#jesus christ it isnt your relationship

[lxclerc]

anyone who posts edits of the old wags (charlotte and isa specifically) and says shit like how they miss them or dislikes the new girlfriends bc they miss them needs to get a grip, step away from the situation, get in some fresh air and vitamin D and see how fucking weird and creepy yall are acting

#jesus christ it isnt your relationship #let those girls rest from this entire circus #charles leclerc #formula 1 #carlos sainz #also leave the new gfs alone ffs

[solardistress]

everyone who is in the stanley parable fandom should somehow get sucked into the rabbit hole of the story and or characters and or the concept the game presents . not like ohhh i looove the narratorso much heres my design and lore for them for it kind of rabbit hole where you fixate on this character that like. you are making uo backstory for to the point it deviates from canon because youve gone too far from the game details or whatever but but really aanalyze the game the moments the dialogue for just a moment . mmfind the meaning in the words . find somethin g profound in the data the papers the desks the situation as a whole . you cant just . romanticize the characters. without. like. understanding them first . tou cwnt do anything with the characters until you inderstand them at a gut wrenching level . at least brush uo on their wiki once in a while ? play the game ? every now and then ? treat stanley right ? anyway if you like the stanley parable so much why cant you tell me about 432 and their situation . how profoundly sad their existance is and how you trea t them. how about cookie9? why do you hate themm so much. because of a review ? tou antagonize them for what ? the narrators doing ? bexause the narrator what . yeah . tou cant even explain his actions . go go play the game and hav eit rewrite your brain . go down the rabbit hole and bask in the true horror and unrealism of their situation

#how sleepy am i jesus christ #tsp #anywayy i think what im saying is pleade enjoy the gamr and the story it has actually theres so many little details and often all i see is #just. the narrator . the endings . stanley. yeah theres feeling and emotion but j want that in words i want to to see you understand it #i want to see you see it in your own way inderstand and process it in your own way and share that #i love seeing analysis posts !!!!! uughh nbrhh. not to say that like. the fanart isnt what i want no i love the fanart so much #but i wish there were more analysis posts or something idk #idk what my point was here #i love characterization . by the way . as someone who would write fanfics and has a pet peeve of correct characterization in fics and such #i just wish more people hnderstood the game as a whole and didnt just end up being like haha ships !!!!!!!! romance !!!!! like yes ! but #but also like they have something MORE than romance. something more intimate and close . not sex yeah sure whatever but they are #connected in the most horrible ways and connected so closely and lovingly and they are connected whether they like it or not #they hate each other they love each other they are each others world they are divorced theyve been married for eternity they would kill eac #other they woukd have sex they woukd kiss they would dance they would do so many things that arent romance oriented but still close in #so many fucking ways because they love hate each other and their relationship is so conplicated you think they just suddenly love each othe #no matter what now ?? after what. you think stanley is forgiving ? after being brought through hell over and over and over again? #no! they hate each others guts i tell you. but they still stick by each others sides because they dont belong anywhere else #theres love but not in any way any of us can think. theres love but not like that but also exactly like that. theres also hate #and its a beautiful mix of the two that allows them to get along so well and endure each other for so long and further #anyway fucking . i forgot my point #anyway go down the rabbit hole 👍 this game is insane and you should be insane about it too #but like. be insane about it . not the concept of romance in this game. do not pair them up just for the sake of shipping #understand their relationship. understand them. understand their circumstances. understand their problems their bate their love #them. understand them and how much they need each other. how they keep chasing and chasing and chasing only to run #in circles. anyway what was my POINT. i ront remember 👍👍👍 #i am . so sleepy

[gayemoji]

for how bad killing eve got the books are infinitely worse.

#youve gotta believe me phoebe walker bridge worked miracles on that source material. jesus christ. #the story is dogshit bc there are no stakes. it is literally just implied cat and mouse between eve and oxana #implied as in the book will just SAY theyre chasing after each other. and TELL you they feel anything. #in reality the characters do not interract do not acknowledge the other and are literally just doing their jobs the whole time #no b plot . just villainelle kills someone > eve investigates while villainelle kills someone else > eve investigates whi #the first book also just immediately dived into ALL of oxanas backstory. so its like. we dont even get to discover WITH eve. #we just get it handed to us through dream and nostalgia and flashback exposition . #and then eve just magically figure out who she is based on sheer fucking divine visions or some shit. #like she gets told the name of a perfume and just INSTANTLY knows thats villainelles callname. #and thats before we even talk about the male gaze writing of lesbian sex scenes. which are certainly male gaze writings of lesbian sex . #but seriously theres no Konstantin plot #no real niko drama other than the stress eves work puts on thei relationship #no caroline. shes just not even a character. her son isnt a character. her son doesnt die. #eves coworker gets murdered and im convinced she didnt even care bc her divine spidey sense immediately prompts her to say some shit like #'its villainelle sending me a message' #girl what #how tf . can i see you do any research . can i witness you do any work . #where its your passion for criminal psychology. where is your OBSESSION . who ARE you #they are truly both just little dolls luke jennings put in a lesbian fantasy world. theyre not anything. tbeyre not interesting . #i hate them actually. theyre so fucking boring it grates on me. #whatt he FUCK did phoebe walker bridge see in this shit man . oh my god. #killing eve #code villainelle

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

To the SPN fans that are hating on good omens rn bc of the leak, I hope you choke. I've seen some really nasty shit today from some of my (now unfollowed) followers whom I followed for spn content. So let's make one thing clear from actual posts ive seen today:

-Saying that the "wrong angels kissed", is...homophobic. I was with destiel from beginning to end and yeah we were completely shafted, but it's not okay to then say that other gay couples in media aren't allowed to kiss just because they aren't the ones you thought were hot. Jesus christ didn't think I needed to write that one down for ya-bo burnham

-I saw so much fatphobia about how Castiel deserved a kiss more than Aziraphel bc "he has far more sex appeal." Wtf wtf wtf. How do you live with yourselves saying that shit?You can pry Micheal Sheens body type Aziraphel out of my cold dead hands, you CW brainwashed morons!

