#jesus. i should hmmmmm

[dredshirtroberts]

i have acquired a mystical and powerful ointment (hydrocortisone cream) from the village herbalist (rite aid) to assist with the curse set upon my bloodline from many generations ago (eczema)

#feel free to reblog #ironically this is the one thing i know the least about and it's the one i've known about for sure for the longest #never seen a doctor for it (everything online says you probably should) because my parents never took me #they told me that's what it was because that's what my dad had and it looked close enough #they also said i'd grow out of it like my dad did (just as he was growing back into it hmmmmm) #so i'm not like shocked that this is cropped up again i'm mostly like. annoyed? and sad. #i'm annoyed because like - they treated it so casually it was a non issue #get some anti-itch cream moisturize etc #and be quiet about it until it goes away #so it came back every now and then and i stopped telling them i was getting flare ups i'd just get into dad's cortizone and put some on #until it went away #there was never like a plan or a regimine in place for how to deal with it #dad's whole routine was preventative (lots and lots of baby oil) with the steroid cream you pick up at the pharmacy if there was a flare #and i didn't even know when he'd get a flare because it never got brought up - so i didn't know to look for patterns or anything #and now it's hitting me and has been for probably longer than i realized and i'm just like #*how do i take care of this???* *why is it not going away???* #and like yes i absolutely should also still see a doctor about it just to like. Fucking get shit in my records #jesus christ the realization that eczema isn't even probably in my medical records fucking hell #IT'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT'S AN IMMUNE RESPONSE AND DOCTORS PROBABLY NEED TO KNOW I'VE GOT A FUCKY IMMUNE SYSTEM IF THAT'S A THING #LIKE CHRIST IN HEAVEN MOM AND DAD A TRIP TO THE DOCTOR IS LIKE NORMAL FOR SMALL CHILDREN #FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY DID I NEVER SEE A DOCTOR AS A CHILD FUCKING MARY MOTHER OF GOD MA WHAT THE FUCK

[quirkeduptransguy]

YES my username on yt is a blood bros reference :33 i need to go to crimes world again i know in my heart and soul that i love her but i seldom show her attention .. i need to care her more ..

HOOFRAY!!!! also pretty please do!!!!!!! for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#such a good album it is Insane that like. you never really see it talked about outside of certain spaces #and even then it was originally derided for being much less heavy than its predecessors #such a smart album lyrically and even in just like certain songs like peacock skeleton with crooked feathers #which btw is my go-to song to introduce people 2 them #for obvious reasons. the way the vocals play off each other #the keyboard #aforementioned lyrics because man they’re good at writing political lyrics that are simultaneously very pointed and relevant to this day #and also just plain fun. the way they word stuff rolls off the tongue very well #which I suppose is very much in part to Whitney being a very literary guy from what I’ve read up about him #SPEAKING OF!!!!! Jesus Christ the vocals. the vocals #(positive) #very very powerful for a guy who was like…. 21-22 at the time of recording I’d reckon? #I know whitney’s vocals are a turn off for the band for most people but imo? it’s one of the main appeals. 2 me he is like an insanely good #vocalist. almost jealous that he can hit those notes as a cis guy and I can’t cause omfg in like. wolf party near the end #HOW DOES A GUY MANAGE THAT….. #I love how they incorporated elements of other genres in it. like I don’t see them as indie rock like people #for whatever reason #like to describe them as in that album #but you can hear the elements. bringing up wolf party again cause nick zinner did some of the guitar in that and he’s in an indie band no? #yeah yeah yeahs or whatevs. they’re cool seeming I should check ‘em out #ALSO sorry I kind of glossed over Blilie. he’s really fucking good in the album obvs!!!! #pretty sure he did the album art which. omfg it’s had an aesthetic chokehold on me as of late #and also just. he has a nice voice #the sort of warbley thing he has and also his screams… goated #contrary to my posting #I’m actually a bliliegirl I’d consider myself lol. Whitney happens to also have a psychic chokehold on me #this is obvious. I go by Johnny and want to go blonde HMMMMM I WONDER WHY.. #my bad for rambling in tags I just. I love that album so deeply #it’s very meaningful to my identity and songs like the title track and beautiful horses just. get me right at my core #evil neighing compilation

[omkookie]

That one foras anon here- and TO ELABORATE

Like essentially scocophilia is the love for looking, specifically anything that is erotic like porn, nudity, etc.

SO I GOT TWO SCENARIOS:

1. MC is riding on a clear dildo on their own time(BONUS if you’re in hades) and OF COURSE the squelching noises are only heard by them and them alone BUT NO you feel a pair of eyes on you and said pair of eyes are also moving his own pair of hands(or a hand for that matter) to jerk himself off because SWEET JESUS what devil wouldn’t want to see MC get off?

ANYWAY so like of course Foras probably thought that “oh yeah they can’t see me so I can just jerk it-“ WRONG Mc just keeps bouncing and calling Foras to stop staring to GET OVER THERE AND FUCK THEM- like not even turning around to look at him(or glancing at him whichever) and they’re just like “Are you gonna just stand there and gawk do you wanna help-“ oop too late he already took off his pants-

2. Another’s scenario, just imagine the mc doing a budoir shoot(lingerie photoshoot) at a studio or in a room in Hades(knowing how Leviathan wants to keep mc under constant surveillance HMMMM) and of course he’s gonna have Foras be there with the mc and the photographer for safety reasons. Assuming that mc has already gotten comfortable with Foras, they’re okay with modeling while he’s there in the room with them-(or so they thought 👀) like can anyone blame him? It’s not his fault he’s has to watch the mc model in nothing but clad lace and silk, and stockings hooked by the garter. It gets even WORSE(well not really worse) when the mc has to model without their bra on or in the nude.

