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this-doesnt-endd · 1 year
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For as like crazy disney adults can be i will say they all seem extremely happy and content
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hearts401 · 6 months
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Could you list all of your Au’s and what each acronym stands for
YEAHYEAHYEAH!!! I HOPE I GET EM ALL LMAO THIS GOES SOOOO FAR BACK
this includes aus without tags but i'll tag the ones that have tags lol
EAPS au. Evan afton's pizzeria simulator: evan survives the bite and goes on to be scooped, later reuniting with an alive and healthy michael in ffps. shenanigans ensue
N? au. Normal? Aftons au: The afton kids survive and evan and michael, along with a ton of other characters, have to work to stop william elizabeth and a mystery killer
normal aftons au: just ur run of the mill happy au. everyones normal and silly
mm au. Murder Mystery au: Afton kids live and liz calls them to solve the mystery of their father's disappearance while they uncover certain... concerning things
Pitdad au: william gets springlocked before he can kill any kids and becomes springbonnie early on. springbonnie also becomes sentient and the two of them have to mend the family william has neglected for so long
dysfunctionally functioning au: Nobody dies but the afton kids have to learn to deal with their abusive household dynamic (important note! the abbreviation for the fic of this au is gbwwwg and stands for getting by with what we've got.)
Wizard's Quest au: Springtrap and William team up in ucn to escape while its in a fantasy type landscape
Michael's robots au: William, Henry, and Michael build the robots together following the deaths of michaels siblings. however not only does william has a lot of dark secrets, mcihael is learning a whole lot about his robot friends (like how. yk. theyre possessed)
Swap au: Exactly what it sounds like. Elizabeth is michael, michael is the puppet, evan is circus baby, charlie and sammy are golden duo, and theres other thigns im not getting into rn
fnaf x tadc au: just the fnaf characters getting put in the digital circus world
fnaf x ut au: fnaf/undertale crossover but i changed so much its unrecognizable at some points
Werewolf will au: william is a werewolf adn kills people and manipulates his friends while keeping his kids hidden for evil nefarious reasons
Employee trio au: William drags vanessa and henry into killing people and everything goes to shit
kill ur dad au: Michael kills william and drags evan in to help him cover it up. unfortunately, william always comes back
Traveling circus au: the funtimes, as humans, run a circus and meet elizabeth who got lost when her father had a springlock accident. while htye take care of her, william gets help from a shady wizard and things dont go well
Fnaf theatre au: where the fnaf game characters are a highschool theatre class and end up making a huuuge broadway show that retells the fnaf movie
anthro au: everyones a furry and the aftons are searching for william who disappeared many years ago
Golden memories au: Evan and Cassidy fail to keep william in ucn and end up losing their memories of everything past being killed (which includes meeting each other officiall) and help cassie throughout ruin
this isnt rlly important but good ending tfc au: novel elizabeth goes home with charlie instead of dying and they become friends
scrap baby's pizzeria: scrap baby (not liz), lefty (charlie), and molten freddy run a pizzeria in ucn and have to watch william while cassidy is away on torture vacation
Foxymike au: Michael is a robot william built years ago. he looks like foxy and ev n liz dig him up and decide to adopt him as their new big brother while william has a more special, evil plan for him
Lizzie time travel au: Elizabeth travels back in time after fnaf 6 and has to fix everything
the immortal and the restless au: Evan survives the bite and both him and mike work to fix everything, but they dont meet again until fnaf 6. evan burns down fnaf 3, and mike still gets scooped and all.
Fredbear sb plush au: Evan follows greg around as a possessed discontinued golden freddy plushy and they become besties
glitched mike au: au where michael goes looking for his missing sister and gets wrapped up in the remains of glitchtrap, whos clawing his way back to life
Zombiegolf au: Michael works at the pizzaplex and is bestfriends with monty and theres other lore but william is glitchtrap, evan and liz r there, and gregory is there lolz
Zombie apocolypse au: William accidently makes a zombie virus and everything goes to shit while his kids search for him and he finds his ex wife again
time travel crack au: Michael goes back in time but hes like. nine. and hes pissed as fuck and is trying to kill his dad wiht cassidy
fnaf wcm au: Ellis goes to the pizzaplex and meets the ghosts of the people who died there (most notably tony, gregory, and cassie) but somethings wrong. gregorys still alive...
Monster Island au: (the fic for this is deep end!) au where the animatronics are giant monsters on an island where a bunch of kids get stranded (afton kids, mci kids, sb kids, ect)
mer cbby au: circus baby is a mermaid that michael befriends (not liz!!!)