-hate against the author for some reason, no one is willing to give specifics about it, but I think the majority of them maintain that GO is not good rep because they didn't kiss and now they are claiming pandering or something? Honestly that guy has only ever stood with the writers guild and queer people his whole career from what I find so I don't think it's fair whatever hate they are spouting. He isnt even saying he is upset with fans that saw or shared the video. Hes being super nice about it!

-I will say, non of us SPN fans have a fucking leg to stand on when it comes to hating something bc of the authors, OK. I saw someone saying the writing for spn was better and I can say you did not watch the show. I loved spn but don't do the late Terry Pratchett like this. He did nothing wrong

-on that same ish strain, as an ace person who thrives off queerplatonic relationships in media, maybe they kiss, I dunno. I just have to wait until the season comes out. Not 1 SPN fan gets to bitch about GO asexualty rep when SPN never even tried that route with any of its characters. But also ace characters are allowed to kiss, so you can write them that way of you want and interpret them that way if you want still. This is your viewing experience.

-this leak is truly not the same as the SPN yo a ti leak, solely bc the episode hasn't aired yet. "None of you GO fans would have survived the yo a ti leak." No I think you wouldn't bc the spn leak was clinging to an already mangled straw, while the angel's in GO are queer already. Queer queer queer and no amount of kissing or lack thereof is going to change that. We have no idea what happens in that episode of GO, but we saw the creators butcher the only moment in the show that could have meant anything real for queer viewers in SPN.

-"SPN crowly was kissing dudes first so this one is not that impressive". I see two cakes. One was made with the intent to make gay people look evil, but over time got kinda funny and a little better bc gay people liked it, and the other was about telling an interesting story about how love is so important, especially at the end of the world, and gay people liked that one too! So for me it's YaY two cakes!

-again the anti aziraphel is so plainly just fatphobia. You have no excuses. Sorry you don't think someone who looks like a slightly chubby micheal sheen could ever get kissed by someone who looks like David tennant, but you are not only wrong, you are also childish.

OK I'm done. Go watch good omens s2 when it comes out for my fucking sanity please. Or don't if all you are going to do is try to rip it apart like you do to all media that tries to be better.

#good omens #good omens discourse #fatphobia #supernatural #destiel #crowly x aziraphale #they are ace to me your honor #im ace and i sometimes want a smooch #good omens 2 #good omens s2 spoilers

[rdiowx]

Day sixteen: Teasing; Kobra kid & fun ghoul

MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!!

Warnings: basically fun ghoul watching (and helping) you and Kobra kid fuck so yea, Ghoul’s teasing both you and Kobra, implied you, Kobra and ghoul are in a poly relationship.

Readers parts non mentioned but he’s referred to with he/they pronouns

“Jesus christ you’re gonna kill him Kobra!” Ghoul teased. Your head was currently pushed into your threes shared mattress while Kobra pushed himself inside of you, Ghoul insisted he wanted to watch this time. Kobra replied with an eye roll and a snarky remark, “if you’re gonna run your mouth the whole time i might have them occupy it.” That shut Ghoul up for a minute, probably situating his pants so they werent rubbing against his cock uncomfortably. Their conversation was lost when your moans increased in volume, causing Ghoul to smirk. “Dont tell me you’re close already, it hasn’t even been 10 minutes yet.” Ghoul chuckled as he took your face into his hand squeezing a bit, Kobra having moved his hand to your back long ago.

Tears fell down your cheeks before Ghoul kissed them away and laughed a bit. Kobras pace never slowed as he fucked you. It didnt take long for you to cum, ghoul making fun of you as he occasionally came up from kissing you. Kobra huffed from above the both of you as he came not long after. “Don’t tell me you’re done already Kobra.” Ghoul smirked before Kobra switched positions, you on top of him now. “Why would you think that?” Kobra questioned, looking up at Ghoul as he slipped himself inside of you once more causing you to whine. Ghoul just shrugged with a smirk as he kissed Kobra and moved to be closer to you, since it was easier to tease you both that way.

It didn’t take long for Ghoul to take hold of your hips, making you fuck yourself on Kobras cock. The room was filled with Ghouls laughter and your and Kobras curses. You could feel Ghouls mouth on your shoulder, his lips pulled into a smirk before pressing a kiss to you. Ghoul held your hips still, sending a knowing look Kobras way. Kobra just responded with a glare and it was enough for frank to continue to help you ride Kobra, slightly faster this time. “Don’t even-“ Kobra was cut off with his moan and yours as Ghoul shoved your hips down particularly hard. You looked over your shoulder to throw Ghoul a glare to which he held up a hand in defense, the other still guiding your hips.

Pressing a kiss to the side of your mouth, ghoul returned both hands to your hips. Moving his mouth to your neck as he made marks on it, Ghoul chuckled at the increase in volume of your moans. Kobra was struggling to stay quiet too, his curses and groans could be heard throughout the room. “I think Kobra is close..what do you think?” Ghoul whispered to you, pressing his cheek against yours as you nodded in agreement. Ghoul was right and it didnt take long for him to cum in you, however you hadn’t cum yet so Ghoul decided to torture Kobra a little longer. Ghoul hadn’t let up on the pace he kept with his hands on your hips even though Kobra came, Kobras groans turning into whines now.

