#jaune is a werewolf

[howlingday]

So, i have one ideia for The Jaune Werewolf AU: Silver and Salt.

Werewolves in Mythology have weakness to Silver Bullets, as we ALL know, but Brazilian Mythology says Werewolves fear Holy itens like Holy Water and Salt. You Can do Blake trying to feed him Salty food and him saying he has pressure problems or something similar.

Oh and there's also The thing of in Brazil werewolves Normally have at least 7 older sisters. If you want to know more about Mythology you can dm me.

Previously

It had been a few months since Jaune came forward about all the secrets he'd kept from his friends, and yet the biggest secret had remained all the more kept from them. But these secrets would not stay hidden for long. Blake had been hot on the trail of this Jaune Arc since his reveal to her that he was creature of the night.

...Okay, maybe it wasn't exactly that and maybe that term could use a bit of an update, but her point still stands: Jaune needs to come forward and admit that he is a werewolf, just like all of his kin! ...Okay, wow, these are some really aggressive statements she's making, but they're all with good intentions, she swears!

...Okay, that's enough thinking.

Instead, it was time to focus from the past to the present, in which she is following Jaune on one of his nightly walks. What started as a once a month gradually grew into a once every other night for the young werewolf. Blake noticed this increased departure and now decided to start following why he'd do this so suddenly.

He made his way out of the city, taking the bus to the outskirts where the cemetery sat. The two departed and entered the resting place of many a civilian and huntsman. Sadly, not all of these tombs were filled, instead replaced by a cherished memento of the dearly departed, as there were many an instance when the body couldn't be found, or worse, couldn't be buried in so little plots with so many pieces.

Blake kept her distance, though she and Jaune both paid to enter the cemetery. Due to the natural increase of negative emotions that may occur while attending, two huntresses had to be paid protection fees when visitors came. Thus far, no Grimm had even wounded their prey upon their reveal. Whatever the kingdom did to ensure the safety of it's mourners, it did well enough with their current plan.

"Oy! Water you doin ear?!" Blake flinched at the gruff voice. Looking up, she saw a burly man, hunched over like his head and shoulders were too heavy to be supported by his back. He had a tooth jutting out of his lower lip, which was extended further than his upper lip, and swollen left eye that she was sure impairing his eyesight. "Shooden you be up in the clouds?"

Was he shouting at a ghost who had left the graveyard? Or maybe an angel who'd descended to Remnant with a prophecy? Or perhaps-

"I'm back for another lesson~!"

Or it was another case of Jaune being Jaune, making all sorts of new friends wherever he goes.

"Anudder one?" The hunched man rubbed his chin. "Iza furteenth tem this week!"

"Yeah, I guess it is!" Jaune said with a laugh. "But I'm curious what else you can teach me!"

"Foin! Foin!" He waved his hands in the air. "Bet only after yeh tell me aboot yerself!" He hobbled away from Jaune. "Nah errynigh I getta tuk up a where wulf."

"Sure, sure." Jaune chuckled. "But, uh, I don't know about being a werewolf. It kinda makes me sound like a monster."

"Buh thaz what ya err!" The gent said as he approached a grave, before smacking it's stone with his cane. He then tossed Jaune a shovel. "Ta dig wit ya!"

Jaune nodded, digging his blade into the dirt before the headstone. She'd heard many stories about werewolves digging into graves to consume the corpses inside. Such a horrifying thought made her stomach churn, but still she crept closer. She had to see for herself.

"Noof!" Jaune stopped, looking to the gravekeeper. "Ah, juss a fyoo way froom a meeder!" Jaune began refilling the hole. "Yoos yer back en shoolders!"

"Yes, sir!"

"An whattaya sistas? Ya had seven?"

"Yup! All older sisters!" Jaune patted the ground. "And before you ask, no, they're not werewolves."

"Ull bleeve it win uh sees it."

Blake crept closer, noticing Jaune's muscular back facing her. By everything she considered precious, he was built like a wall of animal hair and endurance. She started imagining rubbing it as he laid in their bed, before turning over and grabbing her and-

"OY! WATER YOU DOIN EAR?!" Blake jumped at the sudden shout in her ears. "Nuh uh ya degenerates err loud in ear!"