Of course the mc can tell from the bulge in his pants that poor Foras is doing his best to restrain himself until the end of the photoshoot and mc only makes it so SO much worse if they have to do a pose where they’re spread out and practically staring at Foras, like they’re beckoning him to come over even though their eyes should be ON THE FUCKING CAMERA- but need I digress…

Lets just say by the end of the budoir shoot, Foras isn’t gonna let the mc walk for a while 👀👀👀👀

OH but they mustn’t tell his majesty Leviathan or he’ll rage with envy- how come mc didn’t tell him it was a lingerie shoot HMMMMM???

Now if you would excuse me, I’m going to go and douse myself in holy water-

- 🌸

*drools*

WOAH AISHSKSUS

I WANT TO SCREAM INTO MY PILLOW

THIS IS SO HOT??...WHAT....😳

dammmmmmn

#whb #what in hell is bad #🍪's sussy asks #🌸 anon #foras whb

[dapandapod]

For @firefly-party mine beloved wifi, who asked for steddie, and rain against a window.

There is much to be said about living in a trailer, but Eddie always loved laying in his bed and listen to the rain as it was beating against the roof with fierce determination.

Might be a bit cliché, but look, it's cliché for a reason. right? 

Knowing that it's shitty and cold outside, knowing you are comfortable and warm inside, preferably wrapped up in as many blankets as you own, there is just something universal about that.

It's different after the upside down. It doesn't feel as safe, because some nights during a thunderstorm, he is not sure what is beating the roof, not sure what is reaching for him.

It's also different, because instead of the trailer, he is in a shitty apartment now. Walls stained with time and smoke and cheap landlord's poor taste in wallpaper, windows permanently sealed shut for the same reasons.

And because he is not alone.

Maybe that is the biggest part, actually. The best part, too.

The bed is probably a little too narrow for two people, but they make do by tangling themselves so close together it's hard to say where Eddie begins and where Stevie ends.

The duvet is bunched down by their waists, Steve's leg hooked around Eddie's calf, Eddie's arm across Steve's back, Steve's breath against Eddie's collarbones.

Eddie was never particularly hairy himself, despite his huge mop of hair, and that just allows him to feel the smattering of chest hair pressed against him, and the trail leading from Steve's belly button down his boxers. 

The air is stale with sleep and sweat,  the morning grey through their too short curtains.

Eddie is enjoying the sensation between sleep and wakefulness, where you are aware enough to feel, but asleep enough to drift.

The fog clears only when Steve stirs, shifting closer and nuzzling into the crook of Eddie's neck.

The rain outside has yet to give up its fierceness, true to the season, but without the roof of the trailer, without the thin layer of metal making out the husk of his previous home, it feels different.

Instead of hiding underneath a leaf, he feels like he finally found a burrow, a home. 

Not a very good one, objectively, but his nonetheless. His and Steve's.

Jesus, Eddie finds it hard to believe sometimes. 

Steve shifts again and makes a sound, something that sounds like half a snore, half a word, and Eddie finds himself smiling. That famous hair is a right mess, sticking up in every direction, exposing Steve's forehead.

Rain makes him soft, Eddie thinks, as he leans down the few inches it takes to press his lips to that perfectly kissable forehead.

On the floor above them, Eddie can make out the sounds of their neighbors waking up, but he isn't ready for that yet.

It's warm, cozy, safe. 

Steve gives a content sigh and his arm tightens around Eddie, before it travels up, his hand reaching Eddie's neck, under his hair,  his thumb just touching the shell of Eddie's ear.

"We should probably get up," Steve mutters, eyes still closed, lips pouty in the way they are when his cheek is pressed against the pillow.

"Probably," Eddie agrees, lips still against Steve's forehead. Pulling away is impossible, this moment feels like it is plucked out of time, a bubble of their own. "But when was I ever known to make good choices?"

"Hmmmmm," Steve supplies, and Eddie takes that as Steve disagrees, that Eddie is full of infinite wisdom. Good man.

Along Steve's back, Eddie can track moles, like a star chart written in Braille, just for him to read.

Maybe Steve will let him draw them out again, the sharpie only stayed visible for a few days.

"Did you buy eggs?" Steve says, keeping his eyes stubbornly closed as he plays with Eddie's ear, making him shudder.

"Yeah. And ice cream. Today is an ice-cream-for-breakfast-day." Eddie declares, leaning backwards to pull Steve half on top of him.

That's it, he realizes. That is what he was missing. The weight, the security of another person, the proof of being loved and trusted in ways he only imagined back in that trailer, with the world closed off, still only a thin metal wall away.

"Nancy will have my head if I'm late," Steve grumbles, but moves to fill the spaces where Eddie is not, covering him as much as he can.

"Can't be late if you don't go in," Eddie says with his infinite wisdom, cradling Steve closer, closer, close is never close enough.

"Can't fault that logic," Steve huffs. "I really don't want to get up."

"So stay," Eddie whispers.

He doesn't realize how much he needed to hear it, how much he needs Steve, until he says it.

"Always," Steve promises, promises always, always, always, whenever Eddie asks.

The rain doesn't let up until lunchtime. Steve is only let go to empty his bladder, and Steve stays, stays, always stays.

Rainy days are the best.

#steddie #fluff #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steve x eddie #rainy day #cuddles #soft bois for the wife #dapanda writes

[bobthedragon]

an extremely self-indulgent comic of normal good boyfriend activities.

transcript under the cut!!!!!?!

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6 pages featuring my OC "Kid" and bat's OC Elliot/"Riven".

page 1: the two of them are lounging in Kid's "bedroom" (the storage closet of an abandoned library). Elliot is reading a binder labelled "RIVEN NOTES" about himself and Kid is laying on him and looking at tv static on his phone.