Michaels plush shop: michaels family gets cursed as plushies and he realizes any plushy he makes comes to life so he just has a funny little plushy family
flashlight frights au: flashlight duo are springbon and golden freddy and they r besties while william runs fazbear frights and jeremy, michael, and vanessa are security guards there
fredbears pizza mania au: glitchtrap remakes the afton family in a video game and they become sentient
little nightmares au: au based on the LN games. full of angst and horror adn afton brothers
Cityscape au: Au where its all futuristic shenanigans centered around glitchtrap vanny and the sb kids
afton house of horrors au: au where the afton kids meet the very kind hearted robots fredbear, springbonnie, circus baby, and ennard. unfortunately for htem, williams testing his nightmare gas in that house
ucn mike au: post fnaf 4 mike gets stuck in ucn bc cassidy fucked up the timeline and hes stuck with william
warrior cats au: jsut fnaf retold with kitties
Elliz sb protag au: Ellis is the sb protagonist and befriends monty
Williams apprentice au: Elizabeth lives and becomes williams helper
Williams successor au: an au based on a post by @/puhpandas (go follow him!!!! NEOW!!!) where william tries to make evan his successor and evan flips him the bird
Afton family business au: a murder family au catered to me
the sun sets in utah au: Elizabeth, grown by now, returns home after college to find both it and the people in it have changed so much. Especially her family
Glamrock baby au: Elizabeth in the pizzaplex what will she do
marionette emily au: charlie is accidently killed possesses the puppet. henry takes her as his daughter still. what could go wrong? (a lot)
the puppet and the carver: Charlie is trying to get her father to move on, but he has work to do. So much work. A lot of charlie and henry angst n stuff
summer camp au: Michael dies and is a ghost and his family + cassidy investigate
those are the ones of note i can think offff they dont all have tags like i said. I'll link this on my pinned post btw so anyone can find it
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Ive been thinking about a retcon-esque thing that I havent seen a lot of people talk about, and its that in ACOTAR rhysand talks to Feyre about how hes doing all this stuff for his court and to me it seemed like he actually cared for yknow, his whole court and not just one city. And it drives me insane because I would actually be so much more willing to see Rhys as a pragmatist and morally gray as opposed to stupid and evil if that was the case. Like, imagine instead of the canon bullshit with the court of nightmares and velaris, its basically just a normal court that treats all its citizens equally well but they enforce their borders really strongly so no one can get in without permission, and when someone does come over for political reasons or something they get a couple of people to do the whole CoN stick, or maybe its literally just the representatives of the NC (Rhysand, Kier, Mor, whoever is in charge of the illyrians) acting cruel and then letting the rumor mill run wild. That obviously still has its own ethical issues when you consider the fact that the night court is part of a larger country and theyre effectively cutting themselves and their own citizens off from it, but they are the kind of ethical issues I would accept from a character thats supposed to be morally gray
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musubiki · 10 months
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If Lime is on more equal terms with Mochi being in the m34th what would a battle between the two of them be like? Or would they have like a “battle” cause one of Lime’s missions was to get a read on the cat witch or something of the sort. Or angst battle that’s always steamy👀
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY!!!!!!!!! a fight between them would just be itching with banter and sexual tension so ofc i would love to see it heheheeh
many things to consider though on that fight.. aside from the fact that theyre in love and could never seriously hurt each other, in an actual serious fight assuming that wasnt an issue, im gonna use this as an excuse to ramble about general strengths and weaknesses (can also be applied to most witches and members of the m34th):
mochi is obviously the cat witch, extremely powerful magic. GREAT magic attacks and environmental control (ie using magic as the means but the end attack isnt actual "magic", like using magic to grab a tree and smashing them with it). she also has essentially unlimited resources in the idea that magic can do or summon anything she needs.
magic attacks alone unfortunately dont mean much against a black canvas. environmental control is still a plus (high res doesnt mean you can survive a boulder to the face), but another thing to consider is that as a witch, she cant kill anyone, and so cant fight with lethal force & has to hold back on all her attacks. another thing to consider is that the magic is limited, so she can always be worn down to exhaustion.
magic is okay (at best) for deflecting/shielding against the m34ths technology weapons (the idea is that the tech is advanced enough to be on par with magic weapons), and shes also okay (at best) at any hand-to-hand fighting (shes not amazing at it since most of her stock goes into magic, and lime is also taller/stronger so she would lose that fight). also dont forget shes very weak to water so if lime could factor that in, thats also something to consider
NOW FOR LIME, the obvious strength is the magic res. magic attacks like mochis magic swords/weapons/blasts dont do much to him. he has the tech weapons to break any magic shields she can use. as already mentioned hes taller (longer reach) and stronger so hand-to-hand is a no brainer, and more importantly hes not a witch so he can fight with the intent to kill (doesnt necessarily apply to them since theyre not trying to kill each other, but applies for a general fight between a witch and an m34th member). another thing to consider is limes running theme of being amazing at everything he does, so hes no run of the mill m34th guy, hes a cut above in terms of strength/strategy/smarts/skill
lime in particular though is cocky by nature, and a bit impatient. hes FAR more likely to do risky attacks and take chances if it MIGHT end the fight quicker, rather than taking a bit more time for a guaranteed success (kinda like in a pokemon battle when you know one more hit from the enemy will down your buddy, but you choose to attack anyway on the off-chance you land a crit and end the fight rather than using the turn to heal). also as mentioned earlier, high res doesnt mean high def so if the witch is smart enough she can still beat you by things like summoning a boat and smashing you with it. the m34th spends so much time fighting magic that they forget they can still be killed by normal things which is hilarious to me
ALL IN ALL THOUGH in a fight between mochi and lime i think lime would win. just from the fact that neither of them would be fighting full strength/trying to kill each other, and it would most likely come down to hand-to-hand since mochi wouldnt drop a building on him, lime would win.
(but in the scenario i was thinking, it was mochis grandma having them spar so she can evaluate mochis skill against an m34th member. mochis grandma is known to be hard on her, so lime held back a little more and let her win so she wouldnt have her family being like "shame...what kinda cat witch loses...."
she realizes this after the fact and when she asks him about it, he tells her something like "I know you were holding back a lot cuz you didn't want to hurt me, and I'm a lot better than a lot of people in the m34th. I'm telling you this right now: you would win against them in an actual fight. You don't need your grandma breathing down your neck for the next 4 months trying to drill more training into you." and thats why she loves him)
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mejomonster · 4 months
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Huai dao: 1 i hope Sheng Yao dates KING OF ACTING SHU JIU (who is secretly Hei Xiazi from dmbj i am standing by that)
2 i do think sheng yao and su junzi (and the conflict of su junzi being married) situation aspects was somewhat worked into the 3 persom situation of fei du/luo wenzhou/tao ran in modu. The characters are different, and modu is way more intense about it (all 3 of the modu people have way more trauma and unhealthy coping mechanisms and Intensities to them than sheng yao or su junzi so far). But the fun ideas played with are definitely sparks of excitement during Huai Dao, and i can see why they were worked in modu.
