#jughead: cop

[garbagequeer]

i just know angel raphael is popping those champagne bottles now that jughead’s memories have been erased and tabitha has to travel the multiverse as an angel instead of staying in riverdale. i just know he’s out there making moves and shooting his shot right now

#she's gonna fuck that old celestial being fuck jughead lives raphael kills cops #in this jabithaless world i have to think like this #riverdale #thing

[thedreadvampy]

god it sucks so fuckin hard that Riverdale REPEATEDLY goes out of its way to establish how severe the cycle of abuse, neglect and generational trauma is in the Jones family and then REPEATEDLY goes 'anyway we've solved that and all is forgiven immediately' like hmmm yeah good job

#red said #I'm watching s4 with Sam and hot on the heels of watching s1 with Jay #and it's like. both FP and Grandpa Jones spend whole seasons being built up as abusive alcoholics #then in FP's case he just Becomes Fine And Also A Cop and Jughead never has any issues trusting him ever again #and with FP's dad it's just like oh yeah i had to leave forever bc someone wanted to kill me. we cool? #and FP's like yes i have immediately forgotten how i talked for 4 seasons about how before you left you were a physically abusive arseholes

[jacobglaser]

Rewatching Riverdale from the start because apparently I want to break my brain even more than it already is.

#this show is so stupid and so good #i have so many things i need to yell about #jughead is so.... a lot but i would die for that weirdo #CW CHARACTERS STOP FUCKING YOUR TEACHERS #also i love watching shows and spotting actors who were in one-off spn eps #ive clocked 2 so far (cop from ftbyam and guy who befriended jack in 13x01) #anyway i apologise in advance for yelling about this dumb goddamn show for the foreseeable future #riverdale

[marivenah]

it is in fact so real I already have the fic finished

Zoiya walks into Riverdale and stabs Nick St Clair; twink obliterated. She then vanishes into the woods, never to be seen again. The End

#this is the first fic I've ever finished #I'm proud of myself #there's nothing else she would want to do in this town #no rat king dad #no pathetic cops she can corrupt #like who is she going to smooch? #exactly #no one #she'd probably be friends with cheryl #but that's it #imagine her meeting jughead #the last thing you hear is the windows shutdown sound before she explodes

[jhsharman]

Hot Dogs not allowed again

I have a hunch that Archie's original dialogue for panel one is buried on a "gag bag" page in the late 1970s. As it were, it appears from a different item this was maybe a week long gag series, or just something Bob Montana flushed out again.

I guess since they have shirts on and the art is somewhat different it is the latter.

#Archie Comics #Archie Andrews #Jughead #Hot dog #Beach #Rules and regulations #Hypocritical cop #Bob Montana

[tobylovesspence]

Playing Dangerous- F.P. Jones

Summary: The one where you flirt with a cop after wasting his patience.

It was hard to  be friends with the Archie group when they constantly got you into trouble with the law. It became easier when you got used it, and once you all turned 26. “Come on Y/n, we’re adults we can handle this!” You scoffed staring at Archie, “Exactly! We’re adults, we shouldn’t doing childish shit like this! We can get in trouble with the sheriff! Just cause it’s J’s dad doesn’t mean we can’t be arrested!” The group had been in your kitchen for about an hour, trying to convince you to help them break into some warehouse they swore they needed into. “Please Y/n? You know, we can’t do it without you” They were persistent, and Betty was whiny. “Fine, but if I get arrested you assholes are bailing me out.” 

You had somehow gotten in with no problems, finding nothing however you glared at the group from over the shoulder. “Oh look, nothing here.” You leaned over on a box, staring at Jughead, “What did I tell you?” He just awkwardly shrugged, “It has to be here, something does.” Just then the door slammed open and you all turned. “Shit.”

You sat in the back of his cop car, groaning, god of course you got arrested for those fucking idiots.”Everybody knows i’m a good girl, officer.” You stared at him through his back window as F.P. stared back. “Mhm, sure sweetheart.” You bat your eyelashes subtly, looking for something to get you out of his car. “Do you always work alone so late?” He wasn’t working alone, the others had been picked up in the other cars, but FP picked you up. You assumed he’d get Jughead and Betty. “Stop with that. Those try-hard doe eyes.” You wanted to scoff, God older men were dicks, but you just looked down. 

