#just start attacking ppl

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

Sometimes I wonder if part of the reason Jon hates the word spooky so much is that using such a deeply unserious word to describe very real and very traumatic supernatural encounters reminds him, on some level, of being a traumatized child who wasn’t taken seriously by anyone after he watched someone die horrifically while being fully aware that the victim’s fate was nearly his own. Maybe part of the reason why he wants so desperately to be taken seriously is because he remembers all too well what it felt like when he wasn’t

#the magnus archives #tma #jarchivist #jonathan sims #or maybe he’s just a fuckin nerd idk #does this make sense or is the migraine + sleep deprivation combo attack starting to get to me #the irony of this is that as an adult he dismisses other ppl’s supernatural trauma on a regular basis #though that could also be because he was disbelieved by everyone as a kid and had to pretty much pretend his own trauma didn’t happen #so as an adult “pretending it didn’t happen” became the only way he knew to cope with things that scared/upset him

[webbelzebub]

max lives au but the threat is very much still there. he doesn't bully the nerds anymore but he's less a friend and more a feral dog that they know might snap at any moment. i love a good max lives au but I need a max lives au where he gets *worse*, actually. the nature of hatchetfield is that every timeline is doomed no matter what, it's just what causes that doom that changes. i need holy ghost co-corruption arc

#happily ever after aus are very cute but i want him to stay fucked up!! thats why i like him ❤️ #npmd #hatchetfield #max jagerman #i like the idea that if max lived it would just lead to a different apocalypse #where max and grace start dating and murdering ppl on the side together #holy ghost #jagertity #grace chasity #im so fucking obsessed w evil grace and her attack dog croney max

[narwhalandchill]

oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

#man the way its lovely reunion but tjen ajax fucking ATTACKS IT ON SIGHT you couldve gotten married!!!!11!1 fucking unbearable i am in agony #anyway contrary to popular belief we still have no fucking clue whether ajax' link to the narwhal was innate #skirk saying the traces remain on him after meeting it isnt saying tht much. the parts he shares w it couldve well been innate but dormant #instead. also just the fact that he woke it up already shady #then like. monoceros caeli being his from the beginning is completely plausible despite ppl acting like its been confirmed his const change #and like them being halves of the same entity on some lvl would make the narwhal being so weak without him n until ajax found it again #make very much. sense. anyway ajax toxicity jokes aside if the narwhal was just trying to eat him point blank without even a hello #i do get why hed react aggressively. but also bros been telling everyone n their mom hes fighting his narwhal the seconf he finds it again😔 #so i feel somewhat confident in assuming he started that 40+ days brawl #anyway if ajax Isnt the celestial narwhal on some level or possibly becoming it as their link grows. #riddle me this atheists. why is his 3rd phase boss theme. the song about His individual murderous rage at us #bc he thought he was outplayed by us. His personal wrath #whys the song for that called the wrath of the celestial narwhal. of the star swallowing whale. Hmmmge. his individual rage. #why does tusk of monoceros caeli speak of him embracing the narwhals innate qualities as embracing mere parts of Himself #funny how tjat goes!! (the OST n boss drop is not 100% serious theory but it does drive me insane. bc why would they phrase it like that) #anyway either theyre 2 halves same original entity or theyre soulmates idgaf . they should fold teyvat in half and eat it for brunch #aaand im going to be consumed by this realization for the next month wish me luck #WHY DID IT NEED HIM THERE SO BADLY???? HUH?????? #i mean relatable dont we all. but its sooooooooo inch resting. Curious indeed #rambles #genshin #childe #childeposting #narwhalposting

[growinguparo]

It makes me feel very weird hanging out with people who are in monogamous romantic relationships. I dunno how to articulate it exactly. Some kind of combination of “I don’t want that, I don’t understand that, it’s weird to me, it makes me uncomfortable to witness and even more uncomfortable to participate in” and at the same time “I want intimacy, I don’t want all my friends to go do this thing I can’t do and leave me behind, I feel left out, I wish these gestures didn’t have romantic connotations attached so maybe I’d feel like I’m allowed to do them too even though your partner is right there”. There’s a sense of internal conflict between these two emotions; this sense of repulsion and this sense of jealousy (for lack of a better word) - cuz how can you be jealous of something you really really don’t want?

