#baz talks

[thecooler]

#baz talks #poll #writeblr #fanfiction #fanfic #im prob a 3 at this point :p #this is just for fun dont be rude to each other ok #rbs appreciated for sampling etc but im not gonna beg lol #greatest hits

[fightclubgayporn]

middle aged women have like a sixth sense when it comes to choosing the worst group of teenagers to call "ladies"

hi if you are trying to get into genuine gender discourse in my notes maybe dont. i didnt mean for this to blow up + this was a throwaway post abt me and my friend in a toy store a year ago. cool thanks

#baz talks

[bazooiegod]

her: im coming over you better not be polokus stirring a cauldron when I get there

me:

#baz talks #rayman

[ghostbergara]

Guys guys look at this handmade Christmas gift I got from my friend😭

#I LOVE HIM #I put him on top of my easel and gave him a brush so he can be my little painting buddy #little moth man baby #I love him so muchhhh #baz talks

[losergendered]

why are the mvs for french rap-pop boy bands so deeply bisexual

#by french rap-pop boy bands i do just mean pzk #but like. hello #baz talks

[pedro-pascal]

every film maker should have one thing in mind: will this be a good gif?

#(i'm talking about that manny video. wtf is this?????? it was all over the place and the video was spinning and shaking) #like. one shot should be at least 50 frames ffs #with obviously no police or logo on it #film makers should commit to the fact that tumblerinas WILL gif their movie #and if they want their movie to be gif'ed well then they need beautiful shots #i'm looking at you baz luhrmann. your shots are so beautiful but they're like 15 frames #this should be punished by law

[vebokki]

simon and baz still live in my brain. now what

#5 remaining carry on fans! assemble! #taking creative liberty in the form of not making baz roger smith gray..whoever said vampires can't have melanin lets have a talk #carry on fanart #simon snow series #simon snow #baz pitch #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #snowbaz #can't stop drawing art for ships three people care about...thinks. im crazy but im free

[rimeswithpurple]

Happy Birthday Baz!

Lemon Swiss Roll Cake with blueberry jam & lavender cream | Unicorn Inlay | Gumpaste Flowers

@rainbowrowell

#mr. purple says it tastes like small talk #taught myself how to make gumpaste flowers #i had the best time #i can't believe the inlay worked #it felt like magic #happy birthday baz #baz pitch #simon snow series

[stretch-time]

OH SHIT

REAL

#stretch talks #fnaf #dawko #fnaf spoilers #fnaf movie #THERES ALSO RYAN RAZ AND BAZ TOO HOLY SHIT

[iamamythologicalcreature]

Three lost boys (found)

“Pan would have never done this,” Hook eventually says. “Tonight would have ended in blood.”

“Disappointed?” Simon asks.

Hook releases a long sigh. It sounds sad. Tired. “Can’t say that I am. I used to be a lost boy myself.”

“You were?” I ask, turning to look at the slumbering kids a short distance away.

“Not that kind,” Hook says with distaste. His voice softens. “A different sort of lost somewhere else.”

Excerpt from Lost Boys, by @mooncello

I am so excited to announce that I'll be adding illustrations to @mooncello's absolutely gorgeous (and highly inspirational) fanfic "Lost Boys." I've been fangirling this story from the first sampling I read on a wipsday post, and getting to illustrate Heath's beautiful prose is an absolute dream.

If you haven't read Chapter 1 yet, now's an excellent time to do so! You can get the full context for the illustration above, and see a higher res version, if you so desire.

Thank you for inviting me to play in your sandbox, Heath! <3

#snowbaz #simon snow #baz pitch #carry on fanfiction #carry on fanart #fic rec #Snowbaz goes to Neverland #jodarta #lost boys #Look I just love these boys #And I love neverland #So this is super cool for me #go read the fic #you'll see what i mean #I really just wanted to draw snowbaz hanging out with captain hook #And Baz's coat #And about a dozen other things from this fic seriously the hardest part is choosing what to focus on to draw #Loving this particular struggle though #And just between you and me #I'm a little in love with captain hook #And this whole thing is really an elaborate plot to get Heath to talk Captain James Hook with me #(it worked I'm a genius)

[wundrousarts]

Wow, love this still from the animated Nevermoor movie!

