Waking up to a text from a friend saying "Hey there's something you need to see" and when I open it:
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PJO Fancast (5/?) → Kristofer Hivju as Hephaestus
Under the nearest hydraulic lift, which was holding a '98 Toyota Corolla, a pair of legs stuck out—the lower half of a huge man in grubby gray pants and shoes even bigger than Tyson's. One leg was in a metal brace. I guess he'd cleaned up when I saw him on Olympus, or used magic to make his form seem a little less hideous. Here in his own workshop, he apparently didn't' care how he looked. He wore a jumpsuit smeared with oil and grime. Hephaestus, was embroidered over the chest pocket. His leg creaked and clicked in its metal brace as he stood, and his left shoulder was lower than his right, so he seemed to be leaning even when he was standing up straight. His head was misshapen and bulging. He wore a permanent scowl. His beard smoked and hissed. Every once in awhile a small wildfire would erupt in his whiskers then die out.
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cipher and connor incorrect quotes because they're fucking morons and I adore them
connor: Must be hard not being able to laugh
cipher: I do have a sense of humor you know
connor: I’ve never heard you laugh before
cipher: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
cipher: I prevented a murder today.
connor: Really? How’d you do that?
cipher: self control.
connor: I'm incredibly fast at math.
cipher: Alright, what's 30x17?
connor: 47
cipher: That's not even close.
connor: But it was fast.
cipher: I made tea.
connor: I don’t want tea.
cipher: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
connor: Then why are you telling me?
cipher: It is a conversation starter.
connor: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
cipher: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
cipher: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
connor: I think you mean cards.
cipher, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.
cipher: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
connor: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
cipher: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
connor: cipher, they...they weren’t always orphans.
cipher:
cipher: Where are you going?
connor: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
cipher: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
connor: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
cipher: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
cipher: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
connor: Really? Name one law
cipher: Don't kill people?
connor: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
cipher: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
connor: You and me!!!
cipher, tearing up: Okay.
connor: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
cipher: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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