#just wait and let him cook

[the-crimson]

Why people judging bbh’s story like it’s already over. Either y’all are approaching it with bad faith or don’t know how narrative structure works.

Bbh has been drip feeding us this story for literal months. It started around the end of the election it’s not going to end just like that. I doubt it’s even going to end when we get the eggs back.

Regardless of whether or not Ron is real, this is a temporary high in bbh’s story that we’ve been building to over several days. Stories are like waves in the ocean. They push and pull and rise and fall. Bbh has been in a low for a while with all of the sabotage and self harm and that culminated in his mental breakdown. Since then, he’s slowly been working to an emotional high point which was last night. You know what that means is gonna happen next? Another low point. That’s how stories work.

Ron might be a hallucination. Ron might be taken by the federation now that he’s in the open. Ron might run away after he’s had time to process everything. Ron might return to the federation willingly. Ron might be killed/taken by a third party. Who knows. Without emotional highs, the emotional lows won’t feel as impactful. That’s basic story telling folks.

Pls stop judging bbh’s story like it’s over. We’re literally in the middle. I have no idea what’s gonna happen next but I have faith in cc!bbh to take us on a wild ride that will have a satisfying conclusion.

#qsmp #crimson speaks #badboyhalo #just wait and let him cook #I’m perfectly happy either way #I would have loved if bbh ate ron but I’m also excited to see what happens if ron is alive #both options are exciting! #bad has faced punishment for his actions #he literally gave himself brain damage #it’s not as black and white as many people seem to think

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

detriot become human lethan au...

#ethan winters #leon kennedy #lethan #resident evil #rebhfun #resident evil fanart #dbh AU #leon unintentionally making ethan go deviant #he says please and thank u and it mkaes ethans brain malufunction #the only things leon lets ethan do his cook because he doesnt know how #ethan follows him around becuase he has literally nothing to do #he just waits for leon to tell him what to do

[zeb-z]

no okay but this whole scuffed interrogation that ultimately just wasted time and resources is actually perfect. like normal bad and foolish antics are in itself usually productive in odd ways, but the witnesses - especially a federation worker witness - help make it look so much more suspicious than it is. everyone there except for agent 18 read the death message in chat, they all know it was cellbit. they effectively wasted a whole day of productivity, while seeming busy and shifting suspicions elsewhere.

while they haven't talked about it, bad and foolish are on the same page - shift the blame entirely onto bad to protect cellbit. bad has a history of being confrontational to workers, they're already wary of him, and he's given foolish the go ahead to frame him however he pleases. and because it's such a normal occurrence between them, this whole cat and mouse kinda dynamic, there's no cause for suspicion due to unusual behavior. of course foolish is focusing his suspicions on bad - it's his MO, and there's actual suspicion this time.

and because bad has a reputation of being such a straight faced liar for no conceivable reason, who constantly shifts blame onto foolish specifically for things that both have and have not happened, when he says foolish's plans outright, it's not believable whatsoever. he says straight up that foolish is clearly making false accusations because he's secretly an infiltrator wanting to take down the federation from the inside - of course nobody believes it. it does more to legitimize foolish if anything.

their ability to work on the same page without no prior discussion will always be impressive - and the fact that they're both looking out for cellbit inside the federation and out covers their bases. foolish can frame bad, bad can act suspicious, and hopefully nobody else will get caught in the crossfire, so long as they pull the right strings.

they put on their little two man act, waste a ton of time, and no one is ever the wiser.