"Blake?" She looked up to see Jaune towering over him. "When did you get here?"

Blake prepared for this moment! She thrust forward an emblem from Menagerie; a dual-sided mask with opposing horns. She waved it around, keeping her feet firm in the ground. She never really believed in the God of Animals, but if just this once, she could- "Ow!"

"Doon be shaygin that ear!" The gravekeeper shouted, shaking his cane. "It raddles up the ghosties!"

"Blake, were you following me?" She looked into Jaune's eyes, immediately regretting her decision as she fell for his big, blue puppy-dog eyes.

"Y-Yes..." Blake sighed. "You kept sneaking out, so I thought you might have been..."

"Oh... I get it now." Suddenly, he caught her in his powerful grip. "You were worried about me." He looked to his friend, though Blake didn't notice because she was in hairy, muscular heaven~. "I'll take it from here, Mr. Damp. Thanks again for tonight's lesson."

"Dinna minshun it." He then shook his cane at Blake. "Bet be worry aboot that one. She ruhminds me of me wife!"

#rwby #my answer #my answers #jaune is a werewolf #werewolf au #jaune arc #blake belladonna #knightshade #rwby au

[superiorsturgeon]

A Busy Day with Were-Jaune

Pyrrha: Nora! Give Jaune back!

Nora: Not yet! We’re still playing!

Werewolf Jaune: *tugs on rope toy and play-growls*

Nora: See? He’s not done yet!

Pyrrha: He’s my partner and it’s time for me to brush him!

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Pyrrha: *pats bed* Come on, Jaune! Time for bed!

Werewolf Jaune: *jumps up and turns around several times before lying down*

Pyrrha: *snuggles into the werewolf fluff* 🥰

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Ren: *tosses frisbee*

Werewolf Jaune: *proudly trotting back carrying a tire in his mouth*

Taiyang: WHO THE HELL STOLE THE WHEEL OFF MY CAR?!

Ren: Cheese it!

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #nora valkyrie #team jnpr #werewolf jaune #Taiyang xiao long #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: You're walking through the Woods at night when you spot it.

Ruby: A French Werewolf-

Pyrrha: OH BABY TAKE ME NOW- *Smack*

Ruby: *Hitting Pyrrha with a paper Magazine* NO! *Smack* BEING HORNY! *Smack* IN MY VICINITY! *Smack*

#rwby #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #arkos #the werewolf is jaune #this is an arkos post

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Nuisance Critters: Supernatural AU

Ruby: Hey, Farmer Jaune! What's up? You're looking... upset.

Yang: Which is weird for you.

Jaune: Oh.... Hey, Ruby. Hey, Yang. I'm just a bit stressed is all.

Yang: Why? What's up?

Jaune: Well, some wild boars have invaded my fields and started tearing up my potatoes. At this rate, I'm not going to have much of a harvest.

Ruby & Yang: (start drooling) Boars, you say?

Jaune: Yeah, big ones, too. I've seen the bull, and he's an absolute monster. The sow is ornrier than the devil. She's attacked my truck multiple times. There's about seven in the bunch-

Ren: Jaune, who are you talking to?

Jaune: (noticing Yang and Ruby are gone) Where did they go?

Werewolf! Ruby & Yang: (sprinting over to the woods by Jaune's farm) Boar! Boar! Boar! Boar!

-Later that Evening-

Yang: (naked, covered in blood, and carrying 5 full grown Boar in her arms) We're home!

Ruby: (also naked, covered in gore, and carrying the remaining 2) And we brought home dinner!!!

Weiss & Blake: ......Do we even want to know?

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #ruby rose #weiss schnee #white rose #rwby crack post #supernatural au #werewolf ruby #werewolf yang #witch blake #vampire weiss #farmer jaune #jaune arc

[pilot-boi]

Okay just discovered that you had a werewolf AU... Can you please share more on it?

