#john/xander

[chaotic-goodsir]

*John MacNamara voice* My two weird army girlfriends. And yes, they both pet-name the president.

#starkid #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #starkid black friday #john macnamara #xander lee #wilbur cross #macnacross #crossnamara #john/xander

[ren-is-real]

I had a vision

(Don’t ask about the Wilbur cross x wiggly crackship just accept it)

#npmd #xander lee #john macnamara #general john macnamara #general macnamara #starkid #starkid black friday #starkid fanart #starkid memes #hatchetfield #wilbur cross #wiggly starkid #wiggog y'wrath #lords in black #uncle wiley #black friday starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

How i think Avery greets everyone:

Oren:

Avery: *walks out the door and spots Oren* Oren!

Avery: *gives him a hug*

Oren: *trying his best not to smile*

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Jameson:

Avery: *wakes up*

Avery: *sees him next to her*

Avery: *gives him kisses all over*

Jameson: *laughing and kissing her back*

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Grayson:

Avery: *walks by him*

Avery:*stops and stares into his eyes*

Grayson: *stares back*

Avery and Grayson: *staring into each other's eyes, unblinking, for a few seconds*

Avery and Grayson: *aggressive nod*

Avery and Grayson: *going back to what they were initially doing*

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Nash:

Avery: *sees Nash and runs up to him*

Avery: *engulfs Nash into the biggest hug she can*

Nash: *laughs and pats her head*

Avery: *tries to trip him bc "there's no playing dirty if you win"*

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Xander:

Xander:

Avery:

[insert very fast and very complicated handshake]

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Libby:

Avery: *hugs Libby*

Avery: I love you so much ifanyonehurtsyouIwillhireahitman. Good morning. ♥

Libby:

Libby: I love you too. Let's have breakfast together

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Max:

Avery: *from one end of the hallway* Max!

Max: *from the other end of hallway* Avery!

Avery and Max: *walking toward each other Dio and Jotaro style*

(i personally think Max watches anime and Avery finds it funny to make references)

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Alisa:

Avery: Morning Alisa!

Alisa and Avery: *give each other a side hug*

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#In some forms of love words hold no importance where actions express more #I came up with that shit #Might be a lil ooc but who cares #Xander is scared of Avery and Grayson's greeting #He thinks they've probably planned murder and are gonna carry it out #Question is who's murder #Drake's I hope. #Nash wants in #the inheritance games #grayson hawthorne #the hawthorne legacy #the final gambit #the brothers hawthorne #jameson hawthorne #nash hawthorne #the grandest game #the hawthorne vault #xander hawthorne #Alisa ortega #avery kylie grambs #Libby grambs #maxine liu #max liu #john oren #I spent 10 minutes on this shit #Hamnahs incorrect quotes

[thejudeduarte]

Why is Oren just ALWAYS there

#The most craziest shit will be happening #And oren will be there like: 👁️👄👁️ #He's the real star of the show #Oren>>> #I've said it before and I'll say it again #Oren is tiernan in an alternate universe #tig #the inheritance games #the final gambit #the brothers hawthorne #the hawthorne legacy #nash hawthorne #grayson hawthorne #avery kylie grambs #avery grambs #a very risky gamble #jameson hawthorne #xander hawthorne #john oren

[mafiasliege]

I have a fic idea that one day avery just disappears from oren's sight and this dude's freaking out like all "CODE RED!!!" and all of that but then he sees Jameson, asks him where she is, and he takes oren to a room and avery and other Hawthorne house residents (even laughlins etc) scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!" With a cake and everything for oren's birthday. At first he's angry but then avery puts a birthday hat on him and he's like "okay… that's actually nice… thank you 👉👈🙂"

I'm begging you someone write it.

#the inheritance games #tig fic ideas #avery kylie grambs #tig #the grandest game #jameson hawthorne #grayson hawthorne #nash hawthorne #xander hawthorne #john oren

[what-life-is-really-like]

[During The Siege of Macindaw]

Horace: What time is it?

Will: I don't know, pass me my mandola and we'll find out.

