush about Shipwrecked 64 real quick, I haven't finished watching the vod yet but oh my god

at a certain point, I think after you mess up two or three different quests, and you go into the layer realms or whatever they're called, monsters start appearing. but it does it in a really cool way.

so normally, the game looks like this, right?

but when a monster appears, or is starting to, this happens

the monster that will start to chase you shows up in THE BLACK BARS OF THE SCREEN THAT SURROUNDS THE GAME!!! THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL AND INNOVATIVE DUDE I'VE NEVER SEEN A GAME LIKE THIS DO THAT!!!!

AND AND AND! IF YOU'VE ALREADY HIDDEN BY THE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON ONE OFTHE SIDES???? IT LEAVES!!!! AND THEN GOES TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!! AND IT PROBABLY KEEPS DOING THAT UNTIL IT EITHER LEAVES OR YOU DON'T HIDE IN TIME!!! AT WHICH POINT IT SHOWS UP IN THE GAME AND CHASES YOU!!!! THAT'S SO COOL!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!! IT'S SO INTERESTING AND UNIQUE AND JUST OUUUUGHHH

anyways. go play or watch someone else play Shipwrecked 64 it is very cool

also watch Jall if you're 18+ he is also very cool and funny. his streams are very loud and high energy tho so be prepared for that.

#I am in no way a game designer so I don't know shit but I fucking love game design #and this is some of the most interesting stuff I've seen a game in this genre do #it's a very simple thing but I've never seen something like that done and it's so fucking cool to me dude #I know the dev is making another game called Blundercover and I am VERY interested in that after seeing this #if you like the haunted video game creepypasta genre and stuff like Petscop or Catastrophe Crow you'll like this game I think #churchy talks #churchy tag rambles #shipwrecked 64

[crimeronan]

i like living in the city. the ice storm has fucked up the whole metro area but we've got a friend staying in our living room bc we have power and he doesn't and the inside of his place was nearing the freezing point of water. back in rural NH we were always the ones crashing on the floors of our suburban friends when our power was out for days. paying it forward I Guess....

#hard to complain when we have heat and it's not catastrophically cold outside like it is in some places #but WOW this storm has wrecked everyone's shit. It's Bad.... #current events

[toxooz]

omg i literally love wheelbitten as a comic and ur art is amazing

random question but how long have u been drawing as an artist and do u have advice.............

thank uuuu and I've been drawin my ass off since I could hold a pencil and I'm 24 (25 next month) now so this shit wasn't overnight by any means lmfao idk the way i did it was have A Thing that you like drawing and just draw the fuck outa it and eventually you'll get better for sure whether it be the desire to get better at drawing said thing makes you do research and study something to become better at it or just literal muscle memory from drawing said thing so much. I had lil spouts of taking time to get better at specific things like anatomy, shading, ect. by studying it but overall i just subconsciously got better by mentally picking up new things everytime i draw and analyzing the world around me. Even recently i got to see that with drawing tactical gear (that ive never really drawn before and never wanted to draw in my life) soley bc i just REALLY fukkin love Ghost and Konig

i went from being terrified and intimidated of drawing tactical gear (even trying to put a gun in front of it as if that was any better lmfao) it used to be vague as hell and my brain would shut down just trying to look at the references(i remember having a ''shit man am i even gunna be able to draw these characters???'' moment of dread the first time i was drawing Konig pffft) to absolutely loving drawing tactical gear and seeing how much more detailed i can make it with every new drawing, so a complete 180 but that's bc im just totally obsessed with the characters and drawing is how i express that sO thats mainly what i mean by just have a thing that you love and want to draw and the rest should follow with time, patience, and practice. I think it's about training your brain and motivation to pick up on details or a certain way something looks in lighting (or lack thereof) bc my brain is probably wired a certain way after art being like a centerpiece of my development to the point to where drawing is just What I Do and at this point if i dont draw for even a few days i start getting vaguely antsy and fidgety it's crazy lmfao SO idk if this is worded like i need it to but yeah art and the act of drawing can be frustrating as hell but it should be enjoyable and rewarding above all else at the end of the day!

#i drew bc the piece of shit im unfortunately biologically related to drew a lot when we were kids so id just copy her #then i drew winged wolves and dragons and the occasional horse for like 7 years then The Axel obsession started #where i drew axel from kindom hearts literally all the time and had 870000 aus for him where i would draw for all of them #when i tell you the obsession for him was catastrophic u best believe but it kept me drawing like a motherfucker until i made my monster oc #which was around the age of 15 is when i started consistently drawing humanoids #OH YEAH i had a whole lion king phase too in 2011 where i would strictly draw lions all the time and my first record of drawing online was #on the lion king fanart archive (which i still visit to look back its like visiting an old janky friend:') ) #but yeah then my heart was stolen by my ocs and all the potential designs i could make them #and thats where i am now aside from the festering COD masked men obsession boiling over in the corner AHA #so basically latch onto an obsession and pick up that damn pencil #even as a kid if i liked anything the immediate connection was trying to draw it #didnt matter how weird to draw or undrawable it was my ass would be in that notebook bc its the only way i know how to express myself lmfao #this is long as fuck but NOW im out peace skskksk

[nayruwu]

SO... I was just thinking, let's say hypothetically.. mahiru guren & shinya weren't toxic ca16 was written by a less misogynist author then would you like mahigureshin as like poly ship? It just came in my head as much as I dislike how author wrote them esp mahirus character I still think in alternative setting it might work?? They are kind of catastrophic trio with very poetic themes & victim of fate kinda afterall.

honestly probably yeah. most powerful trio imagineable.

although i actually have no clue what mahiru's personality would be like were she not written by such an author. i think i've read some cool modern AUs in which i really liked her - kickass businesswoman that overworks herself trying to get her little sister out of a difficult situation while simulteanously juggling her relationship with her boyfriend and their shared trophy wife, i think that'd fit her well. "all you do is work :(" "you don't understand i'm doing this for us!!!111!1!1!!1!!!" type of stuff.

i will forever treasure that little snippet of her and shinya making fun of guren together, that was adorable. the way things should've been.