3 i want more jiang hu backstory! Idk about shen yexi having ptsd, as he (as far as i know) had a support network of friend coworkers and has been using fairly normal coping mechanisms for stress that arent like causing any major issues for him. But i do think jiang hu (based on hints so far) has either some childhood trauma or actual past-work trauma. The childhood trauma theory: if this is like modu, then the cases may parallel one or both leads mental states. In that case: jiang hu had a childhood where he was expected to be perfect and fell short/felt guilty, or perhaps he was a victim to something and seeked to appease them to feel in control (like 2nd huai dao case). Which could be adult work trauma and could be very broad frankly: it could instead be that he had an old workplace where his mistakes led to something bad for someone (maybe patients or coworkers) so he took on an unfair amount of guilt he put on himself (or someone im authority blamed him and he believed them in that it was his fault), or he felt so out of control (in any kind of abusive workplace tbh) that he ended up guilty abd scared of Following Orders or Protocol or Superiors and failing to help who he intended (both a corrupt workplace or even just a run of the mill police one/societally normalized stressful workplace) couldve caused it.
I tried to word it before and went on a tangent so im going to try and just quick state what i hope comes across clearly. So i think priest doesnt use mental health terms particularly well in Huai Dao. It gets better in later novels of priests novels (modu handles terms better - including parts where things arent named, which is sometimes more realistic of trauma and levels of it and depression and anxiety and just how like the range of how we cope and what messes us up is vastly different and results in different ways for people, and what deeply affects one person may make no result in another). But in Huai Dao because of specific term labelling, and it being on perpetrators of harm, it can fall into a kind of reinforcing certain ideas - which is my biggest warning if you read. The actual portrayal of characters feels realistic TO each individual characters cirmstances and feels reasonably realistic. So i think priesr doesnt let it affect actual portrayals. But atuff like say a criminal having ocd but no one on the investigation team having ocd... you know. Its like if you have 1 gay character in a story and theyre a villai. Its fine to do a gay villain, but if its ur only gay character then readers as a whole may just reinforce their belief 'gay people are bad' unless you have some other neutrally or well treated gay character to reinforce that your story is not intending to say all X are bad. Idk if that makes sense? (Like... again modu compares childhood abuse cases, in fact a variety from Fei Du and the Su girl forced to harm otjers as children and what theyre like older, to zhang donglai with an absent dad and his own fucked family issues, to various side characters... and because theres people who turn out all kinds of ways, and fei du is a lead wr root for, theres never the feeling of the story seeming to indicare people abused as children are 'bad.' Instead the story just more broadly is showing how things could turn out varyingly, and how a wide spectrum of ppl have lived through that kind of trauma). I think huai dao if it leaned less on labelling terms might have worked better, or some side or main chqracters having similar mental health issues that the writing paints as people we root for or feel sympathy toward like victims. So like. Mm a weak spot for sure. Expected to run into it in tjis genre, its not an uncommon flaw in many a crime novel or show. But it is something to be aware of. while i think if a main cjaracter eventually does reveal they have mental health issues is may help lessen the kind of abrasiveness currently. But qho knows. This is a problem widespread in stories.
I think the characters tjemselves function as you expect ppl to in their situation. So as realistic characters things feel not illogical or so unrealistic it drives me up a wall. But yeah the terms and a bit of the selection of who has what background has some not ideal choices.
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ofthenoseclan · 1 year
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favorite and least favorite touhou games and why (cast? gameplay? story? tell me.)
hiii tyty
fave games are shinreibyou (13) and danmaku amanojaku (14.3) for different reasons
13 has the largest amount of cast members im very attached to on average in a single game, its visual aesthetic and its ost's soundfont are huge favourites of mine, its introduction of taoism as a major player in the religion war arc is interesting, and it completes the plot setup for the events of touhou gumonkuju ~ symposium of post-mysticism. which is my favourite written work in the franchise if you dont count the concept records. plus it reintroduces spell practice for the first time since 8 which is a godsend. i dont really love the divine spirit/trance mode gimmick and i think its pretty half-baked in execution but everything else about the game besides the gameplay makes up for that. and also it created my fave ship hehehe.
14.3 however is my fave in terms of gameplay, its concept is so fun and executed perfectly and i had a blast with it. its a spinoff where the idea is you are up against danmaku patterns that are impossible to dodge normally, but you are still able to "cheat" by using items that let you delete patches of bullets, wrap around to the opposite side of the screen, turn invincible for a split second, etc. HOWEVER none of the bullet patterns are ever actually impossible, theyre just extremely challenging with a super low margin for error, so trying to see if you can solve the danmaku patterns without using your "cheats" adds an extra risk reward factor and turns the experience into a bit of a puzzle game. its sick as hell. a no-items run is planned for this years gdq if that sounds interesting
LEAST fave games are probably koumakyou (6) and kikeijuu (17)
6 because its just. not very good despite the hype for it. its clunky and unpolished but not in a way thats charming to me like the pc98 games are, and its plot feels extremely out of place with the tone of the windows era. theres no political satire or subtext its just a cheesy run of the mill shmup. if i want what 6 offers ill play a cave game or something instead
17 because as much as i adore that titles story and subtext and worldbuilding and all the things it plays around with conceptually from the bottom of my heart, jesus CHRIST that is a visual overload nightmare of a game. i dont have photosensitivity issues and it still made me sick. there is no justifying such bright flashing backgrounds like 17s that late into zuns career its worse than some of the stuff in 5s backgrounds (sorry 5 ily despite this). that coupled with the fact that you have 3 separate coloured giant flashing power ups on the screen all the time with the wolf/eagle/otter spirits makes it hell on the eyes. its so weird how this is the only windows era game that has these eyestrain problems but they made me have to give up trying to finish it, let alone do a 1cc run. please zun never do something like that again
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sleepy-shutin · 2 years
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do you mind me asking if there can be a dominant alter in did? my experience aligns with partial did where there is a dominant alter that is usually present, but i don't exactly fit the criteria of partial did because we usually have inter-identity amnesia and our switches aren't as rare as what's documented in partial did, but i dont know if theyre common enough to classify as did... im not sure if you know the answer but i was wondering if you could maybe give some insight?
i think in a run-of-the mill case of DID, having a 'dominant alter' is generally called having a host.
like yeah, that's a completely normal thing for many cases of DID; having a host, or a 'dominant alter' who is best equipped to handle daily life, while other parts don't front as often, but still switch sometimes.
it's also important to note that, if i remember correctly, in partial DID, one doesn't generally switch unless under stress.
in DID, it's common to switch, or switch more, when under stress, but you can and do still switch outside of it for completely normal and non-stress related reasons, like another ANP experiencing a positive trigger for example.
to me, your experiences just sound like DID.
