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cavesalamander · 1 month

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Scum Villain fic where Shen Yuan wakes up out of a coma and realizes that he just had a very, very vibrant dream about his boy and that web novel he hatereads.

When he gets back home after observation it's so... surreal. He feels so much older now. He's practically lived a lifetime in that dream, even if only a few months have passed.

His room is so... cringe is the word he wants to use, but he can't help but find his past self endearing about it all. Except that line of thought makes... no sense at all. His past self is just him from a couple months ago.

He decides to check up on the story he'd been dreaming about and finds out that, though there were a dozen more chapters, they had stopped updating completely without warning just a few weeks after his own coma.

(The comments after his coma, a few mention him, calling him out or cheering for him finally giving up on the story. Some people even speculate he might have died.)

His old comments were so embarrassing to read, but there's a part of him that... sees his love for Luo Binghe even in these.

Wait, why is he suddenly okay being gay for this protag??

He thinks he probably shouldn't be quite so chill about it.

He wonders what happened to Airplane. He stops himself from thinking too hard on the possibility it could all have been real. That was ridiculous!!

Meanwhile in the world of the system....

Luo Binghe is flipping OUT. His husband his shizun his beloved just up and went POOF. No trace of him, no clue left behind.

(Or is it worse if he dies? The original goods died that night he qi deviated and was replaced by Shen Yuan, so there's no soul there to replace him. Luo Binghe has had to deal with dead Shizun before but this time it's... different.)

Either way, after a whole lot of everyone flipping out, Shang Qinghua seems to know a little too much about... something.

The truth comes out. Luo Binghe admits he's suspected something like that for a while now, but thats not important. He needs his shizun back, so how..?

Cue dimension hopping shenanigans.

#scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #shang qinghua #shen yuan #salawriter #im not writing it i just think it would be fun if it existed #post coma shen yuan confused and disoriented and a lot gayer than he realized #trying so hard to write it all off as some vivid dream #even when SQH and LBH (and Mobei Jun) make it to his dimension #Airplane doesnt know where Cucumber lives #just that hes his biggest hater #que a chapter of airplane in bis shitty ass apartment flanked by two oh his hottest ocs while he tries to update his novel #trying to get cucumbers attention #maybe he gives luo binghe a husband for his harem jsut to bait out some comments #anyway i hope people enjoy this silly concept

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agerasiaa · 3 months

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A crack fic about Lucifer, Vox and Husk making an Alastor Hate Club. And it’s just them once a week bonding over how much they hate Alastor and Husk realizes more and more how he doesn’t actually hate Alastor and is bitter about it, Lucifer randomly trauma dumps about his tragic life, and by each meeting Lucifer and Husk notice how Vox’s sheer hate borderlines on obsession and they share awkward glances every time he starts ranting and shows them his Alastor shrine or something. And when he makes some comments like “Alastor does this and that every day” (some very specific detail about him only a stalker/someone with a long history with Al would know) and the other two are like “how do you know” and he’s like “I just do.”

#vox: it’s not a SHRINE it’s a technique to manifest alastor’s immediate death #husk: sure buddy #it doesn’t borderline in obsession it is obsession #lucifer would also rant about ducks #and vox would be like ‘this is the king of hell i need to let him talk abt his stupid rubber ducks for another hour won’t I’#husk would be so sick and tired seeing all the problems he perceives from vox and lucifer #vox: and you guys like your coffee like that right?#husk & lucifer: HOW DO YOU KNOWWWW #and at one point they will forget to hate on alastor and become attached to each other #husk has the most real reason to despise alastor #but instead his biggest hater #is just a guy who got rejected by him #and the second biggest hater just hates al bc he’s a lil shit #who tried to pretend having stolen his dad status #vox hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #fic ideas #vox #alastor #husk #lucifer #radiostatic #one-sided as always

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1244950 · 9 days

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Bay! Optimus showing up to TFP! Megatron's live execution

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post-cal · 2 months

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this isnt related to the blog i just am thinking abt your drawing of Hal-If-He-Looked-Like-Bro. i think about it every day. i love it to death. i humbly request a redraw

Fun fact about the name for Hal Ambro it is just FULL of references.

