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intooned · 1 month
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What do you mean that's not a Lancaster Lovechild?!
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Look at dem Arc genes!
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She has mama's rose petals!
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Like, are you blind or just a few marshmallows short of a bowl of cereal?!
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Look at that semblance! That weapon! That speed! How is this not a huntress?
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"Logic" and "Reasoning"? Sounds like somebody who pours the milk in first!
Part 1 of 2 rwby ship kids
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rocknroll7575 · 10 months
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MK Intro Rusted Knight Jaune vs his Son or Daughter (Lancaster Kid) and/or Adult Ruby
Sorry for the long wait! But here we go!
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Maroon: *Twirls sickles* Gonna beat you this time Dad!
Jaune (RK): *Walks on the stage with his broken sword* Still think you can take on your old man?
Maroon: I've been training with Mom!
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Jaune (RK): *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* Gonna test you Maroon
Maroon: *Turns sickle into double-headed staff* Gonna give me an A++ Dad
Jaune (RK): Or you're gonna fall on your A-S-S
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Introducing Maroon Rose! Son of Ruby and Jaune!
Maroon is Not as tall as his father and is around his mother's height. He has black hair that resembles his mother's hair and possesses silver eyes, and very high Aura reserves that surpass both his parents.
His weapons are a pair of Sickles that are based on the same Sickles as Death of Puss in Boots 2 and also function the very same way.
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brokentrafficknight · 6 months
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...Pretend this version of the Oscar chibi isn't a girl
Or not, whatever floats your boat
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reashot · 10 months
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Ruby Is For Headpatting Not For LEWDing. (Slightly NSFW. )
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Jaune: *pat, pat*
Ruby: *Purr*
Jaune: There-there Ruby do you like it.
Ruby: *nod*
Jaune: Okay, I'll see you later then.
Ruby: No. More!
Jaune: More headpat?
Ruby: No. Lewd me.
Jaune: *gulp* Ha-ha-ha... I'm sorry but Ruby is for headpatting only not for LEWDing.
Ruby: I said Lewd me!
Jaune: Wow look at the time. I better get going or I'll be late for something... *run as fast as the wind*
Ruby: Oh, just you wait Jaune Arc. I'll make you mine soon enough. Or my name isn't Ruby Rose.... And speaking of which I have just the idea.
A few days later....
Yang: Hey Rubes your package of roses are here.
Ruby: Quick gimme, gimme!
Yang: Yeeesh what's in this thing. Did Glock do a promotional or something with this roses?
Ruby: Oh-ho-ho-ho. No, no, no you see Glock doesn't need to do some shameless promotion to sell their products. Their name is already a testament to quality unlike some other brands... Now if you would excuse me I have to prepare this for someone. Oh and Yang please tell Jaune to come to my room later tonight. *walks into her room*
Tai: *talking to his Taurus G3* Oh don't listen to my daughter. Taurus brand are just as good as Glock...
*Pistol died*
Tai: Huh? Still somehow more sturdier than my marriage life...
Ruby's Bedroom.
Jaune: Hey Ruby. Yang said you wanted to see me.... OH MY OHM!!!!
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Ruby: Hey handsome. See anything you like?
Jaune: (Everything) I-I mean. Oh look at the time I forgot to wash my stove... Why is the door locked?
Ruby: Oh Jaune... The door won't open until you make sweet, sweet love to me... Or just fuck me till I lose consciousness. Whichever you're cool with.
Jaune: Ha, ha. Oh Ruby I get it it's a joke. It's hilarious so please let me go before we do something we all regret.
Ruby: Oh no it's no joke you have to use your big Arc's key to open this door I'm afraid. And thankfully we have an entire night to practice. So are you into kinky things?
Jaune: I guess I know now why Yang give me this box of condom.
Ruby: Give me that condom! *burns the entire box to ashes*
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Jaune: Ruby! You can shoot laser from your eyes?!
Ruby: Wow, I guess my silver eyes have power I didn't know about. Now where were we... Oh yes, you were about to raw dog me.
Jaune: Wait Ruby please don't, we can't just do it without protection. What if you have a baby.
Ruby: ...... That will make me the happiest woman in Remnant. Now come lover boy I will put a baby in you too.
Jaune: I don't think that's how it work.
Ruby: I just shot laser from my eyes don't tell me about how stuffs work. Now either join me on the bed or I will plant my baby to you on the wall.
Jaune: No means no Ruby.
Ruby: The wall it is then!
Jaune: Ahhh!!!!
Ruby: Your screaming will only serves to turn me on even further.
Jaune: *whimper*
Ruby: And your scared whimpering somehow makes me even hornier.
What will happens next is up to you.
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bythequeenmargaret · 6 months
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I found this by complete chance here around a year ago before promptly proceeding to lose it like a dumbass when I got a new phone. I rediscovered it while going through some old messages with a friend, so I'm posting it here for posterity.
"Written at Saint Michael, in bare, with my own hand, that you may see how good a writer I am." is especially adorable.
