#kakashi ruins his own dates

[detectivestucks]

Date Crasher

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Pairing: Modern AU Kakashi x F!Reader

Summery: Your toxic ex-husband Kakashi crashes your first date since the divorce and you fall into his baby trapping scheme when you look to use him for a one night stand.

Warnings: NSFW, Baby Trapping, Public sexual acts, Hair Pulling, Fingering, Oral, Unprotected Penetration, Degradation.

Word Count: 3.4k

Anon Ask

Tonight was a big night. After months of wallowing in self pity you’re finally doing it. You’re finally going on a date. You’re not expecting to find love on the first try or anything, you just want to dip your toe in the dating pool. Maybe even splash around a little bit. A hot makeout session and maybe even cuddles would be nice. Nothing serious, just a small ego boost from a nice guy. 

It had been forever since the last time you were on a date. You didn’t know how to dress for one anymore so you just wore your favorite outfit. Was it really girly? Yeah, but it looked cute and you felt confident. Nothing could make you feel more beautiful than your sparkly pink body con dress. The fabric stretched over your hips just right, tapering in to hug your thighs and accentuate your coke bottle figure. 

As you gaze in the mirror you realize this is the prettiest you’ve felt ever since your ex husband cheated on you. You scan yourself up and down as you soak in the figure of a woman you had since forgotten. A tear begins to well in your eye before you blink it away and grab your bag to leave.

You head to the restaurant and wait at the bar for your date to arrive. After your second tequila sunrise you decide to slow down, not wanting to be drunk before your date arrives despite how calming the liquor is to your nerves. You chase the lime wedge around the bottom of your glass with the tiny ink colored straw when you hear a woman clear her throat. You begin to stand as your eyes glance up to meet the hostess.

“Evening miss, your table is read-”

The small woman gasps as a strong hand comes down on your shoulder pushing you back into your seat.

“She won’t be needing that table. Now scram.”

Her tiny frame, after a quick nod, disappeared from view as she slipped through the crowd that mingled around the bar. Hand still pressed on your shoulder, there was suddenly a warm tickle in your ear.

“Now just what do you think you’re doing here?”

“Moving forward”

“Oh no sweetcheeks, you’re not moving anywhere. Did you really think I’d let my wife go outside wearing that slutty get up?”

“I’m not your wife anymore.”

“You’ll always be my wife. When will you realize that. I own you, sweetie?”

You shove his hand off of your shoulder and make to stand up and leave when his other hand grabs you.

“Not so fast, babe. We’re not done here.”

“Yes we are.” You say, ripping your arm out of his grasp. “Now, I need to call my date and reschedule seeing as you’ve officially ruined my mood.”

“Don’t bother. He’s not coming.”

You freeze and turn around. “What did you do?”

A coy smirk grows beneath his mismatched eyes.

“Kakashi, what did you do?”

“I gave that twerp a proper warning outside to stay away from my wife.”

You let out a huff in frustration. “I’m not your wife!”

“YES YOU ARE!” he boomed the words so loud that the restaurant fell silent.

Your eyes flick around the room in embarrassment. “Our nullified marriage license would disagree.” You give one more glance around the bar. “Can we please not have this fight in public?”

“We wouldn’t have to fight at all if you’d just let me come home.”

”You’re not coming home because you cheated Kakashi. You broke our marriage the moment you stuck your pecker inside another woman. Don’t blame me for the fruits of your labor just because they taste bitter.” You grab your purse and start to head towards the door.

“There you go with your high and mighty speech again.”

“Leave me alone Kakashi.”

“No, not till you see reason.”

“You’re the one who needs a reality check.” you say haughtily as you walk away.

Kakashi is hot on your tail as he once more grasps your arm. He pulls you out of the restaurant, dragging you down the street.

“Kakashi let go of me! Let go!” Your arm tries clawing him off of you but he drags you into a vacant alleyway and shoves you against the wall. Your hands are pinned against the rust colored brick on either side of your face. Hot breath fills your ear with that sultry deep voice.

“What were you going to do with that little punk, huh? All slutted out in your favorite pink dress? Were you gonna let him touch you?”

Kakashi rolls his hips into you and you feel that familiar sensation of fear and arousal blended together. 

“Were you gonna give my pretty lips away to some other man?”

He lunges in to kiss you, swirling his tongue around your mouth before biting down on your lower lip. Tears splash down your cheeks during his forced passion. You didn’t want this. You wanted an awkward first date with a nice guy, but instead you’re trapped under your toxic ex husband.

Kakashi lets go of your wrists to grab covetously around your waist, pulling you in and squeezing you against his defined chest. His kiss becomes more desperate while you vainly attempt to push him off of you. 

“You’re never going to find someone else who knows you like I do sweet cheeks. No one else will ever satisfy you the way I do.” 

His lips ghost over your cheek and trail down to your chin. You can’t help the way it steals your breath.

“No Kashi.”

“No baby, you don’t get it. We belong together.” He starts kissing your neck, softly lulling you into a state of compliance. “We still have a future together.”

“Kakashi, please.”

“Please what baby? What does my good girl want?”

You didn’t know what to say. You wanted him to stop and leave you alone but you also wanted him to keep going and touch you the way he used to. What he says is true, no one makes you feel the way he does. No one can make your skin flush the way he can. No one makes your legs shake like he does. 

“Come on baby, what does my sweetcheeks want?”

Your eyes close as you breathe “Kiss me.”

“Gladly”

He restrains your hands above your head with one hand even though you were no longer fighting him and with the other her laces his fingers through your hair just above the nape of your neck. He pulls your head forward till your face is crashing into his, squishing your nose against his in a searing kiss. He rubs his pelvis along your hip as he sucks on your tongue, pulling it from your mouth into his. You moan into him and he knows he’s won back his little wife temporarily. 

“Moanin like a little whore, huh? Is that what you are?” he teases “You daddy’s little whore?”

You look up at him through your lashes hating how much you loved how he degraded you.

“Yeah, you’re daddy’s whore alright which means I get to take these.”

Kakashi’s hand slips from your hair and pulls up the hem of your dress, phishing underneath for your panties. He rubs his fingerpads over the fabric, massaging your clit and making you squirm. Just when his hand works you into a fever, he slips under the elastic band and yanks them down to your knees where they fall to the asphalt in the dark alley, pooling around your shoes. 

“Now she’s dressed like a whore.” he whispers into your ear as he brings his hand up to cradle your heat before dipping his pointer and middle fingers past your folds. A gasp slips from your lips and the cocky smirk on his face makes you twist in frustration. He loves the control he has over your body. He loves how he plays you like a fine tuned instrument. His fingers disappear inside of your gummy interior as he buries them deep within your walls quickly and repeatedly. You moan and squirm in his grasp. The squelching sounds from under your dress become louder with each stroke of his hand.

“Please Kashi, slow down, I’m gonna…” but you were growing too dumb from his hand to continue.

“Gonna what baby?”

“M’gonna…gonna”

“Speak sweetcheeks”

You choke out your next words, “m’gonna cum”

Your eyes cross and a creamy substance surrounds Kakashi’s knuckles. He withdraws his hand and smells his fingers, loving the sweet stench. Lapping up your tangy juices from his knuckles, he licks his lips before feeding you his fingers to finish it off. 

“Looks like someone remembers who she belongs to. Let's get my slut home.”

“No wait!”

Kakashi pockets your underwear before pulling the skirt of your dress above your hips and exposing your entire sex. He then slings you over his shoulder so the whole street would see your bare cunt as Kakashi carried you to his car.

“Kashi, put me down!”

One arm hugging around your kicking legs, with the other he buried his knuckles back into your slit, finger fucking you into silence as he walked.

“Kashi, s’so embarrassing” you whisper between gasps, head dangling upside down while one hand claws at his shirt, the other clutching your purse.

Many sounds of surprise and disgust were heard from onlookers but Kakashi didn’t care. He relished in the power. He enjoys embarrassing you the way you embarrassed him in your meaningless divorce. 

As he carries you into the parking garage a group of drunk men saw you and catcalled. Kakashi asked them if they wanted a taste of your gushing wet pussy and two of them agreed eagerly. 

“Kakashi, no!”

“Quiet slut!” he yells with a harsh smack to your ass. 

You whimper as the stranger’s hands run up the back of your thighs and grip your stinging cheeks before you feel his steamy breath against your labia. He laughs before diving his tongue into your unconsenting cunt. The man moaned from your sweet fluids and began to bury his face in your warmth. 

“Say thank you, Y/N”

“T-thank you, ahh!”

His tongue began scooping out your tangy arousal before his friend became impatient and pushed the man away to get his fill. Both of his hands came down on your ass as he stood behind you and began to suck on your clit. 

“Don’t just moan like an ill-mannered whore. Thank the man.”

“Thank you sir!” you say through clenched teeth.

“Thank you for what?” Kakashi barked

“Thank you for sucking on my pussy!”

You scream and shake before more cream comes dripping out of your entrance. The second stranger gladly slurps it up before Kakashi continues walking you to his car. Your freshly wet sex feels cold against the night air as he makes his way through the garage but your face is hot with embarrassment.

Once you come up to the royal blue Corvette he sets you down, both hands cupping your face to kiss you tenderly before he spins you around and bends you over the hood of his car.

“You love being a little slut. Look how wet you are cause some strangers wanted a snack.” Kakashi slapped your plush behind violently, making you scream.

“But you’re done being their toy. Now it’s my turn.”

He slaps you again, both the sound of the sting and your scream reverberate off the concrete walls. Kakashi hurriedly unbuckles his pants to free his raging cock from its confines. He presses the tip to your folds which part easily for him, welcoming him back to his rightful home.  

A whorish groan spills out of you as the familiar stretch loosens your silky walls. 

“Yeah, that’s right, groan for your daddy.”

You close your eyes and hum, the embarrassment ebbing away slightly as his strokes satisfy an itch that you cannot scratch all on your own. 

“That’s right baby. Remember me? Remember how good I make you feel?”

You try to ignore him as your body reacts in bliss. You didn’t want his words tainting the utter euphoria it is to have him inside of you. 

“No one else can do this to you. Not like I can.”

“Please shutup.” you slur between gasps as he pounds into you with loud wet slaps. 

Your hands had been bracing the hood of his car but your outburst of sass made him steal your wrists and pin them behind your back. With one hand he restrained you, with the other he fisted your hair just like in the alleyway.

“Don’t you dare speak to me that way, little slut.”

He snarls and though you hate him, you loved how rough he was being with you. 

“I’ll speak to you however I want, cheater.”

“You’ll respect your daddy.”

He pistons into you to quiet your retort as your hips collide with the car’s paint over and over. You can’t help the way he causes you to unravel when speared on his dick like a spit. 

“You’re mine sweetcheeks. Always will be.”

He pulls your hair as he leans down to kiss your neck. You let out a grunt of discomfort from the tug and it only reaffirms his control. 

Soon he stands up to his full height again before pumping away inside of you. Your eyes cross as you feel your legs give out from the intensity of the throbbing in your cunt. Each harsh thrust steals your breath away till you babble on his cock and cum comes gushing out. 

“See baby? All mine.”

He takes you and shoves you into his passenger side seat before slamming the door shut.

“Hey! Kakashi, let me out!”

Kakashi rounds his car and gets in the driver’s side.

“What the hell? You have the child lock on? Are you insane?”

He doesn’t respond. He only turns over the engine.

“Just cause we fucked one time doesn’t mean we’re getting back together. I just needed to get my rocks off.”

“Stop being a brat. We’re going home.”

You were livid. He was quite literally abducting you and you had no way of stopping him. You groaned knowing you were at the mercy of his sick mind and were going to have to pay for an Uber to come back and get your car whenever he released you from his dumb games.

“If I hear any more of your sass that pretty pussy’s gonna get it once we’re home.”

You purse your lips together before chewing on the inside of your cheek. This man is out of his mind. He’s delusional. He seriously thinks you’re just gonna go along with all of this?!

He pulls up to the house, opens up the garage and parks inside. You wait not so patiently for him to round the car and open the door for you.

“Fine, I’m home now. You can leave.”

Kakashi’s hand swiftly strikes your face. You cup your cheek in shock.

“Don’t tell me to leave my own home.”

The glare you give him would frighten most but he’s completely indifferent to your rage. 

“I’m not leaving my wife or my home ever again.” he grabs you by the hair and pulls you close to his face. You can smell the hint of mouthwash lingering on his tongue as he speaks. “Do you understand? You’re not moving on from me. Ever.”

The way he snarls at you almost makes you believe he cares. Like he must love you but alas he doesn’t know how to love. He only knows how to fuck and it’s easy to get them confused. 

“Drop the act Kakashi. This was just sex and you know it.”

He spins you around so he is behind you. One of his hands comes up to your neck and the other to your chest where he gives you a good squeeze. 

“This isn’t just about sex and you know it. Now walk.”

The two of you stumble to your once shared bedroom and he throws you down on the mattress. Climbing in, the springs give way under his weight and he positions himself over your body. 

“I’m gonna take good care of my pretty baby. Gonna make sure she’s satisfied like a good husband.”

You roll your eyes in response and he slaps your face once more. You look up at him gobsmacked. “I said to stop behaving like a brat.”

Kakashi pins your arms above your head and lunges in for your lips. His mouth strays from your lips and greedily explores your body, licking and nipping your neck, collarbone, and chest. His hands slide from your wrists up your palms and his fingers slip between yours. Your back arches up, pushing your chest up into his. He grinds up against you, mindlessly relieving his aching member while he happily invites his lips to roam wherever they please. 