Kobras hands were clenching the sheets of the bed, a lust filled expression on his sweat covered face as Ghoul continued to help you ride him. Frank reached down to help you get off soon enough, and it didnt take long for that to happen. Relief flooding you and Kobra as Ghoul slowed down the pace, enough to let you calm down but not enough to overstimulate you, thought the same couldn’t be said about Kobra as he whimpered from under both you and Ghoul. You smiled back at Ghoul as he Smirked down at Kobra. Kobra rolled his eyes before closing them and putting his hand in yours, ghoul still holding your hips. “I think you’re forgetting about someone, it’s my turn isnt it?”

Lowkey this sucks but its christmas

#mcr x reader #frank iero x reader #mcr x reader smut #frank iero x reader smut #mikey way x reader #mcr smut #mikey way x reader smut

[nemzd]

Purification and Order in a place no diffrent then hell~

Part 03/??

Everyone was sleeping soundly in heaven, everyone one, except the man in your arms, Archangel Raphael, while you were peacefully sleeping holding Raphael in your arms, the man has opened his eyes.. and just looked at you,..I mean who wouldnt? The Lord, maker of heaven and Earth left heaven.. and is in the presence of a mortal.. his Spirit, the Spirit of God... he can feel him... but he can also feel.. that if he attacks you, or tries anything on you..the lord will severly punish him. For hurting the chosen one, chosed by God himself for some kind of task, would anger God truly.

As he thought many things.. he looked at your chest, where he was naturaly lying his head on.. he just looked your chest and saw the mark of a Angel and not only that ... but your shirt was also ripped off... he knew which angel would dare to do so..

Raphael:..Micheal.. what big sin are you gonna commit with hurting this human?.. Oh dear..

...

(Now it may come a bit weird but hope it still sticks to it)

As he said those words, he traced his finger on your chest, removing the brand left by Micheal on you.

He just looked at your face.

Raphael:If God has chosen this mortal as a vessel .... then who am I to hurt and go against the divine will of God?...

...

He said those words.. he felt.. wonderful for the first time in a long time.. he couldnt explain how this human had the Spirit of the Lord... nor why he felt so comfortable on sight seeing this human and how they were able to calm him down to such a decree... He was happy to say the least.. he tried to touch your face but then you moved slightly, which he knew and meant that you were about to wake up.

He stood up and saw a nearby chair, and stood up to get a chair for himself to sit near you, while you felt moved and shifted, you groaned and opened your eyes.. and saw him, Raphael in his full glory.

You tried to remember what happend last time and then remembered it fully.. you were in heaven, in heaven my dear! But the moment you began to smile you stopped it, realizing something.. what was told to you by Micheal the Archangel.. was partly true... because you know the feeling of being in the presence of God... but here in heaven where it should feel the most intense.. it isnt diffrent then being in earth... oh dear.. what has happend?..

You turned your eyes to Raphael, the Archangel.. and looked at him.. he then spoke.

Raphael:.. ......Mortal.. how are you able to speak with the almighty lord himself... How?!

...

He said to you, the moment ??? has brought you here.. and that even Micheal came to you.. and now that he also realised you were marked by him.. just shook him.. and when you prayed.. oh dear.. he felt the lords presence once more.. and not only that.. his Holy Spirit.. is inside of you... it hurts his head even just thinking of it!.. And that he chose a mortal... over his own angels.. his own servants.. just.. it hurt him...

You:... I dont know.

Your simple but direct answer.. Just made him stare at you.

Raphael:...HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW?!

...

You: How am I supposed to know? In your eyes I am just a sinner aint I?.. One worth of death, the only reason I am in such a close relationship with God, even closer then you angels seem to be with him.Is because Jesus Christ, my Lord and Saviour, so yea my God is the most gracious, most perfect and loving being in all of existence!

...

Saying those words made you feel good, not only were you always on the side of God but it also made you feel like you done the right thing, and these exact words shocked Raphael, even though it did make him angry to some sense... it made him realise.. what he himself lacked that you seemed to have a abudance of.. and that is love.... so he took you by your hand, sliced off the chain off your wrist and took you by arm... and dragged you outside the room... he was gonna bring you into the "Throne room of God"...

At a diffrent diffrent place~

Micheal felt something odd.... he didnt feel the human that branded and marked with his own blood.. it made him stand up in horror trying to run to where you were but someone else stopped him.

???:.. Micheal, dont be that hasty, stay calm, how far can a mortal come in this realm?.. you got nothing to worry about, so just sit down.. and I make sure that the Angels bring them back to their chambers.. So dont worry.

...

Micheal:... I will take care of it myself Gabriel.. and dont you try hurting them in any way.. they might be our only key into finding out where God is...

...

He said those words with a malice intend, not intending to spare the man even a moment before he walked through the doory not sparing a second at Gabriel...

Gabriel:..You may try something.. but dont you dare get in my ways.. because that human.. will be mine.

...

Said Gabriel as he smilled happily to himself.... oh well will this be finally happening?.. He doesnt know.. but it will make it a worth while experince.. he chuckles to himself.

Back to you

He still dragged you around the corridors, yes you knew heaven was supposed to be very large but you didnt expect it to be this large!.. But on the way waiting infront of the door to the throne room of God.. you saw a familiar person... wait thats Archangel Micheal!

You nudged at Raphael and said that he should see who has come.. and when he waited.. Raphael saw him.. someone he didnt particuliarly like.. Micheal.

Micheal came nearer you.. you off course forgetting your Shirt was ripped and your chest exposed, he couldnt just watch this.. and he threw.. a garment on you?..

Micheal:.. Cover yourself with that and return to your chambers, right this instant..

...

Raphael just looked at the both of you... a but shocked.. normaly anyone that breaks the commands of Micheal or even does a poor job, would have been killed.. no matter if it was a angel or a demon...

Micheal(Thoughts):.. They didnt leave.. huff.. I cant let them leave after finally being in the lords presence after so many years.. and the mark... Raphael seemed to have broken it... ha.. then I just add a new one..

...