Oh god damn it’s been a hot minute since I thought about my werewolf AU hold on

Okay I found my notes

Jaune was mauled pretty bad by a Beowulf when he was really young (hence the scars in the drawings) and now he turns into a human sized one when he gets completely overwhelmed by emotions. Such as after he had his breakdown at Pyrrha on the roof

So he’s legit missing until they go to Forever Fall, cause he’s just been hiding in the woods since he broke down. Only adrenaline is keeping him from dropping back to human form, and that adrenaline very abruptly runs out right after he saves Cardin

Making him transform back in front of his friends. And now they know his SECOND even worse secret and there’s no way he’s going to get to be a Huntsman now

So he passes out

Ruby, Pyrrha, and Weiss are rightfully freaked because holy fuck Jaune is covered in scars and injuries and holy shit he was a fucking Beowulf

But yeah, there ya go

#rwby #jaune arc #mine #asks #werewolf au #Elizabeth wr400

[fizhingtrawl]

Also while we were in the docs me and @interdimensionalvoid ended up talking about werewolf!Carmen and I wanted to share bc I thought it was funny

Okay but, can I suggest:

Jaune and Carmen hate eachother. The scent pf the other makes them so mad, and so they are more territorial while wolfed out.. especially towards their young.

Now you can imagine this being a problem for Ross and Roy, who ultimately love eachother. Meanwhile robert is fearful now because he doesn’t know how the twos mothers will react to him.

Jaune would stop at the sight of her frightened son, but I don’t think Carmen would. It’s better for her pup if she’s the one in charge. So she would attack ross when push comes to shove.

Now, this causes it to go so south.

Jaune is basically feral. Carmen and jaune hate eachother so much and while wolfed out, they won’t hesitate to fight the other.

#spooky month #werewolf jaune #werewolf Carmen #Ross #Robert #Roy

[ladysunamireads]

Moon's Tide

Moon’s Tide by Chat Jaune Stories

With Emperor Belos defeated the characters find they have reached a time of relaxation. Lilith takes over the Emperor's Coven to help restore the Isle after the day of Unity.

Eda continues to work with Luz to find a way to the human realm after the portal was destroyed during the fight with Belos.

In the chaos of trying to return to normal, Luz finds new Allie's and maybe even a new family. As she slowly drifts from her old ties with friends, Amity becomes worried Luz is being used. ———————————————— Disclaimer - All Characters besides Tribe members are not my Orginal design. They belong to Dana Terrace in her creation The Owl House.

All Tribe Members are my own creation.

This is an Au (Alternate Universe) meaning this story will diverge from Canon.

This Story contains Werewolf Luz Noceda.

Words: 2267, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Werewolf Luz Noceda Alternate Universe

Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/F

Characters: Luz Noceda, Eda Clawthorne, Lilith Clawthorne, Emperor's Coven, Philip Wittebane | Emperor Belos, Hunter | The Golden Guard, Edrich Atticus, Hansel Wood, Drivk Holand, Beckett Holand, King, Amity Blight, Amity Blight's Parents, Luz Noceda's Parents, Gus Porter, Boscha, Shasha, Kikimora, Raine Whispers, Camila Noceda, Orson Atticus

Relationships: Amity Blight/Luz Noceda, Hunter | The Golden Guard/Willow Park, Eda Clawthorne/Raine Whispers, Drivk Holand/Beckett Holand, Edrich Atticus/Hansel Wood

Additional Tags: Werewolf Luz Noceda, Alternate Universe - Werewolf, Witches, Demons, Titain, tribes, Philip Wittebane | Emperor Belos Defeated, Collector Never Released, Aged-Up Character(s), Magic, Hunter | The Golden Guard Needs a Hug, Luz Noceda Needs a Hug, Gay Disaster Amity Blight, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Recovery, Werewolf Packs, Werewolf ‘Tribe’, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40044006

#AO3 Feed #FanFiction #AO3 Lumity #♥ #Lumity #Huntlow· #Eda Clawthorne #OwlHouse #⚢ #✨ #R:T #Demon AU #Supernatural AU #Werewolf AU #Mental Illness #A:Chat Jaune

[howlingday]

jaune arc is a were wolf but everyone including himself all think he's just a wolf faunas. but blake knows the truth and she will show the world! also maybe get raveged by him later but only after she makes him admit to being a werewolf and not a fuanas! everyone just thinks blake is racist (this is before we find out she's faunas too)

how do things turn out?