Elliot: "Hey hun, I thought of a game" Kid: "a 'Sleep-Over' Game?" Elliot: "Yeah. you know 'Truth or Dare'?" Kid: "Is this the game?" Elliot: "Yeah, I figured it was something to do- why, are you not into it?" Kid: "I will Not back Down. Are you going First?"

page 2: Elliot eats a single cornflake and looks at Kid.

Elliot: "... Truth or Dare?" Kid: "Dare." Elliot: "Aw shit, uh. I dare you to let me lead next time we dance together- with OUT bitching." Kid: (labelled as "Quantifiably the better lead") "... As you Wish, Little Prince, I will do as asked- Truth or Dare?" Elliot: "Give me a Dare too" Kid: "... Can you eat Rocks?" Elliot: "UH. with my?? Eels?? sure??" Kid: "I Dare you to Eat a Rock."

page 3

Elliot: (with "JESUS CHRIST" written over his head) "What fucking rock??" Kid: "..." (he looks around, then pushes himself up) "I can Get a Rock." Elliot: "Go get a rock sweetheart -- Nothing Ridiculous, I ain't gonna swallow any BOULDERS 'r CORNERSTONES for you" Kid: "I will Get a Rock." (he goes outside)

page 4: Kid stands stock still in the grass, witnessing many things and categorizing them as Rocks or Not Rocks.

a Brick is a Rock, a Jagged Stone is a Rock, a House is Not a Rock, an Acorn is Not a Rock, a Stone Buddha Lawn Figure is a Rock, a Cement Parking Bumper is a Rock, a Dead Squirrel and Ants are Not Rocks, Dirt is Tiny Rocks, and the Moon is Also a Rock.

Kid: (he locates an APPROPRIATE ROCK and brings it in) Elliot: "Did you find one?" Kid: "I Have a Rock. Should I Wash It?" Elliot: "Yes?? Please was the Rock you are Forcing me to EAT."

page 5:

Kid: "Sand is just Small Rocks." Elliot: "..." Kid: (he washes the rock and returns) "I Washed the Rock." Elliot: "Thank you. Would you like to Deposit it Yourself?" Kid: "It Would enrich the homo-erotic nature of the act." Elliot: "the Top priority."

page 6: Kid carefully feeds Elliot's eel the rock.

Kid: "It is Done." Elliot: (elliot says nothing here, but a sign shows "~Ta Dah~" as the eel swallows the rock) Kid: "It was a Quartzite Pebble." Elliot: "Yeah?? Am I gonna Die now??" Kid: "You TOLD me you would NOT?? So we will SEE I SUPPOSE???" Elliot: "Truth or Dare, in the meantime~" Kid: "Truth!" Elliot: "Hmmmmm..."

end!

#oc: kid #oc: elliot #comics #apparently this rp is 3 years old but “I dare you to eat a rock” is part of the household colloquial #so I thought I'd finally draw it out #thank you to deni for helping me choose a type of rock also

[nicosraf]

hi oh my god i just finished abm and i feel so insane i genuinely don’t know what to do with myself cuz it definitely was A Ride (i read it in less than a day and it’s consuming my every thought). can i just say thank you for writing this book ??? i feel like other people must have already said this before but thank you so much for writing angels before man i can’t even begin to explain how much it means to me, especially because im a fellow trans gay mexican man with insane religious trauma (we should start a support group)

i feel like there are so many things i want to ask u about the sequels but i really don’t wanna be annoying so i’ll just ask one thing. will we be getting any jesus cameos in the next books? it’s just that we left off with the creation of man and the conversation between gabriel and uriel where they mention something about god not being able to destroy or create himself and about how he must want some company. i don’t know i guess it just left me thinking about how jesus is god and well u know he is said to be sitting on the right hand of god (i apologize if that’s not the correct translation i’ve only gone to mass and read the bible in spanish lol). plus i’d just love to see lucifer (satan now ??) trying to tempt him during those 40 days and nights in the dessert.

this got so long i’m so sorry if this is annoying 😭

Ahhh I can't believe you read it in less than a die,,., I'm very glad to hear you survived and also thank you for reading!!! I will set up the trans gay mexican men with insane religious trauma group chat immediately, king. But really, thank you. It means the world to me that it meant something to you. I can't say it enough.

Don't be afraid of being annoying! I've been really busy but I'm hoping to put more attention on my inbox, and questions never bother me! I'm just a bit shy I think but I'm never annoyed :)

As for your question, yes there will be Jesus. Yes, there will be Jesus and Satan in the desert. That said, it's not in Book 2! And Jesus won't be a major character in the trilogy. The conversation at the end of ABM between Uriel and Gabriel does have relevance to what will happen with Jesus; in general, the incarnation of God is a big theme for the series. God.... trying to make himself material..... hmmmmm

Anyway, thank you again for reading! Mando abrazos :') <333

#mine #ask

[catcherinwhitebread]

complete track thoughts (while listening):

is this fr abt matty healy

yessss yessss YESSSS I LOCE THIS

liking more than i thought i would

alwyn when i catch you..

good intro

this second verse has gutted me

this is so real

jesus christ help me

OMG I LOVE THIS THE MOST

i hate the british

jaw dropped

IM HAVING HIS BABY NO IM NOT

YES GIRL

hits different living in a conservative town

LOVE STORY PLOT TWIST

so excited for this one

I DID MY TIME

who u running to

FRESH OUT THE SLAMMER OH

AMERICAN DREAM RAHHH

YES ALREADY LOVE

FLORIDA!!!

florenceeeeee

no one asks any questions here

YESYESYESYESBRIDGE

your home is only really a town your a guest in

this song is one hell of a drug

i have never enjoyed florida the way i enjoyed this song

beat yes

how can i be guilty as a sin

girllllllll GIRLLLLL

they’re gonna crucify me anyway

YES GIRL

IF U WANTED KE DEAD U SHOUDLVE JUST SAID

fav so far

YOU SHOULD BE

LETS HEAR ONE MORE JOKE BITCH

BEST SOMG EVER

we should just let her kill him

fuck this guy

fuck god too apparently

GOOD BOY THATS RIGHT

i can make bad guys good for the weekend (no really i can)

maybe i can’t

jesus christ kill me

GET LOVE QUICK SCHEME

OMG OMG OMG FUCKING CRYING

WHATTTTT

A COWARD CLAIMED HE WAS A LION

LOSS OF MY LIFE!?????????