Even having been in monogamous romantic relationships myself, it felt icky to me for the same reasons, as if seeing myself become what I dislike. I always felt shame about them, I didn’t know how to be proud of having a partner. It’s just not for me.

The whole thing is very internal. My friends are cool, they’re not ditching me at all. If for any reason we are growing distant it’s because I’m not good at keeping in contact. But it’s like they’re all slowly moving into the “next stage of life” (planning their lives around each other, operating as a unit, settling down) and I’m still sitting at the previous one with no desire to follow them. It’s not just that I’m not ready yet; I don’t aspire to what they have at all, and yet I still don’t want to be left behind. And that feels very weird, and confusing, and a bit bitter.

Alienating. That’s the word I was looking for.

#I spent ages writing this and I still don’t feel like I said it right #pls don’t tell me ‘it doesn’t have to be that way’ or ‘you just need better friends’ #or ‘the life you want is possible’ #I know #I really know #this is just about my feelings in this moment #I’ll be 25 in a couple weeks #almost 8 years since I started this blog and I’m still growing up aro #turns out growing up doesn’t stop when you’re grown ig #about me #if this post breaks containment I’ll turn reblogs off cuz I’m not tryna get hate anons from ppl in relationships who feel attacked

[chrollohearttags]

never thought I’d see the day that people would be angrier about a rap bar than they would about actual child predators but here we are lmao.

#also saw where megan kanka’s father is talking about suing meg for the name drop #which nobody can tell him how to feel #but it’s not going to end with the result he thinks it will #also I can’t help but shake the feeling that it has something to do with onika #bc everytime she gets ate up she starts recruiting people to attack others character #I just hope ppl realize thiis is far beyond rap beef and that actual ppl are being harmed bc of this lady’s actions #and I hope mr. kanka doesn’t get caught up in that web either #but then again…it could be bc of another reason #no disrespect but 🌚🌚 #yeah #even though everybody is gagging over the song #it’s also educated a lot of ppl on the law itself and opened up their eyes to it #this isn’t the first time that this stuff has been mentioned in songs #an indie rock band literally used his child’s picture on the cover of their song #there’s like two other tracks called amber alert that I am aware of #and hell even one of my fav artists put the heavens gate cults pics on their artwork #so I don’t think he realizes that it isn’t something he can sue over #what would be tragic is if somebody in his life or nicki’s camp is stirring the pot and pushing him to do so #he takes it to court and they remove her name from it altogether #cherry chats 🍒

[local-fire-dumpster]

Reverse Au where instead of Ace, Sabo gets captured to be publicly executed.

Ace managed to overpower Teach by just a little, so the later makes a run for it and somehow manages to capture Sabo instead, which suits him just fine.He still becomes a Warlord as Sabo is the Revolutionaries No.2 and worth a lot.

When Ace finds out while tracking him he has a stroke. Likewise Luffy who is on Amazon Lily like in the canon timeline also has a stroke.

Basically both of them end up infiltrating Impel Down independently, in an attempt to rescue Sabo and join together once they find out.

With both Ace and Luffy working together the guards and Magellan couldn't stop them from reaching Level 6 and freeing Sabo.

There'd be a lot of angst and tears bc Sabo still got amnesia and straight up does not know who they are but ultimately it'd be a happy AU because they all make it out alive while the navy gets humiliated by Luffy once more.

#other details would be that jinbei isn't there ig bc ace specifically was the reason he refused to fight and lost his title #also the news would go absolutely insane about this #Whitebeards 2nd division commander and the captain of the straw hats currently wanted for attacking a celestial dragon start the biggest and #most successful prison break in impel downs history to free a revolutionary for some reason #like one piece world conspiracy theorists would go insane #whitebeard and straw hat pirates are just as lost bc wtf ace & luffy??? #there is like 3 ppl in the world who know whats going on and the rest is “what the fuck did i just read” #one piece #op #luffy #portgas d. ace #portgas d ace #sabo #monkey d luffy #monkey d. luffy

