hordak:
me: i lichrlly DONT care show me ur ass
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RAVEN this is lichrlly so dumb but like ive been having sex since i was 14 (letting men take advantage of me yikes) and all thru school i had a reputation as a slut and it was true but i had issues, and now im 21 and ive met this girl that i like so much and ive realised that ive literally never dated anyone, ive never kissed anyone, ive never had actual intimacy with anyone because people only wanted to fuck me and now im panicking bc what grown adult cant kiss at 21 shes gonna hate me!!!!
no she won’t !!!!!! no one was born knowing how to kiss it’s something u learn just like everything else if she isn’t understanding of that then u know what kind of person she’ll be
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Amira those pictures in the park are so beautiful like so pretty and angelic and pure jdjdjjdnx i lichrlly feel cleansed ... ANYWAYS also I hope this doesn't come off as weird but ur boobs are also amazing omg?
the delivery man kept staring at them in the 3 seconds it took him to hand me my fuckin thai food it was disgusting
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*rewatching being flynn scenes, bts, interviews etc - spontaneously learn how to make gifs - spends hours making 100+ nick flynn gifs*
"hehe nice i love this movie sm wow lichrlly me nick ily"
*writes long ass piece on how much the movie means to me and how much i relate to nick, and wow i appreciate paul blessed be the gods*
"omg im gonna continue nick wip,,, been a while wow i am pumped!!"
"but???? wait,,, wai,t,,,,"
*ppl talking ab how they think it's a bad movie?????*
"haha u r wrong!!!!!!!! but everybody entitled to their own opinion i guess! but also wow i hope u get wet socks and ur soda is flat haha, na jkjk........or am i"
*whining to bestie ab how thEY BE WRONG*
"lmao i'll get over it!!!!!! i can always continue the fic later hahahahaha it's totally fine i am so dramatic lololololol!! ......wait ...omg what is that"
" @spicedchaiandromeda ... is,,,, angel,,,, yes yes YES I OWN NICK NO BEING FLYNN SLANDER WILL BE TOLERATED HERE BC I SAID SO!!!!!!!!"
the way i instinctually want to debate anyone who has anything bad to say ab the movie????? i am usually pretty chill ab ppl not having the same opinions as me but my immediate reaction is just 'fuck u omfg ur so wrong u just DONT GET IT' being a sensitive ass bitch
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thanks for the tag @spicedchaiandromeda !!! ur looking smashing in the photos, as per usual<333
Nickname: i don't think i really have any lmao??? besides like family and childhood ones
Sign: sun gemini, moon capricorn and sagittarius rising babeyyy
Height: 5'2 and unless ur my homie or trying to fuck me silly: dont u dare joke ab it i am filled with rage i will cry fight u /hj
Recently Googled: 'sandhornøya dome' and 'dobby cat'
Song Stuck In My Head: drag me - tiny little houses
Number of Followers: 132 hehe
Amount of Sleep Last Night: 19 i think??? been sleeping up to 24 lately heh he hehhh
Lucky Number: 22
Dream Job: psychiatrist, or just straight up a freeloading house pet
Wearing: white socks, wayy too big gray nike sweatpants, a white shirt with some flames and a car?? and then a dark blue crewneck
Books and Movies that Summarize Me: MOOMIN MOOMIN MOOMIN, the man who loved yngve, the lotr trilogy, the perks of being a wallflower, trainspotting, did i mention moomin???
Favorite Songs: is she weird - pixies, i wanna be adored - the stone roses, criminal - stuck in the sound, anxiety panorama - la dispute, milk teeth - keaton henson
Aesthetic: the only thing i could think of was 'hobbit' so instead i'll let my pinterest home page summarize me:
very accurate tbh
Favorite Author: tore renberg, wrote the man who loved yngve, i have all the books ab jarle klepp, started one of his other series recently<33
Favorite Animal Noises: hehe when my bunny, sylvester, goes oink oink oink or when he's sleeping and makes happy sqeaky noises(lichrlly me gosh i love him), AND OH OMG WHEN CHIHUAHUA'S ARE RLLY OLD N THEY JUST HNGF HNFF FNHH,, SO CUTE, AND WHEN SEALS GO HNNNF HNFFF EGG EGG OYY OYY HNFS SNEEZE EGG,,,,,, i lob animal
Random: i didn't go fishing once this year and that makes me so sad, i spent sm money on my freshwater equipment last year and it's such a waste of this year:(( like in theory i can go fish now, but it's as cold as the devils tit and it gets dark at like 1-2 pm now ;-; next spring my snufkin ass is marching up that mountain and i am gonna get the biggest fish ever u wont believe(also watch out ocean i didn't get my gigantic pollock last year either, 2023 is gonna be the year i set the record)
hehe fun SO ANYONE WHO SEES THIS HEHE TAG UR IT U HAVE TO DO THIS NOW
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storm headcannon: you are a goblin created in the forest during a foggy evening. and i mean this in the best way possible.
*prints, frames and hangs this ask on my wall*
ur so right this is lichrlly a pic of me the moment i emerged into existence:
even if you didn't mean it in a good way, it'd still be the best compliment i love this thanku sm ;-; ♡ bless you
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im lichrlly on my knees on a stool bc thats the only way i can see the screen. im in sm pain and this is how they repay me
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