Jaune Arc was always an odd duck, ever since his arrival at Beacon. And no, not just by means of his personality. True, he was a dorky guy who loved comic books, action movies, dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, and wearing a blue bunny onesie, but there was more to it than that.

For one thing, every time he smiled, he would spread his lips wide to reveal his dagger-like teeth, so big and sharp that he once bit through an apple. AN ENTIRE APPLE! Weiss thought is was so gross and undignified, then showed him how to eat it in one bite more elegantly.

Then there were his ears. Blake has met her fair share of wolf faunus with wolf ears, but nobody ever had ears as hairy as his. It was gross, until Nora started braiding it. Then it just looked weird. The ribbons were kind of cute, until you noticed what they were tied to.

But his arms and his legs were so hairy, too! Her dad was the only one hairier than Jaune, but not by much. It came out in tufts through his suit! Ruby and Yang came up with the idea of rolling up his sleeves to make him look rugged. Sure, even if he did look very masculine, and muscular, with kind eyes that looked like something out of fairy ta- NO! FOCUS!

There was something definitely off about Jaune Arc, and she was going to find out!

---------------------------------------------------

"Hey, Blake, what's up?" Jaune stood in the afternoon light, looking statuesque qithout his shirt on. A fang poked through his lips, giving a cute, doggish look.

Blake shook her head. "We need to talk."

"Oh, uh, sure." Jaune tossed his shirt on, pulling hair down and giving him a bulky look. "But I hope it doesn't take too long. I have to be on a bullhead for home in a few hours."

"I know what you are, Jaune." Straight to the point, and judging by the look of fear in his eyes, she hit the mark.

"Y-You do?" Jaune grabbed her by the wrist with his big, meaty, thick paws, and shut the doors behind them. "You can't tell anyone, please!"

"I have to tell them eventually." Blake said, putting a hand over her heart to still her beating heart. "You can't hide this forever."

"I know, I know." Jaune whined, pacing the room. "Pyrrha knows, and she's willing to help me."

"Pyrrha knows?" Blake was surprised by this. "What about Ren and Nora?"

"I haven't told them, but I think they suspect something." He sat on his bed, head in his hands, before lifting his chin high. "Oh, I just don't know what to doooooooooooooooooo!"

Blake shivered. It was then she realized her position. She was isolated, alone in a tight, confined space with a creature more powerful than any Grimm she's ever faced. Her heart thundered at the thought of what this beast of a man, or man of a beast could do to her.

"I..." Blake gulped. "I had a secret, too." She breathed. He looked up to her, and those beautiful eyes stared stared deep into her soul. He looked so scared. "It was something I could pass off for a while, but it eventually made itself known. Soon, everyone knew and I couldn't hide the secret any longer." She removed her bow, revealing her ears. "But everyone supported me when I showed them who I really was. What I really was. I think the same can happen to you."

Jaune stood up, towering over Blake. She felt him place his hands, his heavy, fur-laden hands on her shoulder, and gave a light squeeze. He huffed a heavy blow of a sigh, and Blake had to put her everything into herself to not turn to jelly.

"You're right." Jaune nodded. "I'll tell them everything." His scrolled buzzed, and looked to his luggage. "Agh! I gotta go! Thanks for the talk, Blake. I'll message everyone my secret later tonight."

Jaune then wrapped his arms around Blake and she gave a yelp at the sudden affection, with a light whimper to show just how uncomfortable she was. She was not.

"Thank you, Blake." He rumbled through his lips. "For everything."

"Hmghuhbbamghnaboo..." was all Blake could mumble as she fell on his bed, watching Jaune rush out the door.

"I'll message you guys later tonight!"

Blake didn't hear that. She was too busy inhaling the scent he left on the mattress and sheets. God, she loved it when she was right.

---------------------------------------------------

Blake paced the dorm impatiently as she eyed her scroll. It made Ruby dizzy to watch, so she focused on her video game. Weiss rolled her eyes for the umpteenth time as she glanced up from her textbook. The bathroom door opened, and Yang stepped out with a towel around her hair.

"Yeesh, you're still doing that?" Yang smirked, moving to the dresser for the rest of her sleeping attire. "Pretty sure even cats have to get clean."