#don't cancel me for calling shinya a trophy wife it's funny ok #the girlboss‚ the babygirl‚ and the trophy wife. true romance. #i do wonder what mahiru's feelings regarding shinya are in vampire reign #like through catastrophe she felt mostly neutral or slightly disdainful towards him #but our guren-hating mika became yuu's demon and suddenly doesn't hate him at all anymore. #so maybe guren's thoughts rubbed off on her and she's fine with shinya now LMAO #but yeah those dynamics are very fun to think about #guren trying to comprehend how he pulled the two prettiest people alive (he didn't. they pulled him) #mahiru and shinya absolutely being in love but not romantically #i am forever a firm believer that women (guremahi) should give shinya little kisses on the forehead #they put him thru hell so now they're spoiling him #many tags. many tags #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #shinya hiiragi #guren ichinose #mahiru hiiragi #imagine seeing them out in public together i'd shit my pants #all hail the theoretical polyamorous catastrophic trio

[sapphorror]

Okay, but one of the best things about Lice is the sheer amount of mutual pettiness it showcases between Zim and Dib for an episode that doesn't have them saying even a single word to each other

#invader zim #zadp #zade #iz posting #natterings #zim laughs at dibs expense one (1) time #and then dib gets to spend the entire rest of the episode reveling in his agony #and honestly I can't even hold it against him given it's usually him who ends episodes in such uh #catastrophically unfortunate situations #enjoy it while it lasts buddy it'll be you again next week #sidenote anyone ever think about how thoroughly this experience must've cemented zims convictions #about falling victim to horrible experiments the moment hes caught #the humans were allowed to discover *one* thing different about him #and immediately set about painfully exploiting it #plus between the lice goon running up with the 'discovery' about zims skin #and his uncharacteristic placidity #I kind of take it as implied that there WAS more experimentation between the 'my superior skin' scene and lice queen #oh and another sidenote #how do you think dib felt about being doused in his alien nemesis's liquefied skin #do you think he got home later like “SHIT I SHOULDVE TAKEN SAMPLES”

[c-kiddo]

"But where did [the gods] come from? If they founded this world, they came from somewhere. And wherever they came from, they aren't the only ones. Everything has a predator that hunts it."

👁_👁 ok. okokok ok

#kiddo say #cr lb #love shit like this its so cool <3 #i love media in which theres a god and the fuckin god is scared #of something else . bigger and perhaps all consuming and endless. as a treat #remember in cr2 when wildmother was like .we're fucked bestie . about the somnovum n stuff .. .. .. scream #looove when cr characters decide they can kill god also . its vry fun #(fun in a catastrophic way)

[transbuck]

ohhhh boy the yearning levels are catastrophic tonight

#feel like that relates to the dysphoria levels being catastrophic as well #need some good gender affirming shit STAT #atlas.txt

[an-obligatory-blog]

“sonic only saw nine as a tool/object and was ready to sacrifice nine to bring back the og tails”

PRIME SONIC GET BEHIND ME

“nine is so selfish, how could he break sonic’s heart like that. he’s so manipulative”

NINE GET BEHIND ME

#these are catastrophically bad takes like holy shit #sonic prime season 2 #sonic prime spoilers #tails nine #sonic the hedgehog #leave them alone!!!!!!

[loudmound]

this excerpt from a doom eternal review is at the core of what i think made 2016's storytelling several steps above what eternal was trying to do and why i'm so pissed off at how disastrously they flew off the rails.

#stormy shouts #the review is called 'doom eternal is a dizzying catastrophe' if you want to read it for yourself #eternal's narrative suffers not only in part due to the crunch the devs were under #but also a severe lack of confidence in those that took up the helm of writing—because they don't consider themselves writers! #they don't understand what makes a story good #they just threw all the cool shit they liked at a wall and hoped that would be acceptable #and obviously... it wasn't #it's a story that refuses to take itself seriously while also demanding that you as the audience take it seriously #own your fucking ridiculousness and be earnest goddammit. campy shlock is not inherently a bloated fuckshow

[lammergayier]

So I'm rewatching Jjba Part 5 with my boyfriend and honestly I have a new perspective on Fugo. I Get Him Now.

My guy was self-aware enough to Realize he was in an anime/manga and said "actually. I'm not doing this" and y'know what considering how outlandishly Brutal and Fucked Up the deaths in this series are I really can't find it in myself to blame him.

#Also the fact that he had what was arguably the saddest/most realistic/relatable backstory out of the whole gang (except maybe Narancia) #I Do Not blame the guy for just wanting to be left alone and keep a low(er) profile #like it's not like he could have Predicted what would have happened #Also I fully believe if he Had gone along with the gang they all would have died due to the simple fact that #He can just Barely control Purple Haze on a good day #if he'd lost control of it during one of the integral fights that shit would have been catastrophic #wow I didn't realize I had this many thoughts #jjba #golden wind #*bird mimicry noises*