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shockvalue · 8 months
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38. 17. and 9. for whoever because idk either and would like to get to know them :)
HI PAUL im gnna answer for both then ^_^ autonomy is my main dnd character, shes a tiefling paladin/rogue and shes a very strange middle aged woman. june is my fnv pc he is normal.
9. when they're sick, what do they do to feel better?
i think auto either a) lay on hands or b) pretend it is not happening and just tries to will it out of her body to some degree of success (until she passes out and sleeps for 18 hours)
june hunkers DOWN. he is making tea and lying the fuck down for a day or two, but i think he bounces back pretty fast. cant afford to sit on his ass for too long the mail stops for no one... 17. how easily would they be convinced to do something that goes against their morals?
hm ok now this one is hard for autonomy because i think she plays pretty fast and loose with the whole morality thing. however shes not...easily convinced to do much of anything unless she thinks that it was her idea. so i would say pretty difficult, not out of any real moral backbone but out of stubbornness lol
june on the other hand is Extremely driven by wanting to do the right thing, whatever that means to him. he is also kind of impulsive though, and i think if it was like a trolley problem situation where he had to think fast, he could end up doing something that he would later really regret. generally tho he does his best to be a good person and is pretty uncompromising on what he views as right and wrong.
38. what are their dreams like? do they have any recurring dreams/nightmares?
well i think autonomy often gets (or at least what she interprets as) visons from her god/of the future while she sleeps, as vague as they might be. i think she also has little flashes of memory and deja vu that she cant quite place but knows are familiar. very floaty and greenish gold dreams...nightmares of drowning
i think early-game june has Benny-related nightmares pretty frequently. getting shot in the head will do that to u. otherwise i dont think he dreams very often, and when he does theyre pretty run of the mill.
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lyricsofgoldendaisy · 2 years
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ALRIGHT SO- I didn’t think I was gonna have to make a call out post today (and I technically don’t but this creep wasn’t your run of the mill ‘be my sugar baby’ or ‘send nudes’ type of sicko- they took it a step further and as a result, I’m making a post about it cuz what the fuck) BUT the video I posted earlier somehow attracted a real weirdo
This is the post I’m referring to. Nothing remotely sexual about it, you can barely even see my arms for most of it.
So I posted that right before work, I check tumblr a few minutes into my shift and I see that @/cheesepizzaom4yf liked the post, followed me and messaged me. I’m used to getting creepy messages, it’s unfortunately a part of being on the internet but never have I been randomly asked to ROLEPLAY something like, I dunno, RUBBING MY ARM AGAINST THIS PERSON’S DICK SO THEY CAN HUMP TO IT
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I wanted to mess around with them cuz- what the fuck so I started with sending a fake dick pic from one of my friends, I thought it was funny- THEN A FEW HOURS LATER, I COME BACK TO SEE THEYRE STILL TRYING AND THEY EVEN SEND AN EDITED GIF OF MAX FROM STRANGER THINGS, WHO IS A MINOR, TURNING AND SMILING TO AN EXPOSED DICK (I edited it for y’all, you’re welcome) WHICH JUST ADDS A WHOLE NEW LAYER TO IT
So yeah, I’m about to block them but I just wanna say that this is why I put this whole deal at the end of every post that shows my face
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“I’m 19 so don’t be weird” it’s such a simple thing to ask and yet
People are sick, be careful out there, y’all- and if that weirdo sees this post before I block them, please do me a favor and stick to normal porn instead of trying to ask random people on tumblr to roleplay that kinda shit. Especially people on tumblr who are just barely able to consent
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doebt · 2 years
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I probably should take this up with a therapist before it gets serious anyway because there is way more involved in this process than just affording and GETTING the treatment physically
#i guess i will email her its only 50dollars a session too which i mean its not great but the last place i went sucked#and that was 100 a session (hour)#I feel like i couldnt get anywhere w them because i couldnt bring the trans thing into it#thats the crazy thing is you just cant do that here...like you can but youre seriously putting it on the line#and even if they dont outwardly show disgust because a therapist you know cant like. they have to be unbiased#but obviously everyone is biased and it WILL affect EVERYTHING they think about you#Thats why i want this specific lady instead (shes with the diversity center) (shes a married lesbian) (shes nice ive met her before)#and with a 'normal' run of the mill therapist here you could be the first trans person theyve EVER knowingly spoken to#And it just throws the whole everything off it really compromises the counseling you receive#because then its a symptom#My grandma keeps saying i should go to this income based place here even though they are notoriously subpar#well theyre hit or miss its EXTREMELY circumstantial and a gamble if you get a good one or bad one#and since its income based you get basically no say in any part of it#but I cant explain to her like i NEED an lgbt therapist or i cant get literally anywhere...I dont have time to go through the#'ok this said something phobic gotta find a new one' 'this one gave me a church pamphlet gotta find a new one'#50 a session is a small price to pay for the peace of mind that im not baring my soul to#Some suburban blonde woman who teaches sunday school and voted for trump..if you dont live in the deep south i cant explain it to you#*just tried to explain it anyway*
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nezumasa · 7 years
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Honestly "edg/y"'s used too often to discredit characters these days
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jawsplitter · 4 years
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Do you have any favorites among Ur ocs...if so dish out
YES i have a couple......!!!!
