*walks up to mic* hello?
um so yeah !! i really like @lacking-hydration ‘s vex lore/lore design. been thinking about it nonstop for like the past 3 hours so have this
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Slept late today and was quite worried because the terrors hadn't woken me up at the ass crack of dawn to demand their breakfast. Neither did they seem that enthused when I set their kibble out two hours later than usual. Moo and Méka just about managed to finish theirs, but Mau left his half-eaten, a true sign of the endtimes. He drank down half their water bowl and went to nap quietly instead of following me around lodging his usual morning list of strident and mysterious complaints that had accumulated in the night. Méka and Moo also meandered around looking lethargic and kind of...hungover.
We're in the middle of a heatwave with real feel temperatures of nearly 40°C (104 F). I've left their water bowls full and within reach and they never go in the sun, but I still spent an hour googling overheating symptoms in cats and why they would be thirstier than usual. According to the internet, they have intestinal parasites, kidney disease and multiple organ failure.
Came down to forage for a late breakfast, still debating whether to call the vet, to find the housekeeper in high dudgeon. Apparently the little demons had gotten into the pantry before she'd woken up. They had discovered our tom cat's half-full bucket of adult kibble, overturned it, and gorged themselves on the contents. There had only been a handful left by the time she finally found them. And they still had room for breakfast! Except for Mau, who obviously couldn't physically stomach any more food because he's the most gluttonous of the greedy-guts and probably polished off the lion's share by himself.
Small mercy they didn't throw up in the house. Probably did in the garden. They're presently curled up dozing like crocodiles after swallowing a wholeass water buffalo. Just try yowling for food today, assholes.
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i love opposing concepts merged together i love obfuscating lore as the preferred form of communication i love when things r exactly what they seem and worse i love flawlessness that hurts i love traits that r undesirable i love annoyance in stories moreso as a relationship that requires u to be worse together in order to take a step forward i love overdependance to the point of contention i love parasitism as a way of symbiosis i love liars when their lying beguiles acts of transformation i love people who have never known otherwise never known anything else when all their knowing comes from being wrong abt smth when being worse is survivalistic value, a doublefaced loyalty that vanishes under scrutiny i love when acts r unquestioned when wrongs r woven alongside the rights i love the catch and its glove the waning that required u to spin first the course of detriment on the path of the thing that made u better i love loop of a trajectory who nothing could save so all of it was worth doing it again how a choice has to be smth that requires u to separate and then come back to hurt again i love time's betrayal nature's indifference as a form of its care when giant things relinquish greatness in order to protect when refrain is all u can do, repetition as a fool's choice, i love when love works like an underhanded promise, a kind of wretchening that requires u to protect it, smth pathetic that can kill u if it tried i love when life has a place to be wrong amidst everything like its a wound on the skin that, in its best interests, would always work to heal it
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Me seeing all the comments under Glasto-themed posts blaming Alex for being sick and calling off Dublin
I'm barely able to fold that knife though.... And I'm not trusting myself that it'll stay folded.
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i just realised i haven't drank anything the entire day and it's almost 6 pm
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writing male receiving head gets me going… reading head gets me going big time… but my experiences giving guys head in real life… no thank you
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“You were right, Val. You shouldn’t have looked.”
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How bad is my headache? However bad it takes to start writing a random poem-
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i have vaginismus and ur fic of ozzie w the tight reader is making me m e l t 🫠🫠 (/pos) the idea of os being more than happy to work with me until i can comfortably take his fingers (and eventually his cock) is soo 😳😳🥹🥹🤭🤭 so thank u for it 🙏
oswald cobblepot finds a way!! if it’s not his cock or his fingers it’s his tongue, or pressing your thighs or various other parts of you together to rub himself between. he’s a man of action, a man of many plans
but seriously this is ;-; i like it when something hits just right for someone, please everyone remember if you tell me the basics of how something feels for you or i can google it, i’ll try and give it a go, i love making people happy 💚💚💚
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amazed by your baking ability I can’t believe you’ve never fucked up a pie crust. what are your secrets
me and all the crusts i’ve ever made are sharing so many little stories and understandings in a secret language the likes of which you cannot even begin to comprehend
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"I guess that would explain some of that unnecessarily aggressive behavior of his", the beauty starts and looks to be in thought for a while. "Maybe I should give the guy some dietary recommendations to take care of the issue."
@ofsoulxfragments
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who up doccing their ock rn
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today i went to pride and there were a bunch of flags they were giving out but there were no lesbian flags. even on the garlands of flags there were no lesbian flags. of course there were people wearing lesbian flags but none of the booths had them. It made me kind of sad.
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No one asked but here's how my first morning of pride month is going:
I got 1.5 hours of sleep
I am dressed like Ace Ventura
I told my cubicle plants, "Looks like we're both dehydrated this morning, huh?"
I got a really cool rock
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