Micheal once again took his sword and sliced his arm once more, he threw his blood on your hand this time... he just smilled and looked at Raphael with a cold glare.

Micheal:.. If you try to break that mark again.. I be having your head next Raphael, and also dont try to make the human go with their chest like that now return with the human to their chambers.. tommorow I have some plans for them..

...

He said and looked at you with a smirk, he then left... Raphael even though he also is a Archangel wanted no smoke with Micheal.. even though he didnt wanna hear his lousy brothers command.. he had to obligate...

Raphael:...You heard him mortal.. time to return you back to your chamber... ha..

He took your small frame.. wrapped you like a Burrito in the garment which was obviously almost twice your size.. and held you in his arms.. like a bride.. and then he walked into the way of your chamber... all through the way you have been silent.. at times you looked at his face... which was.. beautiful but.. he had a eyepatch.... you didnt know why.. but when you tried to reach for his face.. another bright light emited.. but this time.. it wasnt just any light.. the light seemed to be green in colour.. and when Raphael saw this he was stiff as a stone.. Just watching what happend....... he .. felt something.. he removed his eyepatch.. and his face felt.. much warmer.. he ran into your room, with you in burrito style in his arms.. he threw you onto the bed and ran to your desk in your chamber.... he saw .. his face was completly healed.. and his.. eye.. he could see again with that eye.. he looked at you with wide disbelief..... but then he smilled at you.

Raphael:.. You truly are a blessing from the lord... thank you.

And with that, he left the room.. leaving you puzzled.. normaly this shouldnt have happend.. and this doesnt happen in around 2 days!.. Oh dear.. you pray to the Lord that everything will go according to his will.. and then.. simply layed there on your bed.. snoring and sleeping in your burrito garment...

Somewhere else

...

???.. just smiled.. he seemed to be happy...

???:.. My dear spouse.. they have returned.. oh how exciting this will be, Darling I am waiting for you♡

(Cliffhanger :D)

Huff, this took some time to think through but for now I am done, I know I am technicly late but still HAPPY EASTERN SUNDAY, HE HAS RISEEEEEEN HALLELUJA!!!!!!,!^-*+&'KYXL

God bless ya all and stay blessed my readers.

#whb x reader #whb #what is bad in hell purification #what in hell is bad x reader #what in hell is bad #what in hell is bad x gn reader #x malereader #x female reader #x fem!reader #x reader

[lesbianspeedy]

Ideally, who would you want Mia and Dinah's relationship to be like if it was properly developed?

this is a really tough question for me, it has a lot of things to consider. in terms of both dinah's writing in relation to mia in the past, and how i personally feel each character views that sort of relationship.

i've said it before i'll say it again, my achilles heel is that i DO get the warm fuzzies from that one winick panel of dinah saying she considers mia her daughter. HOWEVER i also see like. how fucking wild that was to throw in. like, textually speaking, dinah met mia once, said she thought ollie was sleeping with her (insane writing there mr smith) then when connor is recovering mia makes a joke about dinah being a bitch. thats like the extent of their interactions before winick takes over.

then it gets weirder, cause winick takes over and has ollie "cheat" and for some reason mia is like REALLY fucking overprotective of dinah, telling ollie to call dinah just because he's talking to joanna. (this is just winick not knowing what the fuck he's writing). then they "break up" etc, dinah isnt seen with the fam for like 2 years in the in-universe timeline. there is one part in hit issue bop #88 where she asks after mia but thats it.

dinah comes back near the end, they still dont really interact, end of vol 3/start of ga/bc happens, suddenly dinah sees her as a daughter. its just. so fucking randomly jammed in there.

now i have my own personal HC explanation for the mia side of this, let me quote myself from the arrowfam server:

"ik mia's like weird attachment to dinah in winick's run, esp the first arc, is like just bad writing. but ive decided that the author is dead and i killed him. its actually because the last time she felt safe with someone was with her mother and her brain hasnt caught up to her heart yet and allowed her to feel that kind of safety with ollie, so she attaches to the closest mother figure she can find at that point, before ultimately realising that the unconditional love and support she has now is thanks to ollie. thank you for your time."

now to actually fucking answer your question (jesus christ i got carried away i am sorry). PERSONALLY i'd like their relationship to just be "youre my dad's girlfriend" "you're my boyfriend's kid" like mia isnt a child she is a teenager who knows exactly how stuff like this works. i think mia absolutely does look up to dinah, as both a hero and a strong female role model (which i think mia sorely needs), but they dont need to be like. mother/daughter extreme. they can love each other and be family without being put into nuclear family tropes.

#mia dearden #dinah lance #arrowfam #i think if winick wasnt an idiot they couldve had a great relationship organically in ga #like mia is surrounded by men and has been for like a decade of her life #she deserves to have a role model and just a woman to help her with stuff that like. mia would obviously not feel comfortable discussing #with men #but no #instead we got that mess

[thebatbites]

i want more laurance thoughts pretty please

OKAY BUT YOU ASKED FOR IT

My thoughts on Laurence Zvhal

soft warning for aaron slander. im not really slandering him im just sharing my conspiracy theories. ALSO THIS BITCH IS LONGGGG AND THERES SO MUCH RAMBLIGN GOD HELP

god i love him so bad... thats the main thing i wanna get cleared up right the fuck away. i love him SOSO bad and i think jesson uses him completely inappropiately and im stealing him. okay? hes my oc now.

this is also a warning, i havent refreshed completely with my mcd knowledge and mystreet is more fresh in my mind so if i say something wrong about a plot point be nice to me im doing my best im a little guy with a dissociative disorder so i forget shit

aaalllrighty where the hell do i begin?