You fall back into your old ways, moaning as your skin is tickled by him. Was he a walking red flag? Absolutely, but did he know how to touch you? 

“Yes”

Kakashi groans as he lifts your dress, pulling it off of your figure. You raise your hips and then your shoulders as he drags the fabric up and over your head. Your naked silhouette lay bare beneath him and the drool quite literally falls from the corner of his mouth. 

You feel the warm droplet splash your skin as he unbuttons the front of his pants. Hands brushing up along your sides, sliding under your shoulders, and clutching your back. Muscular physique pressing against your form before he lines up his tip. 

It slowly pushes past your sopping lips before parting your gummy interior, seeking to bully against your cervix and push his precum up into your uterus. Soft little mewls sputter from your mouth, clenching around the girth that has always brought you ecstasy. 

A creamy ring already forms around his base and he can feel the coolness of the bedroom air with each withdrawal as you paint him in an increasingly thick coat of your arousal. The chill is a stark contrast to the warmth of your walls that he plunges back into rhythmically. 

He is never letting you go again, no matter what you say. You will stay by his side. He will ensure it. Thoughts of moving back in and living out the rest of his life with you consume his mind. His pounding triples in enthusiasm and your body is pushed up the bed slowly. 

Your hands move to clutch his chest when he flips you to your belly. One leg is settled between his knees and the other is bent by your waist. The angle’s deep and stroking a spot so sweet you forget about the other woman who broke your marriage. 

The blankets scrunch from your fingers clutching them tight as you brace yourself for his beating. Snapping hips pummeling into your cheeks as you look back at the towering frame behind you.

“Yes sweetie, you can cum. You don’t have to ask.”

Your eyes squeeze shut as your legs quake beneath him. Fluid drips down onto the bed from the pleasure that rips through you leaving goosebumps in its wake. 

Still shaking from the aftershocks, Kakashi grabs a pillow from the head of the bed and stuffs it beneath your hips, then closes your legs between his own. 

He falls to all fours, thrusting up into you with every drop of passion in his body. Your sensitive cunt clumps around him unable to handle how his mushroom head pulls along your silken interior. Your moans echo around the room, body twisting in pleasure. Curses flow from his tongue as he grunts, dropping to his elbows to kiss the back of your neck. 

Little ‘I love you’s’ are whispered into your ear as punctuated thrusts slam into your abdomen. His seed bursts all over your walls coating every centimeter of your insides. Kakashi rolls you on your back, swinging your feet over his shoulders and continues fucking his hot fluids deeper, leaning down and tilting your pelvis up to keep his spend inside. He lets himself grow soft in you as he keeps you pinned beneath him. 

His soft pointed nose nuzzles behind your ear, and you feel his grip on your arms tighten before he says the words,

“I’m coming home for good cause this baby’s gonna need a father and I know you’re ovulating today.”

Masterlist

#kakashi smut #kakashi x reader #kakashi hatake #kakashi is daddy #kakashi fanfiction #anon ask #thanks anon! #anonymous #dark smut #smut

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KakaSaku Dead Dove Week Wrap-Up!

We had 16 stunning and deliciously dark written submissions for the inaugural KakaSaku Dead Dove week and 2 breathtaking, mind-altering art submissions.

Please read the tags before checking out the full works. If something is going to make you uncomfortable, don't read it. You are responsible for curating your own fanfiction experience!

Thank you to everyone who participated, encouraged, commented, read, kudosed, and cheered on our amazing creators! Looking forward to future kksk dd events 🖤

Without further ado, here is the wrap-up!

appreciation by Anonymous 

The one where the Land of Waves arc goes badly, but Momochi Zabuza's soft-spot for child-tools doesn't stop him from doing what has to be done.

The Hatake Heir by BelleDayNight

As the sole heir of the Hatake clan, Kakashi has known since he was five years old that he would marry the daughter of the Harunos. Sakura on the other hand is blissfully unaware that the man that will one day be her sensei is in fact her betrothed. There's a reason no man asks Sakura out on a date-- her husband has been quietly scaring them off for years...

Not a Love Like Mine, a Ruin by stargliders

Their captor hummed in contemplation. "This is my show, and whatever I say goes. I think I’ll start by shutting that smart mouth of yours for good." Kakashi closed his eyes, letting out a slow breath. "Take me instead." "But you…you can’t," Sakura said. The words she desperately wanted to tell him refused to come out. (I love you. Please, don’t die.)

take me down (won't you take me down) by xylazine

In a moment of reckless bravery, Sakura volunteers to be taken by none other than the demon of Konoha. Little does she realize how much she's in for.

Please, Please, Please (Let Me Get What I Want) by twofortea

Kakashi-sensei looked so different when he was sleeping.

Consequences by gremlint

Kakashi fucked around, and now he's going to find out. Or: the consequences of neglecting a brat's aftercare.

Hold On Tight by Typhlobasia

Konoha’s Official Exam for Head Interrogators, part two: required practical section, Combined Test of Shinobi Mental Perseverance. This is something Sakura knows she wants to pass for her team; she can persevere, can earn her title, do her part protecting the village, make Lady Tsunade proud for all the efforts she invested into her student over the years… But, seeing her moon-lit reflection in the hitai-ate on Kakashi’s forehead, her friend and former sensei towering over her as she is strapped into the interrogation chair, Sakura’s old fears slither their way back in. “So, Sakura…” Her eyes snap to his, hopeful. Pleading. Kakashi takes a small step forward on the stone floor, the sound of it sharp and echoing in the dim room, “shall we begin?”

Wolf in Scarecrow's Clothing by Fusionblitz28

In which Yamanaka Ino doesn't protect Sakura from bullies and becomes her first friend. Nor does Sakura obsessively crush over Uchiha Sasuke. Rather, her ANBU in shining armor and crush are one in the same person. Eventually the polish fades to reveal something rather unlike its original condition. Maybe it's always been that way and Sakura was too naive to see it sooner. OR; Sakura falls in love at five years old. With none other than one Hatake Kakashi. Kakashi exploits that.

La Petite Mort by rosebrided

“I love you, Sakura,” he whispers like she can hear him even now, the words coming out in a wisp of a breath. And then he adds, “Forgive me.” - In which Sakura is gone from this life, and Kakashi struggles to cope after discovering her body.

That Shattered Soul by twofortea

The bright green of her eyes had dulled, her expression made vacant. She was like a broken doll, a preview of what Sasori planned to turn her into.

cat nap by xylazine 

Curled around his pink kitten, Kakashi the cat slips into a rather person like dream.

breathe me by twofortea 

Every time the nightmares started up again, he found someone new to bury himself in. He lost himself in another person, another nameless face, another warm body—buried the nightmares in warmth, life, lust.

On The Brink by gremlint

Kakashi and Sakura have the unfortunate luck to be captured by some rather imaginative enemies. What they experience will change their relationship forever.

Dancing With a Ghost by stargliders

There was nothing else they could do. The talk therapy had failed. So had both rounds of electroshock. (The lightning Kakashi wielded all these years—had it made him immune? Even as Sakura watched his toes and fingers rattle against the table?) But a doctor in Kirigakure, Shizune explained, had recently invented a procedure that settled the overactive zones in the frontal lobes of the brain. Maybe, just maybe, he could be happy again.

Living-Dead by Komorebi_3

Obito Uchiha decides to send a clone to the 5 Kage summit and observe Naruto and Kakashi in the shadows after revealing information about Itachi and Sasuke. He finds himself a bit bored with the turn of events until a certain pink-haired Kunoichi strolls in confessing her love to Naruto. Everything about her reminds him of Rin and his already fragile state of mind just spirals out of control from there. Or, Obito becomes partially delusional and kidnaps Sakura for his own sick pleasure, but of course Kakashi Hatake can't let that happen so he volunteers to be taken instead.

No Good Deed by Heartensoul

Kakashi had given Sasuke so many chances to make it right—to do right by Sakura. Now, he was going to take matters into his own hands.

compulsion by xylazine

Kakashi has driven her mad with need for years until Sakura finally snaps and takes matters into her own hands.

Clone bang art by @spnfox

Captured by enemies art by @spnfox

Thank you all again! See you next time 😈😈😈

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Modern AU! Kakashi is Naruto's guardian who meets his child's teacher for the first time and immediately falls in love with him

[Part 5]

Rin heard the sound of the door opening and walked out into the corridor.

“You are earlier than I expected,” - said the woman. - “Come on in.”

Kakashi took off his shoes and followed the woman into the kitchen.

“Naruto fell asleep not long ago. I think it’s better for you to spend the night in our house tonight, and tomorrow morning you will go home.”

Kakashi nodded.

“Go get changed while I prepare some tea.”

The man headed to the bedroom, opened the closet and pulled out Obito's household items. After quickly changing his clothes, he looked into Naruto's room. The child was fast asleep, hugging a pillow in his sleep. On the way to the kitchen, Kakashi also looked into the room. Obito rocked Yuki in his arms, who stubbornly refused to fall asleep. Kakashi grinned when he noticed his friend's doomed face and headed to the kitchen. Rin lowered the cup of aromatic tea in front of him and sat down opposite him.

“How did everything go?”

“Fine,” - Kakashi replied.

Rin hit his arm not too hard.

“I need details.”

Kakashi rolled his eyes.

“Come on, Kakashi, I spend almost 24 hours at home. Soothe my curiosity.”

Hatake knew that Rin was hiding her concern with a joking tone. The woman was worried about him and he didn’t mind calming her down a little.

“So how did it go?”

Kakashi took a deep breath.

“Perfect.”

“Perfect?” - the woman asked and raised her eyebrows in surprise. - “It’s unexpected to hear this from you.”

Hatake chuckled and leaned back in his chair.

“You know, I’ve never thought about a relationship seriously before,” - he suddenly admitted. - “You and Obito were always together and it was as if you were made for each other. Just like Minato nii-san and Kushina-san, as well as Jiraiya ji-san and Tsunade oba-san. I had thoughts about relationships, but after Naruto appeared I stopped thinking about it completely. My values have changed, I have invested all my time and all my strength in raising a child. It seemed like I didn’t need anything else. But when I met Guy…”

Kakashi fell silent. He shook his head with a slight smile on his face.

“Time seemed to stand still. I couldn't move and couldn't even think. I acted like a real idiot the first time we met. And I continued to disgrace myself every time we met. And I plucked up courage and asked him out on a date, but, to be honest, I was afraid. I was terribly afraid that I would ruin everything. And I didn’t want to ruin anything.”

“Oh, Kakashi,” - Rin covered his hand with her palm.

“But everything went well,” - the man said quickly. - “I controlled myself and didn’t act stupid. I told him about my past and learned a lot about his life. With every word he said, I began to like him more and more. Damn, Rin, I fell in love with him so quickly that it even scares me a little.”

Kakashi laughed softly and covered his face with his hands. Rin patted his shoulder reassuringly.

“What if I ruin everything?” - there was a muffled whisper of a man.

“Stop thinking about it,” - the woman said in a firm voice. - “You won’t ruin anything, I’m sure of that. There is no need to rush anywhere, but there is no need to slow down either. If you feel good together, then enjoy every moment and let everything happen in its own time.”

“You're right. Thank you, Rin.”

The woman smiled softly at her friend.

“I’m happy for you, Kakashi,” - she said sincerely. - “You deserve happiness.”

Kakashi returned her smile and, hearing footsteps, straightened up in his chair and changed his expression. Rin shook her head reproachfully and turned to her husband approaching the kitchen.

***

“Did you take everything?” - Kakashi asked Naruto, who was holding a huge green backpack in the shape of a frog, another gift from Jiraiya.

"Yes!"

“Great, let's go then.”

They left the house and walked to a nearby park. Two weeks passed before Kakashi managed to get the long-awaited day off from work. Not without the help of Shiranui. Kakashi looked warily towards the older man every day, but he made no attempt to start a serious conversation. Genma showed no signs at all that he knew about Kakashi and Guy's relationship, which could not but alarm Hatake even more. Why did Shiranui behave this way? Kakashi had not understood the man before, and now he had become an even greater mystery to him. Hatake shook his head, it's time to throw all unnecessary thoughts out of his head. He and Guy managed to set up another date and they agreed to spend it in the park with the children. Kakashi spent the whole morning calming himself down and putting himself in the right frame of mind. He still didn’t fully know how to behave with Guy, and there were also three children. Kakashi didn't have a very good relationship with people in general, and children were an even bigger problem. The only exceptions were Naruto and Yuki, his goddaughter, who was only a few months old. But Kakashi knew that as soon as Yuki grew up, she would torment him a lot in the future.

Naruto's presence had a calming effect on Kakashi, but still could not completely clear his mind of various thoughts. Hatake nervously moved his shoulder and quickened his pace. Once they arrived at the park, Kakashi found an empty spot and spread a large blanket on the soft green grass. Guy took charge of preparing food for the picnic, Kakashi was only required to bring drinks. Hatake had already managed to pull out all the juices from the bag and was now looking around restlessly. Naruto, sitting next to him, was bouncing excitedly in one place. This child was overjoyed when he heard that they were going on a picnic. And when he found out that Guy and several other children would be with them, he could no longer be calmed down. He excitedly ran around the house, collecting various toys that he planned to show to Guy's children. Kakashi watched his chaotic preparations with a slightly worried smile on his face. He had no doubt that Naruto would easily find a common language with children, but Kakashi himself…

“Guy sensei!” - Naruto's loud scream made Hatake flinch.