#look me in the eyes and tell me they don’t have similar visual vibes and shape language to the jupiter and baz we love and hate #nevermoor #nevermoor meme #the boxtrolls #jupiter north #baz charlton #I was basically a marketer for free for laika when this movie came out I was desperate to get ppl to see it 😭 #there was talks that if it flopped they’d like shut down so I endlessly promoted it #similar things for both kubo and missing like afterwards 😭 #wildwood where are youuuuu #stop motion 🫶🫶🫶

[thecooler]

I run GSA at the middle school I work at and this is really cool because sometimes I hear children calling my name and giggling, and I turn around and four gay thirteen year olds show me their sketchbooks full of art of various Hazbin Hotel characters and also Adam from the Bible, all of whom are pregnant

#baz talks #being 100% genuine i love them and they are very funny and talented #greatest hits #if my kids find ne because of this ill blow myself up

[fightclubgayporn]

extremely funny to me that the batman 2022 got hundreds of teenage trans guys to watch fast food nation (depressing but effective critique of large scale corporate food production) bc paul dano was in it for like 7 minutes as an emo boy

#listen i am also a teenage trans guy who watched ffn bc paul dano was in it as an emo boy. #and i also got the industrial machinery accident jumpscare. im one of you #its just v funny to me #baz talks

[bazooiegod]

not to get shippy but what if geno doesn't have the ability to kiss mario due to not having a proper mouth but mario doesn't mind. I think mario would be very patient with geno in general and be very understanding that being a wooden puppet means he won't be able to do certain human acts. sometimes they figure out workarounds.

#baz talks #genario

[ghostbergara]

Care for some unfinished art?

#yeah I was going to do a style challenge #lost motivation and wanted to move on abhjdbhjd #I don’t actually hate most of these I just can’t seem to finish anything #finishing art is hard! #I have fun tho #not tagging this under my art because well it’s unfinished #baz talks #it can go there instead abhjd

[that-disabled-princess]

You know what, I'm making The Post.

Disability parallels in Carry On and why they matter

We know Simon's wings and tail are a metaphor for his queerness, but what about the disability parallels? The disability parallels in Simon's wings and tail, in Baz's vampirism, in Simon losing his magic.

Simon's wings and tail make life difficult for him. When he wears clothing at all, he has to either accommodate his wings and tail or deal with crushing them under clothing. Crushing them and that extra pressure can hurt like hell and really distract you, but having to constantly worry about accommodating yourself is also a huge pain. It takes a long time--learning to accommodate yourself and your disabilities in a world that just doesn't want to let you.

I'm pro-Simon keeping his wings and tail for this reason.

Baz's vampirism, while a metaphor for queerness, is also a metaphor for chronic illnesses. I don't have a chronic illness myself, so I can't really speak to this one, but it's still important to talk about the parallel. He has dietary accommodations he needs to survive, and not many people around him willing to accommodate that because of fear and prejudice.

As for Baz's leg... Oh, I'm so sick of the abled healing the disabled narrative. Let Baz be disabled. Let him have a fucked-up leg and use a posh cane. Let Simon and Baz be disabled boyfriends together.

Simon's magic is a whole other can of worms to open, but @messofthejess opened it this morning and I'm crawling through the unpleasant sliminess with them.

Simon losing his magic is an important disability parallel. He's had magic his entire life--had magic as a part of his body his entire life, even if he hated it the whole time--and now that part of himself, of his identity, is gone. Who is he without his magic? Who is he when the world he lives in revolves around and caters to people with magic? Who is he when people won't slow down to match the pace he's going at when he can no longer keep up?

Simon has to learn to live without his magic. Because as @ebbpettier said, tape exists. And sometimes wanting to go back to the way things were means you never move forward or grow. Because things will never go back to the way they were, too much has happened. You can never go back. Sometimes growing means letting go.

There are people who will accommodate Simon. He'll find his people. We all will. It'll be rough, it'll be hard, it'll take literal blood and sweat and an ocean of tears, but he'll get there.

These disability parallels are important and I think they should be talked about more.

#i'm disabled and have THOUGHTS #fuck it i am throwing them out there #the disability parallels are too important #the queer parallels are talked about a lot but the disability parallels are just... left behind #fandom is for disabled people too #carry on #baz pitch #simon snow #snowbaz #meta