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heatherschultz · 1 year

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Plot twist! 💟 Purchase my new oracle deck, Written In The Stars here ➡️ https://etsy.me/3vmubWn 🔮Join the Shadow N Shine Family on YouTube! ➡️ https://www.youtube.com/c/heatherschultz/ 💖Follow my adventures here! ➡️ https://shadownshine.com ✨Whatever you do…. do it with sparkle!✨ #plottwist #jesus #uber #christ #jesustheuberdriver #funny #joke #meme #ubermeme #uberjoke #jesusjoke #jesusmeme #jesusmemes #ubermemes #memes #memesdaily #memes😂 #memes😂😂 #memes😂😂😂 #hilarious #funnymemes #instagood #instamood #instadaily #instalove #instapic #instaphoto #picoftheday #photooftheday #instaglam https://www.instagram.com/p/CkzFaXjOkok/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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heypapipromotions · 4 months

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🔥📣Get Ready for the 1st Cecil Ray Comedy Show of the Year!🤣

📆Save the Date for a Valentine's Comedy Show on Friday, February 10, 2024, at ⏰️7:00 PM (EST) featuring an ⭐️All-Star Lineup with ⭐️Cecil Ray, ⭐️Valena Metcalfe, ⭐️Miss Clareese, and a special guest appearance by 🌟Howard Gaskins AKA Grandma G from Kiss My Bumper Insurance Commercial.

⛺️The event will be at Archie Bruhcann Conference & Event Center, 24 Perchwood Drive, Fredericksburg, Virginia 22405. 💸Tickets are ONLY $30 single and $50 couples! 🍟Food is available for purchase. 🎟Get tickets at https://ticketstripe.com/cecilraycomedy and for more information, please visit www.cecilraycomedy.com.

🤪Cecil Ray Comedy Valentine's Show will keep you laughing all night! 🙏Enjoy music, fun, food, and great laughs. 💙Please share and invite your family and friends!👍🏽♥️

#CecilRayComedy #ValentinesComedyShow

#ChristianComedy #ChristianComedians #StandupComedians #ValenaMetcalfe #MissClareese #GrandmaG #CleanComedy #JesusJokes

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nojarama · 4 months

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I gave this out as a Christmas card a million years ago. Still makes me laugh! #XmasHumor #JesusJokes

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spacebeige · 5 years

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Going through some old sketchbooks, I found this cartoon I did in about 2011. 

#comic #cartoon #webcomic #tbt #inktober #jesus jokes #pull my finger

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jonathan-greer · 5 years

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Did Capt'n Heroic just get conned by Jesus??? I think he did!!⁣ ............................⁣ Read more on Webtoons at CaptnHeroic.com/Webtoons⁣ ............................⁣ #jesus #webcomic #webcomics #comix #comicsofinstagram #humor #satire #comedy #superhero #funny #JesusJokes #cartoon #cartoons #adultswim #rickandmortyfandom https://www.instagram.com/p/B3U64xLg7TD/?igshid=10ssk2eipivjm

#jesus #webcomic #webcomics #comix #comicsofinstagram #humor #satire #comedy #superhero #funny #jesusjokes #cartoon #cartoons #adultswim #rickandmortyfandom

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confessionsofanangrymetalhead · 4 years

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#confessionsofanangrymetalhead #metalhead #bungeezus #boredwithjesus #ighumor #igcomedy #comedy #humor #ihateyou #religiousjokes #jesusjokes #yourmothersucksdicksinhell https://www.instagram.com/p/CE0VM-2JqX9/?igshid=1t9lzq9be4q4j

#confessionsofanangrymetalhead #metalhead #bungeezus #boredwithjesus #ighumor #igcomedy #comedy #humor #ihateyou #religiousjokes #jesusjokes #yourmothersucksdicksinhell

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movinghumor · 5 years

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Me: "I'm confused!! Is this funny??" . . . . . . . #christians #achristianjournal #christianfamily #christianisme #christianjokes #christiannews #jesuscopy #jesusmemes #jesusiscalling #jesusalways #jesusbrother #jesusbaby #jesusbible #jesusbarrero #jesusfest #jesusgurl #jesusguzman #jesushislife #jesusjokes #jesuskardashian #jesuskids #jesusking (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3qgsPPJT7r/?igshid=1eo5iurd6czgh

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designsbyalison · 5 years

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It’s funny because it’s true. 😂 #wwjd #designsbyalison #threedayslater #respite #takeabreak #lovewhatyoudo #jesusjokes #maker #sew #sewing #seamstress #sewingstudio #gottahavefaith (at Morton Grove, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxgcc3Ug-Th/?igshid=5ekmmyvdsrko

#wwjd #designsbyalison #threedayslater #respite #takeabreak #lovewhatyoudo #jesusjokes #maker #sew #sewing #seamstress #sewingstudio #gottahavefaith