Kakashi turned around and noticed a man approaching. Guy's usual wide smile shone on his face. Kakashi, out of habit, glanced over his figure, noticing that today he was wearing a light T-shirt and loose pants. Kakashi then turned his gaze to the children walking next to the man. Neji walked to Guy's left, his light eyes with unreadable emotions looking straight at Kakashi. Hatake swallowed and looked at the girl walking next to him; TenTen, with an overly menacing look, walked next to Guy. Kakashi exhaled heavily and looked at Lee, who had a slight smile on his face. The boy raised his hand and waved at them in greeting. Kakashi felt a surge of relief. At least one child was quite friendly. Hatake believed that one out of three was a pretty good result.

“Hi,” - Guy greeted as they approached.

Kakashi nodded at him. The children stared at him unblinkingly. Naruto climbed between them and smiled brightly.

“Hello! My name is Namikaze Naruto! Are you Guy sensei’s children?”

It was impossible to resist Naruto's charms, Kakashi knew this from himself. Not even a couple of seconds had passed before the children had already turned their attention to the boy.

“Yes,” - Lee replied.

“Cool!” - Naruto's big blue eyes shone with delight. - “Your dad… I mean, Guy sensei is so cool!”

Kakashi sighed mentally. Guy smiled at the corner of his lips.

“Yes, you're right,” - TenTen replied and took a step forward. - “Tou-chan talked a lot about you. Do you want to go to play while the adults cook?”

Kakashi noticed her calm but firm tone of voice. Naruto nodded to her without any objections and all the children went to the nearby swing. Kakashi looked at them and exhaled heavily. After a couple of seconds, he felt Guy's hand on his lower back.

“Are you okay?” - asked the man.

Kakashi nodded.

“I’m a little nervous,” - he admitted.

“No need,” - Guy squeezed his tense shoulders reassuringly. - “Everything will be fine.”

“What if they don’t like me?” - the question escaped his lips before he could stop himself.

Guy turned him around to face him and gently touched his cheek with his palm. Kakashi looked fascinated into his deep, dark eyes.

“Kakashi, don't worry about it. They are my children and they love me, but they also respect me and my choices. You just need to get to know each other better, I am sure that with time they will love you too.”

Kakashi closed his eyes and leaned forward, hugging the man.

“You think so?”

“I'm sure of it.”

“Okay,” - Hatake felt the gentle kiss that Guy left on his neck.

“Let’s get some food ready before the kids get back.”

Guy pulled away and began pulling containers of food out of his bag. Kakashi felt a surge of confidence after Guy's words. He was pushing himself too hard. What could possibly go wrong? Kakashi wouldn't let anyone or anything ruin everything. Not now, when everything between them is still so fragile.

“Hey. Watch where you’re going,” - Kakashi heard a loud child’s voice and raised his head, looking for Naruto.

A tall boy, who looked to be about twelve years old, towered over Naruto, practically poking his finger in his face. Kakashi began to rise when he felt Guy's strong grip on his arm. Hatake raised one eyebrow questioningly. Guy shook his head and nodded towards the children. Kakashi turned his gaze to them. TenTen stepped forward and shielded Naruto with her body. The girl tilted her head slightly to the side and looked gloomily at the unfamiliar boy.

“Watch where you're going,” - she said. - “Or is your vision failing you?”

The boy irritably knitted his eyebrows on the bridge of his nose and straightened his shoulders, looking down at the girl.

“Who are you, brat?”

“I’m the one who will break your arm if you don’t turn around and leave here now.”

The boy looked at her with contempt, but then his gaze collided with Lee and Neji standing next to her. Realizing that he was in the minority, the boy snorted and walked away. TenTen rolled her eyes and turned to Naruto, who was looking at her with pure delight in his eyes.

“Can I call you TenTen nee-chan?” - the boy asked with a breath.

The girl laughed loudly and ruffled Naruto's hair slightly.

“Of course you can,” - she allowed.

“Did Guy sensei teach you how to fight?”

“Yes,” - Lee replied.

“Will you teach me to fight?” - Naruto asked TenTen.

“I’ll teach you,” - the girl promised. - “It’s not proper for any idiot to pester you. You need to learn to fight back.”

Kakashi watched the entire scene with pure shock on his face. Guy sitting next to him just smiled lightly. As Kakashi expected, the children quickly found a common language. A few minutes later, the slightly out of breath and flushed children fell tiredly onto the blanket. Kakashi handed each of them a glass of cool juice. The children quickly snacked on sandwiches and then ran off to play on the playground again. Hatake looked at Naruto's bright smile as he showed the children his toys and couldn't help but smile himself.

“You know, Naruto feels lonely very often,” - Kakashi said, moving closer to Guy and leaning his back against his broad chest. - “I often disappear at work and spend very little time with him. Almost from childhood, he often visited Obito and Rin. By the way, Obito is Sasuke's cousin, so Sasuke and his older brother Itachi also often visited Obito. Accordingly, Naruto and Sasuke have been friends for a very long time. Nowadays, Naruto also often stays with Obito and Rin if I have business, but just a few months ago they had a daughter. I think this could not but affect Naruto. He loves Yuki very much, he just dotes on her, but I know that he feels deprived, superfluous in their house. And I saw his look every time he looked at Sasuke and Itachi. He always missed this - family. Naruto always wanted siblings."

Kakashi looked at the beaming Naruto surrounded by Guy's children.

“I gave him a lot, but I still couldn’t make him truly happy.”

“Hey, stop it,” - Guy lifted Kakashi's face slightly, forcing him to look at him. - “Naruto is happy, believe me, I know it. And this is only your merit.”

Kakashi closed his eyes and smiled. He felt Guy's breath on his skin and reached out to him in anticipation, when suddenly the loud stomping of feet made him widen his eyes and pull away.

“We want to eat,” - Naruto drawled.

Guy handed everyone a bento containing food.

“Are we going to meet Genma Ji-chan next weekend?” - TenTen suddenly asked.

Kakashi choked on his rice. He never expected to hear someone call Genma “uncle”. TenTen gave him an unreadable look.

“He promised to be free at work,” - Guy replied.

The girl didn't look entirely pleased with this answer, but nodded. Lee and Naruto began to discuss something loudly, drawing Neji into their conversation. Guy collected the empty bentos and handed each child a drink.

“Thank you, tou-san,” - Neji took the bottle of juice.

“We’ll play a little more,” - Lee stood up from the blanket and extended his hand to Naruto.

The children quickly ran to the playground. Kakashi snuggled closer to the man again. Guy ran his hair through his fingers relaxingly.

“When will we meet next time?” - Hatake asked.

“When do you want it?” - he heard a counter question from Guy.

“Tomorrow, every day for the rest of our lives,” - Kakashi wanted to answer.

“I will compare the schedule with Shiranui.”

“Fine.”

Kakashi found Guy's hand and intertwined their fingers.

“I can take Naruto to my house tomorrow, if you don’t mind,” - Guy suddenly suggested.

Kakashi froze.

“I don’t mind,” - he answered slowly. - “Are you don’t mind?”

“I suggested it myself,” - Guy laughed and quickly kissed the man on the temple. - “What do you want for dinner?”

“I’m not picky,” - Hatake said in a hoarse voice. - “I’ll eat everything you give me.”

Guy laughed again. Kakashi felt irrationally proud of how easily he could make the man laugh.

“Then I’ll make ramen.”

“You know exactly how to win Naruto’s heart,” - Kakashi noted.

“I’m trying,” - Guy lifted Kakashi’s face by the chin and approached him. - “What about yours?”

“M-m?” - Kakashi blinked in confusion, unable to take his eyes off the man’s lips.

“What about your heart?” - Guy whispered. - “Am I on the right track?”

“Hell, yes,” - Kakashi breathed and covered his lips with his, whispering into the kiss. - “You stole my heart the day we first met.”

Guy raised his eyebrows in surprise.

“Don’t you dare give it back,” - Kakashi threatened and pulled him into a kiss again, feeling Guy’s smile.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 6

#kakashi hatake #might guy #kakagai #naruto uzumaki #tenten #neji hyuga #rock lee #rin nohara

[depressedhatakekakashi]

A New Book For Your Collection

Pairing: Kakagai

Words: 2,741

Konoha was quieter than usual.

Everywhere he looked there was less activity. People walked a little faster, waving to the friends they spotted in the street before continuing forward without uttering a single word. There were multiple stores with line ups all the way out the doors, yet it seemed like no one was saying a word.

Not even the shop keepers uttered greetings when a customer approached them, and they stayed equally as quiet when the customer paid and made their exit.

The village was busy, but no one was saying a thing.

“Lost in their thoughts,” he sighed, cringing when he heard his own voice cutting through the silent air, breaking the tranquility of the village for just a second before it settles back into place. Not wanting to shatter that silence again, he opted for a silent communication of his own.

‘Did I forget something important?’ 

Projecting an image of a calendar in his mind, he searched the dates for any special event. A birthday, or an anniversary, or anything that would explain the eerie silence that hovered over the village.

‘The Kyuubi’s attack happened in october,’ images of the burning ruins of Konoha homes popped into his mind, followed closely by the pictures of the dead that had lined the cemetary afterward. As soon as Minato-Sensei’s picture began to materialise he shoved the thought out of his head, refusing to deal with the emotions that swelled inside of him whenever he dared to think of the Sensei he lost so many years ago. ‘It’s March, so the cherry blossoms should be falling soon. Oh, and there’s Shunbun No hi but that’s still not for a few days.’

“Kakashi!” A cheerful voice cut through the air, shattering the tranquil silence that he had come to enjoy and causing multiple nearby civilians to turn their heads in search of the enthusiastic voice.

Kakashi didn’t have to look to know who it was. There was only one person who would call out to him with such excitement in their voices. One person who had the ability to pull him out of his own thoughts and make him smile, though that smile was perfectly covered by his mask.

“Gai,” an arm dropped around his shoulder and tugged him against his side. Turning his head just a little, he sniffed the air around him.

Gai’s voice had been enough to pull him out of his thoughts, but it was the smell of grass mixed with a light wiff of dango that consumed him. For just a moment that smell was all he could register, and with each breath he took it overwhelmed his senses, shoving past every ache that had radiated from his muscles after a long mission and forcing his body to relax. 

“You made it home safe,” Gai spoke softly, but there was a question hidden in his words. A silent finger prodding Kakashi in the side, demanding that he tell him about any injuries he had sustained during his mission.

“Home safe,” he confirmed, holding up his right arm to show the one lone cut across the back of his forearm that he’d sustained while deflecting his opponents attack. “The village is rather quiet today. Know why?”

Gai’s eyes lit up with excitement. “You didn’t hear?”

“I just got home, so no,” he confirmed. “What is it? Something fun I’m guessing since you look like you’re about to explode with excitement.”

“Tsunade-Sama announced it just yesterday,” Kakashi could feel the energy radiating off of Gai. Contained, but ready to burst forth at a moments notice and consume Gai until he was jumping off of tree’s and buildings in hopes of spending just a small fraction of it. “She called it ‘Folktales and Fables week. It starts tomorrow.”

Kakashi’s ears perks up at the mention of ‘Folktales’. “Oh?” his left eyebrow arched upward. “Still, that doesn’t really explain, you know,” he waved his hand toward the market where people continued to exist without making a single sound. An eerie, rather unnerving experience in a village that was always so busy with noise. 

“Well, Tsunade-sama challenged everyone to think up their favorite fable today,” Gai continued, his smile growing even wider. “She wants every single person in Konoha to write down what their favorite fable is and turn it in at the Hokage’s residence when they go in to receive their new book.”

Suddenly all thoughts of the eerie quitness of the village left Kakashi’s mind. “Book?” he asked, pushing for even more information. 

Taking the hint, Gai grinned. “Folktales and Fables week officially starts tonight. To welcome in the week, Tsunade-Sama is going to have all of the Jonin standing outside of the Hokage’s compound handing out books of fables that she had written by one of Konoha’s best writers.”

“I didn’t realize Jiraiya-Sama was in the village?”

The smile dropped off of Gai’s face. “I said one of Konoha’s best writers, Rival. Not one of our most perverted writers.”

The worst struck hard, wounding Kakashi’s heart, but he did his best not to show that hurt on his face. It was simply Gai’s opinion that Jiraiya-Sama wasn’t a good writer. A wrong opinion, but still just an opinion.

“Well, does that mean-”

Gai rolled his eyes. “Of course you’ll be getting one as well. In fact,” reaching back into his weapon’s pouch, he pulled out a beautiful green book and held it up between them so that the cover was facing Kakashi. “Tsunade-sama gave us all one ahead of everyone else. She asked me to deliver yours to you personally.”

“Did she really?” Kakashi asked, his eyes following the golden writing as it curved around the cover to form a beautiful cover that seemed to shimmer in the sunlight. 

‘Folktales and Fables of Konoha.’

His finger’s itched to reach out and claim the book from Gai, but he refrained. It was obvious by the way his friend waved the book around that he was trying to taunt Kakashi into snatching it away from him, but he refused to give in. He would claim the book when he was ready to and not a moment sooner. Not even if Gai turned it just right so the sun bounced off of the golden title causing it to shimmer. 

“What kind of stories are in it?” he asked, his eyes glued on the book.

“Oh, all kinds,” Gai’s smile grew, stretching from one ear all the way to the other. “Tsunade-sama actually asked us all to submit our favorite folktale or fable so that she could ask for it to be included. That was a few months ago when you were on your mission in the Land of Wind with Asuma.”

A whimper escaped Kakashi’s throat, but rather than expressing embarrassment with the unfiltered response, he turned his face away from Gai and tried his best to refrain from pouting. 

He’d missed it.

