#karma is your boyfriend?

[captainninej]

you know what just makes me really sad. i WANT to be excited about the karma music video. i WANT to be excited about her bringing ice spice on stage, about her singing GETAWAY CAR (my favourite rep song), about the new outfits and everything i loved about keeping up with the eras tour.

but i just cant. and maybe it’s parasocial but it genuinely feels like heartbreak as a poc swiftie that i just cant enjoy this woman’s music or content anymore that i used to absolutely love and get so excited about. i can’t get excited about the easter eggs for 1989 and rep TV or the stunning visuals in the music video. because i feel so betrayed and hurt that she’s throwing all this stuff at her fans to take the heat off her political inconsistency and white supremacist boyfriend. everyone’s already forgotten about holding her accountable because she dropped three new songs and a music video. i just also can’t get behind swifties villainising joe again and saying he’s worse than john mayer…more than matty healy.

the whiteness of this woman and her fandom have finally made me quit, and the worst part? she won’t care that she’s lost her poc fans. her white ones will continue eating up whatever she does and help her break record after record and become the billionaire she so clearly wants to be. she’ll still get her money and her clout, and her army of fans will harass anyone (including her) who points out her alarming flaws.

i cant get behind the hype anymore, and it feels like a real loss to me as someone who enjoyed taylor swift for fourteen whole years.

#for context i’m 20 #i’ve loved taylor’s music most of my life #but all i felt genuinely watching the karma music video #was resent and sadness #you don’t keep your side of the street clean #karma is your boyfriend? #a RACIST is your boyfriend #a racist who gets off to black women being SA’d #i cant wait for karma to finally #come to her #and she’ll find a way to blame someone else again #taylor swift #swifties #white swifties #white feminism

[the-batgirl]

I love and support Amber Heard forever and always, I’m glad she found a great resolution to this emotionally exhausting ordeal. First of all, I absolutely believe her appeal would have been successful (clearly that man’s team did too) since she had plenty of evidence for it, as well as having an appeal team who had never once lost an appeal. But this woman has been to trial twice, winning in the UK. Disappointingly, the American legal system failed her as it has failed so so sooo many victims before and after her.

That type of a physically and emotionally exhausting ordeal…your worst moments in your life mocked because your abuser was a celebrity, I don’t know how she had the courage to survive that. I understand completely why she decided against another trial.

And Amber Laura Heard settled on her own terms, admits NO guilt, doesn’t have to pay a CENT and no gag order. They knew she was gonna win that appeal if she went forward with it. This outcome is amazing.

Even when it looked like she was destroyed , she still came out the other side unbroken and FREE.

I’m so happy she’s seen how the tide is turning, more and more people support her every day, but I’m proud to say I supported from the start. I’m so happy for her and look forward to seeing more of her now that this is over ❤️

#amber heard #i stand with amber heard #Amber…karma is your boyfriend #my post

[cursed-man-prayers]

honestly i don't feel bad for swifties who are devastated rn (unless they're literally children). so many of those who are super sad are the same people who have harassed gaylors and spewed homophobia in comment sections, who have made weird edits of taylor and joe together (and apparently continue to do so). like there are people showing up at the cornelia st apt to leave flowers??? people live there!!! it's one thing to have a cute photo shoot with the building and the street sign, but this??? because a couple you knew almost nothing about broke up?? and if you're going to say "well they knew from lyrics..." like if they were actually reading her lyrics, they would know the reputation love ended years ago

#gaylor #toe breakup #like if they wanna be parasocial that's up to them #but have some self-awareness #my excitement about this is mostly just the satisfaction of being right #and the relief that so many of the arguments leveled at gaylors are dead now #and having gone to the eras tour #it's extremely clear that taylor is doing just fine #she's doing good she's on some new shit #who needs joe when karma is your boyfriend

[truthdarespinbottles]

every so often my depression causes me to impulsively look up my ex best friend and ex boyfriend from high school a million years ago on Facebook and ya know? I always feel better about myself afterwards

#karma is my boyfriend karma is a god! karma's a relaxing thought aren't you envious that for you it's not!!!!!! #they said id be nothing without them ☺️ and my sources tell me they don't have anything really going for them #and like i dont want their lives to suck they're not TERRIBLE people #but i cant help but 🤭 #ex best friend is on her second husband and we're 24/25 years old which isn't necessarily a bad thing #except one mutual friend of ours who only keeps tabs on the ex bff in order to get the tea says that this dude is as shitty as the last #and that he only married her bc shes pregnant #and ex boyfriend WAS engaged a year or so ago but she broke it off 👀👀👀 #which is sad and all but he literally broke up with me out of the blue FIVE TIMES in high school then a few months later gave me puppy eyes #and asked to get back together again and me being a stupid teenager always said yes! #cause karma is the thunder rattling your ground 🤭🤭🤭 #i have less info on his life but from what i do know he's not having a good time #meanwhile im married to a wonderful man and have a stable job i love

[applejuiz]

I want to live in the universe where every university has a class this semester about Hozier’s Unreal Unearth and its literary connection to Dante’s Inferno because artistically it’s superior to every Taylor Swift album.

