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Felt the need to make a new Header image for my blog, so using a base by @glowyskull , I made what I call “Con Mood” featuring @explodingcosplay, @autistpus, and myself sharing a hotel for a convention.
Not pictured is @cursednemesisprime, who got WAAAYYY too drunk and spent the night getting to know the bathroom floor. At least they got some sleep that weekend...Lance and I were zombies by the time we started the trip home...
#my art#draw the squad#insomni's squad#explodingcosplay#lanceypants#autsistpus#insomni#glowyskull#base
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We are….so blesst
#😩👌👌👌👌#look @ my bby hunk#my sunshine son#and look at pidge!!!!#and lance!!!#and keith!!#i love them sm#i cant wait???#now i know why i stayed in the vld fandom#voltron#voltron legendary defender#lance#keith#pidge#hunk#keefyboy#pidgeon#hunkydory#lanceypants#voltron spoilers#biiiiitch im shook#lotor#prince lotor#lotor looks exactly how i imagined
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“I hear you knocking, but you can’t come in.” - mynameiscyberlife
@mynameiscyberlife
Gavin rolled his eyes. He even considered asking why Connor was blocking his entry into the archives room. But the detective was already so tired and just wanted to finish his job and throw himself in his bed.
“Really tin can? Look is good you have a good reason for me not to pick up my gun and shoot that door right now. Just let me in already!”
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@blueboy-lanceypants
‘’Wait... what?’’ Keith widened his eyes, listening to his father speak. ‘’You heard me.’’ Was the response he got. Keith gulped, his tail wrapped around his left leg as usual. ‘’I suppose I don’t have a say in this?’’
His father looked up at him. ‘’Conversation has ended. You’re dismissed.’’ Keith couldn’t believe what he just heard. They wanted him to marry Allura? For a peace treaty? That was ridiculous. Keith knew better than to just believe that.
Zarkon had never wanted peace. Never even worked towards it.. he probably hoped for Allura to die so Keith would be the heir.. Of course he wouldn’t send Lotor to marry her, he’s the heir to their throne after all. Couldn’t risk that.
Yet, Keith had always known that he was into boys only.. Not that he ran into a lot of female aliens, but he was sure. And now he was forced to marry the princess of Altea? This was crazy.
The young prince clenched his jaws but bowed down to his father. ‘’Vrepit sa.’’ he muttered. When he heard it returned he went back to his chamber to prepare for the trip to a neutral planet.. where he’d meet his bethroted..
After arriving on the strange planet, Keith was led to a sort of hall with a long table and told which side was meant for him and his company. His personal bodyguard and a few court councellors to help them make a good deal on this.
Keith sighed, leaning his chin in his hand, elbow on the table. He wasn’t looking forward to this in the slightest.
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@blueboy-lanceypants
Being held captive by the Galra really was no fun at all, Qiang figured that out first hand.
He’d been sitting in a cell all by himself. That wasn’t even the WORST part to it. There was really nothing to do. Surely, he felt bad that his planet was being attacked, but being locked in here he couldn’t do much to help anyway and he wasn’t going to get out any time soon. They could at least give him something to enjoy right?
Not that he could do much.
To convince his people to succumb, the Galra had done some video calls to them on which they hurt him. And lets be honest, the Galra shouldn’t be taken lightly. He was in pretty bad shape.
The prince leaned back against the wall, head falling back against the metal as his eyes fell shut, breathing quietly as everything in his body hurt.
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Two Night Stand - Closed RP with @blueboy-lanceypants
The phone’s cold glow was bright in the dim of Keith’s apartment. Outside only lamp posts offered light in the cold of the setting night, and they cast a murky color onto the window blinds which hung beside him. He shifted in his computer chair and reached for the window with ease, although there was a rigidness to the movement, tension in his shoulders. With thumb and index finger, he pushed two blinds apart from one another, to peek at the yard. His eyes flickered between empty gaps on the sparsely parked, snowy street, and with a little jitter in his chest he imagined the car parking there.
That train of thought led him to a question he hadn’t thought of earlier. He turned away from the window and took out his phone once more, to type the message: btw, what color is your car?
He’d pressed send before better thought, and felt stupid soon after; it probably made him seem too eager. Besides, the question was stupid in general. He let himself collapse against the chair, arm falling slack over the handle, phone loosely in grasp and shutting down in inattention.
What am I doing, he wanted to ask himself. He didn’t, because the reply would’ve come too clear - you’re arranging a one night stand, Keith.
He’d gone out of his way, too, having just finished a Skype call with the man, a psycho check as he’d called it (odd humor, which Keith didn’t want to dig into) and he was to arrive in thirty minutes.
Keith never had guests, which was part of the reason he’d had to resort to a dating service, and most of why his apartment was usually a jungle. That day was an exception, as he’d tidied the place in preparation and to his best ability. It had it’s quirks - university documents and equations in overflowing stacks, dusty books and gadgets and sports-ware - but it was good enough.
He stood up and went on a final evaluation round, switching on lights he wouldn’t usually use, arranging pillows which usually never got to rest on the bed.
His head buzzed when his doorbell rung, and he realized he had forgotten to check his phone. How long his date had had to wait, he didn’t want to stop to ponder, and rushed to the door. Instead of the usual black, he’d chosen a dark red sweater, one which he considered to be neater. He wore some cologne, too - and with that reassurance opened the door for his guest.