Not only the announcement of a week dedicated to folktales and fables, which were some of his favorite stories to read if he wasn’t consumed in the latest copy of Icha Icha or a pretty new romance novel, but he’d missed out on an opportunity to have his favorite fable included in the special book that was made to commemorate the new week.

It seemed rather unfair, but he was an adult. A shinobi of Konoha.

He was not going to cry over a book. Not in public where everyone could see him, at least. 

“Oh, Kakashi,” Gai’s arm dropped off of his shoulder suddenly, and in the blink of an eye his Rival is standing directly in front of him with the softest expression he has ever seen. Kind, black eyes staring into Kakashi’s one visible eye with such love that he was pretty sure he would melt. “You didn’t think I’d let them forget about the Rabbit on the moon, did you?”

At times like this Kakashi appreciated his mask more than ever. Without it the brilliant hue of red he could feel crawling up into his cheeks would be visible for all to see causing everyone in the village to gossip about how easily Maito Gai could make ‘stone cold Kakashi’ blush.

Most of the time he didn’t care too much about the villagers gossip, but if his students caught wind of this he would never hear the end of it.

Somehow three sixteen year olds were far more capable of making his life difficult than an entire village of experienced gossipers. Especially when one took Sakura into consideration.

She could easily make his life more difficult than it already was if she knew that out of everyone in Konoha, it was Maito Gai who held his heart. 

Clearing his throat he quickly shoved all those those thoughts to the back of his mind. “So,” he returned his full attention to Gai. “What do I owe you?”

Gai stared at him with a blank expression for just a moment before breaking out into a smile. “You know me too well, Rival,” shoving the book toward Kakashi he waited for him to finally give in and take hold of it before releasing his hold throwing a ‘thumbs up’ out in front of him. “One challenge should be sufficient payment.”

An expected response.

“One challenge,” Kakashi agreed with a sharp nodd of his head, his eyes fixing themselves on the book now sitting in his hands. Following the soft gold writing on the cover he couldn’t help but smile. “And dinner.”

Gai was in the middle of turning around, no doubt having already decided on what their challenge would be, when Kakashi added his second offer. Rather than stopping in the midst of his turn, Gai continued with ease and stopped at a three hundred and sixty degree turn, returning to the exact same position he’d been in before Kakashi opened his mouth.

“What did you say?” his eyes narrowed and his lips pressed together into a thin line. 

“I said one challenge,” stepping forward, Kakashi lifted his book and gently bonked it against Gai’s forehead. “And Dinner. My treat.”

“Dinner as in-”

“No eating contest,” once again he bonked his friend’s forehead, this time earning himself a slap to the wrist for the insult. “We’ll do a competition first and then we’ll go out to dinner,” pulling his book back he took one more look at it and smiled even widder. “And then maybe, if you’re nice, we can go back to my house and-”

A hand came down hard against his mouth. “Kakashi!” Gai hissed, his eyes darting around the area. Thankfully everyone around them had lost interest in what they were doing a while, but that knowledge didn’t seem to stop Gai from examining the area once more before focusing on Kakashi. “You can’t say things like that in public.”

It didn’t take a genius to figure out what Gai was hinting at. 

What was meant to be a sweet gesture had been misunderstood as something vulgar. An unsurprising turn of events considering the things the two of them could get up to when they were in the privacy of their homes.

Grabbing hold of Gai’s wrist with his free hand, Kakashi gently pulled his hand away from his mouth. “Let me finish,” he insisted, scolding Gai with a stern look when he opened his mouth to protest once again. “I was going to say ‘I can read the story of Orihime and Hikoboshi’ but if all you have on your mind is undressing me we could do that too.”

There was no scenario where Kakashi would turn down an opportunity to drag his eternal rival into bed. 

“N- no! That- i mean-” cutting himself off, Gai took a step back and closed his eyes. As Kakashi watched him he drew in a deep breath, held it for exactly five seconds, and then released. Once that was done he opened his eyes and flashed one of those bright toothy grins that was sure to blind a person if the sun hit it just right. 

“Don’t worry,” taking a step forward, Kakashi reach up and gripped the top of his mask. In one fluid motion he yanked the mask down and closed the distance between them. His lips pressed against Gai’s cheek for a quick second before he stepped back and returned the mask to its rightful place. “I can always read to you after we’re done.”

If Kakashi squinted he could almost steam rising off of Gai’s head. The embarrassment he’d felt earlier from Gai’s overwhelming thoughtfulness had been returned ten fold, though Kakashi was no where near as touching in his affections. Not in public, at least. Gai would have to wait until they were somewhere private to see that side of Kakashi. 

“So,” taking a step past Gai he refrained from chuckling when he heard his rival scrambling to turn around. “You have one challenge. What do you choose?”

Feeling Gai’s shoulder bumping against his he glanced to his side and smiled when he saw his friend walking at his side with a proud air hanging around him. “One challenge,” he mused, making a show of turning his eyes up to the sky and thinking over his options. “How about a spar?”

“It has been a while since we had a proper spar,” Kakashi agreed. “Taijutsu only?”

“That seems a little unfair,” Gai snickered, earning himself a sharp jab in the side from Kakashi’s elbow. “Owww! Rival!”

“No need to be rude about it,” he grumbled, though he knew he had very little ground to stand on when it came to scolding Gai for his arrogance. Both of them had an arrogant streak that could come out at any time, and it usually shawn brightest in their competitions. “But fine, all fighting styles allowed.”

“And no cheating!”

Kakashi rolled his eyes. “Says the guy who knocked a plate off of the table during our last eatting competition,” he fired back. “Besides, there’s no such thing as cheating in a fight.”

“Kakashi…”

“I’m being serious,” he insisted, unable to stop himself from laughing when Gai smacked him across the back of his shoulder. “We’re shinobi, Gai. Shinobi fight to survive, and sometimes that means playing a little dirty.”

“Playing dirty and trying to blind me are two different things,” Gai insisted. “And if you’re going to use the hounds at least tell them not to bite too hard. It’s embarrassing explaining all those bite marks to the doctor’s when I go to get them healed.”

Stopping in his tracks, Kakashi turned to face his rival. “Really?” he asked. “Their bite marks are embarrassing?”

“Well, ya,” Gai huffed. “I don’t like having to explain that my eternal rival used his hounds to prevent me from attacking.”

“Their bite marks are embarrassing?” Kakashi repeated, leaning in a bit closer and staring straight into Gai’s eyes. “No other bite marks?”

As soon as the words left his mouth Gai began to sweat. His eyes darted around the area, searching for an escape. “I- well,”

“Ah, well,” leaning back, Kakashi sighed. “I’ll just not summon them this round.”

“R-really?”

“Of course not,” he confirmed, a smile creeping onto his face and reaching up into his eyes. “I’ll leave enough bite marks for them to take care of. Those arn’t nearly as embarrassing at the hounds bite marks, right?”

For a second time in just a few minutes Kakashi could swear he could spot some steam rising from Gai’s head, and with a satisfied hum he turned back down the path and continued walking as if nothing had happened.

“K-Kakashi?” Gai’s voice cracked when he called after him. “Kakashi!”

Ignoring his rival’s calls, Kakashi lifted the hand holding his new book and admired the cover. It was a beautiful piece of work. One worthy of all of the praise he could muster. 

It seemed only fair that he provide that praise to Gai, who was the only reason he had a copy of the book, or that his favorite fable had been included in it. If that praise happened to leave Gai with a few questionable marks afterward, so be it.

Perhaps one day Kakashi would try to learn some medical Ninjitsu so he could care for those wounds himself.

Until then, however, Gai would simply have to deal with the embarrassing reality of dating a man who loved to leave love bites all over his partners gorgeous body.

#Kakagai #Folktales and Fables Week #You know i gatta use this week as an excuse to write cute fic XD #It's a neccessity #Also Gai is a great boyfriend #and Kakashi is a BRAT

[delirious-donna]

Sorry to interrupt....

I can't get this out of my head!

Imagine room mate kakashi fucking someone in his room, door slightly a jar. Y/n is walking past, your eyes kinda take a peek on their own and you make eye contact with him. Lust blown eyes, clearly undressing you with them. Your wearing cutesie PJs, your a little turned on by the sight of him so you start to play with him a little, hand slowly moving down your body across your chest to lower over your stomach and into your panties. His eyes following your every move, he's getting way to into it, seeing you standing there playing with yourself while watching him fuck. He's always had a thing for you, you've had this tension for awhile and this was like the tip of the iceberg. He comes when he sees your mouth silently moaning his name. It's a bit to quick for his date so their pissed but you leave with a little smirk on your face, pleased with yourself.

Sorry! But hopefully now it will leave my head and I can sleep. 🥵 Btw you could definitely write this scene better then me 😂

The Open Door [Kakashi Hatake]

an: oh anon, you little tease. This lived in my head for days and I finally had to get it down on paper - so to speak! I hope you enjoy what I did with your thirsty little idea, it was stunning so thank you for gracing me with it! ^^ <3 p.s. I am always open to receiving thirsts, Kakashi related or for anyone really. I am multi-fandom after all! ^^

pairing: Kakashi Hatake x female reader

warnings: voyeurism, Kakashi dicking down some dumbass date, female masturbation, teasing, roommate dynamic

Masterlist

The tell-tale sound of creaking was loud enough to cascade over the music in your earphones. It started slow, barely noticeable until it wasn’t.

You knew that it was your roommate Kakashi, well aware that he had brought home his latest conquest and was clearly dicking her down right next to where your head rested.

Pulling a bud from your ear, the shrill squeal of a sugary sweet voice made you wince. Your eyes rolled at the thought of another airhead sharing the bed of one of the most handsome guys you had met – it wasn’t fair.

You’d had your chance.

Decided against pursuing his advances in fear of ruining the good thing you guys had going as friends and roommates. Seriously, where else were you gonna find a guy that was actually tidy and a good cook? Someone that let you vent your frustrations after an exhausting day and would willingly rub your feet while you watched shitty movies, joking over the bad acting.

It didn’t mean you guys didn’t still flirt, it was almost a daily routine at this point. You’d be lying if you said that every time he teasingly called you ‘honey’ when you walked through the front door, that it didn’t make your heart flip just a little.

It wasn’t like you hadn’t caught the blush to creep up the sides of his neck, staining the tips of his ears every time you brushed a fraction too close to his body. Like you couldn’t go round the long way, you simply had to squeeze past him on the way to the bathroom. You knew what you were doing, and it was getting dangerous.

Fuck it.

You were bored enough to dare walking past his room, thinking it would likely be sealed shut but on the off chance that he had left it open. Kept it ajar as if baiting you to do something about it. Toying with you, it was a Kakashi speciality after all.

Well, you were gonna do it. Call his bluff and enjoy the sight of his startled eyes.

Lavender pyjama shorts and a matching camisole top adorned your body, you deliberated on changing into something not quite so cutesy but decided against it. You were not dressing for the silver-haired fucker, handsome though he might be, you were not dolling yourself up for him.

The uncanny sound of sex grew louder as you tiptoed into the hallway and your nerves nearly crashed as you spied the wide shaft of light that illuminated from his bedroom. The door was indeed open, wide enough for someone to stand and observe.

It was worth the nervous roil of your stomach.

You were captivated by the sight of Kakashi on his knees, entirely naked and glistening in a thin sheen of sweat as he fucked into the girl bent before him. Her face was smushed into a pillow, hiding you from her sight and it was a good thing too cause this was too hot a scene to witness without being affected.

His soft silver hair appeared damp around the edges from his exertion, strands falling into his eyes. Eyes which snapped up to you – the pupils lust blown and utterly raw as he raked you with a look that spoke of absolute carnal desire.

Without breaking your eye contact he lifted the dress of the girl beneath him and draped it over her head. You couldn’t help but smile coyly as he practically undressed you with his gaze alone, you could feel the heat from his stare as it licked at your flesh – biting in all the right places to make your thighs squeeze shut.

His hips never faltered, delivering thrust after thrust to the dramatically moaning girl. It was like she was trying to sound like a porn star and it was not attractive, she sounded too nasal and whiny but you could hardly blame her as the godlike male railed into her pussy.

Lucky bitch...

You were too enamoured with him to care too much. Hypnotised by his defined torso, the bunching of muscles and the contraction of his abs. Had it been an accident or not – you weren’t sure – but the brush of your fingers against the cotton hem of your shorts made your knees tremble.

Kakashi’s eyes expanded as he watched your movement, tucking his bottom lip under his teeth as if the sight of you being turned on by him fucking was even better than the body currently at his mercy.

A low pant left his lips as your hand disappeared into the waistband of your shorts, the thin material showing exactly where the hand landed. The roll of your knuckles perfectly outlined as you dragged a finger along your cunt, gathering the slick that had gushed out to meet it.

He really was a masterpiece and you wanted him.

The time for staking your claim was now and you made sure to rub at your taut nipples through your camisole, making his gaze jerk upwards in an instant. Heat coursed your cheeks as you lost yourself in pleasuring your aching cunt, wishing it was his hand exploring your puffy lips and trembling little clit.

It seemed he had similar wishes as his head tipped back ever so slightly, enough to highlight his arousal but keeping you in his sights at all times. The cogs in his head were easy to determine, the grip of fingers tightened into the flesh beneath him and the falter of his hips told you he was achingly close and it had little to do with his 'date'.

You had brought him to the point of no return in an alarmingly short time, and you too had found the tightening coil of lust in record time. Slick dripped from your fingers to coat your thighs as your lips parted and a soundless ‘Kashi’ spilled out.