[gaminegay]

i fucking hate Instagram with such passion

#Im not on twitter I bet id feel the same #Everything is stolen. People are fucking idiots commenting and then those idiot comments are on top #Nothing but fuckin animal sympathy bait and CLICKBAIT reels #And comments that are judgemental and dumb and hateful #And so many 'i just posted a VICIOUS bear attack' comments bro that's unwell?? #Men hating women like it's the 2000s. Homophobia everywhere. Mom bloggers thinking they know best #I literally need to stop looking at comments before I delete #MY FOLLOWERS ARE LOVELY THO they are nice and kind and deserve better #dont get me STARTED on the app itself nothing works if any webbed thing should go out of business besides twitter it's insta #Love the ppl I met there hate the fucking everything else

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

ah yes, she's concerned about the aggressor and attacker who was invading them six months ago. something is wrong with the empire right now, poor edelgard; whatever could've happened to her? :(

like... what. why do you care about what's going on with her specifically when she's the person who made the decision to invade leicester? does the whole war just mean nothing to marianne? it's just totally fine that all those people died in a war edelgard started? poor edelgard, something happened to her after she started her attack? you're concerned about the leader who gave the order to attack your home?

hopes has stupid lines but this one is top tier of the top tier and just an excuse for more edelgardjerking from the writers.

#DCB Three Hopes Run #like no sorry if someone attacked the country i live in and then suddenly their army was a mess #i would /nooot/ be concerned about the leader who ordered an invasion of my home #you'd never see a character being like wow i sure am worried abt dimitri and claude #who are just defending themselves and fighting for their lives out there #but here we get marianne being worried abt the person who declared war on her people #this game tries so so SO hard to make edelgard seem justified and doing a good thing #and also has tons of characters being like wow i sure do just want the best for her #like no i would not want the best for someone who invaded my country unprovoked #being worried abt the civilians in the empire is one thing bc the imperial army was out of control #but just wanting edelgard specifically to be okay? uhhhh. seems like this was just #the only way the writers could keep it in their pants without having shez make a sex joke at edelgard like byleth can #like does marianne not realize the end goal here was to defeat and thus kill edelgard? #it doesn't happen bc of the plot bc thales' magic and yadda yadda #but ultimately without that happening she would've had to be killed to be truly defeated #she's not like claude who would prioritize survival. she would fight to the end #like if you're that concerned about the person who started this war then why are you fighting against her? #either join her side or stay out of the war. really don't understand why anyone from leicester in ag would be worried abt her #they can't even use the classmates excuse bc they weren't even classmates for that long (and it's a stupid excuse even in gw) #but like no rly this game just has ppl love up on edelgard for absolutely no reason #she comes in and starts killing their soldiers for her conquest and marianne six months later is like wow i sure am concerned abt her!! #literally like imagine someone from crimea being like ''im concerned abt ashnard''

[thingspeoplesayintoontown]

malware?

fun fact! when disyer was on the ods team, they set up a check to see if your ODS password was the same as your CLASH password! Meaning it checked your computer for said information! who knows what else it could have collected!

either that or it had backdoor access to clash info, which is ALSO horrible

and also the jokes of it being a bitcoin miner because of how poorly it ran and how much it took resource-wise

obviously, this isn't ods now, but its forever cemented in my brain

#and this isnt meant to start ppl going to attack ods either #please do not do that #things people ask in toontown #fuck disyer all my homies hate disyer #theres a lot of behind the scenes drama between toontown devs and i just so happen to be friends with ricky #aka the guy who helped make clash 1.0 hehe #theres a LOT that i will not share but theres also funny things

[chushanye]

"my interpretation is more meaningful than yours" this "___ piece of media is objectively bad" that. yeah, well have you considered I'm having fun? 🤨 have you considered that I strive to be joyful rather than striving to prove the worth of my opinions? 🙄

