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#june 2 2022
card-of-the-day · 2 years
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Today's Card Is: Hamburger Recepie
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mermaidinthecity · 2 years
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findingxfletcher: the way shirts and i have a really trusting relationship
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meganjoannamadeline · 2 years
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Honeys did I tell you about last night when the one and only Gerard Way looked me straight in the soul cause i feel blessed
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dmwrites · 2 years
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“No, no, no, no, no, oh my gosh you’ve got to be kidding me.” Each no was punctuated by a chest or shulker opening, and then the annoyed sigh of a man who knew he probably had some dark oak wood somewhere if he’d just clean up his chest and shulker monster.
“Uh oh, someone sounds grumpy.” A voice came from the stairs, and Impulse turned to find Gem and Pearl peering down at him from the second story.
“Hi guys. No, not grumpy. Just can’t find what I need.” Impulse smiled at the two girls.
“You know, I know a great automatic sorting system tutorial I could send you.” Pearl deadpanned, and but then broke into giggles when Impulse threw a stack of stone at her, which missed completely.
“What do you need, Impulse? I’m sure you can take whatever you need from Pearl.” Gem asked. Pearl threw the stack of stone at Gem jokingly.
“Dark oak, funnily enough.” Impulse sighed.
“Let me check.” Pearl said.
“Not if I check first!” Gem, always competitive, challenged.
Neither of them, however, had any in their chests.
“Shopping time!” Gem told him. “You’re rich- just go buy some.”
“I’m almost certain Ren said that GigaLogs is out of dark oak as of like a few hours ago.” Impulse groaned in annoyance, checking his communicator to confirm his statement.
“There’s always The Entity.” Pearl piped up from where she has just picked up Impulse’s redstone box and hid it in her hoodie pocket.
“Oh my gosh, you’re right!” Impulse put a hand to his head. “How come I always forget about The Entity?”
“Omg same!” Gem said. “I always forget about that thing. Maybe I want to forget. That thing is kind of creepy, not gonna lie. Too many legs. Not cottagecore at all.” Gem shivered.
“Well, I guess I’ll go visit it. I’ll get enough for all of us if I can.” Impulse grabbed an enderchest, waved to the girls, and went into the nether portal.
One quick nether trip later and Impulse was flying over the developing lands of the shopping district. He stopped by his shop and checked the products, making a mental note to restock the shroomlights soon. He flew over Bdubs and Scar’s shops, making out a second of conversation between the two, who were standing on the road.
“I’m just saying that you named it elven kiss for a reason!”
“My lips are too luscious for any person to kiss. I named them after hersheys kisses, doofus!”
“What the fuck is a hersheys???”
Impulse chuckled. “Now, what am I looking for?” He hummed. “Oh right! Dark oak!” He touched down at Gigalogs. “Wait… they’re out. Ugh.” He turned away, and caught sight of The Entity. “Oh right! The Entity! I swear, I’d loose my nose if it wasn’t on my face.” He took off for The Entity.
It was so nice out, and Impulse smiled as the wind ruffled his hair. He did a loop-de-loop, then blinked. He was over the ocean now.
“Now why did I come over here?” He landed on a tiny island and scratched his head. “Oh! The Entity! My goodness, I’m just all over the place today.” He looked right at the thing and flew again, right towards it. He stared at it as it got closer, determined not to forget. There was a loud buzzing noise in his ears as he got closer. He blinked in discomfort.
“Wait, what?” When he opened his eyes, he was in the upstairs of his starter house. “What am I doing here? I’m supposed to be getting dark oak logs!” Impulse wouldn’t call himself the most observant dwarf, but something was definitely off here. He went over the facts as he flew over to the shopping district. He needed to go to the shopping district. He needed dark oak. Gigalogs was out of dark oak. But there was another place that sold dark oak. What was it again?
“The Entity!” Impulse said the name and it filled him with a sudden dread. He’d said that name before. Like, recently. He was sure of it. The words felt familiar in his mouth. So why, then, couldn’t he remember?