YES U CAN

DANCING AND CRYING AND SMILING

IM SO DEPRESSED I ACT LIKE ITS MY BIRTHDAY

she’s so real

I CRY A LOT BUT I AM SO PRODUCTIVE

lowkey motivated rn

IM MISERABLE AND NO ONE EVEN KNOWS

already killing me

WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTWD KE DEAD

omg this bridge

YOU DESERVE PRISON

YOU ARE WHAT YOU DID

already a favorite

HEY YOU

WHO ARE WE TO FIGHT THE ALCHEMY

TOUCHDOWNNNN

hmmmmm football references

REMARKABLE

THIS TOWN IS FAKE BUT YOURE THE REAL THING

STEVIE NICKSS

i might die too

ITS HELL ON EARTH TO BE HEAVENLY

you look like taylor swift

#taylor swift #the tortured poets department

[wordsbyt]

Interview with the Devil-Part 3

So today’s the day. The final day. So many questions. To me it seems more than I had for her, God. Not that this one is more interesting, just makes me more curious. How could one thrive off of evil? How could ruin, run a life? How can the despair of others be your fuel?

Well, today I ask my final four.

As I walk into Starbucks, he is waiting today. Dressed to the nines in another Italian suit, hair slicked back, and shades on, he does look cool. Hip, I guess you could say.

“I’m ready today”, he laughed. “I hope you have some good stuff for me!”

“I think I do. I wanted to close with a bang” I say.

“Let’s light this candle” he says, as if he’s had one too many expresso’s.

“First question”, I say. “Do you have a relationship with God?”

“Well,” he starts, “You know our history. I was up there for what seemed like forever. Then, I just needed time to myself. So, I took a crew, started a little shit, and we left. Not cast out mind you, left. Now, I know she keeps up with me. I see her “people” around. But, I am my own man. I think she needs me. What the hell would she do without me. I’m like her yang. She is the yin. She needs me. Who would think she is so high and mighty without me?”

He took a breath, “God needs a challenge. I am it. I tweak things just enough to balance her world. Let her “save” her souls. I’ve got plenty....”

“Hmmmmm,” I ponder, “Good cop, bad cop?”

He smiles, “You ever watch wrasslin’ Timmy, I know you do. Who do you love? The good guy? Or the bad guy? Who? You love to hate them. But, they are the ones that keep you coming back. Good is boring Timmy. And I ain’t boring!”

“So then, with my second question, can you describe yourself?” I ask somewhat timidly.

“Me?”, He starts, “That’s easy. I am that second slice of pie you want but maybe shouldn’t eat. I am a yes when a no should be the answer. I am the “last drink”, the “just one more”, the “watch this”. I am everything you want. The yes you want to hear. I am the giver of a good time. The no holds barred. I am the giver, but also the taker.”

He went on with “Some say I am a liar. Not true. I bargain. I only promise what you want, for a price. You decide to take my deal. I’ve been turned down plenty. And I am okay with that. I don’t condemn. People do that on their own.”

“Oh yeah, I’ve never sent a plague, she did.”

This guy is making sense to me, and I am somewhat shaken by that.

“My third question will be, did you know Jesus? And did you consider him a God?” I asked.

He starts “Jesus, he was alright. A good guy. Trouble was he believed everything they said about him. All that talk of God got into his head. I mean, I used Judas, his best buddy, to take him down. And they all turned on him. Actually, even I felt bad about that one, what they put him thru. It was a carnival act. I walked thru the crowd and could feel the hate for the same man that they were calling King the week before. Sad.”

He actually looked sullen. Regretful.

“I didn’t really want that to happen. Jesus didn’t deserve that. He was confused. Believed all the hype. But, he was a good dude. He was kickass with the water into wine thing!” He went on, “But, she said it had to happen. Die for our sins. Yes, our sins. It included me. I thought it was a bad deal on her part.”

“And I’m the bad guy? I just entice. Lure. Tempt. You ever heard the the saying “ the devil may care?”. Well, yes, I do.”

I sat there. At a loss for words. Was this an evil lord? Or an evil genius? Misunderstood in the grand scheme? A necessary part of life? I was stunned, and didn’t know what to say.

“Fourth question” he asked.

“Do you think you and her ( God ) could ever reconcile? Get back together?” I blurted out with the first thing that came to mind.

“Look Timmy” he started out, and for the first time looked at the floor, not propped up with his shoulders back, “That I don’t know. I just don’t know. She kinda holds a grudge.”

“I sometimes think I’d like to. We made a great team. But, I don’t like being the second banana. Vanity, I guess. That’s one of her “sins” right?”

“I honestly think she could use someone like me. I could sniff out then snuff out the bad in her world. I know I could. As I said, yin and yang.”

“But, it would be up to her. It’s ALWAYS up to her.”

And with that, he stopped.

And our session was done.

So I thanked him and shook his hand. His palms were sweaty, his hands hot. But they were soft as butter. Like a man that uses his wits over his muscle.

“Thank you for the opportunity to see your side”, I say. “It’s been an encounter I may never forget!”

