#jock speaks

[ask-walter-and-vince]

Joke (part 1)

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#booghowart #not an ask #booghow short comic #short comic #walter and vince #wav #vince #willy #walter #gay #lgbt #comic #werewolf #vampire #witch #furry art #jock #nerd #the vampire was too stunned to speak #sad werewolf noises #ur doing great sweetie

[ex-jock-enthusiast]

Back to the classics: German model and TV star David Ortega Arenas embraced a fuller figure during his role as Diego on the reality show Köln 50667, und die Polsterung sieht prima aus!

Video Link:

#bulk #bulking #ex jock #exjock #hunky to chunky #fittofat #male gainer #we're back baby #also i dont really speak german so apologies if I pulled an Ein Berliner moment #Youtube

[recom-recruit]

oh theyre fucking for sure.

#im just speaking facts. #yall r sleeping on this ship im tellin you #miles quaritch #z-dog #zdinarsk #avatar 2 #atwow #q would find a familiar comfort in her #and z would like him bc hes the only non jock among the other recom guys #plus she seems like a dilfhunter lets be honest #recoms

[wheelie-butch]

#mez speaks #monster prom #the wolfpack #this is my vision #monster prom meme #they all use they/them but NOT because they are nonbinary. but bc they are always with the boys. #even if they are physically not with the boys. #the wolfpack's genders aren't 'man' also . their genders are JOCK #<- big brain opinions

[petruchio]

harry potter is so funny honestly bc ultimately yes it’s just a fairly run of the mill middle grade mystery fantasy series but the thing that really sets it apart isn’t the magic, it’s that it’s a series starring only jocks.

like there was a whole house for the smart kids and not a single one of the main characters was in it. blows my mind that there’s a whole bit in one of the books where harry is gifted a mysterious potentially dangerous enchanted broom while there is a suspected murderer who is thought to be actively trying to assassinate him and when hermione is like idk maybe don’t just immediately use the potentially cursed mystery gift he low key goes ballistic on her bc he cares more about getting to play with cool sports gear more than he cares about, like, being alive. and the book fully supports him in that!! the narration is like, isn’t hermione so crazy for that. she should’ve just let him play with his new sports stuff. how dare she imply that this mysterious object that was given to him from an unknown sender might be tied to the larger plot against harry’s life despite the fact that that’s the main conflict we’re dealing with rn.

idk it’s just so funny to me that hp got such traction with nerds when the entire series is actually just about exploring the question “what if the meathead star athlete of your high school tried to solve mysteries. and also there was magic.”

#fuck it im drunk. harry potter take time #people go on and on in the books that hermione is so smart #it’s rly just that she’s the only one of those meatheads who turns in her assignments #and everyone is like. GOLD STAR!!!!! #caroline speaks #and not mentioning also that #the mysteries the jock is solving are being created by a drama queen with absolutely 0 foresight #you guys ever thought about what voldemorts plan was? bc you shouldn’t

[duchi-nesten]

speaking of cujo, the first thing danny said upon seeing him in the episode was ‘‘it’s like dash’‘ and i was always like wtf do you mEAN by that, but now im looking at cujo screenshots and im like ‘‘oh yeah no i see it’‘ like i sometimes forget what he actually looks like in canon

by that i mean canon cujo is a jock, tjat is what im getting at, thank you for your attention.

#sorry i un-jock-ified cujo #kad speaks

[moonshynecybin]

you are a whitewater professional, that sounds so cool

it IS cool i DO love it… everybody in my family is like the world’s best kayaker (they fear literally nothing) but i had a bad swim and almost drowned when i was like 12 and decidedly did NOT have that dog in me so i stick to rafting where i can simply swim away if i flip over !

#actually im a grad student this job does not pay well destroys your body and is aggressively seasonal. but it is SO fun #callie speaks #also i need to be around aggressively offline adhd jocks with a skewed sense of danger every couple of months for my health

[einstetic]

just wanted to let everyone know that a friend of mine challenged me to try a dating app for the duration of my vacation

i am absolutely disappointed with myself but i guess i have a tinder profile now

#why are all the people econ students in aalto or hanken #golfing or sailing #and speaking swedish #or then just shirtless jocks #as i am ranting someone sent me a message oh lord i am not made for this #literally no one cares emma

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Archeology jock OBVIOUSLY plays lacrosse!!!!! ❤️

Hmm I was thinking maybe the swim team.

@magnetothemagnificent, as the artist I think we need you to weigh in. Otherwise we're gonna have to do a pole about it.