adelaide, victor, gideon, and marcello are the ones id say are my favs i think...also alvin is very up there. putting small blurbs about them under the cut cause thats a lot so itll be a tad long
adelaide: ive had her for SO LONG since like. umm. 3rd? 4th? grade i think...originally her name was izzy and her universe was going to be an rpgmaker horror game & i think i wanted to put in dating sim elements too. now shes a sad gal looking all over the state for her missing friend and ends up meeting a bunch of weird monster people but theyre all cool
victor: hes the most recent of the bunch of faves! hes a homeless monster hunter but like, not hunting in the typical sense. he just tracks them down to observe them and stuff. but sometimes things go awry unfortunately, monsters arent all scary but otherwise harmless background-goers
gideon: probably the second oldest oc of this bunch, hes one of my ocs for saw!! his real name is samuel and he used to be a jorunalist, but once he was tasked to handle reporting on jigsaws murders he kind of..........started believing he was jigsaws long lost son (hence him adopting the name gideon, its what jigsaw WAS gonna name his kid) and eventually took to making his own traps after the other jigsaws died, and even put himself through one (which i still havent actually thought about LOL)...other than that hes kind of alright though
marcello: i LOVE marcello so much even tho i listed him last i would dare say hes my top favorite...hes just your run of the mill “nobody loves me so i do bad things” type of antag character but see he wasnt born with powers like most other characters in his universe so in order to do bad things to be loved he summoned demons and let them possess him so NOW he has powers. hes really a sweet guy though he just wants love : - ( (his brother is a very famous superhero)
and alvin gets one too since i mentioned him: i already have a big post about him so ill make this’n brief, he used to be normal but now hes a dick-ish weirdo with a much more dick-ish possessed ventriloquist doll but like. hes charming (to me)
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Anon 1 said:
Do you know the fic where steve and MJ go to a protest and get in trouble with the police so bucky and peter have to rescue them? please tell me you know the link it’s driving me crazy that i can’t find it
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Anon 2 said:
I read this one a long time ago and can’t seem to find it anywhere. It’s about mermaid/siren Steve and I remember that later on he has babies w Bucky. And Steve was in a pool with the kids and the other avengers were in it and were all friends and helping out. Thank you!
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Anon 3 said:
Ive been looking for this fic everywhere, bucky meets steve (hes demi in this fic) and then something happens and theyre staying at buckys moms place ((christmas??) and his uncle is tony and he pays off steves debt i think and bucky had a bad past with Brock Rumlow, and they almost kiss towards the end i think they were dancing idk please help lmao
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I’ve dug through the tags I think I’d find this fic in but I can’t seem to find it. It’s like 1950’s or 60’s and Bucky comes to live with his aunt and Steve’s gay and they fall in love and at the end they’re running away together?? I’m sorry to have to ask I’ve been looking for a while now
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Anon 5 said:
hi ive been looking all over for this fic and i’ve tried every ao3 search and just don’t know where it is!! it’s a fic where both steve n bucky are in the battle field (catfa) but steve sketches bucky a lot in his sketch book and steve mentions the curve of buckys lips and his crooked tooth in one of the paragraphs, and steve thinks it’s perfectly normal to notice these things because he’s an artist. thank you!
Anon 6 said:
Hey guys! I was wondering if anyone could help. A long time ago I read a wonderful uni AU fic where Bucky was an extremely grumpy and broken amputee, lost his sister and working at the library of the school Steve and him share and Steve was totally in love with him but like, scared off with Buck’s attitude? I was wondering if you could help me find it. Have a wonderful day!
Anon 7 said:
I’ve looked through pretty much all of the tags, and searched through AO3. I remember that Steve was a prostitute while Bucky was at war. I think Steve ended up still becoming captain America because I remember Sam was in it. Thank you so much, sorry if you can’t find it!
lesbianhozier sent in silhouette, step into the streetlight by caughtinanocean (oneshot | 7,093 | E)
Anon sent in intertwined by moonythejedi394 (complete | 61,411 | M)
Anon 8 said:
Hi, I'm looking for a zombie au where Steve and Bucky live in a store room of a camping store or something and the ending is from Clint's pov being found by the boys in the woods?
padmablossom sent in Searching For The Good by perfect_plan (oneshot | 21,151 | M)
Anon 9 said:
there was a fic i cant remember where bucky&steve were having a “good time” & the avengers heard a commotion & they all thought bucky snapped &was tryna kill steve so they all barged in on them gettin it on
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Anon 10 said:
hi!! i'm looking for a specific fic that I have searched high and low for but cannot find— bucky is the WS and gets captured by shield, who put him in a holding cell under surveillance. i think there's a scene where nat tells steve not to go into the cell & steve does anyway and comforts bucky. thanks a ton
injusticexleague said:
Hi, i can´t find this fic where Steve is a cop, and Bucky is trying to find a job. he doesn’t have money, eventually starts working at a starbucks I think? and Steve helps him with the money. Bucky is friend with Natasha, Peter P. and Sam’s Steve friend. Thank you so much I can’t find it ><
Anon 11 said:
Hey, I am looking for a fic where Bucky and Steve are coworker at the same office (in DC, I think). And Bucky commutes every morning. And one weekend, they are stuck in DC because of the bad weather and Steve offered his guest bedroom at his place.
Anon 12 said:
Hi! I’m looking for a fic but I don’t remember much, except that Steve had a child, Bucky’s child, and Bucky finds out years later? Thx!!
whyaretheycalledpancakes and getstucky sent in Nothing Good Ever Happens On A Tuesday by megs_bee (complete | 28,244 | M)
Anon 13 said:
Hiii! I’m looking for a fic in which Bucky confesses his feelings but Steve answers that he has to think about it. In the end they get a happy ending. Thank you!!
angelsarefalling sent in Not Another Supersoldier Fantasy by triedunture (oneshot | 16,462 | E)
ho-dayumn said:
Hey I'm looking for a humour recovery fic where Bucky always talks in Russian so steve doesn't know what he's saying to mess with him but then Steve proposes to him in fluent Russian and he freaks out because he thinks Steve has known what he's saying the whole time. That's all I can really remember. Thanks!