He stops and looks me in the eyes. Says “If you don’t feel like you’ve had a religious experience, then get your money back. Cause I don’t need it!”

Then turns, and walks away...

I feel a cool breeze as he closes the door.

( feedback welcome )

#excerpt from a book i'll never write #spilled ink #excerpt from a story i'll never write #love quotes #depressing quotes #love notes #spilled words #spilled thoughts #spilled tears #quotes #wordsbyt

[mikeyelistsukasa]

Hello! Can I request Mitsuba, Yashiro, Tsukasa, and possibly Kou (Hope I’m not asking for too much) with a male s/o who begins to notice some of his hoodies are going missing. So during on there mini date he noticed them wearing his hoodie. He thinks they look so absolutely adorable on them and let’s them keep it ^^

(Heads up I might make another request later on ^^)

Dw i can handle that much! It motivates me to write stuff! I even drew for mitsuba and yashiro a small reaction art lol(15th request) not proofread!

Mitsuba yashiro tsukasa and kou with a Male!Darling who noticed his shirts are missing

This boy would never tell you that he is stealing your hoodies

Especially since he is unsure of your reaction

Or what if you think of something perverted huh!?!?!!

Nah ah he can’t have that

„Hey mitsuba have you seen my shirt? The one that is like blue an-„

„WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME!?!! YOU SUSPECT I STOLE THEM HUH???!??“

„nono not at all!!! I was just asking“

„Yeah right just asking.that happends with idiots like you if your room is all messy“

So its a huge surprise that he accidentally wore one of your hoodies on a date

„Messy room you say?“

„what? Why are you looking at me like that?“

He looks at his sh-…youR SHIRT

„…oops?“

„Care to explain why you are wearing my shirt mitsuba~?“

„Y…YOU ACCIDENTALLY LEFT IT AT MY HOUSE SO IM WEARING IT TO BRING IT BACK TO YOU! \\\\“

„And in what are you planning to go back home? Shirtless?“

„Pervert pervert PERVERT PERVERT!!!“

*boink*

„Ow man i was just kidding :(„

„SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT BETTER OF YOUR WORDS“

„Right sorry 💚“

Another one who wouldn’t tell you that she is the one behind all of this

She used them as her Pyjama often

Or smell in the scent of you every time she misses you

So how

How in the world could she mess up and and wear YOUR shirt

You noticed it immediately though kept your mouth shut

After you guys went for some ice cream and feed some ducks you got bored and decided to say it

„Awww man“

„Whats wrong dear?“

„Its nothing its just…this is the 4th time I’ve lost my shirt this week��

Panik

„ILL HELP YOU FIND THEM“

„Really? thanks!“

Kalm(i mistype it for the meme)

„Alright! Lets go to your house so i can help hehe☺️“

„Actually there is no need for that“

„Huh?“

„Yashiro…you’re wearing my shirt right now“

Panik

„I-i can explain…“

„Haha no need to its not a big deal for m- huh? Yashiro? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY??“

„I HATE THIS date im leaving!!!“

Poor poor yashiro you thought

Next time you’ll go easier on her

Okay now im not sure if he would tell you instantly or not

It depends

He wants you to guess that he is the one stealing your shirts and using it as a pillow

But if he notices that it is upsetting you too mich he would eventually tell you

(But im not sure that he would give them back to you hehe)

„Jesus what a crazy weekend i feel like im some detective who is searching around for some clues for some stupid shirts“

„Hmmmmm have you looked under the bed?~“

„Oh come on im not THAT messy“

*raises eyebrow*

„…yes…yes i have checked under the bed“

He eventually gets bored so he put one of your shirts during one of your dates.

„AHA I GOT YOU THIEVE I SHOULDVE KNOWN“

„Hehe yup you got me!~“

„Can i have it back now :D?“

No<3

Tbh he would actually ask you for those shirts

„Woah this shirt is cool! Can i borrow it for some time?“

„Sure! If its not too small/big for you lol“

Big or small he would wear it cuz its urs

Teru sometimes ask him where he gets all those shirts

„I got them from S/O! He allowed me to borrow them ^^“

You litterly standing between them: -\\\\\-

He always gives you them back all clean and folded <3

He was so happy that you called him on a date today and he couldn’t find a perfect shirt to put on

So he decided to put yours👀

„Hey k- wh IS THAT MY SHIRT??????“

„Yeah i couldnt find a perfect shirt so i used yours hah“

„It looks good on you…“

„Thanks…“

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A bit short but still sweet <P

#tbhk x reader #tbhk kou #tbhk mitsuba #tbhk yashiro #tbhk x y/n #jshk tsukasa #tbhk tsukasa #tsukasa yugi #tsukasa x reader #mitsuba x reader #yashiro x reader #kou x reader #jshk yashiro #jshk kou #jshk mitsuba

[boiling-potato]

Huh..... so I was looking through old sketch books I'm not going to show it because Jesus Christ it looked terrible and I just saw and remembered that Luke actually had a younger brother and his name is Austin...

Austin Erickson

A very angsty, shy and introverted person who also has a crush on the same person that Luke likes (a.k.a Lunie) not to mention he dislikes his brother too.

Holy heck Beta Luke looks incredibly basic! And very different from the Luke right now! He looks like a harem protagonist with the black hair, dark blue t-shirt and jeans. He's also has this very flirty and cheeky personality..... Now I know why his brother Austin hates him..... ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ

Hmmmmm I don't know if I want to add Austin in my unintroduce ocs.... Should I?? And redesign him?? Oooor just forget about him? Just curious (⁠٥⁠↼w↼⁠)

#boiling potato #oc #my oc luke #luke erickson #bp talks

[the-furies]

hmmmmm character bingo for Authority and Titus <3

- @mansplainmanipulatemalewife

VIRBATING OK OK O KO K OK OK. OK. UNDER THE CUT NGKFMGDMGKG

OS FIRST OFF:

^ ME WHEN AUTH. ME WH. ME WHEN

ok anyways

I TRIED TO STICK TO WHAT I THINK ABT SOURCE AUTHORITY AND NOT LET SYSTEM BIAS GET TO ME BUT I REALIZED. MY THOUGHTS ON AUTHORITY AND MY THOUGHTS ON PANSY ARE FAIRLY SIMILAR! SOOO. WIDJXMDNFNXMXJFJDFJ anywaYS!!!

