#just stop it

[aunti-christ-ine]

#signs #road signs #cheese #just stop it

[yrsonpurpose]

whoever is on here downloading multiple gifs, putting them together in a collage and uploading them to Instagram as if they were your own. i hope your pillow is boiling hot on both sides.

#y'all be sucking the fun out of EVERYTHING #this is specifically mary and george #just stop it #its rude and annoying #calling yourself a fanpage ... okay #zoë.txt

[occasionallyprosie]

"Guardians"

Chapter 2: "Love"

Legend is still standing, but only barely. He knows he can't win this one... But thankfully, his mother is a fierce guardian in of herself, and she does not appreciate his (unintentional) attempts to die in a blaze of glory at all.

Febuwhump 2024 | Prompt 29: Not Allowed To Die

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Legend leaned on his sword, panting heavily as he forced himself to stand again.

He'd managed to get the monsters all on one side of him, but that guardian had friends now and there were four of them circling him. The monsters had thinned out, now only about two dozen. He was fast but even he wasn't fast enough every time.

His left arm was useless, having taken a guardian beam to the bicep and broken his wrist by stupidly blocking a swung club with his injured arm. He had barely dodged a beam that had went for his head, and it managed to miss his eye but not his cheek and the bridge of his nose. He was lucky it missed his eye.

Even with the guardian beams, he had been hit by clubs, giant swords, even took a spear to the thigh and still was forcing himself to stand one more time.

He was so dead here.

He glared, wiping his mouth of blood with the back of his hand. He stumbled back as he forced himself to stand one more time.

The wind rushed all around him, a surge of energy in his veins, and a sharp ozone filled the air. He couldn’t help but laugh.

"S'rry... Sorry f'r makin' you step in,” he slurred as he fell to one knee. Then the world exploded.

They say lightning never strikes twice, but clearly, they haven't seen a battlefield after Farore decides to step in.

"I told you to stop almost dying, darling." Legend felt a hand land on his head as he struggled to keep upright. A feeling of warmth and serenity filled him. "Only a couple more years before you grow into your power, and some time after the immortality will set in."

He let out a soft breath. "I know."

"This is the third time."

"Third time's the charm?"

She gave him a stern look, he grinned dazedly. "It better be."

He didn't respond, even if she healed him he still felt the effects of almost dying. It was her way of making sure he understood how close he had come to death, even if they both knew full well he was no immature, naive child. He knew what mortality was and that he was extremely mortal as he was.

She softened, kneeling and pulling him close. He collapsed into her arms.

"I know it's hard," she promised, carding a hand through his hair. "The world has it out for you, it had it out for Hylia too. Nayru made sure she made it, and I will make sure you do too."

He nodded into her shoulder, his body shuddering as he inhaled slowly.

"Now you listen to me, and you listen well, Link." Farore held him at arm's length, summer-warm hands cupping his face. "You’re not allowed to die."

He snorted. "I know, Momma."

"Well you don't act like it," she huffed. "Now,"

She snapped her fingers and a portal appeared beside them.

"--if they ask, it was your cousin who saved you; she needs all her heroes on this quest."

Legend sighed, he shook his head to try and clear away the dizziness from the blood loss. "Yes ma'am."

"Now go. Have fun and goodness gracious, be safe." She pulled him into a hug and kissed the top of his head.

Just as quickly as she came, she disappeared with a rush of warm wind.

Legend sighed softly. He moved over to the portal and looked back. There was a burnt crater where the horde had been, and the flames put out by the storm that was just beginning.

He stepped out, immediately about to collapse as he stepped out and his legs even gave out beneath him.

"Holy shit--Vet!" Someone grabbed his arm. "Are you--"

"I'm fine," he forced out, pushing Sky off him. "I'm fine--Just exhausted."

"Exhausted--We thought you were dead!" Wild screeched.

Legend winced, but he got himself to stand and face them. "Yeah, well, I did too. Turns out our patron goddess ain't too happy with that idea, said I'm not allowed to die."

They stared at him.

"Let's not test how far that grace goes," Time said. "We're glad you’re alright, vet... Sailor cried himself to sleep thinking he left you to die."

Legend winced. "Ah... Yeah, he's gonna kill me himself."

Twilight laughed weakly. "Yeah he probably is, Apple."

Legend looked over at Wind rousing, noticing him, and then moving on.

Legend sighed softly. "Not a ghost, Sailor!"

Wind's head snapped back toward him. "Vet?!"

"Goddess said no. If she could slap me I think she would've."

Wind stared at him. Then he was scrambling to get up. "YOU SON OF A BITCH I'M GOING TO KILL YOU MYSELF!"

Legend managed to take a deep breath, gathering his remaining energy, before he bolted.

Wind screeched at him for one, tricking him into thinking he'd died, which was not his fault, and two, for making him leave him behind... which was 100% his fault.

He managed to run about five laps before his body finally gave out and he skidded to a stop over by Sky and collapsed behind him.

"Whoa, you good?"

"Noooo," he groaned. "Protect me. Surviving death might fix a body but it definitely doesn't recharge it."

Wind slowed to a jog, panting heavily, and he dropped into a cross-legged position beside Legend.

"You look tired."