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berlingotesque · 9 months

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I dont think ill ever get over the fact that thomas called grant mangy in a letter- like leave my man alone 😭

LMAOO I MUST CONFESS THAT I LEARNED THIS INFORMATION ABNORMALLY LATE AND THAT IT HAS NEVER LEFT MY MIND SINCE 💀

It’s just so funny to me because clearly everyone can see that Grant is at the end of his rope and Tom just keeps stirring the pot. Now every time I think of this information I remember that Tom has to pick up his paycheck from Grant every month and all I can imagine is Tom making THIS face every time he goes to pick up his paycheck :

#LIKE STOP-#you literally cannot change my mind this is canon to me #Tom is as petty as that #he just doesn’t care that calling Grant mangy might be his last straw #he’s the biggest hater in the studio and I love him for that #thomas connor #grant cohen #batim #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #thank you for the ask !!#ask response #berlingot’s asks

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spiralingdowwn · 10 months

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Chigiri finds the most beautiful photo of Reo, literally the picture of wealth and elegance and just goes “Look. Look at yourself.”

Reo is all confused, “okay…?”

Then Chigiri flips to the most unflattering picture of Nagi like passed out on the floor or something and goes, with the upmost disdain in his voice, “now look at who you choose to date.”

Reo, completely love stuck and thinking about how cute his boyfriend is, just goes, “what are you trying to say?” with genuine confusion.

And Chigiri wants to kill himself.

#blue lock #chigiri hyoma #reo mikage #blue lock reo #blue lock chigiri #reogiri best friendship #nagireo #reonagi #nagi seishiro #reo is everything #Nagi’s just ken #Chigiri “break up with him” hyoma #he’s both the biggest Nagireo hater and supporter #he does so much to get them together and then regrets it every day for the rest of his life #he goes to ask Isagi to trade teams with him cause he can’t take the pining anymore #Chigiri sees beautifully idol Reo and then he sees loser boy Nagi and just goes how the fuck does that happen???#beauty recognizing beauty

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randomwriteronline · 5 months

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I think it would be soooo fucking funny if Velika had a favorite MU being and that happened to be Kazi. Just a really powerful cosmic creature with incredibly inscrutable plans that no one can figure out who is also simply enamored by a singular red blood cell due to how viscerally said cell hates his stupid fucking sphinx ass riddles. Velika twirling his hair and giggling and kicking his feet and telling the other Great Beings how there's this silly little matoran he gave a consciousness to that hes faking abt not having a lil bit of a crush on (in the way the creator of an oc loves said oc) but he do <3 and the Great Beings look down and Kazi is there waving a fucking knife welded onto his arm and screaming at the clouds about how hes going to shank the shit out of Velika if he shows his stupid face to tell him another goddamn riddle again and the Great Beings turn to this disgrace of a peer they have and go why are you like this

#bionicle #velika #kazi #great beings #random talks #theres no romance involved just a horrible person adoring his biggest hater ever specifically bc hes his biggest hater ever #making weirder more complex riddles just to see kazi use every drop of his willpower not to instantly crazy murder him #velika just goes teehee :3 hehe X3 each time and Kazi is every day a little closer to clobbering the eyes out of his face

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millenniummmbop · 2 years

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I think kisara should see kaiba the exact same way villain enjoyers see their blorbos here on tumblr dot com