* - everyone else EXCEPT YOU! is wrong abt Auth <3. JFNDJDF

** - THIS IS TRUE BUT ALSO i was like "I could edit this to say 'will somebody please fuck them jesus christ' that'd be so funny and true" but i was also like. Nvm that takes too muchEffort i do not have the spoons 4 that. but there's that thought anywaysJFMCMDFKKFD

BUT YEAH SO! I do not respect source Authority at all. If we met source Authority irl I would beat the shit outta that bastard. Or. Try to anyways <3. JFKDMSMF he is however Hilarious sometimes he has his moments. But also. I tHINK! SOMEBODY! SHOULD FUCKIGN KNOCK HIM DOWN A FEW PEGS! AND ALso. and . also. and also peANYWAYS ONTO TITUS!

Before I start: our synesthesia does not fucking like Titus's name I'm sorry for the weird pink. His name's shrimp coloured and weird and glitchy and shimmery I cannot replicate that shit on goddamn IbisPaint X™

SO WE BARELY KNOW SHIT ABT HIM YET but!!!!!!!!! He's fun and he's also Scary but in a good way like if u get on his good side He will literally kill & help fake murders 4 u. duh. But also hE SCARES ME! i care abt him. <3.

What we see from Harry's pov is that he Is An Asshole yes but like UNDERSTANDABLY SO!!! ofc he's an asshole to Harry & Kim thEY'RE COPS FUCK EM!

He gives off Funnyman vibes otherwise like. That character trope where Hte big scary looking dude is just v nice and funny around their friends? yeah. I imagine that's him IDK tbh <3 i will b honest we haven't played hte game In a couple months

OH I ALSOFORGOT TO ADD ANOTHER ASTERISK TO THE "if i met them irl i would beat them up" FOR HIM. IF WE MET HIM IRL HE COULD BEAT US UP fueJFDJSKDKC and "they fill me q incredibly violent urges" + "genuinely what the fuck" are also /positive & honorary. violence is our love language LMAO

The only reason we woild not like him irl is bc he is TALL [And Intimidating]. we are short and anyone way taller than us scares us. idk why <3. we have been like this our entire life. besides that tho he's cool 👍

-Electrochem

#ask #THANK YOUUU FJDKDKFDK #me filling out the bingos for auth: *vibrates*. #ihave more thiughts abt auth but that's for dms onlyGjFJDJDKFKCKD #the difference btwn my thoughts on source Authority and Pansy are that I respect Pansy and actively urge her to commit violence #and she's likw 'nnnooo I don't think I will! óvò;;' and I'm like WOW! TRULY YOUR NAME FITS YOU PERFECTLY! [lighthearted] JFJFKXCKGK #LIKE GIRLIE YOU'RE IN THE 24/7 PURGE SYSTEM HOW ARE U NOT CHOOSING VIOLENCE ALL THE TIME! [JOKEEEE] #abt the height thing also. idk what is up w that if ur taller than us by any significant amt congrats! we r intimidated 👍 #we have an uncle that we see like once MAYBE twice a year and he has done Nothing Wrong in his life EVER afaik. #he's SO chill. he's laidback as fuck. but he's Quiet. and he is LANKY AND TOWERS OVER EVERYONE!!!!!!! #and I'm like. YOU ARE THE MOST TERRIFYING PERSON WE KNOW! CONGRATS! DHDJSKSKDKCKCKF

[rikasfundingassociates]

[Found Chatlog] The Hacker.

This interview originally took place on January 28th, 2023.

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The phone screen whirs to life to reveal… quite a peculiar place. Darkness creeps at the corners of your vision, and everything in the room is tinted slightly green with the night vision feature of the camera. One by one, some notable features become clear as the camera slowly adjusts to the dim light.

One- a stack of takeout boxes and bags that teeters ever so slightly to the side, but balanced with enough precision to remain standing for… who knows how long.

Two- a cat tree with various tattered felt rats and strings with bells on the end hanging from the ballasts of the fortress, obviously well used.

Three- an electric keyboard in the corner of the room, dusty with manila folders propped up where sheet music should be.

Four- a desk with two monitors and a high-backed swivel chair (what’s on the monitors is unclear, as they’re too blindingly bright to be picked up by the camera.) It’s facing away from the computer. It’s also occupied! She has picked up on the camera recording her a while ago, curiously following the lens with a catlike quirk to her lips.

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[HACKER]: what's this all about? gonna interview me or something ? :3

peepee

Cat tree…… cats

CATS !!! i luvluvluv cats

ok first of all what your pronouns

oh!!! haven't had to give them out in a while

she/her

i'm going to assume YOUR pronouns are pee/pee

I have question….. is green your favourite colour by chance

oh noooooo how could you tellllll

(yes)

hrmmmmm what was the last piece of media you watched/read/consumed

last not fav? i replayed kirby and the forgotten land recently

. . .

L L L

ur pee pee now

i said so

Favourite kirby character go!!