“The door was already open when we got there, you know.” You were trying to justify yourself. “Oh yeah, then tell me princess, why was the lock broken?” He had looked back at you for a moment. And somehow you didn’t find it repulsive, usually the princess comment would off-put you but from FP it felt weirdly like-able. “I wouldn’t do a thing like that, that’s for sure. The door was already open, I swear i’m not a liar.” He stopped to stare at you, your melty puppy eyes as you tried the sympathy approach. Unlike other men his age though, you couldn’t get what you wanted, he wasn’t as creepy, he didn’t fall as easy. 

You expected to end up in a cell for the night, cursing your stupid group, but you had stopped at the station. He had uncuffed you and led you into his office. Now you were confused. As you sat down awkwardly, trying to be still as delicate and princess-like as you were in the car, hoping to convince him to let you go home. “So we’re still on the princess act.” He noted as he sat across from you. “So, what was a group of kids doing in a warehouse?” You had finally snapped and let out a small scoff. “I’m a full grown adult, thank you very much, 26 almost 27.” FP smirked, he had gotten you to break. “I know, calm down, our birthday is next month.” You froze, why would he know that? He didn’t even have your records out. “So, we wanna try again? Why were you there?” 

You wouldn’t spill, sitting in front of, arms crossed over your chest as you held your tongue. “Y/n. Just tell me, I could just throw you into a cell, it is my job.” You looked up at him, a playful glare, you had a new approach to getting your way, and with the way he stared, you were winning. “Fine we can stay here all night then.” He began to pull out paper work. “Yay, I like your company.” He stared at you, your sarcasm soaked words floating in the air. “Brat.” You wanted to yell, you hated being treated like a child, but you held your breath because it also did something else to you. Any insult you had thought to throw back had been lost when he looked back up, staring into your eyes with that kind of intensity. “What, lose your insults?” You pushed your hands onto your lap, looking down, embarrassment flooding your brain. “Jesus, I’ll take you home.” You had realized he was staring at the clock, and the fact that it was now 1:37 in the morning. “What about my information?” He chuckled, “You weren’t gonna give it to me anyway.” You smirked, “True, I might give you something else though.” He stared at you, your words being sudden and out of nowhere. “Hey, maybe a kiss.” He laughed quietly, assuming your words a joke. But when placed a kiss to his lips, he was stunned. “I can walk myself home, unless you want to drive me.” You gave him that gushy smile, that 20 minutes ago was aggravating as hell, now, he was enjoying the lingering stare. “Yeah, not a chance, I’ll drive you.” You grinned, “Good choice, officer.”

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@b0nes-phobic​

#fp jones #fp jones x reader #fp jones x you #fp riverdale

[donnasweett]

remember when an angel possessed jughead to speak to tabitha in a form she was most comfortable with and then he killed some racist cops by showing them his true form. god i miss riverdale so fucking bad evrey day everry damn fucking day

#my silly little posts

[doctorcurdlejr]

there is a loose riverdale xfiles au that exists in my head where betty is mulder and archie is scully and they actually are just deeply platonic life partners who meet jughead & veronica after their dept gets moved to riverdale (hellmouth town with many such cases). while jughead mulder and betty scully may seem like a more obvious choice the problem with this is actually jughead fundamentally cant be a cop and is a writer by trade so he's a member of the lone gunman. betty is a good mulder because of her hunt to understand what happened to polly and her serial killer gene. archie is then scully because 1) red head 2) military family 3) sees ghosts. Veronica is a local politician who supports the dept after their first case involved her father but she seems to be hiding a secret of her own...

#thing i should write maybe who knows #riverdale #a day in the life

[leotanaka]

i love that reggie is giving this whole speech about how ridiculous it is that the cops think he killed jason before explaining it's more likely that jughead is the one who did it all while jughead, who is standing right there is distracted by archie battling a vending machine and actively losing to it.