"Uh-huh, sure." Blake mumbled, moving to the bathroom.

"Are you worried about Jaune?" Ruby asked.

"He's fine." Weiss groaned. "Aside from an upset stomach, he's fine, I'm sure."

"He said he would message tonight, so why hasn't he messaged yet?" Blake stopped at the bathroom door. "He said he was going to tell everyone what he is!"

"And that would be?" Yang asked, removing her bra from her tank top.

"He's a werewolf!"

"Whoa!" Ruby shouted.

" Hey, easy, kit-cat!" Yang jabbed a pointing finger.

"And I thought you'd be more understanding of him!" Weiss said with a look of disgust.

"But he is!" Blake replied. "How else do you explain his fur?!"

"You mean his body hair?" Yang asked. "Guy's got genetics. Big deal!"

"But what about his ears?! No faunus has ears like that!"

"No," Weiss temporarily agreed, "but until I met you, I never thought a faunus could be so hateful of other faunus."

"No, it's not hate!" Blake blushed. "He's just-!"

"Blake, listen," Ruby hopped down, "I know that Jaune is a little different, but that doesn't mean we should hate him. We should show him nothing but our love and support, like Weiss did with you."

"I..." Everyone eyed Blake with a mixture of hopeful, disappointed, and bitter looks. "Okay, I... I understand."

Right as Blake said that, her scroll beeped, followed by everyone else's. She looked and it was Jaune! He finally messaged the group!

Jaune: Hey, guys! I landed safely and now I'm back home.

Nora: Yay~!

Pyrrha: I'm glad you landed safely.

Ren: How was the trip?

Yang: How much you throw up?

Weiss: Please don't answer that.

Ruby: No! Do!

Jaune: In a sec, guys, I need to tell you guys something.

Ruby: What is it?

Jaune: I

Jaune: I've been lying to you all.

Ruby: *Gasp*

Nora: *Double Gasp*

Yang: You've been lying to us?

Weiss: What exactly do you mean by that?

Ren: Is everything okay?

Pyrrha: Jaune?

Jaune: Pyrrha already knows, but I asked her to keep it a secret. Please don't be mad at her.

Jaune: I cheated into Beacon.

Ruby: You did what?!

Weiss: What do you mean you cheated into Beacon?!

Weiss: Explain yourself!

Jaune: I got in with forged transcripts. I never went to Signal or Bulwark or any combat school before this.

Pyrrha: That's why I was training him late at night.

Nora: Oh! That's why you get home so late! I thought you guys were boopin on the roofin.

Ren: Nora, please.

Ren: But Jaune, I wish you told us sooner. We wouldn't have been able to help you unless you told us. I would understand if you wanted to keep this a secret, but we're all friends. That means we help each other, no matter what.

Ruby: I was gonna say something, but Ren said it all faster than I did.

Yang: I guess Ren's got magic fingers, huh?

Yang: But he's right, though.

Yang: If I knew, I would have helped you with some basic self-defense.

Weiss: I could spare my time to teach you the importance of dust safety.

Weiss: Might make things easier if I had more than just Ruby to teach.

Jaune: Thanks, guys. You're the best.

"Are you kidding me?" Blake seethed in the bathroom as she watched this unfold. All the things she told him, pushed him to reveal, and THIS non-secret was his big secret?! Blake felt like the angriest faunus who ever lived!

A beep distracted her from her rage. It was a private message from Jaune. With a tap, she found a long message and a peek of an image underneath.

Jaune: Thank you for helping me, Blake. I really needed a friend, and you were there for me. I wish there was something more I could do to repay you, but I can't think of anything. So I asked my dad, and this is what he suggested.

Below the image was a familiar, and yet so unfamiliar image on screen. Jaune, or whom she assumed was Jaune had a big, toothy smile on his wolf-like face as he flexed, shirtless, under the pale moonlight. Blue eyes gleamed with joy as blond fur coated the rippling muscular body before her eyes.

Jaune Arc was a werewolf, and she now had proof. She could tell the others and show them her proof. But as she reread the message, she thought differently about this scenario. He revealed his secret after she convinced him to. Granted, it was the wrong secret, but still. Still the idea was enticing.