-Reid

#he speaks #archaeology jock

[elliesbelle]

this girl is so RIZZLESS AND CLUELESS 😭😭😭 it’s cute but I’M FLIRTING WITH YOU HOEEEE

#i’m talking about jock/gamer abby coded girl #now I’M looking rizzless when i KNOW i’ve got lesbian rizz like girl #i’m complimenting you in a LESBIAN WAY SGSJDHDJF #PLSSSSSSSSS #belle speaks

[shawolsos]

I unironically think that Ryan Evans and Chad Danforth from High School Musical are a Lily Evans and James Potter variant respectively

#speaking my truth #a kind of jock character who is VERY passionate (probably too passionate) about playing for his school sports team #seems a bit full of themself at first but is actually really sweet and loveable once you get to know them #and a kind and caring and studious yet strong minded character who's last name is evans and who suits a good hat #and who thinks the jockish character is arrogant and brutish but ends up falling in love with them after spending some time with them #i mean #I MEAN #troyella would be wolfstar #troy is sirius #gabriella is remus #sharpay is marlene #chyan #jily #high school musical #marauders #harry potter #cerys rambles

[harringrove-cafe]

Hi everyone! Reminder that you have until tomorrow at 11PM EST to place an order for a treat if you want it delivered on Saturday! 💙

any orders made after that will be delivered next Saturday for the last Jocks vs Freaks delivery day. If you want your favorite team to win, you need to order treats for yourself and your friends~

#mod speaks #jocks vs freaks

[soshinee]

i really have loved being in japan in general so far but most of my students are so fucking mean to me 😭😭 like they’re just so so sooo mean they parrot and mock me when i call someone’s name and laugh when i talk in general and it’s like how am i supposed to curry their favor or gain their respect when they are openly making fun of me from the second i walk into their classroom for the first time💀

#i think part of it is that 90% of the students are boys and they’re all super jocks so they don’t care abt english at all #also a lot of them are second semester seniors. and i was in their shoes not that long ago #which i understand. but like i wish they would at least be somewhat decent to me😭 #like i wld fully be willing to say okay fuck the worksheet fuck the grammar let’s just shoot the shit. but none of them want to speak to me #also the ones who know i know japanese just speak japanese to me so i just stare at them blankly #at least in the us there were limits to the shit we cld say abt teachers in class because everyone was speaking english #to be fair i really struggle w conversational jpn & slang so most of the time i rlly don’t get the nuances #of what they’re saying to each other. and i can’t respond well at all. but i get the gist #its hard bc i’m new and also paired with new teachers for some classes so they don’t respect any ‘authority figure’ in the room #but like come on. don’t bully me. #i think part of the problem is there’s actually literally no consequences for anything. no detention or suspension or calls to parents #or getting benched for sports matches. which i think would actually get them to care #cuz there are things that technically i could try to do but there’s no way to actually enforce anything #idk. thinking out loud. the classes that have been decent & engaged have been super fun for me and energizing #but the others are rlly tough like so tough. #okay sorry i know no one cares

[midnightdemonhunter]

Hi, love ur art!

I wanted to ask: what do you think about JD/Kurt Kelly as a ship or just g(a)uys with chemistry between them?

Oh lmao absolutely both! I think in general it's funny for the classic homoerotic tension that comes from bullying, but I do also find it neat how similar Jd is to the jocks in some ways. The classic "can they make you cry anymore?" "no but you can." exchange between Jd and Veronica about the jocks is definitely the most explicit parallel but also just. dad stuff. resorting to violence. lots of beer and lots of slushies. I'm a huge sucker for pairs who will never be self aware enough to realize how similar they are, and who instead despise each other!

I actually have a ton of art for jd x the jocks lol, but I've been too embarrassed to post any of it, so it just haunts my files! Seeing people enjoying it for sure makes me wanna post some more though! I have less art of just kurt x jd that's digital (much more sketchbook stuff), but i do have a silly au where kurt's forced by his dad to work at 7/11 over the summer and meets Jd early...

#heathers #midnight speaks #kurt kelly #jd heathers #jd x jocks #midnight draws #this doodle literally comes from microsoft whiteboard lmao #but no yeah they are incredibly fun. good luck i know its impossible to find good jocks stuff in this fandom #i do still fondly look back at jd and kurts dynamic in The Crazy Kids aren't Doing Too Hot on ao3. should draw something for it sometime

[muppet-on-a-spit]

a continuation of this post

Throughout the show Sokka has 5 weapons (important ones, anyway) His spear, club, machete, boomerang and space sword.


He loses the spear in "The Avatar Returns” when Zuko snaps it in half, and he learns that you can’t rely only on bravery and determination, you have to hone some skills. He isn’t quite sure what his skills are, but he’s going to figure it out. He tries to be the person who collects food ("collect" bc Aang is a vegetarian, so hunting won’t help everybody) but this fails again and again. In fact, it's a running joke that Sokka is always hungry yet bad at getting food. But then, in "Avatar Day", he loses his boomerang. At first, he’s ~distraught.~ (“I feel like I’ve lost my identity”) Then, Aang gets thrown in prison, and BAM he has purpose again! And what is that purpose? Using his brainy skills! Investigating! Cooking up plots to get Aang out of jail bc the pacifist monk doesn’t want to use violence (again). And as he’s getting used to this niche in the group, he becomes very possessive of it, basically telling Katara to stay in her lane (she has her waterbending! She has something!) He gets his boomerang back at the end of the episode, and boy is he happy to see it, but he has a healthier view of it now. It’s a tool that he’s very good at using, but he’ll be okay without it.