Look, the music is good sometimes, but the only unique thing she’s ever done is maintain an intensive parasocial relationship with an ever growing fan base of millions.

#I’ve had two glasses of Pinot noir and I have to get some shit off my chest #i’m gonna delete this later #really would love to know the deep literary history of karma is my boyfriend #or hey kids spelling is fun #tag your favorite bad ts lyrics below

[adonis-koo]

The feminine urge to gatekeep Karma from the radio because when Midnights came out NOBODY was talking about it and it was my favorite song off the album and in this essay I will-

#missy rambles #I’ve been listening to it for MONTHS now and NOW y’all wanna discover it? 😭 #gtfo karma is MY boyfriend get out of here you fiends #i don’t wanna see a single PERSON trending this song on tiktok #y’all lost your chance

[transboykirito]

karma is asuna’s go-to drunk karaoke song tbh

#PLEASE just imagine asuna drunk out of her mind pointing at kazuto screaming 'KARMA IS MY BOYFRIEND KARMA IS A GOD' she would #and then getting all dramatic like 'SPIDER BOY. KING OF THIEVES. WEAVE YOUR LITTLE WEBS OF OPACITY. I MADE YOUR FUCKING CROWN.' #she improvs when shes drunk okay

[paperuniverse]

I still think it’s really ironic that Taylor Swift wrote and sang a whole ass song about karma and how it loves her when she’s using her private jet like it’s going out of style 💀

#paperuniverse post #like you think karma is your boyfriend when you’re a top polluter??

[iwritelmao]

“karma is my boyfriend” not in the way that I get a hot revenge boyfriend to be my arm candy and show off to the ppl that wronged me.

but “karma is my boyfriend” in the way that I get a boyfriend with a baseball bat that he isn’t afraid to get bloody

#when your boyfriend is the anthropomorphic personification of karma #taylor swift #karma #karma is a god #karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend #karmas a relaxing thought

[drivemysoul]

rip nobuyuki sugou you would’ve hated midnights by taylor swift

#taylor.txt #spider boy. king of thieves. weave your little webs of opacity. my pennies made your crown. #karma is my boyfriend <3 karma is a god <3 karma's a relaxing thought <3 aren't you envious that for you it's not? <3 #living for the thrill of hitting you where it HURTS. give my back my GIRLHOOD IT WAS MINE FIRST. #do you really wanna know where i was april 29th? do i really have to tell you how he brought me back to life? #did you hear my covert narcissism i disguise as altruism like some kind of congressman? #and the LIFE i GAVE AWAY. he wanted a BRIDE i was making my own NAME chasing that FAME.

[mydarlingmina]

thanks @kindofgirl for tagging me <3333

when u get this u have to put 5 songs 🎵 u actually listen to, publicly. then, send this to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) ✨

first 5 songs from my on repeat

Karma- taylor swift

Happy House- siouxsie and the banshees

Two princes- spin doctors

What i want- muna

Futile devices- sufjan stevens

tagging if u wanna 💞 @sallyrooneyprotagonist @ilovethecolorpink @foolforbuffy and all the new bots that are following me <3

#yeah the sufjan stevens song is the call me by your name version i havent been the same since i finished the book #and yeah karma is still my boyfriend <3

[hydaelynsanswers]

it’s really honestly the funniest thing in the world to see the ex who manipulated me to the point where i literally had a psychotic breakdown at 19 and had to be hospitalized fuck up his entire life like yaaaaassss go king show them all who you really are it’s long overdue 🥰🥰🥰

#txt #karma is my boyfriend 🥰 karma is a god 👼 #LOVE hearing stories from my boyfriend who lived with him for three years about how awful and childish he was! #you’re a 27 year old man with a stalking habit and a wonderful penchant for domestic abuse that you blame on your alcoholism!!!!! #grow the fuck up ****! #abuse mention tw

[imblocking-you]

Why are the <School Tales> kids so curious and inquisitive? They're either brave or stupid.

Like it's dark, and you're in a cramp, old, and crumbling place; You're the only one there and suddenly a voice calls out to you or a book falls down out of seemingly nowhere and it's the one coincidentally titled "book of corpses". girlie, that is your cue to get the fuck out of there 😭

#anything out of the norm happens=run #you can't just sit and hope that those blinking lights happening while you're looking up sketchy shit online is an eldritch boyfriend #it's going to 'help' your situation now bc you're its most vulnerable target #because you're being driven by your emotions and you have no room to think #that's why it came to you. not because you're meant for power and every other person that exists is below you 😭 #'i'll show her' that 80 something year old thing you picked up has no master. it'll do to you what it's done to others. #your karma will be arriving in three to four business days #and god it's packed up #left to rot in some indiscoverable part of the world and needs a ringtone to call out to who knows what for a reason #it has been through hell and back. bad hands had gotten to that. and it's abandoned because those same hands had paid the price for it. #think people think #school tales: the series #school tales #netflix #netflix shows #end of my rant about a totally insignificant thing #and just me placing real ppl logic on fictional characters then proceeding to get mad at them #yall i dont hate the show love everything abt it #i just happen to have vocal cords a singular braincell two thumbs and an unfortunate blog who will listen