Will: *plays mandola loudly and out of tune*

Xander: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE LUTE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Will: It's 2am

#source: ?? #Ranger's Apprentice #Horace Altman #will treaty #incorrect quotes #fantasy books #books #xander #The Siege of Macindaw #John Flanagan

[herondalesbooklover]

Have you ever imagined the tig series from Oren's POV? I have, and in my mind this man is TIRED of everything and everyone. Sometimes I tend to forget that this man is everywhere Avery goes even if it is a few paces away, he is still there. If I am not mistaken in most of the romantic scenes he is there like hidden somewhere. Imagine how awkward that must be for him.

For me he is like: "oh yes, Jameson sneaked into Avery's room again. Is he a threat? I don't think so. I don't wanna know what they are doing."

#this man is absolutely fed up #he loved them nonetheless #john oren #avery grambs #jacks x evangeline #the inheritance games #the brothers hawthorne #the final gambit #grayson hawthorne #nash hawthorne #jameson hawthorne #xander hawthorne

[hauntedtrait]

Queenie May & The Destroyers

#s4edits #i have so many sim bands lol #but these are my latest babies #what will i do with them? idk #but i love them #from left to right top to bottom: #Queenie May #(vocalist) #Lana Masters #(guitarist) #Riley Savage #(drummer) #Xander Carson #(bassist) #John Kearns #qm&td #pls ask me about them <3333

[riddles-n-games]

Ok, listen guys, I know that there's this one guy that appears in almost all the realistic imaginings of Xander Hawthorne (btw, sorry that I dropped off the face of the Earth), but has anyone of you ever considered this guy?

Ladies, may I present to you, Jordan Fisher, otherwise perhaps more familiar to you as John Ambrose McClaren from the sequel in the To All The Boys I've Loved Before trilogy. Now, he's more grown up here, but he also starred in Liv and Maddie when he was a teen and I feel like other than the height being a potential issue, add a little more pudge to his face and some more curls, and voila: à la Xander Blackwood Hawthorne!

I mean, just look at him! Isn't he cute? Isn't he gorgeous? The perfect dimples and look of mischief that EXACTLY fits our one and only beloved Xander.

#xander blackwood hawthorne #xander hawthorne #john ambrose mcclaren #holden dippledorf #jordan fisher #isn't he perfect? #just look at him #look at his face #look at his smile #the inheritance games #tig #to all the boys i've loved before #ps i still love you #tatbilb #psisly #liv and maddie

[x-liv25-jamieswife]

the hawthornes and co and their favorite book genres

jameson - thrillers, horror, murder mysteries, but also sometimes loves fantasy because of the politics and magic systems (i feel like he'd be into that) also because in fantasy books, characters tend to do reckless things in war and stuff (jamie and his risk taking), and dystopian (BASICALLY ANYTHING OK) (also sometimes indulges himself in a romance book or a book with a romance subplot)

grayson - classical and romance

xander - dystopian, romance (sometimes with smut), or smth educational

nash - romance (he loves smut...)

avery - murder mysteries, thrillers, and romance (sometimes historical romances), and fantasy sometimes to escape the real world (i think that's smth she would want to do sometimes)

libby - fantasy (she loves reading about magic systems and different political systems) with romance, plain romance

max - romance (with smut), fantasy, murder mysteries. basically anything that has romance in it.

rebecca - romance, murder mysteries, classical, historical

alisa - classical or educational (she also sometimes loves indulging herself in a good romance book every once in a while)

oren - dystopian (a dystopian romance book every once in a while cause he's secretly a hopeless romantic), thrillers, murder mysteries

thea - only reads for school. absolutely despises it with a passion.

#the inheritance games #jameson hawthorne #grayson hawthorne #avery grambs #nash hawthorne #xander hawthorne #libby grambs #maxine liu #rebecca laughlin #thea calligaris #alisa ortega #john oren

[youshouldhavepaidattentiondad]

Tired

Warning: Implied suicidal ideation

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"I'm tired."

The words hang heavy in the air. Xander can't quite believe what he just heard. "What did you say?"

John flicks the ashes from the end of his cigarette. “I'm tired,” he repeats. His face screams it: the bags under his bloodshot eyes; the paleness of his skin; and the dull expression. His entire frame slumps, as if he carries some invisible weight. “Have been for a long time.”

The clock on the wall ticks, a timer for how long it takes Xander to respond.

“Then… rest? Maybe take a vacation? I'm sure you have plenty of leave, right?” Xander suggests, trying to be helpful.