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dpblack-blog · 5 years

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Our lord, savior, and original prankster Jesus! Lol . . . . . . . . Pray for me #jesusjokes #lol #ineedhelp https://www.instagram.com/p/Btbyg7UFddw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zi2gcfzn8mt6

#jesusjokes #lol #ineedhelp

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mrtbear85 · 5 years

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#joker #thejoker #thejokermovie #jokerjesus #jesusjoker #art https://www.instagram.com/p/B3UBvJ8nRtZ/?igshid=kodf4ewvojq7

#joker #thejoker #thejokermovie #jokerjesus #jesusjoker #art

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pyrodecor · 4 years

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Happy Easter! It reads: This Easter remember, jesus was not a zombie He was not mindless nor did he consume anyone. Nor was he a ghoul or a wight. Although his soul and intellect were intact, he was not a rotting corpse. He was not a vampire while he transubstantiated wine into blood he never drank it from a person. Jesus was not a ghost or a wraith. He was corporeal a d still had his wounds. It is clear. Jesus was a lich. A lick is created when a powerful magician or king striving for eternal life uses spells or rituals to bind his soul to his animated corpse and thereby achieves immortality. Liches are depicted as being clearly cadaverous, their bodies still bearing the wounds they received before their death. Liches often have the power of necromancy, which allow them to bring the dead back to life. #pyrodecor #pyrography #pyrographersofinstagram #woodburning #woodburnedart #happyeaster #happyeaster🐰 #easter #jesus #jesuschrist #zombiejesus #jesuswasalich #zombie #ghoul #wight #vampire #ghost #wraith #lich #undead #undeadhumor #zombiehumor #jesushumor #mekkalulz #easterjoke #easterjokes #jesusjokes #necromancy #followusformore #follow https://www.instagram.com/p/B-4_IbXnzDW/?igshid=upjfdwp5v6fq

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heypapipromotions · 4 months

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🔥📣Get Ready for the 1st Cecil Ray Comedy Show of the Year!🤣

📆Save the Date for a Valentine's Comedy Show on Friday, February 10, 2024, at ⏰️7:00 PM (EST) featuring an ⭐️All-Star Lineup with ⭐️Cecil Ray, ⭐️Valena Metcalfe, ⭐️Miss Clareese, and a special guest appearance by 🌟Howard Gaskins AKA Grandma G from Kiss My Bumper Insurance Commercial.

⛺️The event will be at Archie Bruhcann Conference & Event Center, 24 Perchwood Drive, Fredericksburg, Virginia 22405. 💸Tickets are ONLY $30 single and $50 couples! 🍟Food is available for purchase. 🎟Get tickets at https://ticketstripe.com/cecilraycomedy and for more information, please visit www.cecilraycomedy.com.

🤪Cecil Ray Comedy Valentine's Show will keep you laughing all night! 🙏Enjoy music, fun, food, and great laughs. 💙Please share and invite your family and friends!👍🏽♥️

#CecilRayComedy #ValentinesComedyShow

#ChristianComedy #ChristianComedians #StandupComedians #ValenaMetcalfe #MissClareese #GrandmaG #CleanComedy #JesusJokes

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runningjokelife-blog · 6 years

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Fun (?) #runningjokelife #comic #comicstrip #dailycomic #dailycomics #postits #postitnotes #postitcomic #postitcomics #fun? #funemployment #unemployment #jesusjokes #ew #truestory?

#postitnotes #postitcomics #dailycomic #comic #postits #unemployment #dailycomics #ew #runningjokelife #funemployment #truestory #postitcomic #comicstrip #fun #jesusjokes

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savagechristian-blog · 6 years

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Shut up, you're going to hell

#lol #funnyjesus #lord #jesusjokes #Godhumour #sarcasm

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jonathan-greer · 5 years

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Page 28 is here!!!! Adventures with Capt'n Heroic. Click the link in my bio or go to CaptHeroic.com for more of my #webcomic! #linewebtoon #comicart #JesusJokes #jesus #webcomicart #webcomics #instacomic #comicstrip https://www.instagram.com/p/Byhsqicgvs-/?igshid=6e1o3go714di

#webcomic #linewebtoon #comicart #jesusjokes #jesus #webcomicart #webcomics #instacomic #comicstrip

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confessionsofanangrymetalhead · 4 years

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Stolen from @austin_mcneill. #confessionsofanangrymetalhead #metalhead #religiousjokes #showusyourtittiesjesus #jesusjokes #igcomedy #comedy #ighumor #humor #ihateyou #yourmothersuckedmydicklastnight https://www.instagram.com/p/CECEYUZpT2D/?igshid=allm81yrwf43

#confessionsofanangrymetalhead #metalhead #religiousjokes #showusyourtittiesjesus #jesusjokes #igcomedy #comedy #ighumor #humor #ihateyou #yourmothersuckedmydicklastnight

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