Perhaps after a shower, her thoughts would be clearer. After a long, long shower.

#rwby #rwby au #jaune is a werewolf #jaune arc #blake belladonna #knightshade #ruby rose #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #lie ren #pyrrha nikos #werewolf au

[superiorsturgeon]

Werewolf Arkos: Lunchtime

Werewolf!Pyrrha: *happily tearing meat from a bone* 😋

Jaune: Pyrrha…where did you get that side of beef?

Werewolf!Pyrrha: *shifts, trying to cover up a brand mark* 😗 🎶

Jaune: I-is that a SDC brand…? Did you steal ANOTHER cow from that SDC farm?! 😨

Werewolf!Pyrrha: 🥺

Jaune: PLEASE tell me nobody saw you do it this time! 😰

Werewolf!Pyrrha: *wags her tail and offers her mate a mouthful of tasty beef* 😅

Jaune: …great, now I’m an accomplice to a cattle rustler…

Jaune: *starts grill* Why can I never say no to you…? 😓

Werewolf!Pyrrha: 😁 *wagging proudly at her successful hunt*

———————————————————————

????: *munch, munch, munch*

Pyrrha: *wearing spear-patterned apron* How are you enjoying your lunch, Jaune? Much better than digging through the trash, isn’t it?

????: *munch, munch, munch*

Pyrrha: The doctor said you needed some extra iron and protein in your diet, so I got some choice cuts of…

Werewolf!Jaune: *sitting patiently by his bowl*

????: *munch, munch, munch*

Pyrrha: *looks around her 200-kilogram werewolf boyfriend* 🤨 ????

Zwei: *happily eating out of Jaune’s bowl* 😋

Werewolf!Jaune: *politely waiting for 12-kilogram corgi to finish sharing his food*

Pyrrha: *facepalm* Ruby! Yang! He’s doing it again!

Werewolf!Jaune: 🙃

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos #zwei #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #werewolf pyrrha #werewolf jaune #werewolf au

[frgman-sins]

Old ass gay boys 👬

Jaune is the tall David bowie vampire and Micheal if the cottagecore twink werewolf.

#jaune is 2084 years old #micheal is 60 #gay couple #lgbtq community #vampire #werewolf #they are lovers #oc art

[juanarc-thethird]

Picture this...

Sun: I don't understand how girls can like something like Twilight, it's so dumb.

Neptune: Yes, imagine being harassed by a boy who is pale as if he was scared to death and one who doesn't know that shirts exist.

Jaune: What if the story was different?

Sun: What do you mean?

Jaune: What if the story was about a Vampire girlfriend and a thick muscular tomboy werewolf fighting for the attention of an introverted guy?

Sun: And what difference does that make?

Neptune: *Having a realization* Oh my god...

Sun: Neptune?

Neptune: *A tear falls down his cheek* I get it now.

#jaune arc #jaune #rwby jaune #rwby jaune arc #sun wukong #rwby sun wukong #rwby sun #rwby neptune #neptune vasilias #rwby neptune vasilias #rwby #rwby shitpost

[pilot-boi]

Ohhhhh! So he can't fully control himself? Does he get any benefits in human form, or is it limited to a transformation he cant control (atm at least)?

Yeah he can’t really control himself in wolf mode, it’s all instincts. So obviously he doesn’t act like a normal Beowulf cause he’s still Jaune, but he’s much more ruled by emotion than conscious thought

At the moment the benefits (like strength, heightened sense of smell, dark vision) are limited to when he’s transformed.

The more times a hybrid transforms, the more traits from the Grimm pass over. Before Beacon, he never transformed enough for the side affects to start changing his human body

Once RWBYNPR find out, Jaune wolfs out a lot more for reasons I can explain in a separate post. But at the moment he’s just Jauney

#rwby #jaune arc #werewolf au #mine #asks #Elizabeth wr400

[arc-misadventures]

WW BF

Yang: So, your boyfriend…

Blake: Jaune, what about him?

Yang: He’s a werewolf…

Blake: Yeah?

Yang: Okay… so uhh… that gif with the pineapple, is that true?

