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boag · 3 months

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It haunts me that people who were normal when they were 14 and never participated seriously in the Victorious fandom don’t know the ship name for a Cat/Tori/Jade throuple is Catorade

#like Gatorade

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bit-odd-innit · 1 year

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Eddie who cries a lot, Eddie who cries openly and easily and unabashedly, Eddie who cries not only when he’s upset but also when he’s frustrated or happy or full of some overwhelming cocktail of positive and negative emotions, Eddie who cries so often the kids are used to it vs. Steve who has not cried in years, Steve who has endured countless horrors and unfathomable physical trauma, Steve who puts his body on the line time and time again and has never broken once, Steve who shatters a glass on his kitchen floor—not even a nice glass, just a plain drinking glass, he was getting juice for Erica—and inexplicably bursts into tears, and it’s so unexpected and so jarring that everyone starts crying and nobody knows why.

#stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #I’m a big pusher of crybaby Eddie and Steve ‘gets hit by all his emotions about the last 5 years at once because of something innocuous’#tagging this as Steddie cause even though he’s ALSO crying he’s the only one who can get a handle on it #he’s just like ‘this is good and cathartic but I’m going to call Wayne to bring over some Gatorades cause we’re going to be SO dehydrated’

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tojosuggestionbox · 2 months

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I would highly recommend training in martial arts from one of the listed partners. Please do not seek training from random vagrants in seedy corners of the city. I'm surprised this has to be said.

While the gyms on our website may be Clan affiliated, please be mindful that civilians are present. Follow the rules, cover up where necessary, and remember that your behavior reflects on Tojo.

#mine yoshitaka #This isn't a charity. Buy his course.#idk how to draw that man glistening like that but ran it by beau and they approved #also man got his laptop hooked up to his tv so he can be on the ask box grind at ALL TIMES #gatorade in background to get that brand deal money #+ bg bonus tiny treadmill for a tiny lil guy

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galacticsabc · 2 years

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On todays episode of WoL consumes something that should not be consumed.

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rayactive-factory · 9 months

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#sth #sonic fanart #sketchbook #mario and sonic at the olympic games #tokyo 2020 #jet the hawk #tony hawk #the text is from a custom mug print etsy listing i randomly found on google #so i decided that obviously jet would get one #only it's like a custom cola print #only it's chaos cola #it's complicated #idk if the liquid looks like gatorade but an attempt was made

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hockeylovee12 · 7 days

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He’s also your brother…..

Although it would’ve been so much better if he said Chauffeur

#luke hughes #nj devils #jack hughes #hughes brothers #the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this #but at least he posted something which no he didn’t have to but I wanted to see something #also someone should go to Costco and get Jack a pack of Gatorade because it comes with majority yellow gato so he’d like it

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bluestempigeons · 2 years

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Bigger bath pan is a hit

Unlimited Bibi indulgence (Mesolite is also there)

#the green (tm) is their bath salts. aka pigeon gatorade #makes them very soft. they love it. also it smells like gatorade with no sweetener #birds #pigeons #not tagging all of them but i will tag bibi #BR1-1

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handlingwelcome · 7 months

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Damian wearing a shemagh cause I said so and Damian would never let anyone stop him from wearing it despite the ‘security risk it poses to your identity, Damian please you can literally wear it any other time-’ if anybody found out his identity he could just kill them and that number would go back down to zero, duh

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ickadori · 4 months

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in a no curse office au, sukuna is the one that steals other peoples lunches out of the fridge

#++ dori #LOLLLLL #and everyone knows it’s him!!#but who’s going to confront him??#he goes to steal your lunch one day only to see a half eaten granola bar #4 apple slices #and a quarter of a bottle of gatorade #and he’s disgusted and appalled #you live like this?#starts making a lunch for you in secret with all the proper nutrients and slaps your name on the bag and stuffs it in the fridge #it’s the only lunch that goes untouched and everyone hates you for it #LMAOOO

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yangjeongin · 1 year

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20 minutes on delicate cycle. that’s the amount of time it takes to dry hyunjin in the washer and dryer

#hwang hyunjin #bystay #createskz #malegroupsnet #a9gifs #hyunjin #flashing tw #*gif #*ccarly #*hyunjin #*carly:hyunjin #i tried to write a normal caption i really did . but i couldn't resist making this joke #iykyk #i'm fr going to put him through the wash and tumble dry him #except he's gonna get blue on everything. so i'll have to just wash him by himself #i love u wet mop boy....looking more like toilet bowl cleaner than ever #colgate gel toothpaste looking ass (affectionate)#i love blue gatorade and blue raspberry airheads and blue highlighters and dawn dish soap <3 #ye si am fine everyone thakns for the concern

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keys-hellscape-1020 · 11 months

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Horror? Horror.

