#shallotposting

[baby-tart]

RIP Anthony Bourdain, you would’ve LOVED Dungeon Meshi

#shallotposting #i need to tweet this later

[real-real-numbers]

big eater of shallots myself

#shallotposting

[sexcaliburs]

The sheer amount of shallotposting I'd do if there was more content of him here would humble all of you. These are my rent-lowering gunshots

#if you don't like me at my ballsposting you don't deservee at my sonicposting or something #once I finish watching legends' story mode *I'll* do the shallotposting. I'm gonna be the change I wanna see in the world #| gareth's musings |

[baby-tart]

I’m on a seaworld diet. I see world, I eat it.

-Jimmy

#shallotposting #jokeposting #lil jimmy eat world joke for y’all

[baby-tart]

um jammer lammy is so fun, cuz it supposes “what if everything was JUST like playing the guitar??” and chooses some horrible scenarios in which you Should Not Hold It Like That, such as When Wielding A Chainsaw. Itt’s so cool!!

#shallotposting #highposting #um jammer lammy

[baby-tart]

Decided to be pretty today. Ok?

#shallotposting #my face

[baby-tart]

A very big Thank You to @tallysingatsby for bringing my precious daughter, Xiriel, to joyful colorful life! You WILL look at her! She’s pretty and adorable and her shirt has butterflies on it! Everyone say “Thank You, Tallysin!”

He is taking commissions rn for as low as 5 dollars so I recommend Getting In those DMs! (I also recommend paying More Than 5 dollars, personally, cuz it’s Pretty Good Art if i do say so myself)

#shallotposting #artposting #this is my first time ever commissioning an art piece from anyone #and i’m so glad i have! i get why this is addicting #between this and whenever i get my first tattoo #i am going to become obsessed with spending money on awesome images

[baby-tart]

#shallotposting #ponyposting #mlp #mlp fim #mane six #reblog this poll. even if u r not an mlp enjoyer. reblog this poll #this both is and isnt a liars club reference

[baby-tart]

YURI!!!!!!

YURI‼️‼️

#shallotposting #answering #yuriposting

[baby-tart]

The boygirl fagdyke beside you is lowkey stealing the covers. What do you do?

#shallotposting

[baby-tart]

The world if i could be on the phone with my boyfriend for more than 2 hours

#shallotposting #parker if you see this i am not like upset or anything i just miss you times 1 bajillion #the world is a vampire

[baby-tart]

If sex is so casual, why does the thought of it burn a gaping sizzling hole in the middle of my stomach and heart?? Checkmate, liberals

#shallotposting #i hate feeling #the burning is desire btw. a desparate want bordering on a need for intimacy #and it cant be from just Anywhere #so truly. how are people so casual? why cant i be? #ok i need to go to bed

[baby-tart]

I LOVE sexting my boyfriend while we’re both muted in a public discord call. The most fun a dyke can have over long distance or whatever.

#shallotposting #nsft #dykeposting

[baby-tart]

i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you

#shallotposting #scaryjokeposting #the scary jokes #i am listening to no leverage/ no pleasure #and that chorus really steals my entire soul every time #also #i love you #btw #if you even care

[baby-tart]

I feel the most like a woman when I look like absolute shit. Idk what it is. In a big baggy hoodie with disheveled hair i’m like, “yeah, that’s a girl” and when I dress up super femme I like it very much as well, but i feel like the illusion could disappear at a moment’s notice so i remain vigilant. But, weirdly, on days when I wear a light amount of makeup, with a modest outfit, I feel like a pretender. The world is a funny.

#shallotposting

[baby-tart]

Where is the Sylvester Stallone 3D theatre pointing at person in crowd image? I need it

#shallotposting #i’m gonna make it say #‘she is wallowing in the suicidal ideation’ #or something like that #i thought of it earlier at work but i forgot the phrasing