#just dirt

[lydiaas]

S02E01 - S02E02

#JUST DIRT #tsitpedit #tsitp #the summer i turned pretty #belly conklin #conrad fisher #belly x conrad #bellyconrad #tsitp edit #tsitp spoilers

[ganondoodle]

so i didnt watch the game awards (bc i dont care really, also it was at 1am for me)

but i went back to see the bit where they talked about totk bc it did win an award (sadly bc i frankly dont thik it deserved that) and heard how totk was about "the player making their own story" which is.... ???

like it very much HAS, undenialbly, a story, its pretty clear about that, and its a bland and boring and also illogical one at that, you as the player influence what? how many sages or tears you get and that doesnt change fuck all?? building a hoverbike is making a story ??? huh?? do mean reenacting king kong with toys and glue?? i guess i CAN do that now but i dont play ZELDA for that????

it honestly, looking at the game as a whole too, sounds like "make one up yourself" bc they didnt care enough to write a good one themselves, much less give you any ground to work with bc they treated botws lore like it never happened

but its also so very much contradictory "making your own story" with WHAT, WITH WHAT?? there are no choices that matter and again, there IS a boring ass story, i literally cannot make it my own bc theres no option to do that bc it very much is dictated what happens?? you destroy the good groundwork from botw and old titles that you COULD work with and now tell me "we didnt bother writing a good story bc you should make your own" what the hell am i playing the game for then?? why make it a zelda?? why should i bother playing through a game for its story that you didnt bother to write?????? and you also DID?? but a bad one bc you didnt actually care??? why make one at all??? i could have worked better with an actual sandbox game

"lol i wanted to fuck around with game physics, if you want a story make it up yourself despite there being absolutely one as much in your face as it can be and everythign the previous title was discarded so nothing actually matters, do what you want lol nothing matters" really huh, this is were we are at now

why the fuck did you not make it an actual sandbox spin off then, at least we wouldnt have to deal with this missmatched cocktail of stuff you didnt bother to care about

just please, make your dream sandbox game, just make it, you know you want to, just do it, but dont pretend its a canon story focused zelda title, a sequel to one of the most -full of potential to be elaborated on- zelda games no less

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #totk #ganondoodles rants #am i overhating it? maybe #i dont care #this is the one zelda game i actively hate #and i think its paitnign a grim picture of the future #i saw a video of someone actually comparing botw and totk in detail #and while the video had an eyesore of a filter over it #it was pretty interesting #bc wouldnt you know #where several of the sheikah towers where is no evidence there ever was any #like ones that broke mountains in huge chunks #all sanded off like it was never there #a cave right where a tower was where its impossible to have gone through #and couldnt possibly be changed so much in such little time either #the giant pillars around the castle? #not even a hole #just dirt #also how there are -new- old ruins on top of the akkala fortress #huh??? #it really does feel like nothing ever mattered #and we are dumbos that got tricked into caring #i will never buy a zelda on release again lol #id rather see whats up and then decide #waste of money

[ketyoulater]

#i just kinda want to see what happens #kets kerfuffle #soil #dirt #farming #geology #agriculture #rocks #science

[zosanbrainrot]

He's just a dude, a birthday dude

#święto niepodległości?? nie to urodziny Zoro #zoro #roronoa zoro #I made this instead of working and the deadline is approaching agahshdjfj #must get my shit together #one piece #i like drawing Zoro all wrinkled and scrungly #*wondering if I'm using the word scrungly correctly bcs when I googled there's scrungly but also skrunkly which seems to be different* #i mean he's like idk a disheveled dirt boy #it just feels right to draw him with wrinkles on his face #once again I'm clueless abt chest and arms muscles but I did use refs so maybe it doesn't look too bad #ok i need to go eat sth #my art

[yudol-skorbi]

i am at the point where if i dont finish now i'll newer finish so yeah the rest of the gaaaaaang

#critical role #the mighty nein #fanart #caleb widogast #mollymauk tealeaf #fjord stone #caduceus clay #the male passing fellas #this was harder then i fuckin thought #i hope someone will make taliesin personally apologize to every animator who will work on molly #caleb my love i adore your palette you look like dirt and smell of cat piss💜 #i FINALLY FUUUCKIN FIGURED OUT FJORD O YEA #i was struggling with him for ages #mr duce zero complains absolute ideal of a character #tho i am still not entirely pleased with colors #but fuck it #if i keep going like this i'll just never post anything ever

[pangur-and-grim]

do you have photos of little larval belphegor and are you able to share them ( ´ ▿ ` )

sure! here he is at 2 days old:

here is 1 week:

and here he is at 2 weeks:

#Belphegor #the nose speck in the second photo was just a bit of dirt

[golemofficial]

i completely forgot how to use tumblr i feel like i'm screaming into a void in hopes people will respond but i'm a nobody just a joker, a funny guy if you will