#kaiba: *is a bitchy little hater*#kisara: yas king be rude 🥰#like she'll see him being the BIGGEST douchebag in the universe during a duel and be all #'omg he's so funnyyyyyyy'#mahad: he tried to kill my pharaoh and his friends #kisara: UM. he's literally neurodivergent and a minor 🙄🙄🙄#like she'd be looking at him being The Worst TM and just going 'he did nothing wrong actually 🥰 he was right 🥰'#the blorbofication is mutual tho like OBVI #kaiba: i summon now the most powerful baddass sickest powerful fucking creature to rip u to shreds #kaiba: u fucking WISH u had a card half as cool as this swag ass lizard together we are the most powerful unstoppable force on the planet #kisara: omg sooooo tru king we're gonna fucking SLAY 💅💅💅#i don't care about canon characterization btw #kaiba 🤝 kisara = mlm 🤝 wlw solidarity

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ultrabananapudding · 1 year

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(A late) Happy Valentine's Day from Salim Othman 💝

Bonus:

#art #hoa #jalim #my art #traditional art #comic #house of ashes #the dark pictures anthology #salim othman #jason kolchek #chocolate #valentine's day #valentines day #I'm here to provide yall with anime eyes Salim Othman lol #Also just thought it was funny with Jason being the biggest hater but turning a 180 when Salim gives him chocolate #Jason makes sure to return the favor by enlisting Nicky for help when he attempts chocolate on his own

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pixiedust-poppers · 1 month

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If you would’ve told my younger self there were more Jizzy non-shippers now she would’ve been ecstatic and then promptly disappointed as to the reasonings of why lol.

#‘bc they have a bro - sis relationship!’ ok cool! would love to see this dynamic between them more! post more hcs and fics about it #‘bc they’re kids!’ welcome to fandom ppl will ship two cartoon puppy’s together and have you stepped foot into any other kids fandom #or fandom in general ofc they are! this is nothing new #but sure ok. valid response #But never-#and not ‘ppl write them like shit and turn Izzy into the most basic bitch ever and Jake does all the cool shit while she’s just there’#<- can tell you are not as mentally ill about Izzy as she is #like good god Wattpad is FULL of that shit😭 especially the damn hospital and nuclear family shit #also the ‘love’ portrayed between them was the cheesy shit oh my gooood and then the whole ff tag became full of it #painfully traditional and boring #or Jake was a shit husband and it was like Izzy girl if you don’t get out of this marriage 😕#I think their funniest dynamic is when Izzy is secretly his biggest hater at times because she’s stuck in his shadow #now they’re both intelligent but Izzy is the brightest out of the three of them yet her contributions will always be overshadowed by Jake #he could never hate her BUT… sometimes he does think she’s planning on killing him #and he keeps his distance #ok rant over #pixie quips about jatnp #pixie yaps abt fics

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sallytwo · 6 months

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every 3-6 months my opinon on nick locarno does a complete 180. it’s like hey buddy ✌️😁

#and that false friend kept his back turned….#here’s what it boils down to #1) pilots and esp young hotshot jet pilots are supposed to be reckless and fun and dangerous. read the right stuff #and if they get killed it’s just cuz ‘they didn’t have what it takes’ you constantly have to prove yourself. READ THE RIGHT STUFF #2) this in general is demonstrated in starfleet cuz the officers that take big risks are the ones who get rewarded for it. we see that in tn #except none of the ‘heros’ ever die or get reprimanded for their choices. cuz they always end up okay #2) nick is like 21-22 and it seems unfair to judge him super hardly for the accident #because it’s DEMONSTRATED that starfleet actively encourages this type of behavior in officers and that definetly bleeds over to the cadets #3) and well. we’ve gotten to the biggest one. even if rationally he should be a sympathie character that i can forgive.#the thing is. that you look up to your cadet officers like they are your whole entire world. they’re your leaders you’d do anything for them #but they’re also your friends. and even if nick is in the clear. i cannot for the life of me imagine being betrayed like that #BY specifically your squad leader. like with officers it’s impartial they don’t realllyyyy care about you. BUT A CADET OFFICER.#YOURE SUPPOSED TO TRUST THEM THWYRE SUPPOSED TO STAND BY YOU NO MATTER WHAT!!!! ugh #which is why first duty is sooo rough for me cuz like. man you can’t not empathize with wesley there i can’t imagine if that happened to me #i would kill myself for real. anyway. moral of this is i’m a nick hater again hashtag hater

