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emilostingender · 4 months
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vexwerewolf · 8 months
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jovial-thunder · 9 months
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"yeah each round takes like two hours for our group, I dunno why"
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tabletopbrainrot · 8 months
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So how did Lancer go last night?
lets show with a mix of home grown and borrowed memes
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• Our party Fed pilots a Manticore, but in the least manticore way possible.
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• Vermin in the Sherman rolled 4 20's in almost a row.
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• Our poor sniper in his poor deaths head lost so much structure
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• And I threw rocks, only D/D'd one thing and it had zero structure and was vaporized
And we still have like two more fights to go, lancer combat feels so damn long
Edit: just noticed a spelling error in my meme, time to do a flip off a bridge... or just fix it later
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hiscursedness · 4 months
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When ur halfway through Horus n' chill and she unshackles your Ushabti
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fionnazone · 2 years
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cozylittleartblog · 4 months
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twitter art prompt context under the cut
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aswarmofmoths · 7 days
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I'VE BEEN POSSESSED
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emilostingender · 4 months
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The duality of lancer players
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vexwerewolf · 1 year
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LANCER: The Goblin
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jovial-thunder · 1 year
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tabletopbrainrot · 9 months
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When you accidentally take out THE boss in one turn...
People say the Tempest Charge Blade is mid, I kinda have to beg to differ
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We troll the DM a little...
Edit: Okay I realized context might be important here.
Player 1 hit's Yennval, and does a fair bit of damage
I jump in using Xiaoli’s Ingenuity forcing her to take 2 damage losing a structure and becoming stunned, I then attack with the tempest charge blade dealing 15 damage and creating a size 1 cover, I burn one of my last uses of Xiaoli’s Ingenuity to damage the cover destroying it dealing 1d6 damage to Yennval forcing a second structure save she rolled poorly and exploded
Edit 2: this was also not a first turn kill, we were in like round 6 of the fight I had been cutting power to the ship and smashing minions up till this point
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DP X DC prompt: ~It's April 27~
Happy Death Day, Jason! or 
How to Get a Medical Certificate of Death for employment.
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Jason: Replacement,where’s my death certificate? In Infinite Realms they require it when applying for a job.
Tim: We..We burned it.
Jason: What the hell?!
Tim: Well, you broke your tombstone and it hurts to think about..so, you know, we thought you wouldn’t be happy to see it.
Jason: And what do you offer me now? I will not lie down again on the autopsy!
Tim: Well, actually..
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Jason: Hey, Bruce, did you know that your close relatives might refuse traditional autopsy? *condemningly pointing to his autopsy scar*
Dick: It’s only possible if death was nonviolent, Little Wing. We’re sorry.
Jason: I don’t care! Call whoever you want but I need directions to virtopsia in an hour.
~~Meanwhile, Fenton Works~~
People may ignore the similarities between Fenton and Phantom but what about instrumental diagnostics?
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~~In an hour, near the morgue~~
Danny: Where are my forensic results?
Doctor: Mr Fenton, your C.T.’s not ready yet, so wait outside.
Danny: I’m already dead! Should be afraid of too much ionization? All my molecules already got all rearranged.
Jason: Hey! It's my turn!
Danny: Sorry. the Ancients send me second time for expertise, damn bureaucrats.
Jason: Are you getting a job too?
Danny: Not by choice but by fate, unfortunately. What position are you applying for?
Jason: Royal Knight.
Danny: Ambitious. But you don’t look like a guy in armor or with a sword.
Jason: Kid, my guns will replace any weapon. Ask anyone in Crime Alley. What about you?
Danny: Well, take that piece of paper and don’t bring me your resume, you’re hired. Let me introduse myself. New King, Phantom. Don’t be late, work day starts at 7 a.m. I like black coffee, no sugar.
Jason: I’m not your secretary, asshole.
Danny: See you later.
~~the next morning.the dining room of Casper High~~
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Red Hood: Your coffee, Your Majesty.*smiles*.
Danny: Did you spit in there? *drinks some*, *senses 15 spoons of sugar in 300 milliliters of drink*.
Danny: Ha! Reverse psychology works great. Jazz is right! *drinks it all in one gulp*
Red Hood: M-monster! Disgusting! On a level with Tim, I swear!
Danny: Why is it official? Just call me Danny. And who is Tim?  
Jason: ..I’m not letting you people without taste buds meet, ever.
Danny: Too bad, it seems we have a lot in common.
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raccishere · 2 months
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Before the Lightners arrived, he was a great dad
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