A/N: This post is dedicated to the lovely @juvenile-arm. Their art is amazing and deserves SO much more recognition! Go check them out! Also sorry for the fem reader, pronouns are still gender-neutral but the reader is definitely feminine. Guess I projected a little too hard.

Hobie Brown x fem!reader

Summary: You’ve always enjoyed horror movies. The thrill of them, the fear creeping up your spine. That wasn’t your favorite part however. No, your favorite part is when you get to pretend to be scared and hide in your boyfriend’s arms.

Contents: No use of Y/N, gender-neutral pronouns but everything else about the reader is feminine, flirty Hobie, flirty reader (they’re a menace), hickies, cuddling, implied smut at the end, fade-to-black

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You fluttered around your house, anxiously preparing for Hobie’s arrival. You made sure there were blankets on the couch, popcorn already in a bowl, and a stack of dvds next to the Tv. You have Netflix, but knowing Hobie you though he would appreciate the more old-school approach.

You run your hands along the fabric of the Sundress you’re wearing. A little dressy for a night-in sure, but you found yourself wanting to dress up for Hobie, although you knew he would find you attractive no matter what you wore.

You light-up when you hear a knock on your door. Rushing over to it you wait a moment longer, straightening your clothes one last time in an effort to not come off as too eager.

As you open the door you see Hobie standing there, casually as ever. If you didn’t know him well you might not be able to tell, but you notice the small hints of makeup on his face, the clothes that he only wears on nights out. He definitely dressed up for you, even if he doesn’t want you to know it.

“Just gonna stare at me all day or can I come in?” Hobie purrs with a smirk, leaning down to press a chaste kiss to your cheek.

You feel your face grow hot, but you move to let Hobie into your apartment. He only spares a glance to your living room before he’s turning around to watch you close the door. As you lock it you feel a strong, warm presence upon your back. Close to you, but not touching you. Just hovering, appreciating.

“You look ravishing luv.” Hobie mumbled, his breath brushing your ear in a way that sent a shiver up your spine. By the time you’ve grounded yourself enough to turn around Hobie is walking towards your living room and flipping through the stack of dvds you’d laid out.

You fiddle your hands, trying to calm yourself down. “It was just a compliment.” You mutter to yourself, trying to get your heart back down to a normal rhythm.

You’re broken out of your thoughts by Hobie tossing you a dvd case that you fail to catch, causing it to instead hit you in the head, before it manages to fall into your outstretched hands.

Rubbing your head where the case made contact you look down at the movie with a grimace. Your mom’s old copy of “The Shining” that she had given you, you don’t even know how many years ago, stares back at you.

“Horror?” You ask hesitantly, moving to hand the case back to him.

“Horror.” Hobie says with finality, taking the case from you and moving to pop the disk into the player.

As he straightens up from his task he turns to look at you where you stand to the side hesitantly, twiddling your fingers.

He approaches and throws an arm over your shoulder, pulling you close to him and he leads you to the couch.

“Don’t worry luv, I’ll keep you safe.” He teases as he gently pushes you down on the couch before going to turn off the lights.

You shiver, arranging yourself under the blankets as Hobie makes his way over to you, snuggling under the covers before dragging you closer to himself with an arm around your shoulders and your hips pressed together firmly.

The movie goes smoothly, you’ve seen it a million times, but that doesn’t stop you from cuddling up closer to Hobie. As the movie nears a tense moment you tuck your face in Hobie’s neck, watching the screen out of the corner of your eye.

Hobie doesn’t acknowledge your actions, simply keeping his face on the screen as you press your body closer to him. You wrap an arm around his waist, and tickle his neck with your breath, trying your best to get him to acknowledge you.

You hum lowly as you press your lips to Hobie’s neck, again, and again, and again. It takes you actually nipping his neck for him to lazily acknowledge you.

“Someone’s needy.” He say’s lowly. He keeps his eye’s on the screen but he brings one hand up and plays with the baby hairs at the base of your neck, subtly urging you to continue your ministrations.

And continue you do, getting more eager with his go-ahead. You fully commit to your actions, not even pretending to watch the movie anymore. You kiss your way up his neck, close to his ear. You nip at the area right below his jaw before sucking a dark hickey into the skin there. Pulling back you admire your handy-work. Only one truly dark hickey is present on his neck but if this night goes as you’re hoping it will that’ll soon change.

You lean back in, biting Hobie’s earlobe and pulling gently, dragging a guttural groan from his chest as his grip on the back of your neck tightens momentarily before relaxing once more.