AHHHH IM ON A TIMER KING DEEDEE

well what is your fav media? i like. old animated movies

just any old movie ??? i have a penchant for those cringy scifi ones with special effects that you can tell aged horribly

as for the question, video game music is my jam :3

what kind of music do you listen to anon

OSTs and a bit of vocaloid mostly

. . .

i can't bear to lose the respect of someone whos pronouns are peepee....

if the world could hear you say one thing, what would you say

deez NUTSSSS

When do we get to see ur assumably there cat hMMMMM :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

i wish i could show you, but a friend is watching over him for me !!!

caught me at a bad time ... 3:

OMG I HAVE A RLLY GOOD ONE ok you remmeber that jesus guy and how he had a body and blood which were bread and wine

omg like the tibble

what would your body and blood be?

my brain hurts.... uhhhhh

ig my headphones and cat??,,

IW ANT TO SEE THE CAT

IM SORRY IM SORRRRYYYY

hold on hold on wait

i can show you a gif that he looks like

What kind of cat is it ….): at least

tabby :3

what do you do for work?

hmmmmm currently ???? im a bit between jobs

i was working at this chinese takeout place, but i had to drop that to work on the app !!! call it a passion project

part time now im delivering pizzas for this parlor down the street

. . .

AHA !!! I FOUND HIM!!!

he’s a bit bigger and more gremliny but that’s the best one i have !!!

what’s the app you’re talking about?

oh !!!! i don’t get to talk about this often yippee

i, the GREAT AND BENEVOLENT PERSON I AM, coded a whole new app for my friends and i to talk to each other !!!

a little debugging here and there, but for the most part it works pretty smoothly and i get to establish my dominion :33

What would you ………sing at Karaoke night?

CA LI FOR NIA GIRLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE

DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP

[ There’s a bit of pounding on the floor, which quiets her down quickly enough. ]

[ Distantly ]

sorryy...

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-maxwell-spin-spinning-cat-maxwell-spinning-gif-27234188 Opinions on maxwell

i like the cut of his jib

he's committed many crimes

Dumb floor banger party pooper :AUGH:

i don't know what the proble, was !!! im SUCH a good singer

... i won't do it again tho

do you think anyone else will get to use it?

as much as i’d like to open it up to the public, we have a strict closed circle !! only people we trust can join :3

BEEE WHOOO YOUUU AREEEE FOR YOUR PRIIIIIDE

what are you...

one of those gay people ????

Am i

you tell me ...

who was that floor banger party pooper!!

my landlady 3:

apparently there’s ‘nighttime restrictions’ or something

sounds boring to me !!!

ALSO IF THE PUBLIC ISNT ALLOWED TO USE THE APP WHO IS.. who is this inner circle you have

i WISH we were the illuminati

just me and a couple'a buds! childhood friends

do you ever worry that someone could possibly infiltrate what you’ve made? like a leak or something?

someone breaking through MY security system? HA!

i'm a master programmer, so i'd never let that happen on my watch !!

Is that pizza place secretly a government hangout????

... id prefer not to answer this one

agent papa john? someone's caught on

take the shot

DOMINOS ALL THE WAY :rage:

... nobody tell them

i hate to break it to you

they're all in on it...

….even pizza express ): ?

nah

they're cool

Pizzas vs burgers

i’m contractually obligated to give one answer

if i don’t, i’ll be fired on the spot and blacklisted from every pizza place ever :(

… except pizza express

Im gonna go eat a burger out of spite now

TRAITOR

YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME HERE, A RANDOM FACELESS PERSON YOU'VE BARELY MET ????

Detective work is real tiring!!

i guess you deserve a break, after busting my super secret pizza agent cover…

… IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I WAS ACTUALLY A SUPER SECRET PIZZA AGENT

AHA!!! YOU’VE BEEN PRANKED!! BY THE NEFARIOUS -

[ There’s banging from the floor below again, along with a muffled female voice yelling back up at the hacker. ]

.... oh

guess i gotta go :(

she doesn't like all the yelling... heh

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[HACKER]: i should be getting back to my work anyways !! was nice to have some company for a bit, tho

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The hacker turns back around in her chair, and the rhythmic clicking of keys fills the room once more. With that, the phone screen shuts off.

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Transcript provided by [UNKNOWN].

#kgrp #teaser

[starlighnes]

liveblogging soko leipzig family business bc i have to.

IT SZARTS WITH BI LIGHTING?

please tell me were in a queer bar

ok the dead body has a cool shirt

such pretty shots so far?

oh i thought the body was a queer person, on a ü40 woman the shirt is slightly less cool sadly. oh dress nvm then :(

hmmmmm confusing start

im wondering just now sind jans haare schoj immer so grau hewesen? OH NEIN DER SOHN

systemaufsfall ah ja

i think they should make kim. bi for bi4bi solidarity and bc shes hot an dim. gay thanku

OMG MORITZ KENNT DEN BTE AUS NER BAR

LIEF DA WAS BITTE BITTE I NEED IT NOW

warum sieht es so fancy aus da

✨PROPERTY✨

oh? Scheidung? worms

steffen der barkeeper also

MEINE NUMMER HAST DU JA VIELLEICHT NOCH?

rettich my beloved

Leni???? omg aufdeckende queen?

wir hassen den mann?

warum ist es so wild mit dwm Vogel

jan omg NAJA DU WOLLTEST DEN JA ✨KENNENLERNEN✨ ich liebs

interesting. halts maul leidesnweg christi

HÄLT SICH DA MAL WIEDER EINER FÜR JESUS OMG

ina sso bro was für krafttier HAT SIE GRAD BULLEMSCHWEIN GESAGT

wie eer die Pflanze gießt awww junge fohnt er grad den usb stick

mafia? mafia.

1e familie

anna felice hat dreck am stecken?

celia will ihn treffen. wieso? im guessing gay reasons.