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erabundus · 4 months

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all shitposting aside, ren generally doesn't care what other people think of his appearance because he doesn't feel like it's something that necessarily belongs to him. the face he wears was crafted purposefully — and it was made in the image of SOMEONE ELSE. going by that logic, he doesn't see it as his own face. he's also similarly apathetic towards all compliments or insults regarding his looks in general. objectively he is quite pleasing to look at. he's graceful. he has an ethereal quality about him that seems to come completely effortlessly — but you can't actually point that out and expect to receive a POSITIVE RESPONSE. at worst, he may grow genuinely irritated by what he sees as shallow praise.

he isn't above weaponizing his appearance if it benefits him, but as far as ren is concerned, that's the only USEFUL THING about it. if you actually want to compliment him ( or insult him, for that matter ) you need to focus on something more substantial than just looks.

#𝟎𝟎𝟒 : 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥. ◟ hc .◝#( though to reiterate he still doesn't care about most people's opinions.... he is his own biggest hater after all. )#( man doesn't even brush his own hair half of the time but he was just made divinely beautiful so most people don't even notice )#( apparently i have to download an extra update because i play on ps4 and hoyo hates me smh )

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mad-hunts · 2 months

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barton is the type of person that would grab popcorn and start eating it loudly if he saw the joker being arrested in front of him... he is kind of the world's biggest hater, ngl

#Okay I am partially joking here #He is probably not the BIGGEST hater but he is definitely judgey #Though he really has no right to be lol #This is the same person who helped the joker with his plot against the Batman by cutting off his face #He's just a bit of a hypocrite mkay

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duncanor · 1 year

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Okay, I'm curious to know the opinion of the people on this.

#trigun #trimax #tristamp #trigun stampede #legato bluesummers #Legato #Yes I'm still in that random Legato trivia #Sister Legato is realn TO ME #I think he would have #He's capable of humanity if he wants to #We know this based on the slave traders scene #In his own Legato way obviously #He just chose not to 99% of the time #Because he's the biggest hater (and dickridder) of NML #BUT for his little sister I think he would make an effort actually #I feel like it's an unpopular opinion tho #We will see

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deus-ex-mona · 11 months

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#aizo’s protag energy was overflowing in the mvm too… they sure as heck weren’t hiding the fact that he’s the main lead huh…#a nd the way yujiro’s clinging to him during the kiss scene lmfaooooooooooo his arm candy energy was r e a l #does yujiro even have a single named in-universe fan lmao #all he has are haters (read: mona). aizo gets all the named fans… kanami. the chiz. prolly satoe too (from that fan letter scene)…#and uta too before she converted to a monaca. no girls for yujiro lol #at this point im just. waiting for the plot twist where it turns out that his biggest fan was aizo all along—#no clue where im going with this tbh im just waiting for my game to finish dling—#anyways aizo protag energy real ok bye #染BODY ONCE TOLD ME—

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ickypuppi3 · 1 year

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#jason carver #mason is jason’s biggest hater and i love that for him #‘jason’s a better person than billy because-’#yeah well anyway #mason is so valid #like his whole interpretation of jason is amazing #he gets it #like he said jason was a horrible boyfriend #etc etc #he played him so well actually #with the whole satanic panic thing #and how someone like jason would’ve acted in that situation #i just think that’s neat of him #i like jason as an antagonist and as a villain because he’s a good one #he’s not very sympathetic if at all #and he’s such good villain material #wish s4 was actually good because the potential was there #good actors good characters #just shitty shitty storytelling #which is unfortunate but then again it’s stranger things so you gotta expect it

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