Blake: Oh one hundred percent true. Honestly, I’m amazed that I’m not pregnant from the first time we did it. It just… wouldn’t stop…

Yang: Okay… That’s nice to know…

Blake: …

Yang: …

Blake: You wanna have a go with him?

Yang: Oh please gods yes!

Blake: Cool.

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #jaune x yang #yang x jaune #jaune x blake #blake x jaune #rwby dragonslayer #rwby knightshade #rwby colourguard

[fizhingtrawl]

One night during the full moon Fat Thief came across Jaune in the woods and they just instantly became Wolf Buddies, because I think that'd be cute

Then while Ross' dad and Thin Thief were talking TT gets Gay Panic because Ross' dad thought him and FT were dating, because I think that'd be funny

HAHAHAHAHHA YES

TT only panics because it’s true /hj

#spooky month #thin thief #werewolf fat thief #fat thief #jaune #werewolf jaune

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune and the boys at 2AM looking for beans

Jaune: You got the Stuff?

Roman: Yeah I got the stuff, you got the Lien?

Jaune: Sun?

Sun: *Slides Suitcase to Roman* Right Here.

Roman: *Opens case, Nodding* Great. Neo, Take this back. If you gents don't mind I'll be joining you.

Jaune: Hmm. Okay. Come on then. Ren's Already got some of it going.

~~~~~

Blake: Darkside Reporting. Target spotted. Gold Bar and Solar Beam, have been joined by the Candle, Over.

Ruby: Copy that Darkside. Snowscreen, Wildfire, what's going on at your end? Over.

Yang: Wildfire Here. Frogger and Aerogel are making food at a campsite, two clicks south-by-southeast of Nathaniel's Stop-n-Shop convenience store, Over.

Weiss: We've got more incoming, get your head low!

Ozpin: Ah! This smells like the place to be!

Yang: Status Update! The Man in Green is there as well, joined by Sherry, Black-Jay, and ... I forget what we're calling Doctor Oobleck! Over!

Ruby: Copy that Wildfire, you and Snowscreen keep stay still and quiet, report in if anything new happens. We'll figure out what the guys have been up to. I still bet it's a werewolf cult. Over.

~~~~~

Jaune: Ren. Here's what you called for.

Ren: *inspecting product, tastes it* Hm! Perfect~ Menagerian Pure Cocoa Powder, freshly ground! Immensely bitter, with the barest of sweetness!

Neptune: Doctor Oobleck has brought the Mistrali Coffee, We've just started roasting it. You are using Milk for the Hot chocol-

Ren: Do I look like a damn fool, or someone with a dairy allergy Neptune? Have faith.

Jaune: Great! You've been stirring my chili, yes?

Neptune: I've kept on that! it smells great!

Jaune: Thanks! It my personal recipe. Been working on it for years.

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[howlingday]

Jaune go's to a monster school au. He is a Human aloud to go because his family His ability and his abundance of Mana. He was never that how to use it the So, despite getting similar results to other students, he uses absurd amounts of manna on stuff that really should abuse that much. Weiss is a vampier, rwby werewolf, yang a dragon, penny a golem, Blake is a werecat, Ren a ghost, Nora a Valkyrie, pariah is a demigod daughter of Aries.

Jaune: Hi, I'm Jaune. Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, and rolls of the tongue. The ladies love it~.

Jaune: ...Okay, maybe they don't now, but they will! Anyway, that's not what I wanted to talk about. See, I kind of need to vent, and this is the only way I really can.

Jaune: But what do I have to vent about? I have a great family, a lot of great friends, and a bright future ahead of me! I just... have to survive until I reach it.

Jaune: ...Let me start over. My name is Jaune Arc, the only son born to the Arc family, who are one of the few families on Remnant with access to mana, or magic. I'm not very good at it, but I'm good enough to not be allowed to go to normal, regular people school.

Jaune: So that's why I'm attending Beacon's Light Academy of Magic, which was explained to me at one of the four "Great Mage" academies in Remnant, along with Atlas's Might, Haven's Garden, and Vacuo's End. It's not so bad so far, since I'm learning a lot at Beacon with my best friend, Ruby Rose.

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Jaune: What's for lunch, Ruby?

Ruby: (Sniffs) Mm... Beef...

Jaune: What else?