#they’re like a good improv group yknow. putting on a show and able to riff off eachother seamlessly #they’re cooking your honor and I cannot wait to see where it goes from here #no one is on the same page like they are. cellbit is trying to get the Feds attention and they’re just not letting his obvious kills get - #back to him lmaoooo #mcyt #qsmp #q!foolish #foolish gamers #q!bbh #bbh #z speaks #landduo

[samijey]

Ilja Dragunov vs Tony D'Angelo (NXT: Stand and Deliver 2024)

#ilja dragunov #wwe #wweedit #nxt #wwe nxt #wwe gifs #tony d'angelo #nxtedit #stuff i made #wheres his glaad award #love how apparently no one in the back tells ilja to dial down the suggestive stuff ty for letting him cook unsupervised 🙏 #hope main roster feels the same cause im ready to see him do this to the entire raw roster please and thank you #wait i just remembered ricochet doesnt have hair DAMN IT

[imthursdaysyme]

Robin and Steve would attempt to cook together as a fun activity but every time robin ends up just sitting on the counter while Steve cooks and it’s always cause Steve can not for the life of him cook with someone else

Everyone is so confused bc they try every time the make dinner and say they are gunna do it together but never do Robin might get the measuring cups out and then be done for the night

#stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #stobin #robin has her spot on the counter #just kicking her feet #steve can not handle someone attempting to cook at the same time as him #his control issues could never and the fact he was an only child #he doesn’t understand #he’s like okay if you don’t follow every step exactly how i say- wait just let me do it you’re doing it wrong

[todayisafridaynight]

minedai is so important to me esp when it involves daigo staring at mine with big ass heart eyes and cupids flying above his head and grinning and smiling and fluttering his pretty lashes at him but mines still like Does He Like Me ............. all the while mentally doing the exact same thing towards him

#snap chats #i cant even call this stupid4stupid mine's just stubborn and daigo doesn't want to overstep..... so maybe stupid4stupid actually... #mines forever funny to me #he'll fall for literally anyone who shows him a modicum of decency yet he'll think they dont like him the same #usually cause he right people do be usin him for ulterior motives OOP BUT STIIIILLLL #daigo loves him so much ..... mine you dummy dumb dumb .... #the bit in rggo where daigo asks mine if he's single lives forever in my brain it's like my brain's wallpaper #like daigo ......... my son are you flirting rn ............ i know you got that charisma stat MAXED .......... #the concept of daigo flirting is so funny to me because on the lowest of keys i think he can be SOMEWHAT smooth #not SUPER slip-and-slide smooth but he naturally has that aura to him that makes anything he say sound reasonable and attractive #his voice certainly helps him with that donnit BYE #this turning into a daigo love post but its been like A Year since my last one so let me cook #I HAVE TO BUY THE DAIGO DONDOKO DLC WAIT FUCK BRB

[skyland2703]

…ok so I got inspired <3

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Thesis in the tags

#OKAY SO HEAR ME OUT #Amelia is probably the most jealous person to ever relationship. #but it comes naturally ONLY for Javi. she never got jealous while dating Ollie or any of the previous partners. #but when she started dating javi—something flipped a switch in her and BOI OH BOI DID SHE GET. JEALOUS. OF EVERYTHING. #which kinda sucks because Javi is a music sensation and POPULAR 😭 #and she’s Horny. SO. so. SO. horny. like. maybe it’s the Rafkonian biology but if he wakes her up in the middle of the night #saying ‘babe I’m horny’ she just. fucking. would go down on him. then and there. #LIKE SHE WOULD SEE HIM TAKING A PEACEFUL BATH AND GO ‘i wanna fuck you slide over’ #and the exhibitionist kink 😭😭 don’t even get me started on that. #Javi was always a mama’s boy so he is THE best at cooking. his mom is even better. (typical desi mom Rina 😭👍🏻) #and so he makes them food. and she does the dishes because his prosthetics don’t let him do watery work good. #Amelia isn’t good with lovey dovey words. Javi is a POET. #HE TOLD HER HE LOVED HER BY WRITING HER A SONG #AND TELLING HER ‘you are the very oxygen i breathe’. #and he waited for her confession for three years 😭 for her to fall in love with him and for her to tell him she loved him #and like #idk man #also she steals all of his clothes. #Javi got vvv annoyed once realising she doesn’t have ANY super loose sweatshirts and comfortable things to wear. not even pyjamas. #(she used to prefer sleeping naked) but ever since she discovered Javi’s oversized hoodies… that fit juuust perfectly. theresno going back. #ever #anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk :D #they’re sooooo in love your honor I cant~ #power rangers #power rangers dino fury #amelia jones #Javi garcia #cosmic fury #power rangers cosmic fury #dino fury

[bumblingbabooshka]

OMG yea that was the thing about Tuvix that made me by far the most uncomfortable and it's hard to even hold it against him as a person but it must've been so fucking awkward for Kes like. Imagine your boyfriend and your dad get fused and then the fusion hits on you. My god...