#thoughts comments and concerns #when i was a kid i was a big lurker on my main blog #and then in the ygo fandom i was like semi-famous and active and had friends #i am but scum of the earth #i am a goblin #just dirt

[rileyclaw]

sorry im really into this owlcraft thing and i WILL be making more comics about it

#its so silly and fun to make them. the context is funnier bc i have to go into mc and take the screenshots #the owl house #i should make a tag for this. i will call it #owlcraft #bows. im so original and creative #hunter toh #willow park #huntlow #even tho hes just being a dork. she got him back though she filled his house with wolves #(he lives in a dirt shack directly behind her house) #my art #fanart #comic #minecraft #up next: what happens the first time someone dies and respawns in a bed

[greelin]

no i don’t want a job i want to eat dirt and get sick and die. thankyou

#i actually just wanted to be treated like a human being by a hiring manager for once. however that is far less likely than me eating dirt #and getting sick and dying. what can you do. grab the shovel

[milk-lover]

Imagine being Doc rn. You come home from a nice holiday, only to find that every one of your coworkers has come together, in a show of mass collaborative solidarity, specifically to cover up the project that you’ve dedicated the last year+ of your life to.

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 9 #docm77 #Grian #mumbo jumbo #goodtimeswithscar #even Etho was in on it #honestly it’s iconic #everyone was like. yeah I’ll spend several hours of my life placing dirt just to fuck with doc

[cemeterything]

#🐉 #its already happened and nothing can be done to it youre just turning the pages like disturbing grave dirt

[thebigcomed0wn]

please pray for my rooster Dante. nothing wrong hes just ugly

#chickenposting #dont be alarmed by the swath of dust and dirt. they have plenty of grass it’s just loose here & its where they bathe #chickenblr

[rodatirhaalo]

I think my favorite little parallel between Ascended vs Spawn Astarion has to be this little, probably even unintentional, detail in the epilogue:

Mr Vampire Ascendant, when confronted about freedom, asking the pc if they'd prefer sleeping in the dirt over "living" in his prescribed decadence.

Meanwhile, if left as a spawn Astarion is like

*Passes several chairs, rugs, a pile of pillows, and two log benches to plant his pretty little ass in the dirt*

"THIS DIRT'S THE BEST! I LOVE DIRT!!"

#get tav/durge drunk and let him have a little sippy and he's GONNA be makin' little gothic mud castles #Shadowheart come over here and enable this man! #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #bg3 spoilers #astarion ancunin #spawn astarion #ascended astarion #Like it's so inconsequential but like it's so not? #i've heard it's a sneaky little EA reference #but still #dirt gremlin time #Dirt is freedom guys #Y'all ever sat in dirt just because? I recommend it #Also while I was getting that bottom pic Halsin was creeping ever closer to my durge like he was makin' a move #First sitting on the floor then on the far end of the log then the spot on the log next to my durge #almost spit out my drink when i saw it #Note: Mr Ascendant would refuse to sit down as well. He physically CANNOT relax #Fs in chat

[limonlife]

I love the idea of Gem being some eldritch, elegant, ethereal fish being and Grian just being a dude. Gem is fishing *aesthetically* and Grian hasn't slept or washed in 3 weeks and is going insane over a mending book.

#Grian is also an eldritch being #his preffered aesthetic is just dirt and soggy #grianmc #grian #geminitay #hermicraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft season 10

[autismmydearwatson]

Every time I watch Dune I forget about it but I'm foaming at the mouth over how Paul has a vision of himself as a powerful, respected, divine figure with millions worshipping him and he just says "Somebody help me"

#AND NO ONE!!!!!!!! DOES!!!!!!!! #HE LIES DOWN IN THE GRAVE OF HIS OWN LEGEND AND HIS OWN FRIENDS AND WORSHIPPERS ADD DIRT TO HIS PIT #HIS OWN MOTHER SINGS HIS PRAISES AND BUILDS HIS PEDESTAL WHILE HE LOSES PARTS OF HIMSELF #EVEN CHANI CAN ONLY WATCH #eternally fucked up how Jessicas response to his “thousands worshipping at the shrine of my fathers skull” is essentially just #“yes you are my son! you are Duke Paul Atreides! this is your birthright #“i am so proud of you!” NO YOU EUGENIST FREAK YOUR SON IS FUCKING DOOMED #dune #dune 2021 #paul atreides #dune part 1

[rayhantochtli]

They're all grown men

#hermitcraft #grian #docm77 #mumbo jumbo #goodtimeswithscar #renthedog #gtws #hermitcraft 9 #my art #doc is in charge of the explosion visual effects and both him and mumbo are making the vfx #sound effects***** #whoops #looks like ren got an actual toy of a goat and mumbo just pulled a flower from the dirt