gwydions and Anon sent in This is how it starts by rinnya (complete | 35,191 | T)
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i think that you would think im pretty and would like my poetry and i want to share it with you. im shy.
to be honest, im very apathetic these days. im not the nice “cutesy baby flower petal boy” i used to be. a lot has happened & im bitter & sullen & all in all, a pretty shitty friend/person to know. i used to possess some redeeming qualities, believe it or not, even if they were construed by the subconscious in an attempt to be likeable - a facade, even tho its only a facade, is still tangible, still there, is still something, even if not authentic. is poorer character forgivable in the name of presenting more authentically? but nah. that makes it sound like im putting effort into being a better person, which im not. im just sort of fried & done. its been a very long time since i played the role i built for myself on here of the “small fawn boy who wants to help girls” lmaooo. how embarrassing. altho, i was just a kid, & i guess, if you had a tumblr as a teenager, you went thru some cringe (i know the use of that word has fallen in on itself & adopted its own definition but for lack of a better one) ass phases, whether it was kinning or malingering mental illness or oh fucking christ, all that gender bullshit, etc etc. from what ive observed, tho, loosely following kids im still casually friends with that i met on here, i think we’ve all managed to Grow The Fuck Up, at least a little. most of us have jobs or r in school or have partners - growing up & moving on is a very surreal experience to watch/go thru. im moving at my own pace & ive accepted that - im still currently using & starving myself & concocting a suicide plan every day but at least i use clean needles as much as possible, i actively & honestly do strive for the bare minimum calorically, & um able to work with the mentality of “well ill have this when i need it but todays not that day” a lot more readily, in relation to suicide shit. ive finally found a therapist who Really Gets It, is a frontrunner internationally on ritual & extreme abuse & mind control. its pretty incredible what a few years with a good therapist can do. anyways. im sorry, i know you didnt ask for all this & im not even sure why i divulged. i guess, what tipped me off, was your attempt at sounsing “cute” - dude, cut that shit out, i promise youll be a lot better off. & i know everyone interchanges aspects of their personality based on who theyre talking to/who they percieve themselves to be talking to, but i feel like not a lot of people give enough credence to the internet & its hand in shaping/molding young people, kids, vulnerable dumbasses, especially tumblr (tho, i get that its a relatively new phenomenon) - u get a bunch of the “weird”, “alternative”, ““ostracized” kids together on a website, of course its gonna nurture a culture of hypervalidatoon & pretending to be sick in order to fit in to the point that its not an act anymore & exacerbation of symptoms & basically, just sucking each others dicks, sitting in ur own shit, & never ending coddling. & then, you have the older group of kids, who have played this game before but instead of helping or ignoring the Dumbshit kids, they indulge their own normally-buried-but-unleashed-by-internet-anonymity sadism/human instinct to just be fucking dicks & so now you have this vicious cycle of anger & hatred & fucking melodrama up the urethra. im sorry, i know im comig off as/am being harsh but god fuckin dammit yknow? also, this isnt directed at you, specifically, more of a generalized thing, @ myself included. so uh. i mean, if u still wanna share it with me after reading all this, id be happy to read ur poetry. i used to be over the top nice & then reverted to Major Asshole & am now trying to find that sweet middle spot - honoring & allowing myself to share my pain without putting it on others. which is really hard!! cuz becoming a Dick was difficult in that it forced me to be more honest with my true self & as such, more vulnerable - now in trying to become Kinda Nice again because despite being a pulsating scrotom, ive had the intense desire for friendship & human interaction, while simultaneously doing things that i was consciously aware was pushing others away - but then, if i pretend to be nice, where does that authenticity i worked for & was so scared of go? & i dont mean telling someone their new haircut looks nice even when it doesnt - thats just not being a dick. but i guess, those r the normal trials & tribulations of any relationship & adolescent developing identity. which is weird too - dealing with “normal” issues, i mean. whats the point if your life/limbs/breaking point arent at risk? whats the point when your best friends already dead. im sick of people calling "survivors” (despise that word, so fucking female-originated & overdramatic) “brave” & “strong” - surviving is not brave or strong. its just survival. you wouldnt call an animal brave for running for its life from a predator but you would call a dog courageous for going into a burning building to save its owner. premeditated action on the notion that you are probably going to be hurt is brave. being subjected to pain with no choice is not. theres no “silver lining” or anything “good” to be drawn from it either - sure it may have made x a more compassionate person or made y more introspective & gentle but you know what would have been even fucking better??? if the shit hadnt happened in the first place! let x be an asshole & y be self absorbed - the “benefits”, so to speak, do not outweigh the cost, not by a long fucking shot. its not only patronizing to hear garbage like that, but a slap in the face to know that anyone could possibly see anything good coming from that nightmare & that the characteristics, good or bad, you developed either in response to or as a result of, are worth praise. dont tell me im strong for doing what i had to to escape a torture chamber - tell me im perseverant for studying my ass off & passing that test last week. in the words of one of my dearest & most fucking brilliant friends, “pain doesnt owe me/you purpose - the need to intellectualize & assign meaning to pain & death is not only futile, but harmful.” & honestly, i think that it stems from weakness (in most cases - i realize theres a plethora of other reasons such as those who r just desperate for something to hold on to or r hyperintellectual & analytical or who have been pressured by external “support” systems to find the “good” etc etc) - while the majority of people view the person who “can find the good in everything” (strictly speaking only in relation to trauma/tragedy here & more in denunciation of those that celebrate this trait as opposed to vilifying “survivors” who respond this way, though in my experience, its very very very rarely the “survivor” that perpetrates this ideology ) as strong, i sort of see it as a weakness - their inability to sit with & absorb their own pain or that of others is so strong that not only do they have to frantically pull rainbows out of the teeth of a meat cleaver, they also have to exist within this strange (tho, not malicious - more subconscious) superiority complex. like, nah, dude, some times shit is just awful. you cant tell me anything fucking good came out of a four year old girl being kidnapped, gangraped, & tortured for two years, before being impaled & left to die on a stake. her mom opened a non profit