Shaking his head, John stubs out his cigarette on the ashtray sitting on his desk. “Don't think it would help. It's…”

He pulls out another cigarette and lights it.

“Do… Do you want to talk to someone about it?” Xander asks gently, his dark eyes full of concern.

John sighs, sending a stream of smoke past his lips. “I don't know.”

This only serves to make Xander's worry grow. “I'll go get someone.” His eyes drop to John's holster. “Give me your firearm.”

Wordlessly, John pulls out the gun, flipping it to offer the grip to Xander.

Once Xander has the firearm, he heads for the door. Glancing back, he assures, “I'll be right back. Stay here.’

The door closes. John sits on the edge of his desk, head dropping so he can stare at the floor.

“What's wrong, Johnny?” A familiar, drawling voice taunts, “Down in the dumps?”

John lifts his eyes just enough to see combat boots and the hem of a pair of jeans. He doesn't bother responding.

“Oh, this must be bad if you won't talk to me,” the voice laments sarcastically.

A pause.

“I could take it all away, y’know.”

This makes John lift his head to look straight into the dark eyes of what used to be Wilbur Cross. “Take away what?”

“The fatigue, the pain, the loneliness,” Wiley lists off, “I can make it all just disappear.”

He holds out a shiny green apple. “One bite is all it takes, Johnny.”

John stares at the verdant skin of the fruit. His hands clenched into fists as he tries to fight the yearning in his chest, the urge to just reach out, to taste the sour juice of the apple.

One of his hand raises, fingers stretching out for the fruit.

The sound of the door opening makes John tear his eyes away from Wiley.

Xander enters, followed by one of the staff therapists. “Hey, John, I found…” He trails off, raising an eyebrow. “Are you okay?”

“I'm-” John looks back to see both Wiley and the apple have disappeared.

Hand falling back to his side, John merely shrugs. “I'm just tired, Xander,” he repeats quietly.

#john macnamara #xander lee #wilbur cross #uncle wiley #hatchetfield universe #tgwdlm #black friday #nightmare time #starkid #tw suicidal ideation

[chaotic-goodsir]

Very much not thinking about the meeting that must have taken place at P.I.E.P. during the early events of Black Friday, in which Xander Lee, given his experience as a theoretical physicist/field agent, probably volunteered to be the earth's ambassador to the Black and White - and John MacNamara almost definitely stood up and said the professional equivalent of:

'Absolutely fucking not, Xander. I am not going through that again. I'd send the god damn president before I'd let you through that portal.'

#might as well give up on the 'break' at this point to be honest #im back and im johnny macs posting today it would seem #starkid black friday #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #xander lee #john macnamara

[hey-its-robin00]

BMC PEIP!

This idea is from a hatchetfield discord server. This is a really fun and welcoming server, it's also not just RP(we have a lot of good characters open rn tho). If you want just a fun group to talk too this you should join the server!

#hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetfield universe #hatchetverse #peip #john mcnamara #xander lee #bmc musical #be more chill #hatchetfield oc #hatchefield rp

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Avery: "Make friends" they said

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Jameson and Grayson: *fighting and brawling like their lives depend on it*

Xander, running around: *UNHOLY SCREECHING*

Nash: *sitting on the edge of a chair that's on fire eating popcorn and watching the show while talking to Libby on the phone*

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Avery: "it'll be fun" they said. "The Hawthorne boys aren't that bad" they said

Avery, looking at Oren, referring to Skye: "no one will try to outright murder you" THEY SAID

Bonus:

Alisa: I warned you, don't look at me

#Avery is done with them fr #the inheritance games #grayson hawthorne #the hawthorne legacy #the final gambit #the brothers hawthorne #jameson hawthorne #nash hawthorne #xander hawthorne #the grandest game #the hawthorne vault #Avery grambs #avery grambs #libby grambs #Alisa ortega #john oren #Hamnahs incorrect quotes

[thebugthatruinsyourpicnic]

John MacNamara says 'needle the thread' instead of 'thread the needle' and because of this Xander doesn't let him anywhere near a sewing kit

#thoughts of a bug #general macnamara #john macnamara #xander lee #macnamander #black friday #hatchetfield #starkid

[its-my-barbeque]

Do you see my vision

#-eve #hannah foster #lex foster #ethan green #colonel schaffer #wilbur cross #xander lee #general john macnamara #black friday #the guy who didn't like musicals