Kakashi groaned, the sound almost like a roar as his eyes rolled to the back of his skull and you knew he had cum. His toned chest heaved with each breath, spasms wracking his body as you enjoyed the sight of him losing it over you – not this floozy of girl.

Speaking of, his date squawked at how quickly things had ended.

Trying to untangle herself from the fabric of her dress and throwing rather rude remarks at your roommate – soon to be your man – you didn't care how cocky that sounded in your mind, it was true.

He didn’t seem to mind the barrage of insults, a slow smirk spread across his face as he watched you slip back to your room with a smug smile gracing your plump lips.

You left your door open.

The invitation clear for when he finally ditched the still shrieking girl.

You didn’t have long to wait until a door slammed and a large hand curled around your doorframe.

#delirious writes #kakashi smut #kakashi #kakashi x reader #kakashi x you #kakashi hatake

[laniuchiha7]

Accepted by the Family

Sasuke and Sakura have been dancing around their feelings for years. Both too afraid to mess up their team dynamic and ruin the friendship they share. However, now that everyone seems to be pursuing their own paths, Sakura is working on opening the first children’s therapy clinic, Sasuke is has started working for the police force, and Naruto is working under Kakashi to become the next Hokage; Sasuke things it’s time to finally ask her out. 

However he’s not sure how his family will react. Uchiha’s hardly dated outsiders, wanting to keep the Sharingan within the clan. But the Hyuga, which were more strict than the Uchiha, allowed Hinata to marry Naruto, so Sasuke hoped it was a sign of times changing.

Plus his family, especially his mother, loved Sakura so they should have no issue accepting her…right?

Itachi was off on a mission, so this morning only Sasuke and his parents were having breakfast together.

“You better keep in touch with Naruto and Sakura-chan!” his mother tells him. “You three have been working together for six years.”

“I don’t think Naruto would let me forget about him even if I tried,” Sasuke grumbles as he eats. “It’s only been a day and he already wants us to have weekly meetups at Ichiraku. And besides I —” he pauses, ears turning red as he feels his face grow warm. 

“You?” His mother presses him to continue. Even his father is looking at him now.

“…Am going to ask Sakura out, after her shift at the hospital,” he quietly confessed.

Mikoto clasps her hand together in excitement. “That’s wonderful news!” She smiles widely. “I’ve been waiting for one of you to take the first step. Isn’t this great, dear?” She turns to her husband.

“Hn,” Fugaku grunts and returns to his morning paper. A beat of silence passes, before he goes on. “She’s a great girl. Be sure you make her happy.”

#sasusaku #sssnippetaday #sakura haruno #sasuke uchiha #uchiha family #mikoto uchiha #fugaku uchiha #non massacre au #blank period

[kankuroplease]

Sakura tattoo shop au headcanons?

Piercer by day, model/influencer/student by night

Contemplating becoming an EMT because of Rin’s influence or joining Tsunade in the backroom medical services (it’s a little unethical, but her clients need help too). Both require her to finish schooling, which she’s working on

Does whatever she wants and is generally an open minded person

Can afford her own place but a free room with her two friends, Naruto and Sasuke, is too good to pass up on.

Any creep trying to mess with her will have to deal with them and the view is amazing in Sasuke’s penthouse. It’s just one bonus after the other

Biggest downside is they do judge the guys she sees (not so much the girls. She has fine taste in women)

Will take her phone to look at their profiles and swipe left for her 9/10 times AND she’s fairly certain Sasuke has tailed a few of them.

Dated Sasuke for a period of time and ended things on good terms. She’s still worried about him and his other “job” and tries to make him feel as normal as possible when he’s actually home by asking how his day was, challenging him to some video games, etc..

Put a bird feeder on their balcony after she noticed Sasuke bird watching and is delighted that he seems to enjoy it. Not so much that it’s brought in massive crows that take over the whole space, but he likes them so that’s fine. A little eerie, but fine.

House alarm. Naruto can and will sleep in/over snooze his alarm, so she makes sure to wake him up. She’s not opening alone.

Listening ear. Sasuke, you beat the shit out of someone again? Have you tried talking to them.. oh, negotiations are not your thing. How about he come meditate with her for awhile 😬 Naruto handing out the boyfriend experience yet again? It’s just sex. You like Shikamaru and need to stop sowing wild oats before he takes you off his roster, Naruto 😭

Buys condoms for the house and leaves them by the door. It may seem weird to others, but she just doesn’t want anyone catching anything and they can’t miss them there. Go nuts, but use protection.

No one ever knows how she’ll show up to work in terms of her hair because she gets new extensions and/or wigs from photoshoots.

Has pierced Naruto and Sai’s penises and doesn’t get why the other guys cringe at the thought. They like it, their partners like them, what’s the big deal?

Also pierced Nart’s younger sister’s nipples, Yamato and Sai’s tongue because they lost a shop bet, redid Kakashi’s healed-over self done ear piercing, gave Naruto a smiley to compliment his grin, and gave Ino a Christina. Basically if she knows them it’s a 50/50 chance she has either; offered a piercing she thought would look nice or has seen them naked.

Takes her job very seriously and wants everyone to feel comfortable with her and to learn how to properly take care of their piercings and tattoos before they leave the shop. It’s a must

Flirts with Shisui because he flirts with her. Everyone thinks they’re being serious, but really, it’s just them having fun.

Has asked Shisui to look out for Sasuke. She knows he’s got a good heart and will do what he can for him.

Aces pop medical trivia from Sai who only started reading the textbooks because Sakura brought hers with her to work

Gives Sai pop dating trivia too because he’s not going to ruin his relationship with her bestie, Ino. She’s invested 😭

Because she spends a lot of time at the front desk, she sees all the street happenings and will call everyone to the window if something good is happening (hey, look! Yamato is with that hot biker guy again!) or pull out her bat and go if something bad is happening.

Is currently in the early stages of talking to Gaara. She met him at an expo and they hit it off well. Naruto thinks it’s awesome because he loves Gaara and his tattoo work. Sasuke is more perplexed than anything, but that’s on Sakura.

She loves teasing him a little because he blushes so easily and it’s fun/refreshing. She’s pretty sure Gaara wants to be official, but he’s going to have to ask her first 😌

If she’s not hanging with the boys, she out with the girls, especially Ino. They often go shopping together or nail dates where they fill each other in on the latest gossip

They also go to the gym and go out a lot as they both enjoy having a good time socializing and dancing. If it’s just a casual hangout, they’ll go to Ino’s place and munch on snacks while binge watching shows.

Basically, when Ino’s in town, it’s going down.

Her other girl friend is Hinata, who she met thanks to Sasuke. Their friend dates are a bit more luxurious? She can’t just go anywhere she could be easily recognized thanks to her family business, so it’s always some place upscale and owned by the Hyuga or Uchiha

Honestly she feels like a princess when they hangout because of how much spoiling she receives from Hinata. She wants to bring Ino on the yacht? No problem. She doesn’t have anything to wear to the event? Hinata will call her stylist Natsu and will have no less than 5 outfits to choose from by the day of the event.

She does refuse some gifts from Hinata as there is no way she can own them without some serious questions being asked. It breaks her heart a little because she knows gift giving is Hinata’s love language, but she can’t just take a super exclusive bag or expensive piece of jewelry

But she’ll gladly accept one of her hand made knit cardigans or knit hats 😊

Loves babysitting for KakaObiRin. Their house has every, no food is of limits, and their kids are so well behaved (for the most part). Plus they over pay 👀

She will never stop thinking they’re the cutest triad ever. Rin being modest if not downright bashful about their relationship, Kakashi genuinely smiling when he talks about either of them, and Obito being the proudest man alive about having both of them (she also thinks he’s silly for worrying about Kakashi’s clients hitting on him, the man is a professional and loves Obito and Rin. There’s no way).

Can’t pass up a claw machine if it has a cute stuffie or trinket. She has dumb luck and uses it willingly when it comes to them. She did get stuck in one as a child once, but that’s neither here nor there

Took up Muay Thai classes throughout her childhood and takes annual self defense classes, so she’s not too worried about going out alone

Is down to try almost any silly game Naruto comes up with. Like trying to catch popcorn in her mouth from across the room or seeing who can slide the furthest

Gave herself a really terrible strawberry tattoo on the bottom of her foot out of boredom on day

Practices makeup looks she’ll never wear outside the house JUST because

Nosy, what about it? Give her the info, she’s very interested.

Donates blood when she can and encourages the others to do the same

Hates dealing with hangovers (who doesn’t lol) and will try her hardest to avoid them, so she only drinks a little.

Actually terrible at managing her social media, it’s such a hassle and she lives for the here and now more so than putting on a show for others/being trapped in a phone.

Uses her middle finger freely if someone deserves it

To answer this, she wears whatever she wants to (including raiding Naruto and Sasuke’s closets) and she’s gifted clothes to promote, so her style is a bit chaotic/all over the place. she mainly wears Streetwear/Techwear outside of work.

#sakura haruno #tattoo shop au #tsau: haruno sakura #kpz tsau ℹ️

[sirdiabolical]

Okay, we've seen Kakashi in BNHA universe fics. I love them, I regularly check for more. I won't be writing one just yet.

However

If I did write Kakashi in BNHA, I'd write reincarnation, as himself. He doesn't become a hero nor a villain. He lives life indulgently.

He almost becomes a NEET. He's got his dating sims, his little apartment, and a part time job. After years of duty, he takes this life as a free pass.

Until he accidentally winds up in an underground villain scheme through no fault of his own. Straight away he recognises this as something he has no interest in being a part of, but he keeps getting drawn back in.

In the end, he accidentally makes a name for himself running circles around villains and ruining their plans. And he wants nothing to do with his new found reputation.

Just let him play his VNs in peace!

#fanfiction #naruto #kakashi hatake #bnha #naruto fanfiction #bnha fanfiction

[honkloser]

Oc trivia dump

for fun, I guess lol

Miyu and Kiba have a total of 7 dogs in their house. 3 are ninja dogs and the other 4 are former strays Kiba brought home. Aside from Akamaru (Kiba’s companion), there’s Mari (Biewer Terrier), and Yuko (Shiba/American Eskimo mix), who are Minoru’s companions. (Haven’t names the other dogs or picked breeds yet lol) Miyu put her foot down after #4 stray (a puppy) was brought home.

Itsuki low-key wishes Miyu had more kids other than Minoru, but has never told anyone about it. While the Uchiha kids are more than enough for him, he always imagined having a bunch more grandkids.

Hina had 2 kids, but they passed during the 3rd war, which was long before Miyu was born. Two sons named Kazami and Hayami, who were in their early 20s when dying. Her husband, Mizuo, died not long after due to stress. While their existence isn’t a taboo topic, Miyu doesn’t know they existed due to Hina still being in mourning when Miyu was born.

Rui tends to intentionally cause trouble in front of Tsunade to catch her attention. But this lessened after her retirement of being Hokage. The two still have a strained relationship.

Rui gets rather irritated by the elder council due to them constantly urging him to continue the founding Senju line (since Tsunade is too old). While he doesn’t identify with any particular sexuality, he’s only been with 2 people. A long time partner, Zen, and a girl he spent the night with once (wore protection). He also isn’t fond of kids, so the idea is very conflicting for him.

Rui’s mouth scar was from a mission gone wrong. Bandits ambushed them while they were escorting a vendor. Haruka ended up seeing red and killing the remaining bandits in his own. He doesn’t remember what happened, and tends to feel uncomfortable thinking or talking about it.

Rui enjoys riling up others to get a reaction.

Rui often reads classified files, despite knowing he shouldn’t. He’s able to get away with some of it due to him being anbu. But he’s gotten lectured various times by Tsunade.

Rui and Zen dated in secret for years, even managing to dupe their close friends into thinking they were just roommates.

Rui and Haruka are both not easily swayed by gossip. Rui finds petty drama boring, and Haruka isn’t particularly fond of hearing negative things about others. Zen, however, enjoys hearing gossip,

Haruka is insecure about his dick size, since he’s had exes dump him over it (it hurt).

Hayato regrets having a second child, a son named Chisuke, who is single-handedly ruining his marriage with Pele by continuously causing him stress and acting like an angel in front of his mom.

Pele is an orphan, so she strongly cherishes her family and extended family. She talks with her mother-in-law regularly.

Masa and Kenichi dated briefly, but mutually broke up after a month.

While Masa is technically a cousin of Kakashi, she often calls him uncle. The two are related via their uncle, Hideyoshi.

Masa used to hate revealing she was a Hatake due to people using her just to see Kakashi.

Due to her more masculine appearance, it’s not uncommon for Masa to be mistaken as a guy. She doesn’t take it maliciously and finds it to be a compliment. Because of this, she’s often confessed to by girls.

#Kenzie’s Nonsense #Naruto OC #ask questions if you wanna know more #Miyu #Itsuki #Hina #Rui #Zen #Haruka #Hayato #Pele #Masa #Kenichi #Hideyoshi #I’ll add more in a reblog some time in the future

[sufferthesea]

Pink Peonies (Kakashi/Reader) Part 2/5

So there are some really awesome people who asked me to finish this story and it ended up being a lot longer than I intended, but a lot shorter than I expected! Hopefully I did it justice and you guys all like it! (It’s only in so many parts so it’s not one giant post, RIP.)  

Also @thefoxthief​ did some really awesome art of my story?! Which is totally mind-boggling to me. I’m still in awe! And thank you to everyone who left such kind comments, all the Kudos on ao3, and the anons who messaged me! I’m glad to get this finished for you guys! (Also, this is maybe my 2nd non-one shot story that I’ve ever completed? So there’s that.) Also tagging @thetoxicstrawberry bc Berry is awesome. 

