#lex says shit

[misaverawrites]

when season 2 of clone high comes out i will be normal-

#lex says shit #jfk fic updates? #ch #clone high #q

[fandom-bltch-ab]

YALL ARE FUCKING SLEEPING ON THE LAST FRAME OF WILLE’S FACE IN THE LAST EPISODE

RIGHT THERE

RIGHT FUCKING THERE

THAT is the face of someone who finally took control of their fucked situation. Someone who finally decided to listen to themself.

It honestly looks a little bit like spite- a little bit like revenge- to me

#wilhelm young royals #young royals s2 #yr s2 spoilers #yr s2 #lgbtq #simon eriksson #lex says shit #season 2 episode 6 #young royals

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 234

More of the Tiamat Au? More of the Tiamat Au! 

Sharing a body was strange. Ten limbs split between the nine of them- thirteen if one counted the tails and seventeen if one counted the fact that their cloak… skirt… whatever could mimic the wings of their other form. 

One which they would change back to after a few moments- there was much less stumbling when it was all fours. Not to mention that if not for the tails they’d have easily toppled over with how many arms they had making them slightly top heavy. Okay more than slightly, it was taking a bit to adjust. 

Honestly the fields of wheat and other crops did nothing to hide them with how tall even this body was, but it was still better than nothing, and they were using the fact it was the middle of nowhere to their shared advantage. 

At least the humanoid- not human, even now their shared power thrummed through the air, leaking from them- form was smaller than their true draconic one. Well, perhaps they shouldn’t call it their true form, when they were once all human, halfa and liminal alike, but they’d long since stopped being such. So perhaps it was in fact true to call the form they had become as their normal state now. 

Actually, could they even separate now? Or had their power melded together so much that it was impossible now, and an attempt would end them? It would at the very least crack their core- 

“What the fuck.” 

Their head lurched, a little too far if the jolt of pain was anything before it melted away. They were all too used to moving their own necks separately. But all of them agreed that discovery could not happen-

Oh.

It was a child. A preteen with red-orange hair, blue-green eyes, expensive clothing, and most damming of all, large swaths of bruising across his arms. Bruising that did not come from usual play, and looked far too much like hand prints for any of their comfort. 

Someone had very much not been taking care of this child. And that really made them quite angry. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #The Class Pulls a Tiamat #The ennead finding lil baby Lex: Oh no the poor baby… our baby now #Lex as an adult seeing reporter also from smallville: Oh thank fuck- pretend I didn’t say that #Lex raised by the chaos 9 would be twice as horrifying #Lex got tossed over to this small town whenever his bio-father got tired of him #But he has a new mom-dad now & was raised as a feral lil shit #Acts like an ass still towards other rich people #But he was raised by a feral hydra and it SHOWS the first time someone tries to kidnap him #Liminal Lex Luthor #What happened to Lionel? They DEFINITELY didn’t eat him #Ennead: Son you better not become a hero plz you will lose so much sleep & your schoolwork will suffer- #Luthor feels better about Superman because he knows there’s things that CAN defeat him if he turns evil #That’s even if he still ends up in Metropolis lol #Or if he stays human and doesn’t learn dragon shapeshifting from his new parents lol #PFFT Lex Luthor collecting kryptonite not to use against Superman but for hoarding purposes lmao

[mamawasatesttube]

when people act like the only problems kon ever has are a) tim dating bernard and b) lex luthor

#rimi talks #every time i see another of those posts its just ben affleck with cig.png #deep fried ben with cig.png #i love my little boy more than you i dare you i dare you etc #lex can be an interesting and fun villain in kon's life but so many people are just... geofflike about it. #and they always fuck the kon&clark relationship which always makes me want to bite. #and as for tim/ber its just like.... do w/e idc but leave kon out of it if ur just gonna treat him as an accessory to tim lmao #hes his own character not just tims abandoned love interest #and i say this as someone who LIKES timkon!!! #but the timkon i like is like. yknow. the canon comic book interactions they have. where they have like. mutual respect and shit #not cardboard cutout kon who's only there to prop up wishy washy drippy pathetic nothing tim #tough to like timkon while the entire fucking timkon tag is my enemy

[weebsinstash]

yandere Lex Luthor would N0T allow you to divorce him and honestly I think he would have any divorce lawyers you "secretly" speak to on the matter quietly sent away to be tested on in a laboratory somewhere or something equally horrific

you: oh, wow, Lex... you got me a new moisturizer to try and buy my affection again, how quaint

Lex, not even mildly concerned for the health and safety of the grotesque chimera freak in his secret lab whose skin they've been testing brand new experimental chemical combinations on because the whelp suggested he could represent you in divorce court: I hope you like it beloved, i had it made custom for you 🥰

#yandere x reader #yandere superman #yandere dc #i feel like you could legitimately say vile shit to his face and he could be like ooo youre such a viper thats why i love you #i went to bed thinking of bruce wayne w a red string mate who doesnt want him and it turned into lex #yandere stuff #idk

