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skzinka · 2 years

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inka, a beloved mother : i care about all my children equally.

jisung, one of her kids : the others and i were attacked while you were away.

inka, panicked : IS JEONGIN OKAY!!??

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skz-maybe-incorrects · 3 months

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incorrectskzquotes · 4 months

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Chan: Alright, listen up you little shits. Chan: Not you Jeongin. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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thathyperarmystay · 3 months

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Minho: Go on! Who dares to challenge me?!

Jisung: *stands up* I will!

Minho: No, no honey, sit back down. Kim Seungmin can challenge in your place.

Seungmin: What the fuck have I done???

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what-if-nct · 1 year

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Seungmin: Han fell in the lake.

Chan: Did you push him?

Seungmin: I will not be answering any further questions without my lawyer.

Chan: Who is your lawyer?

Jeongin: I am. My client will not be answering any further questions. He is innocent.

Han: Chan, Seungmin pushed me in the lake.

Jeongin: Do not listen to him. He is clearly inebriated and not in his right mind.

Seungmin: Yeah, Don't make me push you in the lake again.

Lee know: Court stenographer read that back.

Felix: "Seungmin: Don't make me push you in the lake again"

Lee know: I rest my case he pushed my client into the lake there for should be charged with attempted murder and serve twenty-five years in prison.

Chan: Hold on guys. Changbin, where's your pants?!

Changbin: I'm being Binnie the Pooh.

Chan: At least put on underwear.

Felix: No, no not yet. Court Painter are you drawing this.

Hyunjin: No the fuck I am not. I'm drawing birds.

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hwangism143 · 3 months

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Interviewer: Your fans have described you as a really chaotic group. Do you have any comments about that?

Chan: *laughs* Yeah, well-

*Minsung flirting in background, Hyunjin side-eyeing the entire population, Changlix skinship, Jeongin roasting people, Seungmin calling everyone old and and not wanting to be there*

Chan: Next question

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str4ykin9s · 3 months

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Minho: I'm not doing well

Chan: Why? What happened?

Minho: I have a headache that comes and goes

*Hyunjin enters the room*

Minho: There it is again

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incorrectly-correctamondobruh · 1 year

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Kidnapper: I have your kid.

Chan: which one, I have seven.

Kidnapper: the loud, annoying one that never shuts up.

Chan:

Chan: WHICH ONE, I HAVE SEVEN???

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daechwitonguetech · 30 days

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Han: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Hyunjin : If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Han: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Changbin: Actually I did the math, Hyunjin would have $225, not $0.15.

Hyunjin: Fam I’m right here....

Felix: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Han: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Felix: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Han: :(

Changbin: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Hyunjin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Felix: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Changbin: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Minho: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.

Changbin: Apply juice to what.

Seungmin: Directly to the forehead.

Bangchan: Great chat everyone.

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random-incorrect-things · 2 months

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Minho, driving: What is he doing!

Seungmin, in the passengers seat: He's driving like a maniac!

Jeongin, in the seat behind Seungmin: Everyone, give them the finger when we pass.

Felix, in the seat behind Minho: Which finger?

Jeongin: The bad one.

Minho, passing the car:

Jeongin, Minho and Seungmin: *holding up their middle fingers*

Felix, doing thumbs down: Boooo!

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straykidsdefender · 1 month

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Changbin: Just out of curiosity, do you take constructive criticism?

Jeongin, tearing up: Yes.

Bangchan: *Glares at Changbin*

Changbin: Nevermind.

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incorrect-changlix · 6 months

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chan, scolding jeongin and seungmin: why are you two so chaotic? when I was your age I was well behaved! I was calm! I didn’t bite strangers!

jeongin: you had things we didn’t when you were our age.

chan: like what?!

seungmin: dinosaurs

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skz-maybe-incorrects · 1 year

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incorrectskzquotes · 27 days

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Jeongin: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars? Jisung: [to Hyunjin] You shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers. Hyunjin: You can shoot me too, we’ll have 20 million. Jisung: Good thinking, fuck the system.

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thathyperarmystay · 8 months

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Jisung: *pulling at his hair* THIS IS A DISASTER! I'M LOSING MY IDENTITY!

Chan: *sighs* Jisung, finding Minho attractive when he has a wig and skirt on doesn't make you straight

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what-if-nct · 7 months

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Stray Kids eating out skills

*I apologize in advance*

Bangchan: He goes slow and checks on you to see how you're handling everything, honestly a master and knows exactly what will drive you up a wall. But will kiss your forehead head and tell you how well you handled it. And makes mental notes of everything you liked.

Lee know: Just call out of work for a few days, he will leave you disoriented, confused, you'll forget what month you're in. His tongue is honestly lethal and he knows it. Holds eye contact and the moment he does something that makes you scream it becomes his secret weapon.

Changbin: He's just happy to have his head between your thighs. He gets a bit too happy and you have to guide him back because he got too fixated on putting his tongue inside of you.

Hyunjin: A tease, a merciless tease, literally will have you begging for more, lightly trails his tongue along your labia, Will slowly spell his name on your clit. You can feel his stifled laugh when you get extra whiny but he pins your hips down if you try to grind against his mouth. You'll get there when he wants you to get there and no sooner.

Han: He's doing as well as he can, no one taught him. Hes learning on his own. He's enjoying himself just be patient he thought biting it would be fun.

Felix: Kisses everywhere, he kisses your vulva, labia, clit, everything. He's more so making out with it but it more than gets the job done. Has to be pulled away by his hair cause he will continue past orgasm.

Seungmin: He's going to do the bare minimum and you just have to accept that or whine till he gives at most 75%.

Jeongin: Tease part 2, a horrible little tease who is holding back just to piss you off and get you frustrated. Runs his tongue ever so lightly against your labia but never gives your clit attention. He knows where it is but he's waiting for you to grab him by his hair and work yourself against his selfish tongue. His entire MO is to drive you absolutely crazy.

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