#riverdale #riverdale rewatch #rvd text #kraina rewatches rvd

[thecooler]

Forever obsessed with the episode of Riverdale where a therapist rolls in and like

For Betty, Archie and Cheryl she doesn't maybe give the best advice but she's clearly sympathetic towards them

Then Jughead walks in and she's like FUCK YOU you PIECE OF SHIT selfish child. Apologize to your cop dad or DIE

And then Veronica comes in and she is like "I diagnose you with an Oedipus AND Electra complex. Goodbye."

#Riverdale #baz talks

[garbagequeer]

i love poppyseed blossom. she’s living the red scare. she’s helping women poison their husbands. her girl’s name is bitsy. she’s being accused of being a communist by cop straight gay kevin for her lesbian crimes against past jughead. and her name. is poppyseed

#and she is forever in my heart i love you poppyseed #riverdale #thing

[thedreadvampy]

thinking about Season 1 Cheryl and Season 1 Jughead and kind of breaking my own heart

#red said #riverdaleposting #THEY'RE SO LONELY AND IT MAKES THEM SO SPIKY #THEY JUST DESPERATELY AND COMPLETELY NEED TO BE LOVED #tbh Cheryl periodically carries this through the whole show even the most hogwild series #whereas. s1 Jughead is the best and most tragic character but the tragedy of Jughead kind of goes off the rails #mostly bc. they make FP abruptly and without much effort jump from Neglectful Alcoholic Failing To Support His Son #to Best Dad Ever And Also A Cop #without at any point having him like. relapse or struggle. or Jughead hold any grudge at all. #and as the child of an alcoholic parent can we just acknowledge: however much someone wants to change it doesn't WORK like that #they can change i think it was a good move to have FP make a sea change in his life after s1 #but. they should have shown that it was hard for both him and Jughead #for him to stay sober and forgive himself and for Jughead to trust him #bc the FP and Jughead storyline in s1 is fucking heartbreaking it's so effective

[tibby]

thinking about how in season one of riverdale when jughead got arrested and gay kevin’s straight cop dad was like “well jugging head you DID try to set your school on fire a few years back” and then they just. never brought up tween jughead committing arson ever again.

[archietransdrews]

archie's rapid s2 descent into outright vigilantism is kind of a meme at this point but i do think it bears repeating that at bottom his frantic urgency stems directly from the fact that he knows the cops and the mayor aren't going to do anything meaningful to stop the violence. it is this utter lack of faith in adult institutions, which comes directly off the back of the mishandled investigation and exposed corruption of s1, that makes him feel the need to take matters into his own hands. in a lot of ways, archie's night watch is the flip side of the coin that is betty and jughead's teen detective squad; woefully misguided though his efforts are, they come from an accurate assessment of the political landscape in riverdale, shared by many of the town's teens, which leads them to conclude rightly that the town's adults will not keep them safe and are in fact likely implicated in what's going on.

#a long wish to be elsewhere

[foundfamilyadoptionagency]

No Riverdale characters here, sorry 😔✋

Yeah, all of the main cast has been submitted, so they'll be polled, but I reckon they're about as unlikely to get in as all those cop characters From my limited knowledge of Riverdale, I think that maaaaybe Cheryl would be the only one who'd have even a slim chance of getting in? But she hasn't been submitted. Alternatively, maybe some of the old school Archie Comic versions that aren't from Riverdale? I remember quite liking those Jughead comics by Chip Zdarsky where he was openly asexual, but idk if people know about them

#Talking

[viewfromthelake]

I'm never going to stop randomly encountering WTF moments from Riverdale, am I? I'll be sixty and scrolling through Tumblr (yes, it still exists) and come across a gifset of Archie saying "Look, I'm not my father. I don't do kung fu. I'm a cop. That's who I am. That's what I do."

And Jughead wearing a banana costume saying, "That doesn't change the fact that you've been chosen to lead the Banana Army. When Hot Dog ascended and became a god, he chose you."

#riverdale #archie #jughead #banana army