okay so first off, right off the bat: when he got back from the nether in mcd, he should've been blind. because

disability representation. blindness isnt something that can just be cured unless you get touched by jesus christ himself (im not religious but i think thats in the bible lol) and it something that impacts millions of people on the daily. exposing that to young kids can introduce them to the fact that not everybody is just like them and that people come in many different shapes and sizes. and it ofc helps anyone who happens to be blind have a chracter to relate to and project on.

do YOU KNOW HOW COOL IT WOULD BE FOR A BLIND KNIGHT? like fighting is a very visual skill for the most part you need to see your opponents sword to properly dodge it or you are good and truly fucked. so taking something integral to fighting and ripping it away gives another great chance for character development as well as some really sick ass scenes where laurence goes all toph and uses his senses that are now firing at all cylinders and kicks total ass

ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST!! like. laurence is a very visual guy, right? he sees pretty ladies to flirt with, he's a knight, he cares about his looks. so now he has all of that pretty much ripped away from him in an instant. what the fuck is he supposed to do? he flounders. hes a shell of his former self, in a way. like hes still there, hes still alive, but is he even laurence anymore? its something he has to learn to embrace and come to terms with. the main cast could also be super encouraging for him and basically is like "hey dude youre still the same fuckin awesome guy and you can still do all these fucking awesome things you just gotta learn how to do it again"

itd make for some cool relationship building between him and garroth or him and zoey or him and aphmau or even like him and cadenza. it gives him external relationships outside of just aphmau's love interest

JESUS FUCK I YAPPED A LOT ABOUT LAURENCE BEING BLIND OKAY

i think giving laurence (in both mcd and mystreet) jealousy/possessiveness issues is lame and a total turn off. like its such a gross thing to tell to kids, no? like "hey kids if you love someone they are ENTITLED to love you back and they CANT be in love with someone else"

obviously this behavior is still shut down but still... like why include it? especially because, prior to him falling in love, he seemed to be just a completely chill dude who only gets angry if he needs to. but suddenly hes mass slaughtering people at weddings (mcd), stalking his love interest because he saw her talking with another guy (mystreet), giving aphmau the cold shoulder because she is either indecisive or loses interest in him (this goes in both series i believe)

like it just gives you such an ick and obviously i know why they did this. i will say this until the day they put me in the damn ground its because of motherfucking aaron becoming a love interest. i have zero issues with aaron as a character and i even like him as a character (i have redeemed myself. i used to hate him) but as a love interest i think hes the worst thing to happen to every series because he just simply destroys any male character who had the potential to be shipped with aphmau which was all of them

were moving to mystreet here because mystreet is the best and most glaring example of this because mystreet was after they had decided to make aarmau canon in mcd and you can tell because of the way they set up laurence and garroth.

lemme explain and yes i know this is deviating from strictly laurence a tad but stay with me

im not going to use pdh because pdh was written after mystreet based off of the fact that for some reason travis doesnt know aphmau???? despite them being best friends in pdh??? WHATEVER WHWATEVER NOT THE POINT OKAY. were also going to completely disregard the undercurrent of grooming for aarmau and were going to pretend like this relationship is normal and not at all weird. okay? okay.

so from the moment you first meet laurence and garroth, you can tell their vibes are off. theyre openly hostile with each other (even if its playful theyre still "competeing" for her), theyre trying to shove each other out of the way. it makes them seem unlikeable. every time theyre on screen theyre talking to her or about her (often times planning on stalking her or getting irrationally jealous because they heard something through the grapevine) and it just turns the viewer off. if youre a first time viewer without any preconcieved notions of these character you're thinking "wow thats creepy. why would she stay friends with them? why would she bother sticking around her if all they want is a relationship out of her and not a genuine friendship?" and if you happened to watch mcd first youre thinking "wow is this how theyre really like? wow i dont like them at all anymore" and then you go to mcd and see their worst traits being ramped up and amplified to make them even more unlikable

and then you see aaron

in mcd hes a silent protector. hes always by aphmau's side. hes her one true loyal knight even when she does something he doesnt like. they understand eachother in ways that laurence and garroth just dont

in mystreet hes her guard dog. hes always there to step in when shes uncomfortable. hes her secret best friend her home away from home. he makes her feel loved in such a way that laurence garroth never could since theyve only ever cared about her superficially and not in any way that really, truly mattered

it makes the audience cling to him. it makes them think "well fuck why did the other guys even try hes obviously perfect for her" it blinds them of any other potential option because jesson just didnt give any other opportunity to shine through.

and thats fine. thats completely fine they can do whatever the hell they want to with their series because as one creative to another sometimes you just gotta make your bed and lie in it knowing that not every bitch out there is going to like every creative decision you make.

as a viewer it just.... it just makes you feel dissatisfied. leaves a bitter taste in your mouth, especially given the fact that in mcd you were basically told "these are your two options for love interests" and then a third love interest swoops in seemingly out of nowhere, gets her pregnant, and then he fucking dies.

in mystreet it just like... ugh. i dont know. i guess i feel happy for them because i can see their development. but like me personally i cant really feel shit for ms aarmau simply because of pdh and the FUCKING WEIRDNESS OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP

sorry this, once again, turned into a rant about how aaron's introduction as a love interest fucking ruined everything (my words, not anyone elses)

to sum up this long, long, long post my thoughts on laurence are as follows: i think hes written very poorly in mystreet and severely mishandled in mcd. i think that he had the potential to be very interesting in both series if used properly and he couldve had more intersting things happen to him in terms of the love interest department.

i think hes a character that gets the a lot of the character assassination tirade that jesson went on and i wish we got to see more of him but unfortunately we never will since you know his va left.

but most importantly:

hes my pookie wookie booboo bear and i love him so bad and im going to shake him and bite him and rip him to shred

well... i hope you got what you wanted. i have emptied all of my thoughts about laurence

#laurence zvhal #aphmau laurence #laurmau #aphverse #aphmau #mystreet #aphblr #aphmau mystreet #aphblur #aphmau mcd #mcd #minecraft diaries #mcd laurence #ms laurence #zerotalks #zerobehindthescreen #zerogetsasked

[shaampoo]

Silent treatment, huh? Must suck coming from your parents

Anyways, lore drop, its a custom in their island (place? Whatever) to keep the skulls of your ancestors skulls to remember them by,

Why?