[rogersstevie]

do i have to unfollow the lyric bots this is more embarrassing than the actual line

#and like. obviously it kinda made me laugh bc it was just another one of those lyrics where it's like but he's not that famous #like the 'i get mystified by how this city screams your name' and 'we got big reputations' #like those lines CANNOT be about him lol #but like the karma line sure. fair. he is the guy on the screen #god still can't get over that post about travis like 'at least he's on screens' #like y'all would've crucified anyone saying ANYTHING about how joe isn't that famous a year ago #it's just bonkers to me lol #y'all just go with popular opinion and the current narrative and don't think for yourselves when it comes to taylor's personal life #current friends and boyfriends are all good and all exes are bad right? makes sense!

[faebriel]

post-winter character study will have winter see a therapist and get the entire dsm-v dropped on her head

#im at WORK. i can't explain the vision. but like #what was once mysterious and karma as perceived by you is now a diagnosis in a textbook and you are a patient with a psych appointment next #friday. and so on #your guard and only trusted one is now just your boyfriend and you're happier now but this does kind of feel like a downgrade #forever thinking about 'youre not as crazy as you want everyone to think you are' #AUGH !

[witchwyfe]

karma is my boyfriend - rc

pairing - (non-canon) Rafe Cameron x female reader

précis - a lil princess treatment from rafe :)

content/warnings - mentions of alcohol/alcohol consumption, fluff,

word count - 673

"Rafe, Rafe!?" You're spinning around, looking for your boyfriend until suddenly you whirl around and bump into a broad chest.

"Hey!" You gasp, until you look up and see his face. "Oh! Hi baby!" You coo, reaching up to cup his cheeks. 

"Hi sweet girl." He smiles, running his thumb along your cheekbone. 

You greet him happily, leaning in to his touch. "Did you get my drink?" You wonder, suddenly remembering why he left you in the first place.

"Hmm, sure did." He nods, handing you an ice water rather than the vodka redbull you'd requested.

You don't seem to notice though, slipping the paper straw into your mouth and slurping it down happily.

"We gonna dance s'more?" You wonder, straw between your lips.

"We can't, baby," He says, smoothing a hand down the back of your head. "They're closing."

"Nooo!" You groan, throwing your head back.

"I know, I know," He soothes. "But we can go home and get some snacks and watch a show...?" He offers.

"Okay!" You're smiling once again, digging your fingers into his tee shirt.

"Finish your drink and we'll go home, kay?" 

You nod, bypassing the straw and tipping the rest of the water into your mouth, before handing your empty glass to Rafe.

You're not even that drunk, really just a little past tipsy but you're fine with letting Rafe handle everything and take care of you.

Suddenly his jacket is being draped over your shoulders, coupled with a soft kiss to the top of your head. 

"Thank you." You simper. You slide your arms into the sleeves and blink up at your boyfriend.

"Ready?"

"Ready."

You lead him out of the bar, arms shoved into the pockets of his jacket, while he has your little purse slung over his shoulder, your phone, his phone, and the keys all in one hand.

"How much farther?" You ask a few moments later, looking back at him.

"Not too much," He frowns looking out at the street. When the two of you arrived at the club, hours before, he'd had to park his car somewhat far due to the lack of space. "Your feet hurting, baby?"

You shrug a shoulder. "Yeah." You nod. "But it's just till the car then I'll take my shoes off."

"C'mere," He says, shoving both of your phones into his pocket.

"What?" You wonder, turning to give him a coy smile.

Your sweet boyfriend kneels down on the dirty sidewalk, taking your ankle into his hands so he can unbuckle your heel. You're flustered beyond words, heat rising on your cheeks while Rafe's rough palm softly works your foot out of your strappy shoe. 

"Stand on my foot babe, so I can take your other shoe off." He says, running his hand up your calf. 

Once both of your heels are dangling from his hand, he scoops you into his arms, bridal style.

"Are you sure, Rafe?" You wonder softly. "I feel bad, you don't--"

"You have nothing to feel bad about." He assures, lips at your temple. "Just let me take you to the car, okay gorgeous?"

"Okay." You hum happily, relaxing in his hold.

Your arms are sling around your neck and you have easy access to his neck if you strain a little--and you do--at least five times on the way to the car, so you can kiss his neck.

He pretends like he's not flustered by it, but you can see the rosy glow of his cheeks from the street lamps, the harsh light making him appear ethereal and you have to shut your eyes for a second to remember he's real.

You’re still in a fond trance when he uses one hand to open the car door and gently deposit you into the passenger seat. He buckles your seatbelt and tugs on it, before pressing a kiss to your temple. 

“Love you,” You croon, leaning back against the seat to look at him. 

“Love you so much more.” He promises. “C’mere angel, gimme a kiss.”

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