He loses the club in the desert when Appa is stolen. As we know, he immediately gets high on cactus juice, which doesn’t give us much to draw on. There’s something to be said about him falling back on his need to provide for his friends and get them water, but the important part comes when the gaang meets up with Suki. She helps him see that he doesn’t need to be The Protector, and he’s valuable to his friends, his tribe, his family, and to her even when he’s not doing anything. In the next episode (The Drill) he very excitedly and verbally takes on his role as the “plan guy,” and comes up with the idea for how to take down the drill. Bam! Purpose re-acquired. He’s starting to see that he doesn’t need the title of warrior, to justify his place in this group (or, like. in life in general). He has strengths outside of them.

Now, Hakoda briefly replaces the club in "The Guru”: when Sokka is planning to join his father’s crew for a mission, and be a warrior like he always wanted. But, Aang interrupts him; he needs him to help save Katara from uncertain peril. Aang doesn’t need him to be a warrior in that moment, he needs emotional support, grounding, and a plan (a plan!! from the plan guy!) So, Sokka returns the club to his dad, and he doesn’t fulfill what he thought his destiny was, but he does rescue the Earth King from Azula.

The machete is interesting, because he uses it often, but almost exclusively not for fighting. He chops the vines in the swamp, he cuts that valve in the drill, he uses it to hunt, and he holds it up a few times like he *might* use it to fight you, but usually doesn’t, or just uses his boomerang. Even when he uses it in a fight, it’s in a clever way, like when he uses it to cut ropes off of his wrists, or when he cuts the saddle off of that rhino in “Avatar Day.” But, even the machete is holding him to the ideal of who he thinks he needs to be. & that's why it has to be taken from him when he, Toph, & Momo try to warn the Earth King about the coup, and they are thrown in jail. In this episode, he does almost no fighting. He has that moment with Ty Lee, but he’s just dodging her, never even reaching for the 2 weapons on him. Toph does most if not all of the heavy lifting, while Sokka leads the way and does the talking.

It isn’t until “Sokka’s Master” that he confronts these losses. He doesn't *mention* the lost weapons, but he feels their absence. Although he's gotten closer to accepting himself, it’s hard. He’s in the Fire Nation, and he’s been waiting his whole life to fight these people, but now that he’s here, he’s doing a lot of standing to the side and waiting. He can’t even use his boomerang since they’re undercover. The planning stage is pretty much done for now; they’re just moving into position. Aang can bend 3 out of 4 elements, Toph has invented metalbending, Katara continues to fight and heal as a master waterbender... and he’s just kinda here. He’s lost all his weapons, and what does he have to replace them? Not much, as far as he can see. Even his friends can’t put what makes him useful and important into words.

But then he goes to Piandao, and even though the guy is supposed to teach him how to use a sword, Sokka learns about his other strengths, and not just because Piandao is nudging him in that direction. Sokka purposefully changes the tasks to better suit him, just like he's been doing for the past 6 months. He has always wanted to be a warrior, but when he gets the chance, he still does his own thing!! So, this episode isn’t about Sokka finally becoming a warrior, like he thought, but coming to realize that his destiny is just as real as everyone else's, it just lies where he hasn't yet thought to look.

Then, of course, he loses his boomerang and space sword when he and Toph are hanging on the edge of the war balloon. It's the end of the war, so his time when he has to be a warrior for his sister, his family, his tribe, and the world is coming to an end. In the past, he heavily tied his identity and self worth to his ability to use his weapons to fight, but now he knows himself free of the duty he has to others. He’s good enough as he is. And since he knows that, losing his boomerang doesn't even matter to him (unless he could’ve found a way to save himself & Toph with it). The space sword hurts a little more, bc making it was when his hard work as an inventor, a tactician, and an artist was finally noticed and validated by someone he looked up to, but he doesn't need the sword to prove it anymore either.

At the very end, he’s sitting and painting, something he learned with Piandao. And yes, he learned to paint in pursuit of wielding a sword, but by the finale, he paints for the sake of it. The sword is gone, the war is over, his leg is broken, and here he is: painting a picture of his friends, who are all gravitating towards him.

#in conclusion: sokka is not a jock #this is a longish one but sokka deserves it #sokka #sokka avatar #atla #avatar the last airbender #by the way. this was in the drafts for. longer than i've had this blog #this is my thesis paper for this blog ok?!!!? #& i don't even have the right url for it anymore. i miss it actually #gray speaks #oh & also i remember mourning that space sword every time i watched the finale #i still do in a way #but it's a really good thing 😭 he's changing to become the person he was meant to be #not the person the war forced him to be #and whatever emotion that is (satisfaction? excitement?) feels a lot stronger than the grief

[sunboki]

screw boy magnet i’m a boy therapist i swear i’ve had some of the deepest and most healing convos w dudes that don’t even talk to me in classes

#like genuine jocks what are you doing here #therapist august?? #aug : speaks