#xander lee

[chaotic-goodsir]

Very much not thinking about the meeting that must have taken place at P.I.E.P. during the early events of Black Friday, in which Xander Lee, given his experience as a theoretical physicist/field agent, probably volunteered to be the earth's ambassador to the Black and White - and John MacNamara almost definitely stood up and said the professional equivalent of:

'Absolutely fucking not, Xander. I am not going through that again. I'd send the god damn president before I'd let you through that portal.'

#might as well give up on the 'break' at this point to be honest #im back and im johnny macs posting today it would seem #starkid black friday #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #xander lee #john macnamara

[ren-is-real]

I had a vision

(Don’t ask about the Wilbur cross x wiggly crackship just accept it)

#npmd #xander lee #john macnamara #general john macnamara #general macnamara #starkid #starkid black friday #starkid fanart #starkid memes #hatchetfield #wilbur cross #wiggly starkid #wiggog y'wrath #lords in black #uncle wiley #black friday starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals

[honeyspawn]

Black Friday characters according to my friend who has never seen Black Friday (but has seen tgwdlm)

inspired by this post

#the slurpee incident of '08 #starkid #black friday #tom houston #lex foster #hannah foster #becky barnes #linda monroe #wilbur cross #ethan green #frank pricely #gary goldstein #sherman young #howard goodman #xander lee

[fictionalheroine]

The shopping day from hell

#starkid #team starkid #black friday starkid #black friday musical #general macnamara #linda monroe #wiggly #tom houston #becky barnes #lex foster #hannah foster #sherman young #gary goldstein #wilbur cross #xander lee #ethan green #hfgifs #paul matthews #emma perkins #frank pricely #howard goodman #wiggog y'wrath

[nerdyprudesmuststim]

xander lee stimboard !

⛧ with science stims !

☾ rq'd by anon !

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#xander lee #black friday #starkid #stimboard #team starkid #hatchetfield #stim #hatchetverse #chemistry #science #lava lamp #blue #bioluminescence

[violetheart77]

PEIP discovers the Lords In Black

Xander: Let’s call this one . . . “The Tinkerer”

Tinky: [*bites Xander*]

Xander: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

(based on this)

#incorrect quotes #yes that IS a screenshot of the subtitles for Time Bastard #cropping it small enough to be only that part was a PAIN #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #PEIP #xander lee #t’noy karaxis #t'noy karaxis #lords in black #time bastard #killer track #nightmare time #black friday #black friday musical #black friday starkid #starkid shitposts #starkid memes #i write shitposts not tragedies

[hey-its-robin00]

BMC PEIP!

This idea is from a hatchetfield discord server. This is a really fun and welcoming server, it's also not just RP(we have a lot of good characters open rn tho). If you want just a fun group to talk too this you should join the server!

#hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetfield universe #hatchetverse #peip #john mcnamara #xander lee #bmc musical #be more chill #hatchetfield oc #hatchefield rp

[thebugthatruinsyourpicnic]

John MacNamara says 'needle the thread' instead of 'thread the needle' and because of this Xander doesn't let him anywhere near a sewing kit

#thoughts of a bug #general macnamara #john macnamara #xander lee #macnamander #black friday #hatchetfield #starkid

[infectedpaul]

she peipin on my john til im mcnamara

#dex says things #hatchetfield #general john macnamara #xander lee #colonel schaffer #paul matthews #president howard goodman #doodles

[fencecollapsed]

not exactly a theory but something I think would be kinda neat

Miss Holloway and Xander Lee having some kind of past. like a mirror of McNamara and Wiley u see

#remember xander #whens he coming back #cj says stuff #hatchetfield #starkid #miss holloway #xander lee #general mcnamara #wilbur cross

[glitter50000]

Black Friday (2019)

#hatchetfield #starkid #black friday #john macnamara #Xander lee #howard goodman

[chaotic-goodsir]

*John MacNamara voice* My two weird army girlfriends. And yes, they both pet-name the president.

#starkid #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #starkid black friday #john macnamara #xander lee #wilbur cross #macnacross #crossnamara #john/xander

[its-my-barbeque]

Do you see my vision

#-eve #hannah foster #lex foster #ethan green #colonel schaffer #wilbur cross #xander lee #general john macnamara #black friday #the guy who didn't like musicals

[youshouldhavepaidattentiondad]

Tired

Warning: Implied suicidal ideation

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"I'm tired."

The words hang heavy in the air. Xander can't quite believe what he just heard. "What did you say?"

John flicks the ashes from the end of his cigarette. “I'm tired,” he repeats. His face screams it: the bags under his bloodshot eyes; the paleness of his skin; and the dull expression. His entire frame slumps, as if he carries some invisible weight. “Have been for a long time.”

The clock on the wall ticks, a timer for how long it takes Xander to respond.

“Then… rest? Maybe take a vacation? I'm sure you have plenty of leave, right?” Xander suggests, trying to be helpful.

Shaking his head, John stubs out his cigarette on the ashtray sitting on his desk. “Don't think it would help. It's…”

He pulls out another cigarette and lights it.

“Do… Do you want to talk to someone about it?” Xander asks gently, his dark eyes full of concern.

John sighs, sending a stream of smoke past his lips. “I don't know.”

This only serves to make Xander's worry grow. “I'll go get someone.” His eyes drop to John's holster. “Give me your firearm.”

Wordlessly, John pulls out the gun, flipping it to offer the grip to Xander.

Once Xander has the firearm, he heads for the door. Glancing back, he assures, “I'll be right back. Stay here.’

The door closes. John sits on the edge of his desk, head dropping so he can stare at the floor.

“What's wrong, Johnny?” A familiar, drawling voice taunts, “Down in the dumps?”

John lifts his eyes just enough to see combat boots and the hem of a pair of jeans. He doesn't bother responding.

“Oh, this must be bad if you won't talk to me,” the voice laments sarcastically.

A pause.

“I could take it all away, y’know.”

This makes John lift his head to look straight into the dark eyes of what used to be Wilbur Cross. “Take away what?”

“The fatigue, the pain, the loneliness,” Wiley lists off, “I can make it all just disappear.”

He holds out a shiny green apple. “One bite is all it takes, Johnny.”

John stares at the verdant skin of the fruit. His hands clenched into fists as he tries to fight the yearning in his chest, the urge to just reach out, to taste the sour juice of the apple.

One of his hand raises, fingers stretching out for the fruit.

The sound of the door opening makes John tear his eyes away from Wiley.

Xander enters, followed by one of the staff therapists. “Hey, John, I found…” He trails off, raising an eyebrow. “Are you okay?”

“I'm-” John looks back to see both Wiley and the apple have disappeared.

Hand falling back to his side, John merely shrugs. “I'm just tired, Xander,” he repeats quietly.

#john macnamara #xander lee #wilbur cross #uncle wiley #hatchetfield universe #tgwdlm #black friday #nightmare time #starkid #tw suicidal ideation

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

the anon talking about wilbur/john gets it! i never saw their relationship as anything other than mentor and mentee

to me, general john mcnamara is happily married to his beloved husband, xander lee 🤍

(ofc u can hc whatev u want, i just personally prefer mcnamander)

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#confession #starkid #hatchetfield #wilbur cross #general macnamara #xander lee

[nerdyprudesmuststim]

xander stimboard !

⛧ with slime & glow in the dark stims !

☾ rq'd by @un-deserts-your-bluffs !

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#slime #glow in the dark #xander lee #starkid #stimboard #team starkid #stim #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #blue