[traumabuddies]

im literally so obsessed with the idea of buck and tommy flirting, then fighting over eddie, only to come back around and fuck each other about it

#911 #911 spoilers #ish? maybe im predicting shit #bucktommy #lex says things

[deityofhearts]

irl I say a lot of random shit which becomes quotes that my roommates and other such irls start saying to be silly and one of those is “creeps in the trees” which I said during a serious discussion in a local park in the context of “no one is around to see us” (I didn’t wanna be perceived crying in the park) to which I replied “you don’t know, there could be creeps in the trees” and now months later we still refer to them, the creeps in the trees

#deity dialogue #I say a lot of stupid shit and lex unfortunately has a good memory #very fun times I cannot say anything ahhdjfjtjf #it’s actually rlly funny #some of them have become like. jsut phrases we say forever now and then others she just brings up to be silly

[adhdslugcrimes]

Little chickadee au

Bruce: Wally hasn't came to work, the league, or seen by his family... After I gave him Dick.

Alfred: I'm sure master Wallace is fine and just taking care of young master Richard, should I ready the car for you master Bruce?

Bruce: yes.

Hour later

Bruce, picklocking Wally's door: Wally? D-Dick?

Wally: in the bedroom.

Bruce, goes there open the door to see 6 year old Dick sleeping on Wally's chest peaceful.

Bruce: uh I have noticed you haven't left your apartment for a while, everything okay?

Wally: I can't move, or he'll start crying. I can't go out without him, or he'll start crying. Also he drew blood from biting a lady talking to me at the store because I wasn't paying him attention.

Bruce: well... I have the reverse ray almost done... Should we move you to the manor?

Wally: yes, please, I want back my boyfriend and this monster to go away. He knows my weakness Bruce, he knows I hate kids crying and I especially hate him crying... He's evil.

Bruce: I can see, let me call Kent to remove him and we go from there.

Wally: no, don't he'll break his teeth call Slade.

Bruce: we could just leave him with Slade.

Wally: he'll cry.

Bruce: Dick will just get over it then.

Wally: no I meant he'll make Slade cry, probably retire.

Bruce:

Bruce, on the phone: hey Slade, I need you for a moment to babysit someone for me. He's an angel.

#dick grayson #wally west #birdflash #bruce wayne #Little chickadee au #no romance #just a demon child getting very jelly #okay actually dick ain't his tru 6yo self the ray was made by joker so his more intense than he would be #he still has his memories so he doesn't mind being a terror to some people because now he's six and knows everything #Bruce gave him to wally because he bit the shit out of Bruce over both and he's abusing his knowledge of Wally's weakness for things #like much needed sleep. attention. dino nuggies. #kid can take over the world if he wants #need a character to fill a spot for plot? use lex or Slade it's fun #Bruce being like: say less wally

[misaverawrites]

atticus finch is so hot, i love my politics class holy shit

#q #lex says shit #atticus finch #to kill a mockingbird #tkam #literature #american literature #southern gothic literature #academia #political science #poli sci

[fandom-bltch-ab]

August going up to give Wille’s speech:

Wille: step aside, bitch, I’m gonna fuck up the monarchy

#crown prince wilhelm #september #young royals s2 spoilers #wilhelm young royals #young royals s2 #young royals #yr s2 #simon eriksson #august #lex says shit

[starlooove]

“Rich white boy when he’s a thousand other things” what is he that negates the traits listed. Quickly.

#what about him screams middle class to you #not as rich as Bruce doesn’t bump him down to middle class 💀 #like that feels like the basis of their entire point and it’s flimsy bc Bruce is literally cartoonishly rich #like #Lex isn’t as rich as Bruce so lex should be middle class #depending on the iteration Lex is also new money but y’all would never get on this or any other app and say if DC was rebooted he should be #middle class 💀 #and it’s like. wealth DOES interact how you speak to and about people #ignoring how Tim’s wealth may impact his character is similar to ignoring how Jason’s lack of it impacted his #but then again they apparently think if it’s not shoved in ur face it’s not important #Nevermind the venerated Drake estate private schools and financial security that allowed for him to do whatever he wanted #that’s just physical shit but they’ll call the mental shit fanon bc some white man didn’t sit down and tell you being rich can make u kinda #mean sometimes #not that they’d ever think Tim can be mean #see the circles they have to go in

[donnatroyyyy]

Every time I see anyone who like or doesn’t absolutely hate Lex Luthor it makes my blood boil. Like do y’all know that this man is supposed to be an analogy for literal racism and prejudice?? And y’all are out here making him play happy family with Kon

#like come on now let’s use some of that not so common sense #let’s use some media literacy or maybe just be able to read between the fucking lines #like no kon isn’t going to be using Lex’s credit card shit there’s a really high chance that Lex created a slur just to say towards Kon #what are y’all on?! #comics #dc comics #superman #superboy #Conner Kent #kon el #anti lex Luthor #I’m a lex anti #I’m not even joking #like fuck lex man I hate that dude #looking like if himpty dumpty wanted to cosplay Elon musk