Well, another lore drop, a nuclear bomb was dropped a few hundred years ago, and thats why people have super powers, and people had to survive for a while, and with people dying left and right back them, and being too busy to hold funerals, they just use skulks as a rememberance, and it also became a tradition to decorate the skulls,

Oh yeah, the people here are radioactive and immune to radiactivity (its negatives, but they do have some deformaties at birth even when its been hundred years since the bomb, ex. Glowing eyes, more or less fingers, etc etc.)

Every family has a certain design to their skulls and stuff, its considered a good thing if your given the skull of your ancestor, cause it means youre trusted to protect their skull and stuff,

Usually people get one skull in their life,

Casey has two cause his parents were kinda a Romeo and Juliet where their parents dont approve of their relationship, and when they got married, they were disowned, and the family doesnt know about casey, or their death, then when the parents died, the only person who could have their skulls were casey,

So nkw casey just has two skulls in his bedroom, its isnt considered weird here, so thats cool,

Edit: also, Casey is the only person who has a bible, christianity kinda faded away after the bomb, since they were too busy surviving and stuff, so Casey has this Bible (found from rubble of ruined cities of ancient old and stuff, yknow bibkes can survive fires n stuff somehow ) and thinks its just another book, and actualky liked the premise, so now hes just making fanfictions of the bible, so now the only people who swesr like "jesus christ" n stuff r casey and people who read his fics (and people who are old enough to remember christianity, or the profanities at least)

Also, i made his bedroom in the sims, its actually fun building rooms there, especially with cc and stuff

Original pic

#Shae's OC #OC #OC art #Casey Thompson (OC)

[maddsmallow]

hi im gonna complain about people seeing hank and connor as father and son under the break so if you see them like that maybe dont read. like you do you but if this is gonna upset you then. dont fuckin read it lmao

if tumblr puts this in the fucking tags even tho i didnt tag it 1) im sorry, and 2) im gonna be fucking pissed im just trying to vent on my own got dang blog

cropped out the person who made these tags because i dont even know them and also im not a fucking asshole thats gonna put someone on blast like that but. this is the EXACT problem i have with hank and connor as father/son. i dont even mind connor seeing hank as a mentor or something like that (even tho i personally disagree with using the term "father figure"), but it's the "connor is like a new chance for hank to be a dad" that fucking gets me. do you not see all the different CANON reasons why that works completely against hank's character, and takes away connor's say in the whole situation?? hank IS a dad. he's a dad to a dead boy. basically his whole fuckin personality is him mourning over the loss of cole because he loves him SO much. you think he's gonna cling to the first mentee he's had since cole's death and immediately have him replace his dead fucking child? that's like, making hank give into some kind of fucked up delusion. that's mentol illness luv. imagine misunderstanding a character THAT badly.

and that isnt even getting into the whole "you're taking away all of connor's agency as a fully grown adult man" thing. he's not a child. he's an android that was activated only a few months ago, sure, but he was literally created to be like 27-33 or something. he deals with guns. he looks at pole dancers at the eden club. he works with murder scenes. you literally ARE taking away all of his agency as an adult man by seeing him as some little puppyboy that needs a dad to take care of him.

i mean of course you can take these characters and do whatever you want with them outside of canon, they're basically just barbie dolls lmao. but to claim that it's CANON that hank would think of connor as his own literal son, that he thinks that before the game's even over?? absolutely fucking not. those jokes of hank being like "who's my son?" and connor answering "me:)" and hank's relationship bar goes up, it's cute i guess but if that happened in the game? if that was a real choice in the game? hank would've shot connor without a second fucking thought. hell no hank would've thought connor was anything CLOSE to what cole was to him. hank straight up would've murdered the real connor and not even been upset about it when sixty told him so. david cage can eat my entire ass for agreeing that they're father and son, he just said that because he's a homophobic piece of shit, and that's literally the ONLY thing ever to point at them having that sort of relationship.

and i'm not gonna sit here and be like "but anyways here's all the reasons hank and connor are TOTALLY in love" because i dont actually think that's canon either. i'm just playing with them like barbie dolls lmao. my problem is people taking subtext that doesnt fucking exist of them being "like father and son" and claiming it's the be all end all of their whole relationship. their view of them as father and son is the ONLY way to see them. which is just not fucking true. there's NOTHING in canon to support them as being anything but close friends or enemies. that's it. and then they come onto these posts about hankcon, which obviously have NOTHING to do with them since they dont ship it, and tell the OP who ships them "fuck you." like?? you could have just scrolled. you could have just kept fucking scrolling. you fool. you moron. what happened to ship and let ship. just fucking move on, jesus christ. stop taking the time and effort out of your day to go out of your way to 1) make yourself upset by seeing this content and not just blacklisting it and blocking the posters, and 2) making someone else upset that you took the time to be a shithead on something that obviously wasn't even meant for you but made THEM happy. just stop !!! log off!! touch grass!! and this goes for hankcon shippers who do the same!! what the fuck is wrong with you!! we're all just here to vibe and love on these dork ass characters!!!!! fuck !!!!!!!!!!!

also it's super cringe when bryan dechart is playing the game and you're all screaming "wow best father son duo everrrrr" in the chat as if that also doesnt make bryan uncomfortable because he's gotta be super fucking careful about how he fuckin speaks about his character to everyone and not piss off all the rabid father-sonners by insinuating they're only friends. just. shut the fuck up. hankcon shippers who try to shove it in other people's faces also need to shut the fuck up. jesus fucking christ