Let me know if you wanna be tagged in the other parts! 

Read part one here: Tumblr // ao3 

Read part two on ao3

Words: 2.191

Rating: General 

Chapter Summary: Kakashi is a lot more observant than he seems; Sakura and Ino are a lot more determined than they seem; you're a lot more patient than you'd like to be - but, hey, somebody's bound to butt in when you're on a date with the Copy Ninja. Luckily, Kakashi has a plan.

You stood outside of the dango shop, arms crossed, watching the crowd of people pass by lazily in the summer heat. The sun was starting to set, painting the sky in an array of vibrant oranges and deep reds. The sweet smell of rice flour, red bean paste, and green tea surrounded you and your stomach growled loudly. You had half a mind to sneak inside and grab a skewer while you waited. You knew Kakashi had a reputation of being late, but you hadn’t thought he’d be this late, especially since he was the one who set the time! Five more minutes. You’d give him five more minutes …

Your stomach growled even louder this time, drawing the attention of a couple passing by in front of you, and your face burned hot with embarrassment. That was it. You made one last glance around the street before ducking into the shop and sitting at one of the tables. You were going to make yourself comfortable while you waited, since you’d been standing outside for about twenty minutes already. It was a little bit strange to be going on a date with the renowned Leaf Village ninja, but you couldn’t help but feel excited. You’d known the man for about a year and a half now and had apparently impressed him enough - or worn him down enough - that he invited you out for dinner, which surprised you quite a bit. You had only really seen him inside the Hokage office while dropping off reports, or occasionally passed by on the streets. You knew he was the teacher for a genin team, but you had never managed to meet any of his students. But somewhere between handing in reports, accidentally tripping over your own two feet and running headfirst into his back, and once being the judge for a competition between him and Gai, another teacher, he must’ve decided you were worth the time and effort to go on a date. Of course, he never said it was a date, but the fact that he asked you out for dinner to a new restaurant seemed pretty date-ish to you. However, you weren’t going to get your hopes up too much, just in case … Kakashi was hard to read and often his own strangely charming personality came across as flirtatious. But, there was one good thing that could come out of your non-date, whether Kakashi was late or not. You’d finally get to see it - one of the most well-kept secrets in all of Konoha: Hatake Kakashi’s face. Not that was an ulterior motive of yours; it was just a possible perk! “Don’t look now,” came Kakashi’s calm voice behind you, “but we’re being followed.”

Nearly jumping out of your skin, you turned to look over your shoulder. “Huh?” Kakashi sighed heavily. “I said don’t look.” He stood outside of the dango shop, leaning against the wall where you’d been waiting only moments before. “Who’s following us? How - How do they even know about us?” You didn’t mean for it to sound so relationship-y, but Kakashi didn’t seem to notice. “Just a few genin. I have an idea of who it is, and I think I know why they’re following me. You should use a transformation jutsu while you’re in there, and we’ll go separate ways.” “Huh? That doesn’t sound like dinner to me! It sounds like a whole lot of work. Are you just trying to lose me?” “No, of course not. But I didn’t think you’d want our first date to be marred by some curious 12 year-olds.” Your heart involuntarily skipped a beat and your face warmed. Did he just say ‘date’!? “Uh - oh, right, right. Sure thing.” You stood up, trying to think of who to to transform into. You had no idea what Kakashi was planning, but you figured any transformation should do. You settled on one of the civilians you had seen pass by the dango shop earlier while you waited; it was inconspicuous enough, and certainly not a face that would draw a lot of attention. Quickly forming the handsigns, you were engulfed in a cloud of smoke and emerged as a rather plain-looking civilian. Dressed in a pale green yukata and bamboo sandals with your hair hanging down around your ears to frame your face, you stepped outside of the dango shop and looked to Kakashi. “What’s your plan?” you asked, looking the opposite direction so it didn’t appear as if you two were associating. “I don’t know. I figured I’d run ‘em around town a little bit. See if I can wear them out before we go out to dinner.” “Ugh. If I knew this would involve work, I would’ve —” “Would’ve what? Canceled? That’s harsh.” You turned to protest but Kakashi’s one visible eye was closed and you could tell he was teasing you. Huffing, you crossed your arms and surveyed the street. “Actually, I was going to say that I would’ve eaten first. And I was about to when you showed up. Anyway … what do these genin look like?” “About yea tall,” Kakashi said, hovering his hand just above his waist. “It’s two girls - Yamanaka Ino and Haruno Sakura. The latter is my student. The former is her, er - well, her rival, I guess you’d say.” “What are they doing, both stalking us?” “I’m assuming trying to figure out who these are for.” You turned and finally noticed the bouquet of soft pink flowers Kakashi held in his arms. Your stomach flipped and you couldn’t help but smile wide. “Are - Are those for me?” “Huh? Oh - good idea. Here, you take half and I’ll take half.” “What?” Kakashi unwrapped the flowers, handed three of them to you and discarded the brown paper in a nearby bin. “Okay, so here’s what we’re going to do.”

Sakura and Ino hurried down the crowded street, frantically looking into the open doors of every building and scanning the crowds, trying to find Kakashi.

“Is he always this hard to find?” Ino asked as she stopped in the middle of the street, a few beads of sweat already forming along her temple. “At this rate, we’ll never figure out who those flowers are for! Ugh. Just great.” She turned on Sakura and jabbed her index finger at her. “He’s your teacher - so where would he go?” “Don’t you get it?” Sakura barked, wiping her forehead with the back of her hand. “I already told you that Sasuke, Naruto and I have tried to tail him before. It’s really hard! But we’ve just got to try harder. Can’t you use your mind transfer jutsu or something to find him?” “You obviously don’t understand how that jutsu works. Of course you don’t - you’re not skilled enough to use it! I have to have a clear target and they can’t be moving. So - no, I can’t use it.” “Well what good is it then?” “Hey, don’t insult my jutsu! What can you do? Last I checked, you were pretty awful at any ninjutsu and you’re too weak for taijutsu!” Sakura balled her hands into tight fists and her face turned bright red with rage. “You have no right to say that! I’ve come so far from where I used to be! And I’m getting stronger every day! I actually train, you know! And I have great teammates to train with! All you’ve got is a shirker and someone who spends his whole day eating!” “You can’t talk bad about my teammates like that! Only I can! Shikamaru and Choji are awesome - you only think you’re so good because you’ve got Sasuke on your team - which was only because they try to even out the skills on the team. You got paired with such a great guy because you have Naruto, the knuckleheaded ninja!” “If I can’t talk bad about your teammates then you can’t talk bad about mine!” “Hey - what are you two fighting about now?” Sakura and Ino whipped around to see Kiba strolling down the street, Akamaru plopped on top of his head. He picked up a piece of takoyaki from the paper bowl he held and raised it above his head. Akamaru grabbed it and eagerly chewed on it, spraying bits of dough and slobber across Kiba’s hoodie, and barked in appreciation. “Is it about Sasuke?” Kiba asked, his face contorting from concern to resignation. “Figures. You two only fight about Sasuke. What’s so great about him?” “Actually, we were —” Sakura stopped herself when she realized she couldn’t just go around telling everybody about her and Ino’s mission. She threw a glance to the blonde next to her, gave a subtle nod, and said, “We weren’t fighting. We were … debating! About where to eat. We heard there’s a new restaurant in town and we wanted to check it out.” “But we couldn’t remember where it was,” Ino added. Kiba turned slowly to stare at the large banners lining the street, decorated with vibrant kanji that said, GRAND OPENING! Botan Restaurant - THIS WAY! A fat arrow pointed in the way of the restaurant. “Can’t find it, huh?” he asked, shifting his gaze back to the girls. They both laughed nervously and threw their hands to their faces. “Oh - well, would you look at that?” Sakura said quickly, “It was right there in front of us! Jeez, no wonder Kakashi-sensei tells us we need to work on our observation skills! Aha ha ha ha!” “Yeah, if it was an enemy it would’ve struck us!” Ino forced a giggle, although she was mentally screaming. Now she looked like a fool with absolute zero ninja skills. “Thanks, Kiba!” “Uh huh … Come on, Akamaru. Let’s go get some dumplings before they close.” The young ninja started off down the street, easily merging with another group of villagers. “Great, now what do we do?” Ino huffed, turning to look at Sakura. “If we got the attention of Kiba, then we’ve probably scared off Kakashi-sensei, right? He’s probably not even on this street anymore.” “You’re right,” Sakura sighed, looking forlornly at the villagers. “We’ll never find him like this. Wait!” She grabbed Ino by the shoulders and shook her. “I know what we can do! We can get Akamaru to sniff out Kakashi-sensei! We’ll be sure to find him that way!” “Okay, but why would Kiba just let us use Akamaru? He’ll want to know what we’re doing.” “Just tell him we’re looking for something you lost - like a ring or something!” “Okay, but Akamaru will have to know he’s sniffing out your teacher!” Ino growled, prying Sakura’s hands off of her. “Either we let Kiba know or we don’t do it at all. He won’t part with Akamaru - and that dumb dog won’t listen to us.” “Okay … We’ll just make sure Kiba doesn’t tell anyone. Or!” Sakura’s eyes widened and a large grin spread across her ruddy face. “We’ll have Akamaru sniff out the peonies! He can do that, right?” “Why would I know?” Ino looked back through the crowds to see Akamaru bouncing above the sea of heads. “I guess that could work. But why would he want to track peonies —” “I don’t care! Make up something! Say somebody stole them without paying! Come on, we gotta catch ‘em before we lose them too!” Sakura grabbed Ino by the elbow and ran down the street after the boy and his dog.

You were pretty sure Kakashi had just ditched you. That, or this was an elaborate roleplay to see if you were worthy of the date in the first place. He’d just assigned you the task of getting rid of the genin that were following you. Or rather, following him. As far as you were concerned, the two girls didn’t know about you - and they certainly didn’t know you were on a date.

It’s okay, you thought to yourself as you walked down the street, three peonies in your trembling hands. I can call it that. HE called it that. A date. Except … we’re not on the date now. Whatever. It doesn’t matter. I’m going to lose these girls and then I’m going to get dinner with Kakashi! You and Kakashi had parted ways a few streets back, and you had yet to see these two supposed stalkers. Kakashi couldn’t even point them out to you. “Well, they’re not here,” he had mused, still lounging against the dango shop wall. “But they’re trying to find me. I could easily give them the slip, but where’s the fun in that? Besides, it’ll help them to develop some necessary shinobi skills. Plus, I can work up an appetite.” “I already have,” you had muttered, but didn’t receive a response. At least he had given you a brief description of both girls and you figured they’d be pretty easy to spot - especially since Kakashi said they often couldn’t go more than fifteen minutes without breaking out into an argument. It seemed like you’d be able to see (that was, hear) them coming from a mile away. “Now,” you said, taking one of the peonies and twirling it between your fingers. “I just gotta get rid of these. So much for flowers on our first date. Oh well.”

#kakashi hatake #kakashi/reader #kakashi fic #kakashi fanfic #kakashi fanfiction #kakashi hatake fanfiction #kakashi hatake fanfic #naruto #naruto fanfic #naruto fanfiction #sakura haruno #ino yamanaka #kiba inuzuka #akamaru #reader fic #oc fic #reader insert #kakashi ruins his own dates #he is self-sabotaging but he pretends it's that he's just clueless #mine 44 #akimi.writes #pink peonies #pp part 2 #pink peonies part 2 #im gonna cry if no one likes this lolol #here goes nothing

[moonlightdreamzz]

First Date with Kakashi Hatake.

→ request: “Can you pls pls pls do some first date headcannons with how the first date with Kakashi, Shikamaru, and Gaara would be? fem!reader? Like how they feel and what they would plan?”

→ authors note: i started with kakashi and it ended up getting so long I decided to just do all of them separately!! muah! 🥰

First and foremost, let’s discuss how long it took him to even ask you out.

He had liked you — damn near loved you — for so long now, but he also felt like you were way out of his league.

I mean, you were the full package. Calculated, out of this world gorgeous, and so sweet. You also had the prettiest laugh. Your heart was so pure that he was 100% convinced that you could cure any disease and provide world peace with it if need be.

Everything about you was what he was missing, but he was also content with just being your friend — your comrade. He was kind of broken, and you didn’t deserve that. Even with all the admirers he had, he never got the hype.

It took damn near the whole village reassuring him that he was Kakashi Hatake, the hottest ninja ever, before he found the courage to finally say nine simple words to you — “Would like to go out on a date sometime?”

He didn’t want to plan too much, as he was already so nervous. Too much on the itinerary would cause his brain to overload, which meant he would likely say something stupid to you, and then you would run away and never talk to him again. He couldn’t have that.

So, he decided on Ichiraku. Good food, good vibes, and a chance to show you he wasn’t as boring as everyone tried to make him seem. He can be fun! He’s worthy of this opportunity!

Unfortunately, he spent so much time rehearsing his lines and making sure he smelt good in all the right places, that he didn’t realize that he should’ve left fifteen minutes ago.

He liked you so much, to the point where he would legitimately think about you all day. How could he mess this up before it even started? Now, he wouldn’t even have time to pick you up some flowers. He had planned everything so well, but of course he ruined it.

“I’m so sorry.” He says with sorrow written all over his face when he finally arrives. You can see the pure guilt even with his signature mask covering his face. “Today was hectic and—

“And you got lost on the path of life.” You sigh, playfully rolling your eyes before taking his hand and leading him to take a seat in the restaurant.