"I am, can't you try to kill me tomorrow when I can actually fight back?" He whined, totally acting all of the seventeen years old he was.

Wind clearly debated it.

Sky, goddesses bless his in-law, intervened. "Leave him be, Sailor. I think he should rest, genuinely."

Wind nodded, then proceeded to flop over beside Legend and press against him. Legend sighed and shifted to accommodate him.

"Guys you’re half on Sky's--"

"They're fine," Sky promised Twilight, who easily backed off. Sky ran a hand through Legend's hair as Wind took one of his hands and fidgeted with his fingers.

Legend let that lull him to sleep.

#linked universe #lu legend #lu wind #febuwhump 2024 #lu warriors #lu sky #linkeduniverse #legend lu #fanfic #lu wild #lu twilight #whump fic #farore #legend is a bby god #and farore is very tired of her son almost dying #like please #just stop it #she is a worried mother #prosie writes

[sunlightfeeling]

High school lovers’ quarrel but make it old man yaoi

Grand Maison Tokyo: Episode 8 (2019)

#grand maison tokyo #jdrama #tsukutta #a clip #rinko-san is definitely the deflection #she needs to smack both of them in the head for real #because omg the tension between those two is thickkk #just stop it #kiss about it like men already #this is just embarrassing

[izanazqueen]

a little reminder cause this is getting out of hand:

this is a negativity-free space please do not come to my page + leave hateful comments/reblogs on any of my posts aimed especially at izana .. these make me extremely uncomfortable and you will be blocked.

#[-👑] #its clearly defined in the pinned post #not tolerating of this behavior #just stop it

[blackplaaague]

This is what I look like btw. When you bully me this is what you're bullying

#bp rambles #nonsense #silly #the tism #yippee #self portrait #no bullying #just stop it #just go #if you bully me #I will die to death #ok byeee

[sharpesjoy]

# leave will byers alone he deserves to have peace 

STRANGER THINGS 4, VOL. 2 — COMING JULY 1RST

#*mine #strangerthingsedit #stedit #dailystrangerthings #sthingsedit #stranger things #stranger things spoilers #tvedit #dailytvfilmgifs #cinemapix #STOP HURTING MY BOY #JUST STOP IT #LET HIM HAVE PEACE

[loppyrat]

I can't do this it's too much she's gone, she's dead, I can't go on any longer

#ao3 #ao3 is down #Why #Please I can't do this #My favourite fic was supposed to update today #But no #The stupid ddos attackers or whatever #Just HAD to attack #like why #Just stop it

[endren]

hot take I know, but it’s not like… okay to be going around and making hurting little kids or talking about hurting them into a joke

seriously. they’re people, they’re living breathing beings who are newer to the whole experience of the world than you and are still trying to figure things out

sure they might do things that you find annoying, but pretending like you’re going to cause physical or physiological damage to them isn’t at all funny. Not liking something or finding it mildly annoying is not an excuse.

Most of the people who do this wouldn’t be laughing if the same kind of logic, actions, and language were applied to creatures smaller and more helpless than themselves like kittens or salamanders or baby birds

It’s fine to not like kids, they don’t have to be your cup of tea, but they at least deserve basic respect and decency

living things deserve to be treated with humanity.

#disjointed ramblings #I’m really tired of this #It’s an actual problem #Hurting someone isn’t a joke #Just stop it

[lilithsaintcrow]

“The main drawback to pushing the clock forward permanently was the prolonged early-morning darkness in the winter, which left children heading to school when it was “jet black” outside…”

#daylight savings #just stop it

[undeadorion]

There are two types of fandoms and they both make me want to scream.

#fandom #fanart #just stop it #you can emphasize certain aspects of a character #without changing their goddamn body type #just because a character is soft #with roundish features #doesn't mean they're fat #and a character can just be fat #in fact #if you draw a fat character as skinny #you're a piece of shit

[jewishbarbies]

can we please stop acting like this is fun and cool

#g talks #antisemitism #stop it #just stop it #I’m so tired of this #I just wanna enjoy spooky season without getting this shit shoved in my face the whole time #like good for you #antisemitic caricatures are in your lawn #I’m glad you’re happy #but SHUT THE FUCK UP #OR ILL BURN IT #I’ll burn it anyway #mine #/mobile #/okay to reblog

[kittykatchao]

HEY GOD!

if the genocides stop I’ll try to fully be Christian,got it?

#fuck isreal #fuck genocide #Fuck all the death #Just stop it #please. #free gaza #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #free palestine #palestine #palestine will be free

[ilovetvtoons]

Seriously people. Stop posting these leaks. Dana and her crew members worked so hard on The Owl House and did so much for us. They deserve more respect than this.

#the owl house #amphibia #memes #amphibia memes #my memes #dana terrace #darcy wu #king andrias #leaks are the worst #and so are leak posters #just stop it #accurate portrayal

[potter-solomons]

I really love your face.

#tom hardy #facepuller #ridiculously cute face #just stop it #but don't

[mikelogan]

Behind the scenes of Scrubs 7x11 My Princess

#john c mcginley #john c. mcginley #scrubs #scrubsedit #perry cox #myedit #7x11 #my princess #stop it #just stop it #that's all i have to say