#analysis of meaning is great but dont let art elitism/perfectionism convince you you need to have the ultimate and perfect #reading or interpretation #or that the joy and entertainment you derive from a piece of media is directly correlated with how intellectual you can be about it #sometimes the goal is just entertainment #and thats okay #this is not to discourage media literacy or criticism of any kind #but it is to discourage people making others feel bad for not being #'smart enough to understand the TRUE interpretation of xyz' #like some of you are starting to sound like rick and morty 'you need a high IQ for this show' dudebros #esp when you say shit like 'cant ppl do better analysis then a 3rd grader' for shit that literally comes down to personal opinion #like ik some ppl miss the entire point of a piece very often and i find that frustrating too #but lets be real some of yall just attack other peoples interpretations cause they contradict your own #and not cause theyre actually problematic or misinterpretations #'a nihilist reading of this character is much more meaningful than an autistic reading' what if i killed you #both is good. jesus i thought yall liked bisexuals. #I AM SLAPPING A COEXIST STICKER ON YOUR FOREHEAD but instead of religious symbols its fandom #multiple readings can exist at once please ppl for gods sake #fandom #long notes #important

[willowfey]

starting to think maybe waking up with an anxiety stomachache every single morning and then needing to spend the entire day trying to get rid of said anxiety just to maybe have a few minutes in the evening of feeling relaxed before going to bed is perhaps not normal

#the first thing i do when i become conscious is check my phone to make sure nothing terrible happened to anyone i love while i slept #i never ever ever have plans and if anyone Else has plans i feel sick with anxiety until they’re back from them #if i have smth planned that week i feel completely tense and on edge until it happens #i didn’t used to be like this i hate hate hate it #i used to feel safe in my little house in the forest where i knew everyone in town and knew my way around with my eyes shut #it’s still the only place in the world i feel safe. that’s so unfair #my separation anxiety is ridiculous. if my mom goes to the store and doesn’t answer a text right away i start panicking #if my sister goes to a class or smth idk what to do with myself until she gets back #if i’m in the shower or have the fan on or headphones in suddenly i’ll think i hear someone shouting and i’ll have to quickly turn it off #ever since i moved here it’s been getting worse. i don’t feel safe here to begin with i feel so out of place it’s unreal #but then covid and trauma with my mother’s health and my uncle dying and multiple relatives getting sick and things happening to my friends #i know i have ptsd from very specific things that happened and i live on a hospital path so every day i hear sirens #and every time i do it fully triggers an anxiety attack in me for at least an hour. and my mom too #since being here my hometown burned and friends i thought would never grow apart did and my brother moved out #i know a lot of that is just Being In Your Low Twenties but also some of my worst trauma has happened in the last handful of years and now #now i’m just always scared. always uneasy. always worried. never fully relaxed. never feel fully safe. & idk how to be myself through that #i’m always paranoid and i never trust people irl anymore. ppl my mom or sister meet. i am so suspicious of them constantly. #if anything small changes at all i can’t handle it. my ability to deal with change has gone so downhill #in the last 5 years of being here i realised i was autistic which led to me unmasking a bit and that. comes with pros & cons doesn’t it #my own health has declined. my body changed a lot in ways i wasn’t prepared for and i had to get rid of most of my comfort clothes #sometimes i just wanna sit on the ground and cry about it and not have to also be the one that picks myself back up. y’know??? #but at the very least i’d love to just wake up One Day w/o feeling sick with anxiety already. just one day i want to wake up feeling rested #i want to be myself again but can i start with not being scared? not being tired? i don’t know what to do anymore #i just watch my comfort videos and read my comfort fics and stay in my daydream world

[ria-starstruck]

hale cale gets a wardrobe more at 7

AND she's on artfight (same username) btw. she's soooo attackable too. ooo u wanna attack her so bad oooooo

#im joking in the last part...as i am writing this i am absolutely inundated w revenges i am working on and attacks i want 2 do on random ppl #but also. i never do say no to a good attack! #im just doing a bit here im just doing a little bit #art #artists on tumblr #character design #original character #character ref #artfight #artfight 2023 #artfight character #artfight ref #knight #moth #moth girl #knight girl #knight moth girl...etc etc ok i should stop these are starting to get silly #briars_ocs #my_ocs #hale_cale #bug_world #i need 2 review anatomy tho the leotard armor doesnt look as good as it Could <-guy who forgot how legs work #IM SORRY WOMEN WITH LEGS. CAN U EVER FORGIVE ME #guess what time im writing these tags. youd never guess. i bet youd never guess #yknow i wonder if theres ssomething wrong w my eyes. cause ik thats brown but it reads pretty strongly as red in my eyes #+ the parts that are gray still read pretty strongly as blue #like it feels p saturated to me. hm #OH RIGHT. there's a thing called uhh #when ur monitor 👍 when ur monitor display 👍 yes #yeah youd never guess what time im writing these tags. whos even reading down here. get outta here!!! shoo!!!