This is the future liberals want Or: Voyager's Most Cursed Polycule

#sorry you have to see this with your eyes but I had to draw it so #Q&A #we have to kill him before he gathers more pointy eared petite women with short hair we can't let this continue #If I were T'Pel and I waited patiently with faith for like 5 years and then learned my husband was alive and then learned that he #was actually fused with some alien cook and Janeway DIDN'T discorporate his ass I would discorporate HER #Same with if I was Kes and I love Neelix at this point and Janeway won't unfuse him from my dad/mentor. I'll fuse you to the floor. #I love Neelix & Tuvok - There is nothing to love about Tuvix #bee doodles #If you (general) love Tuvix so much you just gotta start shipping Tuvok x Neelix like the rest of us to get your fix

[jils-things]

BEST RESPONSE EVER 🎊🎉🎉🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎊🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊

#SORRYY AETHER APPRECIATION POST MOMENT WAIT WAIT WAIT LET ME JUST #NO. THIS DUDE CAME OUT OF NOWEHRE I THINK HE DESERVED THIS #HES STILL HANDSOME TO ME I DON CARE. I DONT CARE THAT HES AN NPC #HES AN NPC TO YOU!!!!!! HES A POKEMOM CARETAKER TO ME!!!! CHECKMATE #I SWEAR. I PROMISE YOU. I WAS COOKING SO HARD THAT TIME. I STILL HAVE RANDOM THOUGHTS ABT HIM FROM TIME TO TIME WITH ROCKET GIRL #I JUST GOT EMBARRASSED FOR CONSTANTYL JUMPING WITH EVERY POKEBOY AHALSLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLF #i played ultra sun for red and finished with red and aether boy in mind #thank you pokemon masters ex for reminding me this random alola boy existed #AJKFHHDHDBSKSJDJJSEJSJKDJRE I GOT TOO PASSIONATE HERE I APOLOGIZE #I ALSO THINK ROCKET GIRL IS SO CUTE MAN #aether.crsh #~ rambling

[wereshrew-admirer]

sangfielle 2 on the horizon….. have to get hustling on that sf54 animation

#maybe i can finish my pinch hit tomorrow night #then it’s funeral time then maybe normal life can return and i can go go go #getting scared lol.. i love you sangfielle i can’t wait to hear from u but also…. #gonna be miserable without chine lol #can’t wait for them to never mention him again #just pls pls pls let them treat It like a baby and not like a dog (or not exclusively like a dog) #this is my most basic wish #forgive the pessimism i’m Going Through It and my brain is projecting grief all over the place #i have no idea how my brain is going to react to chine-less sangfielle.. dre u better have something good cooking #or something completely unremarkable lol #yike yike yikes #this post brought to you by a jdq cohost post abt season planning #grant me strength to not abandon all my WIPS once the new season hits and the first thing duvall says is #.. idk - meeting up with lyke and thanking him for old yeller-ing chine #or something #ok ok ok goodnight tomorrow i will be less negative #if not tomorrow then uh.. next week

[keepthetension]

been wondering this for ages but i kept forgetting to actually ask:

#cooking crush the series #cooking crush #i thought it was interesting that we saw dy pursuing him so hard but the show didn't tell us why #figured there'd be a flashback at some point and i honestly didn't have much of an opinion on the ship because i was just waiting #and it's fascinating how viewers adore some couples! but when other couples do the same things/have the same dynamic viewers DO NOT WANT #i really think trust in the director or branded pair makes a difference! also appearance (like skin tone and eye shape)! #also if the audience reads the pair as being in love FROM THE JUMP (see: jimwen or sandray) then every interaction is seen as 🥰 🥰 🥰 #but the same kind of interaction is seen as DEEPLY UNCUTE in a different character pairing. you know? #SO ANYWAY YEAH i was wondering how much impact the good old meet cute might have on this so here we are #possibly the answer is: fuckall! #let me know!