#//okay this got long#the title is cringey but hey it's the name of the movie XD#I don't think Keith would ever in his youth live at a house#so I chose an apartment#Idk if he's doing bachelors or masters here#just some uni work#please tell me if you want to change anything!#closed rp#blueboy-lanceypants#two night stand au
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B4 for Raph ☆♡~
Comin’ up!
(he’s so done, just, done >w
[emoji meme here]
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Here’s what happens when you send this message
to a bunch of people:
@awolxsiblings @intelsought @call-me-the-tailor @aquaeques @controllxd @blueboy-lanceypants
DO NOT REBLOG
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i was tagged by @destroyerofsouls-fearme , <33
1) nickname: Grace, gran gran, gravy.. so on lmao
2) Gender: bigender
3) Star sign: scorpio
4) Height: 5'2 please dont step on me
5) Time: 5:30 pm
6) Birthday: nov 16
7) Favorite band? the neighborhood
8) Favorite Solo Artists: barns courtney
9) Song Stuck in My Head: she wants me dead - cazzette
10) Last Movie I Watched: Moana, probably
11) Last Show I Watched: Voltron, probably
12) When did I create my blog: july 1st 2016 i think?
13) What do I post: voltron, obviously. lmao
14) Last thing i googled: sim gretina
15) Do you have other blogs: my old hetalia blog, and my personal blog @germultiple
16) Do you get asks: yes!! depends on the day tho. could be 50 in one day or 0 for a whole month, lol.
17) Why did you choose your url: i had to pick smth voltron related, and my sister came up with this one! since keith was that one boy with the mullet. i was originally going to be lanceypants tho. fun fact.
18) Following: 387
19) Followers: 8,654
20) Favorite colors: pink and green
21) Average hours of sleep: 12 during summer, 4 during school
22) Lucky number: 8
23) Instruments: piano, trombone
24) What am i wearing: jeans and an olive green t-shirt, nothing special
25) How many blankets I sleep with: 2, sometimes 3
26) Dream job: something with the arts [animation, story-boarding] OR something with languages [translator, tour guide... so on]. maybe even smth government related
27) Favorite food: crab rangoon
28) Nationality: american
29) Favorite song right now: oh man... bottom of the deep blue sea by MISSIO maybe?
hhh i dont feel like taggin a lot of people @forest-attic @the-witch-of-the-night @sinister-violinist feel free to do it or not idc lol
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Voltron Tumblr au where Keith has a crush on Popular Funny Man Blog user lanceypants and he doesn't know how to handle it so he just goes on anon and sends him am ask that says "pee your pants".
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@blueboy-lanceypants
It had been several years since Keith went on a vacation, having been with his grandma for quite a while before winding up with a foster family in the US.
They’d decided to go to Cuba, rented a room for about a month. Keith had already been excited, little did he know it was going to get even better.
The family went to the beach, to have a relaxing day out. Keith and Shiro decided to go and play some games. Shiro threw him a frisbee and, while running backwards to keep his eyes on it, he ran into a local boy.
He fell on top of him, his back against the Cuban’s chest. He blinked and blushed, immediately turning around to look at him. ‘’I’m so-’’ He was going to apologise, but seeing just how gorgeous this boy was, his breath caught in his throat as his cheeks colored. ‘’I’m sorry!’’
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LPT: If you use short tugs on a leash, you can teach your dog to respond to your commands without pulling!
LPT: If you use short tugs on a leash, you can teach your dog to respond to your commands without pulling!
This works really well! You can see a demo of this in my vet's video: http://awac.ca/tips/1279/
by LanceyPant
via reddit
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A special thanks to:
@controllxd | @takashi-s-g | @nwaxlyon | @intelsought | @greentechnician | @xcallmepidge | @awolxsiblings | @blueboy-lanceypants | @number-5-green-lion
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Tonights shitpost is a “draw the squad” (base by Shumans-art on pintrest) of the ACTUAL SQUAD!!!
We have Insomni the always hungry gremlin, @explodingcosplayerriot the extra fool with no regard for his own well being, and @autistpus the crazy witch who puts up with us...(gee I wonder why they’re crazy XD)
#my art#draw the squad#explodingcosplayerriot#lanceypants#autistpus#amichan#insomni#digital art#self portrait#somebody stop us
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79, 108, 181, 182, 213? owo
79 (Your favorite ice cream?) : Chocolate chip is pretty good!I don't really eat ice cream,and that's usually what I get so,I suppose its my favorite uwu
108 (Who is someone you never tire of?) : Flshsuifsfd I don't really get tired of anyone!Buuut if I had to talk to someone/be around someone nonstop,it would probably be Kade,Eli,or Reese uwu (For those who didn't get mentioned,I still love you guys just as much /ouo\ )
181 (How often do you listen to music?) : Pretty much daily!
182 (What kind of music you like?) : I don't really have a kind I suppose,I just listen to what appeals to me,whether it be classical or a tock song,it really just matters what it is uwu
213 (If you met me what would you do?) : Make dumb giggly noises,run over to you,and hug the hell out of you!Good Kade best Kade /ouo\ !!!
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Alexis Gross Photography
#andrewjamespeters#lanceypants#lukecrocker#zippyseven#julianobis#houseofvans#gettingstoned#alexisgross
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