[jamescarstairs]

still annoyed with what my coworker said to me at work today

#lex waffles #work saga #she's so fucking judgemental every time we have a conversation about food #but this time it was directly at me #'you don't eat healthy food' & her response being 'no you don't' when i say i do ????? fuck off #yeah i don't have the best diet i won't lie but who the fuck is she to be judgy about it and tell me i don't eat healthy things??? #she's such a pureist #like go drink your herbs and shit and leave me the fuck alone karen 😒 #like she's cut out so much out of her diet because of no reason whatsoever because she thinks that's what's good for her and i'm like 😒 #like every damn time she's got to make some sort of judgemental comment towards at least one of us every time #like fuck off #i'm a fussy eater a lot of it has to do with sensory issues but she doesn't know that nor cares #it also hasn't helped that the topic of me being a fussy eater has suddenly become the like butt of the joke every time now too??? #like yes i don't eat a lot of variety of food or am very specific about which brands of food i eat i KNOW #but at least i'm eating something ???? #anyways needed to get that off my chest because it's annoyed me all damn day #and this was at the start of my work shift lmfao

[loverboybrightsideghost]

you ever just think about clark kal-el superman kent and just.

just.

#HE'S AN IMMIGRANT HES LONELY HES ISOLATED BUT HE HAS SO MUCH LOVE IN HIM #HE FACES THE WORST OF HUMANITY ALL THE TIME AS SUPERMAN #EVEN AS A JOURNALIST HE SEES AND INVESTIGATES AND FINDS OUT THE WORST BUT IN THE END HE STILL KEEPS FIGHTING #BECAUSE HE LOVES HUMANITY AND HE BELIEVES AND HOPES THAT PEOPLE CAN BE BETTER AND THAT THEY ARE BETTER #AND HE FIGHTS FOR EVERYONE HE FIGHTS FOR EVERYONE WHO'S EVER FELT ALONE AND ISOLATED AND LIKE NO ONE GETS THEM #he's just a farm boy from kansas but he's an alien but he's a superhero and he's all three at the same time but also not #he's clark kent and kal el and superman #he's a good writer #he is a GOOD MAN! #I LOVE HIM‼️‼️‼️ #bluebird.txt #he <33333333333333 #i just love that scene in the very first episode of lois & clark #clark met lex luthor and knew from the beginning that this guy was a greedy bad of shit who kills innocent people without even caring #if he thought it could make him more money and give him more power #and he hears lex say 'i like that everyone has to look up to see me' because his building is so tall #'i love that everyone else has to look up to see me i like people feeling like im above them because i genuinely think i am' #'i see every single person as expendable and only as a means to my ends and i don't care about them because i am the only one who matters' #and at the very end after superman has made his debut by saving the very rocket that lex tried to destroy in so many ways #so that HE singularly could profit from it #at the end of the episode and the beginning of superman he confronts luthor and he's like no. if you're making people look up to you #it should not be to make them feel scared and inferior. it should be to give them hope. #and clark (as luthor) says 'if you ever need to find me all you have to do is Look Up.' #DOES HE KNOOWWW!!!!! HOW MUCH I LOVE HIIMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hirokiyuu]

olivace's mom is interesting bc he doesn't really talk abt her but also like. man. being left as a child fucks you up. being left by a parent who's supposed to care for you and help you Fucks You Up. esp if that parent has just left you with your abuser like......... man

#ive got a thought or two abt her but nothing too specific #'flexibility' or lex/lexi for short....... #au jam'd some stuff abt a helio/stratos swap out and in that we put her in command but im not sure where she'd go in canon #besides Away From Vace's Dad #i feel like she probably dies during the crash but i have to say #it would be interesting if she didnt lol #tho i dont think they ever reconcile regardless u kno #i dont think theres anything there to save. i dont think either of them would want to #i dont really even think there's any way for either of htem to necessarily get closure abt the other #IDK ITS INTERESTING it might be interesting to explore in the wake of post therapy vace #i think in some way his dads physical abuse is more 'acceptable' than his moms abandonment to him u kno #he doesnt really talk abt the second the same way he talks abt the first u kno #bc his dad is a physical pain and his mom would be emotional #idk im curious. it never comes up in his endcards but im curious if anything would ever come of it #guy who is thinking abt this bc shes reading dont fear the reaper rn LOL #teenexo shit #i was a teenage exocolonist spoilers #abuse talk #teenexo stuff

[knifewieldingenby]

I don't think I've ever seen someone mention how attractive Nathan Foad is. Other ofmd cast members definitely, and his character yes, but never him. I think I've finally figured out why. I think people are too distracted by whatever madness comes out of his mouth tbh. Like "oh, look at this very cute- what the hell did he just say?"

#I at least think he's very fucking cute #nathan foad #Nathan I swear to fuck you better not be searching your tag with your mystery blog #definitely-not-david javid don't say shit either #lex rambles