He stood on top of his shop and looked at The Entity. It was right there, shifting slightly as it lay down. Impulse pointed at it, as if to confirm it was there. He took off again, headed right for it. There was a ringing in his ears that was getting louder as he got closer. That too, felt familiar. He landed, teeth gritted tight, ears ringing so loud that he couldn’t hear his own footsteps in the dirt. The Entity in all of it’s rock and moss glory (and blood? did rocks usually have gore?) looked down at him. Impulse looked up at it, but it’s form was blurry, like a camera lens struggling to focus.
“Dark oak!” He murmured to himself, half in a state of panic. He stumbled to a chest hanging off of The Entity. His fumbling fingers cracked the chest open and he blindly grabbed some stacks and threw some diamonds in. His vision was going white and the ringing in his ears was making his brain boil. Something thin and hard grabbed his hand.
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“Impulse?”
Impulse gasped and opened his eyes. Gem and Pearl were looking down at him in mild concern.
“Did you hear what we said?” Pearl asked.
“Uh, no?” Impulse replied, looking around. He was back in his dwarven keep.
“Did you get the dark oak?” Gem asked.
“Oh! No, I didn’t. I’m so sorry.” Impulse suddenly remembered what he had been trying to do. “It slipped my mind somehow.”
“What do you mean? You clearly went to The Entity.” Pearl said.
“What?” Impulse whipped his head to look at her.
“The note.” Pearl pointed to his hand, where there was a paper clenched in it. “I’d recognize that paper anywhere.”
Impulse uncurled his hand and smoothed out the paper in it. It was a red and grey stained paper, with white block letters that spelled out “Thank you for shopping at The Entity!”
“Oh?” Impulse looked in his inventory and pulled out nine stacks of dark oak logs. “Oh! I did… okay then.” He divided the wood best he could and threw some to each girl. “That’s so weird… I don’t remember going there. How come I always forget about The Entity?” He looked at the paper in his hand and put it back in his pocket. Maybe it was best that he kept forgetting about it.
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1morteveryday · 2 years
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153/365 👣
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keyunto · 2 years
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happy pride aka here's my characters again
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A leafcutter bee enjoys a sip of nectar from a bright orange head of milkweed flowers
megachile sp.
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The bells. As empty as her voice. In hollowness they ring, the harbingers of death.
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Instagram Post: gemmastyles (June 2, 2022)
“Ciao bella”
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fishchomp · 1 year
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not yet…
i am listening to the sounds of engines revving from miles and miles away. everyone else is smoking but instead i just watch from afar. temporary low.
i am counting the days until i can hold my breath again. in, in, in forever until i become so small that you can't even see me anymore. times like these are when i wonder most if i've ever crossed your heart. i hope i die.
ive pavloved myself again, but did you expect anything else? i mean, i was practically asking (begging) for it. there is something to be said about eternally waiting. ill keep dancing with cordiality and eating my insides until i am nothing more than scraps of fabric and entrails.
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londonspirit · 7 months
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Get those motherf*cking glasses ready by Thursday 🏴‍☠️
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ms-happytobehere · 2 years
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I'm graduating on Saturday and it doesn't feel real. My childhood friend, a nail artist and school librarian, did my nails today. She, her husband, and her cousin teased me, saying that I'm definitely going for my doctorate and placing bets on how long it will take the "professional student" to start trying to enroll in somebody's doctorate program. 😂
As much as I pouted and said that I need a break, it's nice to know that my close friends believe in me like that.
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music-asylum · 2 years
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June 2, 2022
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maraczeks · 2 years
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girls5eva s2 thread pt 4
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untothebreach · 2 years
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Someone on Instagram just described Moon Knight as a magical girl show and i...
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druggeddraccus · 2 years
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i went to bed around 11 last night and i should have stayed up later lol i woke up at 2am and now i can’t go back to sleep
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