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zero-rider · 1 year
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There's too much saddness from to episode, so here's some comedy, hope you like it
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Ruby(37yo): Kids, bed, now. I wanna talk to your father about eating someone else's cake (angery)
Jaune(39yo): No kids, stay. Please stay
Ruby: Go!
Jaune: Stay!
Ruby: You go
Jaune: Cacia, please stay buddy
Acacia Rose-Arc: (laughing of his dad's fear)
Ruby: NOW! (points the hallway)
Jaune: Lita, don't move!
Rhodolita Rose-Arc: (rising her arms in sign of surrender and taking her brother to their room)
Ruby: GET OUT!
Jaune: Lita, don't go, please!
Ruby: GET OUT OF HERE!
Jaune: DON'T GOOOOOOOO!!! (proceed to be put in a Hurracarrana by Ruby)
There's too much saddness from to episode, so here's some comedy, hope you like it
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tsukikoayanosuke · 2 months
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After many, many pondering and switching editing program, I can finally, finally, finish this intended video and cross this out of my WIP list. Not much to say but this song is one of my favorite vocaloid song. It just came on the right time when I have imposter syndrome and writer block.
The cover used and English translyrics source are in the video description.
OC used, specifically my Wattpad mutuals:
Astrid Lancaster ( @countessofwisdom )
Charlotte Luchessi ( @akemiozawa )
Andrea Williams ( @91062854-ka )
Jonah Argentum (mine)
Lynette Mitchell ( @sakuramidnight15 )
Rose Fall ( @isabellawaites )
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fatestouch · 9 months
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It bears stating that Cecil doesn't like... hate his dad or anything. Far from it! It's just that everyone--and I mean everyone--finds Marcus Lancaster hot and everyone tells Cecil that fact, so he's exhausted. Marcus, finding it hilarious, does nothing to stop this.
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puppadumz · 2 years
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Over 40 podcasts on the Not Yet Started list in my notes app. 17 on my Mid Listen section.
Am I starting over SCP: Find Us Alive instead of listening to those other podcasts on the list?
Yes, yes I am.
Episode 05 Dash Two is just perfection. Raddagher's introduction is *chef's kiss*. Literally burst out laughing even though I've already heard it before. This is my comfort podcast.
The reveal.
Records has toilet wine.
The monster.
Spoilers in tags.
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toastybugguy · 1 year
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Drew’s queer awakening was watching the I Don’t Dance scene in High School Musical 2 send tweet send the damn tweet
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rocknroll7575 · 10 months
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MK Intro Maroon Rose (Son of Jaune and Ruby) vs Ruby Rose
Alright, here we go!
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Ruby: *Sheathes Crescent Rose* You think you got what it takes?
Maroon: *Twirls sickles* Learned from the best didn't I?
Ruby: Let's see if you actually paid attention
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Maroon: *Turns sickle into double-headed staff* You and Dad need to keep it down!
Ruby: *Twirls crescent Rose and holds it next to her* It's our anniversary!
Maroon: That doesn't mean bang where you please Mom!
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Ruby: *Twirls crescent Rose and holds it next to her* You and Loki have been spending some time together, what's that about
Maroon: *Twirls sickles* We're just friends!
Ruby: At least you aren't at dense as your dad!
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Maroon: *Turns sickle into double-headed staff* What did you text Loki?
Ruby: *Sheathes Crescent Rose* I just asked him if he had anyone special in mind to take to the Vytal dance...
Maroon: Mom!
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Maroon is gay and before heading to Beacon, came out to his parents with the help of his aunts (Yang and Saphron) and has a crush on Loki Valkyrie (Nora and Ren's oldest Son).
Maroon is very much like both of his parents who he loves a lot and is very optimistic, something that both Ruby and Jaune know will one day be hit hard and are scared that he will change.
Maroon is part of the Lancaster timeline of the RWBYxMK Universe and yes... there are other timelines...
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brokentrafficknight · 6 months
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Dudeby with Jeanne and Olivia :^)
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reashot · 10 months
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To celebrate my mother day's Fic for reaching 100 likes and reblog. I can finally show y'all what the Arc kids are supposed to look like and who they are for the sequel:
https://www.tumblr.com/reashot/717409273449234432/happy-mothers-day-feat-jaunes-future-children?source=share
Dusk Belladonna
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Gender:♀️
Age: 10.
Semblance: Invisibility (she can made her self invisible for few seconds.)
Weapon: N/A. (She doesn't have or want one.)
Favorite foods: Anything with fish but prefers Tuna.
Likes: Mommy, Daddy, Being alone.
Dislikes: Dogs, crowds, stranger.
Character Desc:
Dusk Belladonna is the daughter Blake and Jaune which means she is also the daughter of both human and Faunus. In her timeline Human and Faunus achieved true equality and mutual respect with one another. It was not easy and although Dusk herself does not know the sacrifice needed to achieve it, even she knows that it's something to be cherished and protected. Quiet, reserved and preferring the company of close associates. She is still expected to one day lead Menagerie and all of Faunuskind. A decision that she is also unaware of. But her parents are against it. Instead wanting her to enjoy her childhood for as long as she can before the fated day.