organization? oh well thank fucking god for that!!! those that believe the latter to be more “enlightened” or whatever the fuck r the same people who say shit like “dying is easy - living is harder” & i get that that its supposed to be interpreted metaphorically for the most part - giving up is easy, trying isnt (which also.....isnt true??? admitting defeat & fully accepting the fact that ur fucking helpless is beyond hard lmao???) - but pretend youre somewhere, anywhere outside ur sunny little fucking yoga studio full of white women whos biggest issues r the pta & johnny whos failing math, & lets say your life is in real, imminent danger, a gun is to your head & i want you to not scream or cry or beg for ur life since dying is “easier”. if dying is so easy, why do the majority of ppl cling to it with such desperation - why is suicide illegal? why do some ppl go thru 100s of chemo treatments even tho the doctors say theyre just prolonging the inevitable, ppl who cut off a diseased arm so it wont spread, those who walk dozens of miles every day for food & water, etc? & i know & understand the survival instinct better than anyone, even when i wanted to die more than anything, my natural instincts would kick in with no conscious neural input & id do what i had to do. im not condemning those who cling to life (ok - a little. ur wasting resources out of ur own fear. but i also realize thats just me being a Fucking Asshole As Always cuz technically, im doing the same thing tho its more due to lack of opportunity rather than fear. i just think, societally, death should be more normalized, discussed, & not made out to be so unknown & scary), instead just reprimanding those who say shit like that (inspirational facebook quotes). especially cuz most of the ppl who do spew that shit have never gone thru anything even remotely difficult - their worst nightmare is a Big Scary Black Man grabbing them on the street, mugging them, & touching their tits. & i also know that these stupid ass sayings are to be applied to bullshit like exercise & fitness (“no pain no gain” is another one of my Favorites) & not fucking torture or even just ur run of the mill rape, even that would probably smash the rose tinted banana republic shades off their beverly hills tanned faces. but ive heard the no pain no gain one a handful of times in the last few weeks, specifically from doctors performing procedures in preparation for my bottom surgery. & i know its supposed to be encouraging & they have no way of knowing, but its just like, buddy, u have no idea who youre fucking talking to. & im starting to understand what THEY mean when they say it - pain with a reward is infinitely more tolerable than pain just for the sake of pain; like, a tattoo, it hurts, but u know, when its done, its gonna be sick as fuck. when u r able to fall back on the idea that its for something u rlly want, its A Lot easier to handle as opposed to pain thats Just Pain - theres no reward for it except, i guess, that the more u experience it, the closer u r to the end of it lmao. i mean, i still hate when ppl say it cuz for most of my life, pain was just pain, & the “reward” was the opportunity to go home at the end & so whenever ppl say that, my mind just immediately resorts back to that & im just like haha fuck u. but im trying to remember my experiences r definitely not universal & im starting to sorta understand what they mean i think. but, flipping gears here, & going back to the sentiment of “everything happens for a reason”, the base philosophy of psuedo deep Fuckwads - a girls dad didnt fuck her “for a reason”, everything doesnt happen “for a reason”. like ok, hypothetically, the kid he impregnated her with & that she was forced to have at 12 may surpass all odds & not become a homeless junkie & instead become a world renowned doctor who finds the cure for cancer. but she wasnt raped repeatedly from the age of six for that “reason”, no matter what anyone says & honestly, the liberation of the masses does not justify the suffering of one, especially a child. in my eyes at least. but again, im a bitter asshole. sorry i just Went The Fuck Off here oh my god.....if u read all this, thanks, pal. if not, thats cool too. but yea, send me ur stuff, id totally be down to read it. as for me potentially thinking ur cute, i have to look at my disgusting shitstain of a “face” every goddamn day so everyone else to me is fuckin aphrodite. but im also tryin to not put so much worth into physical appearance- its not something that should be complimented cuz its just smth a person was born with which is the same reason it shouldnt be insulted. this is gonna sound gay & stupid but i personally find that a persons essence & personality really permeates. you can meet someone who, objectively, isnt all that great looking, but once u get to know them, u really see their beauty - how the sun catches in their hair, their dilated pupils looking up at u from under long eyelashes in the dark, the birthmark on their right shoulder that they despise but that is so Them, the gap in their teeth, etc. & idk how to phrase this without it sounding like “well ur ugly but at least ur a good person”, cuz that only reiterates the societally indoctrinated emphasis on appearance & my kneejerk reaction to assure the person in question that thats not what im saying is only another result of that!!! its inescapable!!! but no, really, its not just a matter of “its on the inside that counts” - physically, they change or maybe, actually this is more likely, when i first meet them, my “default” eyes r just looking for features that i know im immediately attracted to (tall, blonde, sickly as in sunken eyes sticklike pale but still looks like she could & will beat the shit out of me) but as i fall in love or get to know them better, my eyes adjust & i notice & adore the beauty that was there all along. so uh. idk if ill think ur “cute”. but probably, yes, ill think ur an angel.
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‘A Non-Linear Perspective’, aka ya girl’s latest Qcard drabble
My new friend @tolstoyevskywrites requested a little thing last week, which I haven’t gotten round to quite yet (my baaaad), which runs a little like so:
Can I have a drabble where someone else in the crew finds out that Q and Picard are together? It can be Riker, Troi, Data, whoever you want xD
... Well, we all know I can’t answer a prompt like a normal human being at this point, right? Welcome to the madhouse, Tol - make yourself an Earl Grey, chuck, and strap in, won’t you? Because this is absolutely fucking ridiculous and I’m slightly in love with it. xD
It’s blissfully quiet, aboard this curious vessel she calls home.
It’s blissfully quiet, aboard this curious vessel she calls home. Radio silence broadcasts smoothly across the airwaves, delightfully absent of the orchestrated panic of its chief engineer; no one appears to be streaking through the outer corridors, their pointless existences in jeopardy; it’s perfectly still, not even the most microscopic of shudders trembling through the mainframe (that damned hum that her acquaintances seem so ignorant of persists, but she’s long since gotten used to that – it’s no barrier to a restful slumber). Even if her favoured person returns (time means nothing, ultimately – how long has he been gone? She doubts it’s quite long enough, in any case), he will be respectful of her weariness – after all, it’s incredibly difficult work doing so little, and there’s a reason why she so kindly tolerates him.