You bite and suckle at Hobie’s neck and jaw at will, knowing he doesn’t care who sees and instead enjoys it. Enjoys letting everyone know who he belongs to.

You’re not sure how long it took for Hobie to finally break, far to entranced in your very important work to pay attention to things like time. You do know that you feel a very pleased flutter in your chest (and lower) when he finally grips your thighs and pulls you to straddle his lap, chests pressed right up against one another.

He pulls you away from his neck by the scruff of your neck, much like one would a kitten.

“You’re oddly needy Luv.” He purrs out lowly, irises darker than normal as he gazes at you longingly.

“Only for you.” You quip back, running your hands across his collar bones to his shoulders, shamelessly feeling up his lean frame.

Hone chuckles as he picks you up by your thighs, prompting you to tighten your hold on his frame with a squeak.

Hobie smirks as he walks the both of you to your bedroom, a dark look in his eyes.

“Don’t worry Luv. I’ve got ya.”

#key writing #my coochie make me write this blame her not me #I’m innocent I swear #hobie brown x reader #hobie brown #spider man atsv #spiderman #spiderpunk x reader #hobie x reader #across the spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #atsv hobie #atsv x reader #it took everything in me not to make this smutty #But I wasn’t sure if Elijah would be comfortable with me tagging them in that so I held off #I don’t even have an excuse for my behavior y’all I’m just like this #maybe mercury is in Gatorade

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moonshynecybin · 4 months

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I know Marc is incredibly competitive just on his factory settings alone, but do you think vale saying he helped Jorge win because it would mean it was "easier to equal vale’s amount of championships" motivated him?

Idk I think after I had processed something like that I would think: I am going to win 10 come hell or high water.

you are correct! i agree i think he is so fucking baseline crazy he'd want to win no matter what. like valentino was right that marc wants to equal/surpass him i just dont think he was helping jorge in 2015 dajfkajh

but yeah. like i think because hes already so wrong in the head vis a vis winning we tend to ignore that marc DOES have a the sexiest quality a professional athlete at the top of their sport can have: the ability to convert hater energy into wins. injecting spite into his veins and stunting on them. blowing kisses to the stands in mugello level diva moments. like in sepang the reason he got kicked off of his bike (besides vale's category 5 ego crisis meltdown) was because he decided to be ANNOYING and ruin vale's day and race him 100% the entire way after that goddamn press conference :) like last season when pecco was pissed off bc he thought marc was getting a tow from him and marc wasnt! until he saw pecco was mad and then he followed him. and gave him a cunty little thumbs up. like he exclusively chooses people who are pissed off by it. often academy riders. because he thinks its funny. which i love <3 so yeah i'd say its extra motivation!

#callie speaks #motogp #asks #like he already wanted that many titles even when they were friends like he was so excited to beat him!!#but haterism is akin to gatorade to the marc marquez system.

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tojosuggestionbox · 6 months

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We are currently looking into procuring guard dogs for Tojo Any members who are experienced in the handling and training of guard dogs are encouraged to make contact with the main office.

#rgg #yakuza #mine yoshitaka #dojima daigo #BEHOLD: Gatorade the perfect dog #@ beau u are now officially out of ur cage #sorry y'all this took forever i hate comics #i tried to clean it up nice but i think i'm never using the comic feature of CSP ever again #i dont like how it worked oops #and i had to draw at a diff resolution and it really threw me off #anyways beloved dog

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yorshie · 6 months

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My sister-in-law got me drunk and now all I can think about is how the turtles would react to a drunk reader like how would care for them who would be made im SPIRALING

#Leo would totally be kinda mad about it but also like hella nervous like are you ok are you alright do I need to come get you #oh he’d hold your hair and get you drinks but also would not have any patience for hangovers in the morning like you did this to yourself #raph would think it’s fucking hilarious once he has you safe and sound where he can watch over you #fuck though if someone tried anything with you he’d ducking send them to the morgue in a sheet #raph in the morning would make you greasy food and chuckle while he holds your hair back for you if you puke #Donnie would be the kind to limit where you can go like you’re drunk? no you can’t have more no you can’t go out sit still #have a trashcan there for you to puke in though #get you Gatorade and snackies as soon as he knows you won’t puke in his lab #oh course he’s got you laying in his bed it’s where you’ll be comfortable #….Mikey’s drunk with you you wake up in his bed #edit came back they’d all have you quarantined by the end of the night like no you are not getting out of their sight so sorry #not sorry drink some water sweetheart you’re banned from liquor

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avallachs · 9 months

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why.

#shut up gatorade no one likes you #ophelia.txt

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cryptid-scribs · 9 months

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Simon trauma dumping during the smoke sesh

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