#jesus christ on a BICYCLE

[ashtonsunshine]

The 5SOS Show Stuttgart x

#Jesus Christ on a bicycle #have mercy on the weak #5sos #luke hemmings #the 5sos show tour stuttgart

[inkykeiji]

oH?????????? MY GOD

#i’m in bed just losing it over this #with my retainers in (both of them!) and my squishmallow in my arm #as my boyfriend gets ready for bed #in the washroom #just listening to me go OHHHHH MY GOD #oh my fucking god h #i #i am #l #actually losing my entire mind #the shig one is gorgeous too but WILL YOU LOOK AT BIS #HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION?????????? #he’s so sexy!!!!!!!!!!! wow!!!!!!! #jesus christ #jesus christ on a BICYCLE #okay okay i’m going to bed now i just #had to come scream in the tags for a moment #oh my fucking god the things i’d let him do to me #the things i’d do to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #clari loses her mind over dabi #<- genuinely should be a tag tbh

[victusinveritas]

#jesus christ on a bicycle

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

everyone clap for me

I saw an incredibly brain dead take on activism and I didn't engage with the post

I'm just going to vague about it in the tags like a mature adult

#blocking random influencers because they haven't spoken about Key Political or Social Event in order to pressure them to have a stance #isn't the radical act you think it is #it's better to take your time and effort and donate to certified reliable charities and agencies and NGOs (do your homework though) #and also to donate or support local on-the-ground political movements that might actually foster change in the country in question #because people in the country have more power to effect change than you or your influencer of choice #this shit drives me nuts #be strategic and intelligent about how you spend time and money when it comes to trying to make a difference #boycotting random fucking influencers is one of the dumber ideas I've seen and I've seen a lot of dumb fucking ideas #ALSO not everyone needs to speak about every topic #random influencer who does fashion pictures in front of old buildings doesn't need to have an opinion on Key Political Topic #they really don't #random influencer who talks about YA books doesn't need to have an opinion #jesus fucking christ on a mother fucking bicycle get with the goddamn program #clearly I'm spicy this morning

[arcadianforests]

My white whale is this facebook mom minion meme post that was like "the only difference between a swarm of locusts and a group of teens is that the locusts move on after they've eaten everything!" I literally think about it all the time and ive never found anyone else who has seen it

#I DO NOT BLAME THE TEENAGERS FOR EATING PEOPLE OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS GROW LIKE 6 INCHES A YEAR OR MORE #LIKE THEY GOT SHIT TO DO #BUT GODDAMN WAS I TIRED OF GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE BECAUSE THEIR SNACKING EQUATED TO A WEEKS WORTH OF MEALS #I KNOW YOURE GROWING BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A BICYCLE

[weidli]

03:11 // 15:20

supernatural really said. none of us are getting out of this story all of us are stuck. dean voice you knew it was always gonna end like this for me. trickster voice how long will it take you to realize? you can’t save your brother. no matter what

#why yes i did get to this point in mystery spot and then went off to watch the 15.20 death scene for this specifically. goddamn why did they #do him like that. what the fuck #they at least should have faith style electrocuted him come on #fucking rebar #jesus christ on a backwards bicycle #natural soup #elke posts spn

[jupiterjunebug]

Insane how every time a wrestler is expressing annoyance in kayfabe ppl r like wooow you can see that theyre regretting signing #free them. Bad news fellas annoyance and disgust are two of the EASIEST emotions to fake for your pretend acting bit you do on tv. Im sorry. You have not connected 2 dots. They are actors

#like fuck mb they ARE annoyed but jesus christ on a bicycle #u dont know that #tussling

[ceaselessbasher]

"we're taking away Sokka's misogyny because it's hashtag cringe and we are hashtag feminists" so is his character growth of learning to respect women also cringe orrrrrrr?

#characters have flaws sometimes! there's this thing called inner conflict! and there's this thing call character arcs! #jesus fucking christ on a bicycle! #live action atla #mogologue

[raviollies]

My stupid ass read Kasimir Velikov not as...veLIK (great) but VElik (bicycle)

#i cannot take him seriously enough jesus fucking christ #bicycle man...........

[sweeterthanthis]

"How many times have you watched this?"

Me: "Yes"

#aemond targaryen apologist #why he have to be so pretty though #jesus christ on a bicycle the things i would do

[scribbling-punk]

I cannot stress this enough... If someone blocks you, leave them alone. Don't try and find some other way to contact them without their consent. Respect the boundaries they have placed.

#jesus h christ on a bicycle #manipulative

[silks-up-my-sleeve]

Y'all know that meme where it's the guy in the car telling the McDonald's employee some fucked up shit and the next frame is the employee looking terrified??

Yeah, my experience is always the reverse. I don't know why but McDonald's drive thru employees always love telling me some horrible confessions and I'm just like ?????

#i hate giving off the vibes i give #I'm nosey and I'm a good listener but jesus h christ on a bicycle to hell stop telling strangers things #tbh everyone does this (the new girl at work even did it the day after she decided to get smart with me)

[kabrox18]

anyway to clear the air of that fucking insane [baffled] anon:

don't share your age. don't share your real name. don't fucking share anything about yourself that you wouldn't tell to a meatspace stranger.

use your fucking brain please.

#nattering #jesus h bicycling fucking christ yall it aint that hard

[yxkanna]

well travel day is certainly. off to some kind of start bc my parents’ new stove started being delivered at. checks notes. 7:20am. which of course woke me up and made me realize that it felt like there was acid in my throat bc i guess whatever i ate last night is making me feel weird now. and we don’t have any pepto or tums or anything so now i’m just sitting here in bed sniffing rubbing alcohol getting puke anxiety as well as flight anxiety fhbfjdjr

#ooc #moopisms #if i throw up. it’s so joever #so i’m just Not Going To #i think i’m just gonna be worryingly gassy……… rip to everyone on the stupid fucking plane with me #jesus christ. on a bicycle #vomit mention #emeto /

[praywriterepeat]

New project, restoring an old bike so I can get around town hopefully. I want to spend this summer riding around town serving and sharing Christ’s love.

#christian inspiration #jesus christ #christian author #christian bible #christian faith #bible reading #daily bible reading #bible study #christian woman #christian blog #cyclist #bicycle preacher #bicycle rehab #diy projects #disabled #disability #chronic fatigue #chronic illness #ehlers danlos problems #ehlers danlos life

[upsettibolognese]

Day nine of working on the trot and I’m fine just incredibly angry at so many things, especially my co-worker and a customer deciding today was the day to brag about how stupid they think unions are and say the most empty-headed statements about working life that I have ever had the misfortune of hearing.

#jesus fucking h christ on a bicycle #i still have another week of this