IN OTHER WORDS. old man yells at cloud is basically me rn

^actual pic of me

anyways here's a cookie 🍪

#the blogger says words

[k-ru-h]

tower of god is queer, no matter what the intended meaning of that word was. its themes of loneliness, isolation, othering for reasons outside of your control are inherently queer, be it in the modern or the "weird" way. every piece of art is a reflection of the artist and a story so prevalent with them says so much about siu, either because of his childhood where his interests were shunned, his most likely "weird" personality (because lets face it, society isnt very welcoming to people who spent the last 12 years drawing twinks trying to become god), or because of some other sort of queerness he's been through. the lack of any solid biological families within the tower, the amount of found families and teams who function as a family - those are so, so familiar to queer people, but they dont necessarily have to be queer in that sense. is khuns and bams relationship based on something in sius life? was it platonic, romantic, a mixture of different encounters? as much as id love to say the codependence, the absolute devotion between them is inherently romantic, it isnt. queer people, in both senses of the word, spend most of their life discarded by others for things they cant change, so finding someone they can latch onto can lead to borderline unhealthy obsession. what they experience is so familiar to us, we want it to be romantic. but it doesnt have to be. the story is so much more complicated than that, but jesus fucking christ, just let me see them kiss. just once.

#if this sounds weird or clinical its because im sleeby #word dump again besties #tower of god #i want to take them like two little puppets and make them kiss

[cealesti]

Rarepair tag game!

Rules: List the top rarepairs that you like outside of your OTP, and why you ship it! (Criteria for what makes a rarepair is up to your own discretion.)

tagged by @limonium-anemos, thank you so much!! im defining "rarepair" by how deep i had to dig within each fandom to find a community and fanworks for each ship. so, without further ado:

tsukkihina (tsukkishima kei/hinata shouyo, haikyuu!!) - what can i say, i love me some enemies/rivals to lovers AND a good sun and moon motif. i also think hq!! always juxtaposes hinata and tsukki in fun ways: they're the middle blockers on the team, they follow a very similar growth path, end up sharing a lot of formative experiences that neither kageyama nor yamaguchi go through, and i think they complement each other really well when they play to their strengths!!

Kisses Like Fireflies by lilithiumwords

denying you (and i'm going nowhere fast) by lilithiumwords

atsuhina (miya atsumu/hinata shouyo, haikyuu!!) - yes, hinata is my fandom bicycle, what about it i love that they're both the exact same flavour of chaotic and obsessively single-minded and that's absolutely delightful. "shouyo - one day, i'll set for you"???? my man atsumu, completely unprompted, to the boy who always wants just one more set. jesus christ

[shut up and run me like a river] by Chronolith

twilight sun by noyabeans (snowdrops)

in the night we are wild eyed by Flumes

snack (severus snape/sirius black, hp) - AAAAAAAH. the sheer potential here makes me want to scream. they're both so ruthless and brilliant and they'd be terrifying if they managed to put aside their differences & pasts. and if they can't - well, why not enemies AND lovers? alas, this is a more recent discovery for me so i only have the one rec, but it's a really good one

turmoil by Metalomagnetic

billdip (bill cipher/dipper pines, gravity falls) - listen, warlock is my favourite dnd class as a concept because i'm a sucker for characters that make reckless deals with dangerous entities and get way in over their heads. the power dynamics there are delicious. (though admittedly in this case i only like the ship with aged-up Dipper)

Conspiratheory by LCypherED

Gold (orphan_account)

sukkuita (ryomen sukkuna/itadori yuuji, jjk) - see above

mirror mirror (his eyes are red) by emochill

Nuns with Guns by surveycorpsjean

goyuu (gojo satoru/itadori yuuji, jjk) - itadori is my favourite character, gojo is right behind him, and who doesn't love a nice little teacher/student trope every once in a while?? plus i genuinely love their canon relationship & dynamic. in this case, this isnt rlly a rareship in the japanese fandom, but the western fandom doesnt rlly feel the same way lmao

abode by prindec

Picture Perfect by ChumbalieWumbus

Kites, Strings, and Hidden Things by HotCocoaaa

tagging @d-lissa @dustedrosettes @kingsship @riddlemeharder and whoever else wants to do this!

#tag memes #mine #eve.txt #abt me #i keep forgetting the tomarrymort is a problematic ship and im always surprised when i look at the rest of my ships lmao

[wedbetter]

angel on my shoulder im glad i did have sex with someone once bc i am probably going to kms before another chance presents itself.

devil on my shoulder i kind of wish i didnt bc at least if i was a virgin i could use that as an excuse for whatecer the fuck is wrong with me

2013 tumblr sjw on ny shoulder virginity isnt real you need to stop talking about this jesus christ. stop blaming your problems on whether or not people want you to touch them.

greasy haired head on my shoulders actually the fact that this is like the fifth time uouvetried to write this out is actually kind of deminstrating the actual reason of why you cant have normal relationships ☝🏻😝

#subspace chatter #rottie whys this going on this blog its hardly even horny. because there isnt 5 thousand followers here i can pretend its not real 🫶🏻😝

[kermit-the-hag]

jesus christ. to all the steddie antis messaging me and then fucking blocking me. i was not calling joseph quinn homophobic. i am neurodivergent so im not the best at actually transferring my thoughts out of my brain and into writing, and if you had genuine intentions of discussing this with me you wouldnt actually make fun of me or generalise all fans. youre just bitter as hell.

also, a lot of you stans messaging me have some weird parasocial relationship with joseph quinn. his job is to act. he isn’t going to fall in love with you in the allocated 3 minutes you guys pay for at cons. also he isnt even on social media, so you harassing me and rushing to be the number one joseph hero is not going to make him fall in love with you either.