[isnt-it-too-dreamy]

fuck the german media equaling calls to stop the genocide in gaza with antisemitism, telling the truth about how the state of israel was created with antisemitism, putting "genocide" in quotation marks when referring to what the israeli military do to gaza, putting "24 israeli soldiers killed in one hour" at the front page of the newspaper when so many more, disproportionally more, palestinians are being and have been killed every hour for the last few months, blaming pro-palestine activists for increased hate crimes against jews in germany when the antisemitic "israel/zionism = the entirety of jews and judaism" myth to blame for these antisemitic attacks is perpetuated by their very own twisted way of reporting, and all the other shit they do. the blood of palestinians as well as of those german jews is on their hands. fuck this hypocritical, racist, islamophobic, genocidal country we live in.

#anyway free palestine bc saying this isn't antisemitic #collective punishment as it is enacted against palestinians is a war crime and germany is complicit #israel is a terrorist state #palestine #germany #nothing is more antisemitic than zionism! can ppl use their fucking brains? #what's more antisemitic: a) fighting for jews' right to live freely and in peace anywhere on earth or #b) claiming only their own racist apartheid state can keep jews save bc they just can't live with others. #palestinians deserve their land back! israel stole their homes and the october attack was a reaction to their decades long violent #killing and oppression of palestinians! don't let them lie to you and claim it started on oct 7! it did not! #german stuff #t

[trimmedarmor]

doing the equivalent of gripping something intensely hard then forcing myself to let it go every time i see something about the stupid fandom drama i got pulled into earlier this year

#nothing bad ppl just... bringing up its existence...AGAIN...... #every time i see it i wanna go on a rant for a billion years but the worst place to do that would be on tumblr #I rly don't wanna see anyone talking abt it unless it's to criticize the ppl who started the false accusations or to apologize to us #for the harassment #Buster: You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the Internet and Tell Lies? #anyway I cant believe ive had the misfortune of interacting w some1 who has to b vindictive toward others to quell their own insecurity #to accuse us of racism because he wasn't allowed to be in a personal friends discord group... #and then saying that we didn't wanna let him in bc he wasn't a 'popular' account? 1. he has way more followers than some ppl in the server #hence why he was able to get so many ppl to attack us #2. he can't keep his own story straight. First we're racist then we're ableist then we gatekeep popularity? #Dude... we don't like you because you're vindictive and take minor slights way too personally...hence...everything that fucking happened #anyway idk who reported him but i thank them for it and i hope that was worth their account getting suspended for getting paid to harass us #to anyone outside of all this reading this mess... please question the validity of ppls accounts if they don't offer concrete proof #and the only proof is based on assuming that certain actions COULD POSSIBLY line up to the accusations #this includes if multiple people have the same accusation without proof because that's EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED #except it was dumber because several of their accusations literally contradicted themselves #wowww people apologized and informed their audience about possible microagressions once they were informed. they MUST be racist! #and if you don't want to dig into it that deep..then by all means mind your own damn business before you join in on someone else's witchhun

[z-eddsworld]

i didn’t even know there was a war wowe

There's always silly wars happening

This time its about who to simp over--- Tom, Tord or Eduardo-

#New parties are always allowed to just come it and start attacking ppl tho UvU #zeddsasks

[glynder]

I'm like a month late to posting these, but these are my favorite attacks I did for ArtFight this year. I was thinking about them again, so I wanted to post 'em!

Links to each attack below, in order:

Chalk + Fisker

Pandora

Mistletoe

Starlingpool

#myst doodles #artfight 2023 #gif #genuinely really proud of these models considering I had JUST started modeling like two weeks prior to AF starting #i dont wanna spam my friends with reposted attacks so #im posting them here instead #I'd @ the owners of each character but idk if ppl do that? #like is that normal? if so ill edit it in but #for now just the attack link works I think