[dutybcrne]

Kaeya once jokingly referred to Bennett as 'Bennett Guildson' in lightly scolding him over endangering himself, and Bennett most Definitely considered making that his actual name on his official Adventurer's Guild paperwork, send post-

#hc; kaeya #hc; bennett #//Forver love the idea of Kae saying smth to clown; and the person going Wait a sec; you COOKED here- #//And Kae just flounders and/or laughs his ass off bc WHY are you listening to me of all people; I wasn't SERIOUS 😅- #//Dude can handle people being Done with his clowning or rejecting it; but taking it Seriously and it ACTUALLY working well??? #//Dude would be both stunned but also flattered #//This case however; he was very much caught off guard #//This is a Very Impressionable Kiddo after all! #//However between the two of them; the name did stick. Kae will call him that in the typical Full Named By Mom fashion #//And Benny will introduce himself like that at the start of training or when they play up dramatics #//Benny DOES want to make it official; but Kae did gently talk him out of it. For the moment #//Bc Kae thought Bennet might regret taking it on later; so he ought to let him think on if he might want one of his dads' names instead #//But won't press any further if Benny truly does have his heart set on it. Low key is down to give Benny his own last name if he wants #//And would be so happy if he'd want to take it; bc the kid; like Klee and Noelle; is sb he's fond of like family #//Benny actually likes Guildson tho; bc it includes them ALL. He might even make it official on/near an upcoming father's day #//Keeps forgetting to tho. or losing the paperwork when he does get it

[theunknownspark]

IM THINKING SO MANY THOUGHTS RN.

#LET HIM COOK #BRO WAIT DID HE JUST GET ONE. #WAIT. #WAITTTTTT #hes so hot #dreamwastaken #dream #georgenotfound #dnf #dreamnotfound #dttwt #sapnap #mcyt #dream smp

[todayisafridaynight]

masato's Super Serum bullshit is still wack to me but i hope it wears out while he and daigo are tryna get nasty in the back of a hot topic and now daigo has to carry him out and daigo's being supportive and just tryna be helpful and nice but masato's acting like a damp cat three seconds away from murder the entire time

#masadai #snap chats #tbh from his language it sounded like yumeno's birthday was the first time he even got the medicine but w/e let me cook #microdosing on writing masadai fanfiction by finally posting my fic/comic plots #im so dehydrated please emo boys save me #i have to wait Forever to play IW cause i have. THINGS i have to do today and it SUCKS #so im copin. im copin thinking of my emo boys #but yeah no listen you will never see me use masato's fuckin super steroids or whatever #or if so it'll be fr incredibly niche shit like this LOL LIKE PUT HIS ASS BACK IN THE CHAIR #but yeah... :miku: #Unfortunately for masato daigo Isnt going to just leave him alone while he waits for ichi or sawashiro to get him #he haulin his ass outta there by himself i mean he prob has his chair nearby SOMEWHERE #mk unfortunately daigo cares like that .. he cares enough anyhow ..... man i love daigo what the helll...... #ok bye i have to Do The Shit I Have To Do i just. :miku:

[kakusu-shipping]

Florist and tattoo artist Au and Cosmic diety au for you and koro sensei?~~~~~ i gotta know

I decided to only draw the Florist/Tattoo artist because I wanted to include Reaper Jr. in at least one of these AUs and I mean. He is so flower coded!! But just so you know; Koro-Sensei's the Moon, Aguri's the Sun, I'm a Star, and Irina is the Earth. Karsuma's an asteroid or smth idk.

Anyway Florist and Tattoo Artist AU!!!

