#lei talks?!?

[leieryx]

here you go time to go to sleep everyone good night

#lei talks?!? #lei art #thanatos #hades game

[strifetxt]

idea: in the fiction of the life series, the awkward movements of the VR are due to the players being somehow mentally separated from their bodies and having to puppet their physical forms via like psychic marionette strings or some such. just kinda blindly flailing their bodies around trying to kill each other.

#lei talks #real life smp

[enderwalking]

man. remember when phil was chilling in techno's house and left the doors open so a creeper wandered in and exploded in his face like 15 minutes before lore was scheduled to start, so he and ranboo had to frantically reassemble the whole room including trying to piece together all the map fanart before techno got home. cannot believe we got an absolutely top tier character moment out of philza minecraft zoning out and forgetting to close the doors while he talked to chat. just absolutely impeccable.

#lei talks

[theminecraftbee]

can i request three somehow forced into a fake dating situation

Three stares directly into Martyn’s eyes. They are blue and of an average size. It feels as though maybe this should be against the rules, but according to the book it had read, this was… normal. A normal thing to do on a date. Look deeply into someone’s eyes. It would not be suspicious at all, even though Three isn’t really sure how to look more or less deeply into anyone’s eyes at all. Eyes are not flat, but even when Three Looks, it isn’t as though there is anything interesting in there.

Martyn is sweating somewhat. He looks away first.

Three’s pretty sure this counts as a victory, especially given Martyn can’t see Three’s face behind the mask anyway. It is good Three has now won the game of ‘staring lovingly into its date’s eyes’, because that had been a strange, threatening mortal ritual. It would rather not do that again.

“Haha, thanks again for agreeing to this date,” Martyn says, very suspiciously looking around the small cafe in a bustling semi-private Origins server. “It’s been so long since we’ve gotten to hang out like this. Gods, do I sound stupid.”

“You do,” Three says.

“You don’t have to answer those,” Martyn says.

“Will comply,” Three says.

“Oh, for the love of—we’re on a date. A date!” Here, Martyn winks obnoxiously. “It’s not a mission.” He winks obnoxiously again. “Besides, you should lighten up!”

“Will comply,” Three says.

“You know, I had forgotten how obnoxious that was,” Martyn says cheerfully. “Anyway, I should order us some drinks! Have some conversation! Keep an eye out around us, yeah, for our waiter?”

“You are not very subtle,” Three says.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Martyn says. “Besides, honestly? I am really glad to just hang out with you. Because we’re dating! On this server for fancy couples. Yep.”

The problem is, of course, that a fancy origins server is a great place for the strangest of people to hide.

When Martyn had asked a favor, Three had been… uncertain. This was not because Three doesn’t care for Martyn—it does, greatly—or because Three didn’t want to see Martyn—they’d met up a few times before now, tentative and quiet and frustrated and all the things that were hard to explain, and then in all the ways they were okay again—but because Martyn, for all Three cares for him, is still an idiot.

Three is its own handler, now. It does not have to follow handlers that are morons. It had told Martyn this. When Martyn had stopped wheezing, he’d explained that it’d be fun. Not Listener business, he promised; he still hadn’t quite gotten out, but he wouldn’t drag Three in, Scout’s honor.

(Three believes him. It’s never been that Three doesn’t trust him.)

It was a friend of Martyn’s that had gone missing. Apparently, on some fancy modded server? And now, Martyn wanted Three to come help him do some recon because, quote, “Jimmy laughed at me until he cried and that hurt me a little bit, not going to lie, and I’ve used up the favors Ren owes me, and Oli was busy. Have you met Oli? You’d like Oli.”

(Three did not like Oli.)

Three agreed, despite its better judgement. The reason it thought this may be a poor plan was because—

“Ah, the lovely Valentines,” the waiter says. He gives them a plate of lovely heart-shaped calamari. Three wonders if they had belonged to heart-shaped squid. “It’s a lovely evening, isn’t it?”

“Yes, it’s wonderful here with my beloved!” Martyn says.

