#jokeposting

[trickstersmagic]

Miguel after letting Peter B hit: Should I eat him?

#jokeposting #spiderdads #peter x miguel #marvel #yes I am implying that mig is like a female spider #peter b parker #miguel o'hara #mig thinking about killing/eating peter after the deed is my favorite part about this ship

[oddball-in-the-scarf]

something possessed me and threatened to consume me whole if I didn't make this, I'm sorry I have to unleash it on you all.

#a post of mine #jokeposting #verbalase #godzilla minus one #shitpost #shitposting #this is the worst thing ive made im so sorry #hide away #meme #hazbin hotel #this isnt too insensitive is it??

[baby-tart]

I’m on a seaworld diet. I see world, I eat it.

-Jimmy

#shallotposting #jokeposting #lil jimmy eat world joke for y’all

[astralmight]

Posing so sensual with ornate sanctified dagger against my indomitable body and frame of steel everlasting, a symbol of divine bloodthirst against that which can't bleed but claims the same yearning 🥰😍🤪🤖🗡️🩸

#thoughts and thinking #jokeposting

[children-of-subcon]

Dw this is incomprehensible to me too

#Listen canonically prince would probably say this bc bleep bloop 👽 yknow #AHiT #USAU #jokeposting

[deltamothsblog]

me: probably gotta leave for the bus in uhh... 20 minutes. aka enough time to play getting over it once or twice. friend: You're obsessed 💀💀💀 me: god forbid men have hobbies.

paraphrased convo i had with a friend. im gonna start using "god forbid men have hobbies" and "god forbid women have fun" way more often its just great

#jokeposting #heehee #main tag lmaop

[oleandernodeath]

I can’t stop picturing @disembowel-me‘s trepanation fic (great fic which I recommend, @ed them so you can go check out their blog) and how similar Lawrence’s behaviour is to Dahmer with his living zombies, this has put me in such a comical mood I haven’t actually giggled in months but I sound like a kookaburra. 

Lawrence would 100% without a doubt try pouring chemicals into the brains of captives, I almost feels inspired by this to make a very dark fic, lord save us BTD mutuals. The tcc would eat Lawrence UP he’d have those weirdo blogs and flower crown edits dedicated to him because he’s a little handsome and he’s queer, what a #icon /j 

#personal #jokeposting #dahmer disturbs me deeply so fictionalising it is the only way i know to cope #as with most things i write on here #lawrence needs a toke and a blanket after me making fun of him so much lol

[norakitkat]

Was anyone gonna tell me that Miss Rabbit is literally carrying the entire Peppa Pig universe,

or was i supposed to find out inadventently because my brother keeps switching to cartoons?

#silly posting #jokeposting #the world would canonically collapse without miss rabbit and i find that way funnier than i should

[idioticsnow]

i wish transids weren't transids so I could identify as sum shit like transfictional instead of fictionkin/jjjjjj

#fictionkin #jokeposting #anti transids #transids dni

[eye-of-enigmatic-thought]

What if for various AUs of different medias, AUs mean their most common rl acronym, everything is set in Australia

#a post of mine #jokeposting

[lilbug-guy]

*takes a sip of water* ugh is this decaf?? I

#sillyposting #joke #jokeposting #posts you are welcome to laugh at #og

[trickstersmagic]

Miguel carrying Miles by the collar with his teeth like a mama cat

#maria talks #jokeposting #miguel o’hara #miles morales #just a funny imagine thing I like #spiderman across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse

[oddball-in-the-scarf]

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#a post of mine #jokeposting #muppets #long post

[baby-tart]

Mice and squirrels and other such rodents gathered together in a prohibiton-era bar.

A squeakeasy, if you will

#shallotposting #jokeposting

[coffee-pisser]

hey guys I'm super good at being human. I like to do skateboard and listen to anger music like Emmanem and Leonard's Skinnards

#its a joke #jokeposting

[enden-k]

I ship Diluc with his depression.

ofc. i think this is a very good ship 👍

#IM SO SORRY DILUC AHAHAAHAH NSBSJSBA #jokepost #own art #diluc