No, this is a rare experience indeed, and one she fully intends to appreciate. She stretches, lithe form extending itself completely for a moment, before she circles and settles, quite contentedly, atop the fleecy blanket of the bed. Its scent is mildly synthetic, accompanied by the faintest whiff of whatever was on that garish portrait across the bedroom. She closes her eyes rather deliberately against its offensiveness – honestly, all that effort for something so meaningless. Did it offer food? Entertainment? Strokes? Even the one depicted in it had seemed reluctant to praise its virtues.
She tucks into herself, drifting steadily off, the absolute tranquillity and joyful warmth permeating her completely. Perhaps she’ll dream of forests, or of crawling through Jeffries tubes, an exploratory mission of epic proportions; there’ll be mice in there somewhere, she just knows it –
Her eyes wrench open seconds before the oblivion she so craves, an obnoxious, echo-y sort of sound alerting her sensitive ears to something that appears to have been accompanied by an equally excessive flash –
She’s almost retroactively aware that she’s no longer cocooned by cosiness, and she levels her most malevolent glare and harshest snarl at the intruders as she recovers from being shoved so callously aside – how dare they, the human scum –
They’re desperately attached, mostly without clothing, scents permeating the perfectly pleasant air with biological pollution – supplement forty-six, how she hates them both! One of them wrenches back from the other, and she blinks curiously through a burning abhorrence – she knows that one. Her favourite respects him greatly – he’s important, somehow, though perfectly ordinary in appearance and aroma.
She’ll be damned to a hell of boisterous Dalmatians before she’ll defer to him, the utter bastard.
“Q!” He demands hotly. “Where the hell are we?!”
The other is significantly less tolerant of the distraction, apparently; she empathises entirely, although… she’s never seen him, but his scent – he’s not of this ship. She isn’t sure he’s of this galaxy; he smells not of confined conduits, or stress, or anything that she’s ever smelled upon another living soul. She understands these things, far better than the limited humanoids she occupies a space with, and it leads her to only one conclusion.
This is his fault. She fixes into a battle stance, glad of an official focus for her towering rage – she’s one against two, but one with one hell of a set of claws.
“Does it damned well matter, Jean-Luc? I’m slightly preoccupied – I’m sure you can empathise!” Her offender replies urgently, attempting to re-engage his companion – by the kingdom of rodents, this is more intolerable than her favourite and that other one! At least they feed her!
She flatly refuses to be ignored – grace befitting her position of superiority, she jumps back upon her rightful throne, claws itching to be extended into the neck of her usurper, glare toxic. The respected one turns to glance at her, and she releases a warning hiss for his troubles.
“Dear god,” he murmurs, eyes wide with horror. “We’re in Data and Geordi’s – what are we doing here, dammit?! Q!”
The evil one raises a brow, expression sheepish as he meets the venom of his newfound enemy; he’ll be fortunate if he has an expression left when she’s through with him.
“Ah,” he notes wryly, “I… may have been looking for a source of apathy, subconsciously. You’re rather overwhelming, mon capitan, and I imagine you’re quite partial to your galactic locality remaining intact.”
The important one’s eyes soften, much to her disgust.
“And there can be no greater apathy than a cat,” he finishes, amused. “A universal constant, apparently.”
“Oh, you’re about to discover exactly how apathetic I can be, humanoid wretch!”
She launches with planned spontaneity, at the most calculated moment, when the atrocity of a man will least expect it – he will pay, dearly, for his disturbance of her precious rest. She’s inches from his chest, claws extended fully, her very blood singing with the need for vengeance –
“Yes, no.”
The dismissive snap of his tone is followed swiftly by one from his fingers, and she never reaches her target. She’s left in situ, dangling precariously, the hateful gaze she’s directing at him returned almost as fiercely.
“I know you think you’re one, dear feline,” he spits, “but I actually am a god.”
“Q, let her go,” the other bites out coolly. He goes to protest, but thinks better of it; she’s released from the mystical prison of stillness, and she hisses bitterly for good measure.
“I will have my vengeance.” Her meow is pure rage as she realises she’s once again off the damned bed.
“Of course you will,” he drawls at her, unconcerned. “I trust you’ll keep your own counsel, furbag.”
Furbag?! The utter nerve! Her favourite had told her only earlier how pretty she was! Her grooming routine put felines the quadrant over to shame, the despicable –
“She’s hardly going to plough us through the ship’s gossip mill, Q,” the important one comments dryly, facing his companion with softness. “I assume you’ll be more cautious where you direct your apathy in future, however?”
She takes a moment from her current schedule of comprehensive incandescence to marvel at how the face of evil can look so warm.
“I shall endeavour to be a paragon of subtlety, my dear.”
They’re there one second, and she’s almost wrapped up her plan of sweet, sweet revenge; she’s sneaking cautiously, the very image of stealth, around the smooth fabric of the bedding, her movements gloriously quiet – he’ll rue every damned word –
She arrives back on the duvet just as they vanish with that same stupid noise and blinding flash, and she shrieks a hiss of pure fury.
“I’m telling everyone, you wait!” She screams. “Your empires shall crumble beneath my wrath!”
She flops, outraged, to the covering, starting at the sudden weight to her left; she flips up instantly, high on alert, and sniffs curiously.
… Oh. That’s supplement seventy-three, the one her favourite’s never quite managed to synthesise properly since that first wondrous occasion. Its aroma is divine, though the most intriguing snatch of eternity glimmers around it. Deciding to obey the will of her stomach rather than her natural caution, she tucks in with gusto, devouring it as though the soul of the victim that’s maddeningly disappeared.
She’ll get the bastard, one day – however delicious his pitiful offering was.
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