The waiter and Martyn both look at Three. Three doesn’t say anything and sits perfectly still.

“Um,” the waiter says.

“It’s for a health condition,” Martyn says, which technically isn’t a lie.

“Very well, sirs, although it may get in the way of the kissing competition!”

Martyn, who had just started sipping some wine, chokes on it.

“I will win the kissing competition,” Three says.

Martyn chokes harder.

“I will see you to it!” the waiter says. “And of course, our patented species comparability exam is the highlight of the evening.”

“Oh. I am not sure I can produce viable offspring,” Three says.

The waiter stares at Three. Three stares back, although not into the waiter’s eyes, as to not cause any confusion. The mask somewhat prevents that from working, though.

“Very well then,” the waiter says. “I suppose just—do you need help?”

“It knows what it’s doing,” Martyn hisses.

“I did do research before coming here,” Three says.

“I’ll just head on,” the waiter says, in a tone that suggests to Three that maybe it did not do enough research before agreeing to help Martyn.

Oh well.

At least the mask means it doesn’t have to keep a straight face as it picks Martyn off the ground and, completely flat in tone, says: “Do not die. I would be sad if you died of something as stupid as choking on wine.”

“I asked for this,” Martyn says.

“Yes,” Three says. “You did. That is why I am here.”

(Beneath the table, it grabs Martyn’s hand. Martyn squeezes Three’s hand back. It had missed him, though. For all they do not see each other often—)

(Well. It had missed him, though.)

#answered #ask game #strifetxt #solving counting sheep talk #a bee fic #not going to fandom tag this one because frankly scs always confuses me on whether it’d be rude to ;-; #anyway lei your brain is so huge. this is such an inherently funny concept. #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #I MEAN. NO THIS ONE IS PLATONIC ACTUALLY BUT I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THOSE TAGS BLOCKED WOULDNT WANNA SEE THIS #so I am BEING POLITE. #anyway I love solving counting sheep I should write side stories for it #I still periodically rotate three in my head like a rotisserie chicken. #THIS IS VERY STUPID BTW. #set nebulously A. Few? years after canon #up to you to decide EXACTLY win but it’s implied here some rats and some third life equivalent happened #so do with that as you will idk if that’s canon in my head but since its post fic canon who cares

[gojosatorubrainrot]

So, my gym crush started to talk to me on my DMs and it turns out he loves anime..🤭

#lei rambles #he has some tattoos of naruto #we didn't have the time to talk abt other anime #of course i will tell him abt JJK and gojo #he should know his place 😂

[starlightsuncrow]

commander tries to read ----> first nap they ever get in ages

#gw2 #gw2 fanart #gw2 sylvari #gw2 commander #also the new update makes me think so bad about ley lines and how the commander is soooooo full of magic to the point they had to get - #that shadowstone and it was a prototype so we dont know anything of consequences and- *talks to a wall* #my art #sketches #artists on tumblr #guild wars 2 #caoimhe #cardamomo

[astraeaqutie]

save me mgs character croquis

#leileilei #lei art #solid snake #otacon #hal emmerich #meryl silverburgh #was working on my mgs character fashion board today n i made croquis of snavid hal and meryl so i can draw them in outfits 💪🏽💪🏽 #ill probs make a post talking abt their fashion styles bcuz i have sooo many thoughts abt them....

[princessanneftw]

Princess Anne and Sir Tim Laurence feed cattle, sacred to Hindus, prior to departing Vajira Pillayar Kovil Hindu temple in Colombo, Sri Lanka on 12 January 2024 🐮

#more pics with the cows #who she is definitely talking to #and who are wearing leis #adorable #princess anne #princess royal #tim laurence #timothy laurence #sri lanneka #anne does stuff #workanne 9 to 5 #british royal family #brf

[munadrawson]

Before and after images of Big Man going UwU:

#I added the flower necklace; not quite a leis; referencing a queer story that I stumbled upon recently. #will talk about it on the commentary post #big man #munaart #splatoon

[leieryx]

My son, Party Wurmple.