He chuckles, but he still feels extremely guilty. She probably thinks I’m not serious. He repeats to himself over and over again.

It’s almost as if you can read his mind—he wouldn’t be surprised if that was another talent of yours. “It’s okay, Kashi.” You speak softly, “You know that I know you, don’t you? I just got here myself.” You laugh. That beautiful laugh of yours that made butterflies grow inside of his tummy every time.

After this, he calms down a bit. For the rest of the night he works his magic on you, and he realizes the two of you have so much in common. Favorite foods, preferred training methods, love for dogs, and his favorite…an admiration of Icha Icha.

He has decided the two of you will be married after this realization, no joke.

The two of you stay at the small food spot until they have to verbally beg you to leave, and even then, you still have a few more laughs and subtle touches before deciding to let the old man close.

“I really really enjoyed tonight, Kakashi Sensei.” You mock his subordinates in an innocent voice.

He can’t help but feel every nerve in his body get weak at your little pet name for him. He was so dirty minded. He really needed to lay off the books. All he could do on the outside is chuckle nervously as his cheeks became a tinted pink.

He begins to lose himself in his thoughts again when he feels your hand grab his own. He swore he was about to melt.

This feeling; your hand in his as the two of you stroll around the leaf village — it felt so perfect. He wanted this, you, so badly. Maybe even for the rest of his life.

When the two of you finally make it to your home, and trust that the two of you walked as slow as possible, you stand awkwardly — a clear sign that you didn’t want the night to end yet, but neither of you knew of a way to stay in the others presence.

“Y/N.” Kakashi finally breaks the silence, looking everywhere but in your eyes. “Thank you. I haven’t felt so free and happy in…a really long time.”

“Me neither.” You smile, your cheeks burning from the intensity of it all. Was this really happening? Kakashi Hatake, the man who made you weak in the knees every time he was near you, standing on your porch and holding your hand after your first date? Are you dreaming?

You were doing a fine job pretending you weren’t out of your mind nervous, but you could barely breathe.

You can’t help it, and neither can he. The both of you scoot closer together before he can feel your cool breath hitting his own. It’s like he no longer has control over his body when he pulls his mask down and allows lips connect to yours while his admiration for you explodes throughout his body.

His arms wrap themselves around your waist, and your arms find themselves around his neck, the both of you pulling each other in as close as possible. Fireworks are setting off inside of both of you as your lips mold together, and you’re pulling him towards your door as his tounge slips into your mouth when he stops.

“Are you okay?” You question immediately. Your insecurities begin to take over, leaving you to wonder if you were a bad kisser, or maybe he realized that he didn’t have this much fun with you.

“I’m…I’m perfect.” He responds, pressing a gentle kiss on your lips once more. “It’s just…I really like you, Y/N. And I want to follow you inside and show you just how much, but that wouldn’t be special. And special is what you deserve because you’re beyond that description to me.”

He begins to back away, an innocent smile on his face as he pulls his mask back up. “I will prove myself worthy of you, Y/N L/N.” He proclaims, winking at you. “I have to go on a short mission tomorrow, but when I get back, can I see you again?”

“You can see me whenever you want, Kakashi Hatake.” You whisper as your eyes well up with baby tears. You had never been spoken to in such a poetic way. You could feel his genuine care for you. “Just promise me you mean what you say…you know about how much you like me? Because I like you too. I always have.”

“I promise, beautiful. See you soon.” Are his final words before he disappears, and you sit and stare at where he just stood hoping and wishing he would reappear.

When Kakashi gets home, he can’t sleep. He can’t even pick up an Icha Icha book to reread for the fiftieth time. All he can think about is how he can’t wait to see you again. Being with you feels so warm, like a blanket that just dried on the hottest day in the village. He too, played it cool infront of you like the skilled shinobi he is, but he couldn’t help but let out a little squeal when he replayed the night over in his head.

Maybe…just maybe he deserved something good. Maybe this time, it would work out.

#kakashi imagines #kakashi x you #kakashi fluff #kakashi #kakashi x reader #kakashi headcannons #naruto headcannons #naruto #naruto fluff #naruto x black reader #naruto imagines

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Team Seven tried to set Kakashi up with his best friend Gai

Sakura brings Kakashi flowers while he’s in the Hokage’s office doing paperwork and tells him that Gai-sensei sent them to him to ‘brighten his day’

Naruto spends the day hanging with Gai and keeping his entertained, and when Gai asks him if he has nothing else to do he just smiles and says ‘Kakashi-sensei asked me to make sure you have an awesome day, so that’s what i’m doing’

Sakura delivers lunch from the sushi spot her sensei loves to frequent and just so happens to drop it off while Gai is visiting him in the office. She also just so happens to have ordered extra food so both of them have something to eat. She then stands outside for the next hour making sure no one can interupt (except Shizune. Shizune is allowed to interupt)

Kakashi and Gai go home that night and laugh about all the things Sakura and Naruto are doing to try and set them up. Gai asks if maybe they should tell them that they’re married, to which Troll man Kakashi responds ‘if they don’t figure it out themselves why should we ruin our fun?”

Meanwhile Lee and Tenten are watching all of this hapoen shaking their heads cuz gai told them three years ago him and Kakashi were dating and they’re impressed Kakashi-sensei hasn’t told his own students yet. But they’re not going to spill.

This is too funny to watch

#Kakagai #Team Seven are good kids #their sensei just doesn’t tell them SHIT about his personal life

[welkinsky]

Congrats to 100 follower ✨💖 you really deserve it. You constantly put quality content out there 🥺

As for your celebration, what about the alphabet for Kakashi? 🥰

Kakashi X Reader | A-Z Headcanon

Masterlist

A-Z Headcanon

Warning: 18+ Content

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Once you two are done and tired, he's gonna take a moment and then turn over to you to smile and adore how flushed you look. He usually kisses your forehead and then pulls you into his chest. Once you two are all calmed down. "You want to hop in the shower baby?" Still running his one hand through your hair. If you say you want to rest a bit more, he gets up to get you water and towels, or if you say yes then expect a "Round 2?" joke on your way, which wasn't actually a joke.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of their partner’s)

Your thighs! Doesn't matter if you have thick thighs or not he likes to grab them while you're on top or you two are just chilling and he is running his hand through them and they slip certain places "by accident"

In a non-sexual way, it is your hair, for sure. He likes to bury his face in them because the scent of the fresh shampoo is relaxing to him. If you change your shampoo he'll notice it right away, expect a new bottle of the same shampoo on the shelf next to your new one the next day.

C = Cuddling

Cuddling with this man is a dream! He likes to be all over you with one leg over yours and your face buried in his chest. Even if you are being the small spoon, his one leg will be over you and your head resting on one of his arm and his other arm over your shoulder pulling you closer to his chest.

Whenever you two are on a nap date, his hand is always resting on you. He becomes restless when he can't find you but calms down after finding you on the other side of the bed. Then just keeps his palm on you rather than pulling you in and waking you up.

D = Dirty Secret

This one time, you two had an idea of taking some nudes together just for fun to see whose turns out to be the better one. You both set a rule to get rid of them after the winner was announced, which never happened since you two were so turned on in the process that you two ended up doing it. You forgot it but he still has your photo with him. Shut up, it helps him on long missions.

E = Experience 

He was not a virgin, but he wasn't much experienced either. If you want to know more about this scenario find it here.

In starting he kept things vanilla, he didn't want to freak you out. But you wanted more but that was the case with you too so this one time you stole his Itcha Itcha to read what type of stuff he was into. AND YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT. You had to read it as fast as you can because he'd notice that it was missing.

And when you suggested something, it was a shock to him because he knows exactly how to do it but to ACTUALLY experience it and that too with YOU? The guy was in actual heaven that day.

F = Favourite Position 

It depends, he is a tease so he likes when you do all the work but just wait till he has your image of having one leg over his shoulder while he's pounding into you and you're all flustered, aaaaand the guy is pinning you down and going at it.

Or if he is IN THE MOOD he's gonna start with you on all fours and will end up having you burring your face in the pillow.

G = Goofy

Hehe he is the best type of goofy. He says the jokes with a straight face while everyone is on the floor dying. He only lets out a small laugh when you are laughing your "so-called ugly laugh" in front of others too.

But sometimes he starts laughing even before cracking the joke because it was that funny, "Oh boy, naah it's nothing" he says wiping a tear, off his one eye. You all will beg him but according to him "the moment is gone" lol he IS a tease.

H = Hair 

His hair is sooooo fluffy! And after how little he looks after them? It is almost a joke on you. You take care of your hair a lot but this guy probably washes it with body wash and still has such good quality. He always says that it is a good diet to trick you into healthy eating too. This guy never misses a chance to do that.

I = Intimacy 

Your emotional intimacy is something that is beyond this world. You both never knew that you were capable of feeling emotions so strongly.  You're hurt? He feels this burning feeling in his heart that he can't get rid of. He is having a nightmare? It breaks your heart that you cannot do anything about what he had to go through.

Not for once have you two felt any sort of negative emotions to one another but just love and CARE! You love your people but for the first time, you've felt that "care" not from the words but actions. 

For the first time, you two have felt that you don't have to do everything on your own, you can divide it and let your guard down for a moment because you know that other one will be there if something goes wrong.

J = Jack Off 

He does it normally when he is out on a mission or away from you for a while. One thought of you can turn him on in that case.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Ohohoho where should I even start? He LOVES to handcuff you because that just gives him more power over what he wants you to feel. Which is why he likes blindfold too.

As your relationship grows he likes the risk factor too so he likes to do it in a tricky place. But while making sure that your reputation doesn't get compromised at any cost.

L = Location (Favourite places to do they do)

Umm isn't it obvious? Anywhere? Literally. But he loves to bend you over the kitchen counter and take you then and there as he enters the house and finds you cooking or just having a drink or something.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He will do anything you ask for while doing it to make sure that he will be able to see that face of yours when you have just let go and you're too flustered to even care. It shows him that you are enjoying it.

Or if it is just you pleasing him and you look up to him with "puppy eyes" heh don't blame him for what is about to happen to you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

You risking your reputation for the "risk factor". See, everyone sees you highly in the village and he loves the respect that they give you. He WILL NEVER ruin it just because he is feeling it right now and won't let you do the same too.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

It may not seem like it but he LOVES to give it to you. Actually, if this time it is more of a sensual one then he always starts with eating you only. It is his way of showing that you're his priority.

He has long fingers so umm ya. You're overstimulated most of the time. As much as he loves seeing this, he holds your hand with one while the other one is pumping in and out of you as he plays with your clit with his tongue.

He loves to hold one hand with you even while he is eating you out. Wow.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He starts with "slow as death" ones and then once you're begging to him theeen he goes fast and deep. You ARE lucky to have him honestly :')

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

You don't even have to say anything? You are looking good before you two go out? You'll be doing it before leaving the house.

It's not his fault! You look too good, it's your fault.

And sometimes these quickies turn into something more and you two end up staying home.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Risk who? That's all I'm gonna say.

S = Stamina 

He can go for a lot of rounds. But if he is just back from the mission or has been busy all day and now he is tired. Please don't push him. Not because he is a "poor guy" or something, nooooo, this idiot will get horny and do it anyway. But regret in the morning because he didn't take enough rest.

T = Toy

He bought it only when you two started experimenting so you both have handcuffs (used for you only he doesn't like to be a sub that often), a blindfold, and a vibrator for sure. This fucker likes to edge you a lot.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Heh isn't it clear already? This guy is the definition of being unfair. As you start to get a little annoyed and turn to him and catch him smirking, all that "annoyance" turns into "lust" lol you simp! But can we really blame you?

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

If you are doing it somewhere out? He'll keep shut and even cover your mouth to avoid getting caught. But if he is at home, he will grunt a lot but will let out a loud moan once he reaches his high

W = Wild Card (Just a random headcanon because I cannot think of anything starting with W)

He cooks for you in the morning. That is the only time he can make sure that you have a good healthy meal since he is not there for lunch and you make the dinner.

If he is cooking in the morning then expect your lunch prepared for you too.  *and meal prep for dinner* bro he wants to make sure that you are taking care of yourself because you work too hard okay? Shut up and have your fruits and drink some water as you read this...... Go now, sip some water.

X = X-Ray

He has a lean physique but specifically, his arms are muscular and they are getting buffer after you mention that you like buffed arms. Hehe being slick, okayyyy.

Also, he has long slim fingers, umm good for you.

But you like to draw in his hands too sometimes. Just some little things. He smiles at them as he looks at them later.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He kind of has a strong sex drive. Most of the time if it is because of the fact that he is too excited to try new things on you.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He doesn't sleep until he knows that you are sound asleep. He likes to take in the scent of your hair and just run his fingers through your hair to calm you down a bit. Do it back too, please. He loves it a lot! If you stop and start doing something else, he'll bring back your hand to his hair and make you do it for as long as you don't fall asleep. In any case, he is sleeping once you're asleep.

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Shikamaru is my favorite character but ya’ll are making me change my lane with how many posts I’ve written for Kakashi XD

Thanks For Reading and for the ask!

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[effeminateboyninja]

hi!! can I request shikamaru coming home to find a gn!reader listening to one of his playlists in the shower? fluff or nsfw, whichever is easier!

thank you thank you thank youuuu for this wonderfully self-indulgent request, this is actually my dream, so. anyway, i hope you like it lovely!! 💚

Yes, this one's for you

(Shikamaru x gn!reader) fluff // 1.3k words

🎶 troublesome playlist

What a drag.