Scarlett Rose-Arc.
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Gender: ♀️
Age: 17.
Semblance: Petal Storm. (An upgraded form of Ruby's Semblance.)
Weapon: Crescent Rose MK. 20. (A.K.A. the Geneva Violator.)
Favorite foods: Strawberry Shortcake.
Likes: Spending time with family, weapons, fighting.
Dislikes: Bully, Bugs, Rainy day.
Character Desc:
Scarlett like Ruby is both a powerful fighter and a genius weapon inventor. Her weapon is the Crescent Rose MK. 20. A Scythe, Voulge, grenade launcher, assault riffle and sniper rifle combination weapon. In practice such a weapon should not be able to work but she and Ruby managed to made it work. This essentially turns her into a one woman army. But even though she’s a formidable warrior she still not yet able to beat her older brother Vermillion in a fight. Something which annoys her.
Victor Arc (formerly a Schnee)
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Gender: ♂️
Age: 20.
Semblance: Glyph. (Has been shown able to summon a small army worth of Grimm.)
Weapon: Myrtenaster,
Favorite Foods: Sushi.
Likes: Seeing her mother dead, his little sister, cute things. (In that order.)
Dislikes: His mother, Atlas, Incompetent people. (himself)
Character Desc:
Victor Schnee or now known as Victor Arc was once a former Scion of the Schnee Household. Is the son of Jaune Arc and although he hates to admit it, he is also the son of Weiss Schnee. In his timeline the world is broken in every sense of the word. In his world. War has engulfed Remnant. And the scale of destruction is beyond comprehension. Continents shattered, sea boiled over, even the very air turned against you, All courtesy of the Superweapon created by the SDC. Of course many tried to stop the war from happening and all failed, Even Jaune Schnee died trying to stop it. His dead however is proven to be the catalyst for the tragedy. After his death something broke inside of Weiss. Despaired and Enraged by her husband’s death. Weiss reorganized the Kingdom of Atlas into the Atlesian Empire and declared war on everyone. With Victor serving as her right hand man. Working under her Victor is responsible for many of the Empire’s victory and her atrocity. He himself is directly responsible for numerous warcrimes and even genocide against the Faunus. Victor is also credited for killing Ruby Rose and for capturing Blake. Back home in Atlas he was hailed as hero for this feats. It’s only until much later that he regretted his action. And came to hate his own mother so far as to wanting her dead. While she's the one that broke the world, he still blame himself for helping her doing it.
Aurum Arc
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Gender: ♂️
Age: 30-40.
Semblance: Ignite. (He is able to heat up the surface of any object he touch. If you seen the hot knife video on YouTube it’s pretty much like that.)
Weapon: Prominence Flame. (A Greatsword of the big-ass variety.)
Favorite foods: Homecooked meal. (he ain’t picky.)
Likes: Justice, protecting innocents, helping people.
Dislikes: Injustice, Villain, Laziness.
Character Desc:
As the oldest of the 12 sibling, Aurum is also born the weakest among his siblings. Born prematurely many did not expect him to survive childhood. But he refused to give up. Motivated by stories of warriors of old and the story of his father. He continues pushing his limit. And to the surprise of everyone he not only survive past childhood but he actually starts growing taller and stronger compared to other children his age. So strong in fact that in the age of 15 he managed to kill a Dragon Grimm. By the age of 17 he joined the Arc Knights. And in the age 20 rose through the rank and become the youngest captain of the group. A rank that he still hold to this day. Despite his achievement however he still found himself lacking behind his father and he made a promise that he will surpass the Grandmaster, Jaune Arc himself.
Vermillion Rose-Arc.
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Scarlett's older brother will finally make his true debut in the next fic. So till then just wait my lovely readers. You will be mildly surprised.
And if there's anything you want to ask just leave a message, I'll try to answer it as best as I can.
And do tell me which one is your favorite?
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themidnightcircusshow · 11 months
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Hal and Philippa give me vibes of being like "I'm not depressed! Would a depressed person do this?" and Mary de Bohun's ghost in the background is going "yes, honey, because you are depressed and you did that."
Oh, absolutely. John as well. Who needs emotions when you can distract yourself with work instead?
Meanwhile Thomas and Humphrey are like "could a depressed person do this?" *gets knocked out in a bar fight*
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snckt · 7 months
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i'm so sorry you're in new england. no one deserves that
thank you for your condolences, sammy, the only upside is i leave in less than twelve hours asdfghjkl
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More kids, more babysitting as well... It must be hard and tedious being responsible at camp.
Specially if you’re in the Hermes cabin, poor Ellis ( @user-lia needs a break, a full paid vacation at this point, specially living with Jane and Anne. (and Rox @elloratic )
Markus ( @circushalfblood ) “babysat” Wanda once and I’m pretty sure it was enough for a whole summer. Love him, a king <3
And lastly the Demeter half-siblings, Doran ( @aemdraws ) the rich kid and Valentina the valley girl, they’re both so annoying but so nice at the same time.
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