Koro-Sensei - Helped his son attentive his dream of running a Florist shop, pops in and out to help around the store and embarrass said son. He and Aguri are married. She's a teacher at a much more normal junior high school, still teaching class 3-E but they're all a lot less depressed. Koro-Sensei likes to pop in to her class sometimes, bribing her lunch, helping with grading, and offering tutoring when needed. He's a busy body who doesn't currently have a job, his previous employmet is a mystery to everyone, and is just kind of whizzing all over the place to help people.

Reaper 2.0 (Named Karito in this AU) - Koro-Sensei and Aguri's adoptive son. For his entire childhood he looked up to his dad and desperately wanted to do whatever it was he was doing, but Koro-Sensei kept Karito successfully in the dark about his occupation. When Koro-Sensei brought Aguri home for the first time, Karito was very against her. Just another person to steal his father's attention away from him.. but as he got older, and Koro-Sensei became mutated, he began to greatly appreciate Aguri for helping split up Koro-Sensei's affections. He's very easily embarrassed by both his parents.

Irina - Ex-Yakuza, working in Emile's tattoo parlor as the actual Tattooist. She's not very creative herself, but can copy anything she looks at perfect. She handles the customers while Emile does the art. She spends her free time half flirting with Karito, he's cute and hard to read, so she enjoys the challenge of trying to make him actually flustered, not fake flustered like he always is. She's had a few run-ins with Koro-Sensei who's concerned about her turning his son into a delinquent. She loves showing off her tattoos, all of which Emile designed.

Emile - The artist behind the Tattoo parlor, he's not very good with people and sticks to designing tattoos out of sight. He and Irina have been best friends ever sense he got her out of a bad situation, and she is constantly trying to get him to open up to more people. He thinks the couple running the Florist Shop across the street are the most amazing people ever and has a massive crush on both of them, but doesn't want to say anything. Irina pokes fun at him for fantasizing being a homewrecker, he does his best to explain Polyamory to her, but the whole thing flusters him to silence every time.

An Everything is fine kind of AU. Yes Koro-Sensei is still an Anti-matter being but so long as he takes his medicine and doesn't stress too much, he's unlikely to explode. He saved Aguri, he did right by his apprentice, he's living a happy family life... Good ending acquired!!

I always liked the idea of Reaper Jr. and Irina being actual friends who are never honest with eachother, not out of distrust but because it's more fun that way to them? Dripping in sarcasm and white lies every conversation. Love that for them <3

I'm not quiet sure where this AU will go... But it's fun and soft and I got to draw Koro-Sensei in a cute strappy sun dress, so I'm happy <3

#Emile's Arts #Koro-Sensei #Thankyou for asking #Lil crush on Aguri she's my beloved Metamour and I love her so much weird girl supreme <3 #Yes she's still teaching E-Class it's just a normal class at a normal school though #Same kids different situation they're fine #Except for maybe Karma but that's a problem for future AU Koro-Sensei and his lighting fast adoption papers #Reaper Jr and Karma siblings...... Wait let him cook #Thanks again love mwah mwah I love drawing Assassination Classroom AUs SO much now kfjgkdf #They can do... Anything <3

[crescentfool]

as u can see i found out about the p3 remake 👍 i am. how do you expect me to be normal about this. i was supposed to play salmon run in like 30 minutes. im. on the fucking floor like actually

#lizzy speaks #ok for like. a mentally adjusted response. can i just say that im obsessed with the menu #MINATO AND THE FUCKING SEA!!!! #god hes so. hes so pretty. ur really killing it out there king!! #i owe minato so much. who fucking let him exist. thank you minato arisato. i love you. i love him. #me on my way to november to run around ryoji and do a little dance (rotating the left stick over and over) #i do have to say that i doubted a lot of the leaks and rumors mostly just because i didnt want to put too much stake into it #that said this i can believe and. MAN... i cant wait to run around port island #i love p3p a lot (hamuko arisato i would die for you) but i do wish you could like.. walk around... it made fes very special to me #um anyway... i hope you all have a good day congratulations to my fellow p3 fans!!! im still cooking things! i swear!