Shikamaru sighed to himself and raked his fingers through his charcoal hair, glad to finally be finished with his responsibilities for the time being. The day had been more effort than it was worth, the better part of it spent chasing after Kakashi to get his stamp of approval for a myriad of projects and missions, and Kotetsu and Izumo were no help of course. All he wanted to do was get home and relax to make the most of his free time before he had to go back the next morning.

It's all for a purpose though, he reminded himself, the image of your face flashing across his mind and bringing a small smile to his lips. Coming home to his lover and best friend after such a long day was more than enough reward to put up with the heavy responsibilities he’d so begrudgingly taken on, and if he was going to support you the way he wanted to a few troublesome days at the office were a fair price to pay.

The tiny apartment that you two shared came into view in the distance ahead and picked up the pace of his casual gait unconsciously. It wasn’t anything to write home about, just a drab one bedroom situated above a convenience store. The taps leaked and there was a constant draft but it hardly mattered - it was yours, and it felt like home. You’d picked it out together almost a year ago, eager to finally move out of your parent’s houses and start your independent lives together. Since then the dreary white walls had been covered with polaroids and other mementos that painted the picture of your relationship. Some people might call it shabby, but he thought it was cozy. Finally he reached the door with a relieved sigh, the tension of the day left at the threshold as he practically bounded up the stairs.

As soon as he rounded the corner of the entry way he noticed the faint trickle of running water behind the muffled sound of music and your sweet voice singing along. He recognized the song right away - it was one from the playlist he’d made when you first started dating. Filled with music that the two of you listened to together when he finally realized he was falling for you, confessions littered amongst the lyrics and skillfully hidden between other songs that reminded him of you or your time together. He’d tried many times to pick one to be “your song”, but as important as those songs were to him, not a single one on its own managed to communicate the way you made him feel. You had a few ideas yourself but could never settle on one, indecisive as you were. “A whole playlist is better than a song anyway,” you would say whenever he brought it up. “It just means we love each other twenty times as much.” He’d roll his eyes at that, call you troublesome and change the subject, but the echoes of a smile would tug at the corners of his mouth anyway as he secretly agreed.

Originally he was planning to head to the kitchen for an after-work snack, but the sound of your voice changed his course. So instead he kicked off his sandals where he stood and shrugged off his vest as he roamed through the small space to join you in the shower and relax into your arms under the hot water.

He opened the door to the bathroom gingerly, tiptoeing inside quietly in order not to disturb your impromptu concert for the shampoo bottles. It was rare for him to catch you like this. The only time you ever graced his ears with your singing was in the shower, and too often these days his busy schedule kept him from sharing them with you like he preferred. So rather than disrobe and join you right away he crossed his arms as he leaned against the wall and smiled, cherishing the musical lilt of your words for as long as he could. The song changed and one of his favourites came on. It was the one that was playing the night he’d finally worked up the courage to kiss you for the first time. The two of you were laying in the grass side by side, the sun low in the sky as the song played softly over the blown speakers of his phone. It was something about the lyrics, “I am home wherever you are near,” or the way you put the sunset to shame just sitting there not even trying, or maybe just the way he’d been wanting to for weeks but holding back for fear of ruining your friendship - something about that moment felt right. And so he did it, leaned in before he could overthink it or even make a plan and took your face in his hand as he brought his lips to yours. The memory and the warm feeling that always accompanied it felt brand new despite being just over a year old at this point, reminding him just how much he’d changed in a few short years. Becoming right hand to the Hokage, meeting you - as much as he put on a show of resentment when it came to expending effort, it didn’t actually seem so taxing anymore. He found himself out of his comfort zone more often nowadays, doing things no one would expect of the lazy Nara man.

Like his next action for example, he would’ve shadow stitched anyone who tried to tell him just twelve months before he’d be singing along to a love song in the apartment he shared with his lover. Yet here he was, letting go of what little inhibition he held around you and letting the lyrics of his favourite song fall over his lips without any concern for his natural talent.

"But these things lose all their meaning

And allure

If you're not there to

Witness the grandeur

What could shake my love away?"

On the other side of the shower curtain the gravelly sound of his voice stopped your own singing, and a contented smile spread its way across your face as you picked up where you left off, your voices overlapping in an amateur harmony. The verse finished and you peeked around the curtain to look at the dark-haired man in the ponytail. He was still propped against the wall, his almond eyes soft with admiration and that magnetizing smirk that you loved pulling up the corner of his thin lips.

“Well?,” you questioned playfully, “are you going to join me or not?”

His smile widened as he walked over and captured your lips in a kiss. “Yeah, yeah. Patience,” he joked, earning him an eye roll as he pulled his shirt over his head and stepped out his pants. When he was finished undressing and his toned body was exposed to your wandering eyes he stepped into the tub and settled in under the showerhead beside you. He wrapped his arms around your waist and started a slow sway to the music that was still playing.

“I just wanted to listen to you for a bit,” he explained. “I love hearing you sing, I wish you would do it more often.”

He lifted a hand and caressed the side of your face gently. The blood rose to your cheeks at the compliment and you looked away, a small smile playing across your lips. You gave him a playful shove and laughed.

“Shut up… you’re one to talk. I never knew you could sing!” you exclaimed in reference to the happy surprise from just a few moments ago.

He shook his head and chuckled. “I don’t sing. That was a one time thing so you better remember it.”

“That’s not fa-”

He placed his hands on either side of your face and before you could finish your objection his lips were on yours, moving softly over them as the water fell over your faces. You smiled into the kiss as your hands settled on his chest and you softened into his embrace. He wasn’t going to get off that easily, you were filing away this new delicious knowledge for a later date for sure, but for now just the pitter-patter of the water and the sound of your playlist was good enough. A perfect soundtrack for the moment.

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[marvelmymarvel]

Napping Tradition

Kakashi Hatake x Reader

Synopsis: Kakashi never understood where you and Gai ran off to the same time each day, and now he was growing worried. Thankfully, what you two were doing was a long standing tradition and it was anything but romantic.

Tag: @brithedemonspawn

"Genma, where is Y/n and Gai?"

Kakashi internally cringed at the tone of his own voice. He didn't want to seem like he didn't trust you, but he felt uneasy about you disappearing with Gai at 1pm every single day. It was like clock work, Gai would come to you, say your name before retreating and you'd follow him without another word. It always puzzled the copy ninja, but only now that the two of you were dating did it start to bug him.

Were you cheating? Having sex? What the hell was going on!? Genma chuckled as he looked at the clock behind Kakashi, "It's 1pm. You'll be able to find them under the large tree in the park"

Genma's laid-back response only brought more confusion to Kakashi... How did he know where you both were, and why was he so nonchalant about it? Noticing the worried glint in Kakashi's eye, Genma shook his head with a laugh. "Come on Kakashi, I'll show you where they are. And trust me, nothing is going on between the two. They've always done this" the words didn't help at all but he still followed the other Shinobi to the park.

His worries began to swirl faster in his head when the tree came into view, Genma was still smiling and in a way it made Kakashi's worries seem silly. In fact, when the pair stopped and he was looking down at you and Gai did he realize how stupid he really was.

Gai was about 5 feet from you, curled up onto his backpack while you were curled up under your jacket. Soft snores fell from both of your sleeping forms, and soon it all made sense. You always seemed to come back refreshed and rejuvenated aft your time with Gai... Of course it was a nap, it was never sex!

Genma shot him a smirk before taking his senbon from his mouth. "They've always taken a nap together at 1pm. It's their tradition since we were first put together as a group 12 years ago." Kakashi nodded at the words before squatting down beside you. His hand reached out and brushed some of your hair away from your face "They normally slept together, but since you two started dating they now both sleep separate. They didn't want you to think anything funny was going on. Gai respects you and she loves you... So do you feel better now?"

Kakashi nodded softly, fingers tracing your jawline as relief washed over him. How could he have ever thought that you would do something like that, and with Gai, his best friend, of all people. You began to stir under his touch, eyes opening lazily to the intruder above you.

Panic was soon replaced with ease as you realized it was Kakashi, a lazy smile gracing your lips as you reached up to touch his face. "Hi Kashi. Wanna join our nap?" Kakashi looked up to where Genma was, but he was long gone, leaving only you, him and a loudly snoring Gai. Instead of answering you, Kakashi laid down and threw his coat over you both. "Mind if I join you guys every day? I could use a daily nap" He whispered, silently hoping that he wasn't ruining something special you shared with your best friend. But your soft kiss against his covered lips assured him that you were more than happy to share the tradition with him.

"Sure. Every day at 1pm. I'll make sure we come get you if I'm not already with you" you whispered out before shoving your face into his neck, eyes closing softly as sleep once again took over your body. Kakashi's own eyes began to droop, happy and content that he was now going to join in on a tradition you loved so much.

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[hoe-imaginess]

just Kakashi things

“random and somewhat simpy Kakashi hcs pls” as requested in a commission

You have to be able to make him laugh. Like. You don’t have to be a clown who’s got the jokes 24/7 but just... PLS... a relationship with inside jokes... he loves it. Please let there be inside jokes. Please let him come home after a long day at work and you say that one thing that always gets him chuckling and agh it feels so nice to let loose after he’s had a hard day 

He’s still a shinobi and tends to have a ‘mind over heart’ rationale about the world, but you’ll became such a huge part of that world at some point. So much so that he doesn’t make decisions/mull over tough situations/plan something long-term without thinking of how you fit into it

Like oh. He needs to leave for a few weeks and go help out a neighboring village??? But you’ve been having a hard time recently with work/school/whatver, so he’d hate to leave you while you’re struggling... maybe another jounin can take over for him 

Sort of morbid but Kakashi knows he’s really falling for you when he... yikes... starts having nightmares about you

He wakes up in a sweat trying to shake the dream away, while his heart is pounding so fast in his chest he thinks he’s going to pass out

That’s when he knows his feelings for you are getting real because oh shit you’ve become so important to him that his dumbass, self-sabotaging mind is automatically wired to assume something important to him is going to be snatched away... like most things in his life have been

He has nightmares/bad thoughts about the person he’s starting to fall for because he thinks you’re too good for him, and that the world is gonna ruin this for him like it ruins everything else—he has these fleeting, anxious fears about chasing you away, or something awful happening to you, and him being unable to save you... But he can put those bad thoughts away with practiced composure for the most part throughout the day

But that’s why they come full throttle in his dreams and ugh they’re horrible. He’s shaken up about his nightmares constantly. And if you’re next to him seeping while he wakes up from one of these nightmares, he has to actually get up out of bed and walk around for a while because sure... holding you and touching you might make him feel better but no—he just needs to be away from you because shit kjhskjashdfas you’re really getting to him 

Why did I just make this all about Kakashi’s nightmares

Wait I’m not done

Maybe you can help him through the nightmares. A supportive routine.  He has nightmares anyways. That bad PTSD from war and killing and grieving. You’ll have to be prepared to help him calm down when they’re so severe that he wakes up in a full-blown, physical panic. He hates having to put you through that (especially if he accidentally elbows you during a bad one) but it may be necessary sometimes ):

Hence why he is also really worried about sleeping in the same bed as you in the beginning of the relationship^^

More on the angst that is Kakashi Hatake’s life...

The L word. L. O. V. E... it’s kinda difficult for him 

Kakashi when he’s reading Icha Icha and the main characters finally profess their love for each other: !!!!! yes!!!! kudos!!! like comment reblog!! <3

Kakashi in real life when you say I love you for the first time: Oh. Hah—I. I. I gtg. We’ll talk later.

I mean he’s FLOORED and he cannot handle it. You love him? You LOVE him? Nah. That can’t be right. He’s a bastard. He’s not that great. But you are. You’re AMAZING, and you love him???....

Oof the insecurity of this man 

NAP DATES. Kakashi’s favorite type of dates

Please just let him come crawl over you while you’re reading a book on the couch; let him put his head on your chest or nuzzle up in your neck and just... schleep 

Please run a hand through his hair too

Spoil him

His sleeping habits are absolutely FICKLE though okay

One night he’s on the other side of the bed, just wants his own damn space. Please it’s the middle of summer, just let me sleep on his side. Don’t crowd him. Too hot under the sheets

Then sometimes you’ll wake up and he’s got one leg wrapped around yours just holding it in a vice grip 

Then sometimes he’s just on top of you during the night. Not letting you have a damn inch of your own space

Ok but imagine that you’re a good cook and you make your specialty dish for Kakashi and he’s like oho no it’s okay I’m not very hungry 

But then he tries it and he’s like—alright wait a damn minute 

Now he’ll sheepishly ask if you can... ya know... make that one thing for dinner again... it’s fine if you can’t!! But...

You: I could, but I don’t have all the ingredients—

Him: Say less *jumps out the window to make a quick grocery run*

You: But... I didn’t give you a grocery list

His feet are ticklish and don’t let him convince you otherwise. He may steel himself for the foot tickles and go a few seconds without laughing but PUSH THROUGH bc he will eventually start squirming and pleading with you to stop

Mask-off kisses are very rare and quick; he’ll pull the mask down real fast, give you a little smooch, then snap it back on and walk away

Other times he still does over-the-mask kisses. Just feels like a little nuzzle on the cheek or forehead but it’s cute and warm and nice <3

Ok but also know that kissing anywhere near his neck or jaw absolutely kajshfkjahfsk kills the man. Immediate boner. He’s so embarrassed by it

That means keep doing it please

Hand-holding? No thank you. He will hold your thigh

I mean like... he’s not gonna grab your thigh out in the middle of the street but when the two of you are relaxing on the couch, he’d much rather just... hold that thigh in a lil grip rather than hold your hand. He likes the soft skin mmmm thighs

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