Him in game :]

#lei talks?!? #lei art #Pokémon #pokemon #Wurmple #art #he’s just a lil guy your honor

[strifetxt]

the fact that mumbo uses one finger for WASD makes the fact that he's always moving around during conversations so much funnier. just a single finger idly tip tapping around constantly. im crying

#lei talks #mumbo jumbo

[enderwalking]

i think a funny little thing about the dsmp is the way the ccs' reputations and personas do influence their characters to an extent and kinda enhance them in some cases? like cdream would not be nearly as effective as a threatening presence were it not for the renown of clay dream minecraft manhunt 30mil subscribers wastaken. similarly ctechno would not hit the same if technoblade were not a renowned pvp legend. much of ctommy's charm comes from just, y'know. tommy annoying-at-first innit. idk where i'm going with this exactly it's just something i find charming about the medium i guess.

#lei talks

[toruvi]

riding levi but in that position where it’s almost as if HE’S being fucked on his back despite having his cock buried in you <333 

#DO U GUYS KNOW WHAT I MEAN #'no ley what teh fuck are u talk ing about'

[lawlietscaramels]

Thoughts ╾Rie / Light

GOOD MORNING I'm going to talk about Rie's + Light for a minute because I haven't posted much outside of rebirth recently and I love her.

some of it is just notes to remember tbh ahhshsh

　★━━─・‥…━━━☆

- she gives him a sparkly pink pen with a pom-pom on the end after they learn about the death note because she thinks she's funny (light used it)

- she punched him once

- when watching the Yagami security footage she said: "my apologies chief yagami but your son is likely a psychopath. and also gay, but that's not something to apologise for."

- she really likes his hair

- one time she asked if she could cut open his head and study his brain (he said no)

- mimics his voice back at him whenever he says something annoying

- turns off the hot water system whenever he has a shower. also disconnects the light and A/C to his room, not too bothered about the collateral damage (L)

- drinks coffee and slurps it loudly whenever he's talking. she's so...

- is always badgering him about what a bad job he's doing as Kira and how much better she'd be at it in the hopes he'll correct her and thus prove his guilt/add facts to the case. also to show off. "Damn Light if I were Kira, everyone on this task force would be long dead just saying.... what are you waiting for, the opportunity for an evil monologue?"

- visited his house at one point to sweep for evidence

- doesn't actually dislike him, especially not when he's not Kira. maybe they could have been friends (who would still annoy the soul out of each other) in another life.

　★━━─・‥…━━━☆

𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊𝖉 𝖎𝖙 ˏˋ⋆˖⁺˖⁀➷ 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌 + 𝖋𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜

#yeah most of it's notes to self but some funny things in there ig #i love Rie i just wanna talk about her #desunorie #death note #lei chats #writing #dn #death note headcanons #light yagami #lei writes

[lietpolski]

i think romania would have a howl-esque bedroom full of little strange trinkets and jewellery scattered all over the place and dried flowers and journals & scrapbooks & herbarium books and half-melted candles and weird little figurines & tarot decks & bizarre paintings he got for 3.99€ from various street sellers and the walls are covered in sticky-notes of things to do and phone numbers because even decades later the only number he can remember by heart is bulgaria's. love that weirdo

#maia talks #the ro and howl parallels are neverending sorry #i know romania doesnt use the euro btw i just couldn't figure out what the symbol for lei is. google is my enemy

[oathofoaksart]

every. single. one. of my ocs is an idiot, including the smart ones.

ESPECIALLY the smart ones...

#gar speaks #this is across the fandom board but this is very centered on my dc ocs. #lei's super academic and a great on her feet but she's stupid #charlie? man's got photographic memory and is a walking magical encyclopedia. he's stupid too #i havent even introduced yall to gabbi yet. literal teen genius. a science prodigy. she's fucking stupid too #im not talking where romance im concerned either although that too but specifically common sense is just not a thing here #there isn't a synapse sparking in this blog #including my own