Actors are actors. they obviously appreciate their fans and the support, but that is all. you arent his friends and you arent involved with his personal life. he seems like a laugh, and a good dude in general so please stop telling me to kill myself and that i’m weird for having feelings on a topic.

i just made a one off post that somehow reached a bunch of hellcheer fans who feel strongly about their one way relationship with joseph. but i am not going to paint a while group with one brush, because i have met a lot of wonderful and sweet hellcheer fans. i am in this fandom because i like the characters and not because i think the actors are gods gift to earth. they are humans, and like the rest of us they aren’t infallible.

this will be the last post about the topic so you can stop telling me that im pathetic garbage human who deserves the worst in life.

#holy fucking shit #im so tired #joseph quinn #steddie #im too scared to tag the other ship #eddie munson

[shivasdarknight]

y'all just really have no respect for people, do you. like jesus christ, you want your jerk off material so badly that you will just spit all over a creator who express discomfort with work being used a certain way.

like shit, id call what y'all do to authors of color as just straight up racial harassment with how their works get twisted or how the characters are treated fandom wise. you wanna talk about the importance of seeing yourself in fic but this is how people justify the erasure of identities in fanfic, esp vulnerable sexualities or genders. this is exactly how people justify race fetishization.

just forever baffled by how the desire for smut always wins out over basic fucking decency when it concerns sensitive subjects in fic. im not defending shit like what rice did with her work, i just think it's rich y'all use the cry of censorship the way republicans do when someone says something to the effect of oh idk. stop making slave kink fics with properties by black authors or something. or the shit that was seen with the colonizer lan wangji bullshit. but considering people can't even respect the subjects of rpf - like destroying dan and phil's actual relationship, or ignoring people like markiplier who isnt even saying stop just stop sending him pornographic content involving him and his friends/peers - im not surprised people are bitching about the idea of showing someone respect esp when it concerns a vulnerable or marginalized identity who's doing the writing and asking that people not be fucking nasty with it

#original #it's such a white gd take

[okthatsgreat]

hiiiihihi lee those oc asks look so interesting so . any of the following for any of your ocs that you feel like talking about? 🔥🌪️🔧🔫🔪🙈💥 i got a little carried away picking out fun ones but feel free to only do the ones you want!!

LILY U RULE SO HARD. i was gonna go with sae but realised she's way too new for some of these questions so you know what....... ill choose ryobe teehee 😁

oc ask game!!

🔥 FIRE - do they have any self destructive tendencies? what habits do they have that hinder them from becoming their best self?

his complete inability to take anything seriously to the point of delusion and destruction lmao. he really and truly lives in his own little world where everything is about him and how much fun he is having, because he's convinced himself that if he is having fun then everybody ELSE must be having fun also

🌪 TORNADO - what is the biggest change you've ever made to them? how have they changed from their original version?

AHGHJS oh jesus christ he got changed a lot design wise. he was always something along the lines of an ultimate prankster but originally he was way more business oriented, he still had red hair and a gap in his teeth but with a goofy looking suit lmfaooo. biggest change from that first interpretation of him to now was just how intentionally cold he was-- this updated version of him is still intelligent and cunning but his actions are so clearly driven by the horrors of the killing game and his attempted escape from it. the older version of him was always Like That GHFDSKJG

🔧 WRENCH - are they good at fixing relationships? or do they tend to avoid doing so?

surprisingly he's kind of alright in settings that aren't post/pre-game! he's pretty persistent in trying to cheer people up so even if he doesn't really get all that serious he'll still make an effort to bug you even if you dont exactly want to see him right now ghfsdjkg. but if youre looking for a serious discussion with him youre kind of out of luck unless you catch him in a super specific mood and time lol. he's probably had like. two serious conversations post-game about his actions and he hardly acknowledges they ever happened

🔫 PISTOL - do they trust people easily? how easily will they turn their back to someone? have they been backstabbed before? will they betray someone if given an ultimatum?

hmmmm this one is odd in regards to him short answer yes he does trust easily??? long answer it depends on what setting. like he trusts pretty openly but he is very flimsy with that trust and kinda throws other peoples trust around just as easily lmfao. he isn't extremely gullible but he'll believe you if you tell him something in earnest there just isnt much guarantee he wont turn around and use that information for a prank or something hgfkjsdghk ESPECIALLY pre-game/during the game. post-game he chills out he's a cool guy. definitely doesn't trust as openly and is a bit more reserved about who he hangs out with but he himself is way more trustworthy as a person

🔪 KNIFE - how do they react to injury / misfortune befalling their loved ones (significant other, family, friends)? do they put themselves at blame?

AGAIN DEPENDSSSS pre-game he'll try to cheer them up but will feel awfulllll about it especially if it happens during one of his videos, where he'll def blame himself but will cope by shoving all that into a tiny box where it will eventually catch on fire and explode. catch him during the beginning stages of the game and he's just wayy too far in his delusions that he'll straight up think you're fucking with him gfhdsjgkf. he'll be so convinced it's all some elaborate ruse that he legit starts dragging other people down with him. later on in the game he just crumbles entirely. just feels that guilt so immensely, and there is no going back to fixing anything

🙈 SEE-NO-EVIL - whats a side of your oc that they don't want to show other people?

he's a lot smarter than he lets on!! his talent is catering to the algorithm and staying relevant, and he knows how to manipulate the platform in his favour. ryobe hardly talks about the business side of his job just because it kinda ruins the illusion of this "fun-loving prankster"

💥 COLLISION - what emotions do they have trouble dealing with?

oh jesus fear. he will NOT be scared

THANK YOUUUUUUUU THIS WAS FUN!!!!!!! :]

#this ask game is gooddd....... #ask lee #lottiematthewsgirl #oc: ryobe