LOTTE IST SO GROß GEWORDEN EXCUSE ME

leni und jan so 1 gutes team i love it

gay bar lets gooooo

liebe diese business und gay relationship mischung

ICH LIEBE MORITZ

Stark omg?

moritz go get ur man oder so

OMG JAN IN DER GAY BAR AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

junge ich liebe es

hahhahhahahahhahahhaha

OH MEIN GOTT WIE GUT

ich hasse den vater let celio be out and proud hä

omg eine doppelagentin?? sie ist ehrnelos aber she knows what she wnats

bin so verwirrt mit dueser anna felice

CELIO NEIN

omg protective moritz we l9ve to see it

#soko leipzig #im INVESTED

[self-loathing-angel-of-thursday2]

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 04x20

The Rapture

“420 huh?” “we’r already off to a good start. His fkn face every time. Some angel you are.” “What did he do with you Dean that made him not an angel anymore? Hmmmmm. HMMMMM????”

You don’t even see destiel dude “I can see a little bit of it now” Jensen and Misha like to share clothes. 

“It’s rare that 2 dudes wear the same size. I mean, I’m super tall so I haven’t shared clothes with anyone, but why does it matter?” We have watched the some angel you are recap about 6 times because “his face is great”

“Downstairs on who, Dean?” “His balls are floating in the water. Is that what you’re saying ooooo about?” “Sunglasses are a good thing. You should wear them.” “What if you wake up before you can read it?” “I wouldn’t walk around there if I were you. There’s shorting electrical shit. I mean if the breakers are down then that’s industrial electrical that just isn’t safe” “I forgot that we ever interacted with Jimmy” “Is this Misha trying to act straight or something?” “Who wears a tie to dinner? Are you FKN SERIOUS?” “Why is it all fuzzy? The whole episode has been that way” “That’s what your parents thought too much TV would do to you” “Is that how Misha actually talks?” “Yeah, you can tell he’s from Boston area-ish” “Is he short? 5’11? Eh” Spouse is 6’6” so everyone is short to him

Girl you wore your suit to bed? “You don’t?” “At least he unbuttoned the top button but still has the tie on” “Your tie is a mess. Your top button is undone, and you’re sneaking out of a motel at god knows when” “Yeah that’s not fucking weird behavior”

“Just dump it into your mouth you weirdo. MMM. I gotta aerate that shit just right for the flavor profile” “That was some really generic royalty free music” “Yeah that’s normal” “They really gotta steam out his jacket or use some fabric softener or something” “Is this the red pill v blue pill moment?” daddyissuesnatural

“Why does Sam have to be such a bitch?” Because he has an addiction

“Spoken like a true addict” “Doesn’t dinner get interrupted? Its kinda weird that he went straight back to his family; I’d give it like 24 hours to make sure we’re good” “Idk. Idk what I would do” “Is his best friend fucking his wife now? Isn’t that how it works?” i don’t think I’d have intercourse with Peter if you got possessed by an angel for a year “Jesus Christ dude. Wtf”

“Ok”

“Isn’t he low on juice? Just knife the bitch” “deep throating a demon” “sure. Seems fine” “it’s funny as fuck how this works out in the show, because IRL people don’t believe you. But demons huh?” “So when Jimmy went back to eat dinner was it supper-natural?” “Dean’s got a point, but I think he’s compartmentalized it so much that he doesn’t realize Sam is in withdrawals” “This episode is kinda weird. I feel like a fan could rewrite it better” A casgirl wrote this episode though (Jeremy Carver) “That’s a good look for you, Sam” “How many vampire things did this spawn?” “Is that the first time Dean saw it happen like that?” “So is Jimmy dead? But what if Cas leaves him?” “shag ass, huh?”

#beautifulspouserewatchesspn #supernatural #supernatural s4 #supernatural rewatch

[s-o-a-p-ing]

PSALMS S.O.A.P. ~ PSALM 126

Thursday, 1/11/24

SCRIPTURE:

Those who sow in tears  will reap with shouts of joy. ~ Psalm 126:5

OBSERVATION:

Okay, once again I'm not a theologian here, and really, I'm not trying to be cute or clever, so please, bear with me...

Sow: 

Scattering seed on or in the earth, planting a thin layer of seeds thickly covering a field...

Also an acronym for "Statement of Work" or "Scope of Work" 

Reap:

Cut or gather, harvest, receive as a consequence of one's own or other's actions

Also an acronym for Read Encode Annotate Ponder - a way to take notes while reading and engage in and remember and apply what been read...

Hmmmmm...

So, sowing - confessing - my sin and selfishness and willfulness on Jesus is, should be first in my basic "scope or work" each day - laying it all out there - in true tears of repentance - He knows it anyway..

...and reaping His grace through engaging in and applying His Word can't help but make me joyful - so why not shout!

APPLICATION:

Sow in tears...

Reap in joyful shouting...

PRAYER:

Healing Heavenly Father - I ask that You accept my tearful confession of willfully doing on my own what I want, instead of always turning to You and seeking Your will... and that You also accept my joyful shouting of praise for the grace You have given me through Your Son Jesus... May His example continue to plant Your blessings in my life and the lives of those You bring into my life... In His Name, and that You may get all the glory and worship...

Under His grace for and with you...

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#Psalm 126 #Psalms #Sowing #Reaping #Tears #Joyful shouting #Joy

[ticklishthoughts1]

a-.. jesus christ youre amazing mean and i love you/p hate you

you know exactly what youre doing and its evil

what I'm doing is exactly what you want..right?

Unlesss......

you Want to be tickled realllly bad but simply won't, or can't say it?

in that case...hmmmmm...we should make like a Phrase for it!

Ooooh I know. Lets use sum most of us don't use on the daily.

Rutabaga Now means:"I want to be tickled but cannot or will not admit it, please come wreck me >////<"

we all clear? good!