Ruby: Uh... I don't know. Why? The only thing you need to eat is beef, pork, and chicken, right?

Jaune: Uh...

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Jaune: See, Ruby is a werewolf. Yeah. You heard me. Half-human, half-wolf. I don't really know what the story is, since I don't really pry into her business, but Ruby basically has what's called "primal mana," which is magic based on tapping into your most base instincts and emotions, like fear, anger, and hunger. She's usually cool, except on the days that have full moons later that night, then she gets super irritable. She can still go to day classes, but she has to go to the safety bunker before... Well, based on the claw marks I see getting fixed the next morning, it's something super bad. Like, so bad, Weiss can't go to her night classes.

Jaune: Oh, speaking of Weiss, she's also my friend, and I kinda have crush on her. ...Okay, she's not really my friend yet. More of a friend of a friend. But I'm getting there, I think. But it might be best for me to keep my distance from her because the reason I can only see her so few times is because...

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Jaune: Oh, uh, h-hey, Weiss!

Weiss: For the love of... Good morning, Jaune.

Jaune: So, uh, how... How were your classes?

Weiss: Fine, Jaune.

Jaune: Cool, cool... So, uh... Do you... wanna get some... blood?

Weiss: (Puts her book down)

Weiss: (Slowly turns to look at him, Bewildered)

Jaune: ...Is that a no?

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Jaune: Look, if someone as flat and uninteresting as romance novel teens can get vampires, why shouldn't I try my luck? You know, besides the fact that I'm Type-O and probably a better meal than a friend to her. Nevertheless, I will keep trying... until she tells me she wants nothing to do with me. Which she hasn't. Yet. But she won't! Maybe.

Jaune: Anyway, being a vampire is kind of a double-edged lottery sword. It's part of something called "genesis mana," or "Blood Magic". Only people of a certain bloodline can access this, but it also curses your family to become some kind of monster, like a vampire, a wendigo, or even a werewolf. And that's why the Schnee family is so picky about who hangs out with who. My dad used to tell me that some families turn away suitors because "certain blood dulls the mana". He also tells me it's stupid, but also stupid to try my luck. Thankfully, he's not here to judge me, and I have friends who're willing to support me, like Ruby and...

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Penny: Sal-u-tations~!

Jaune: Oh, hey, Penny. What's going on?

Penny: I have heard about your recent failures with friend Weiss and have been instructed by friend Ruby to cheer you up!

Ruby: W-What?! N-No, I didn't!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: (Writes on a napkin) Ruby, I have a command written on this napkin. The command is, "Show me every command Ruby gave." You either tell me the truth, or I ask Penny to eat this.

Ruby: She can say no, though, so there!

Jaune: Penny, would you like to eat this napkin with a command written on it?

Penny: Yes, I would!

Ruby: NOOOOOOO!

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Jaune: She's also a really great lie detector. I mean, except for when telling her own lies. That's just how golems are, I guess. Penny is kind of a... experiment Atlas is testing out at Beacon. She's going to be attending here as a way to test if golems are sentient and capable of safely interacting with other people. Why a school full of young adults would be considered safe, I have no idea, but I'm glad to have a friend like Penny around. And as far as I can tell, whether you were born or crafted together with "creati mana," you're still human to me!

Jaune: Uh, I mean people! You're still people to me! Hah... Sorry... Last time I said "human," I got on the bad side of...

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Blake: You were late to class.

Jaune: Sorry, sorry!

Blake: Being sorry doesn't excuse you showing up late.

Jaune: Right, sorry. I was up late last night, reading a really good issue of X-Ray and Vav.

Blake: ...You stayed up late. For a comic book.

Jaune: A really good one! You like reading, don't you?

Blake: ...

Blake: (Digs claws into the table)

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Jaune: Yeah, Ruby isn't the only one who can access "primal mana". In fact, it's a lot more common for faunus to access it than humans, for obvious reasons. But unlike Ruby, Blake seems irritated all the time when it comes to hanging out with me. Honestly, she feels more like a friend of a friend than Weiss does with me. Almost every word that I say seems to piss her off, and I don't know why.

Jaune: Hah... Guess I'm just unlucky with girls as friends, since I get along really well with...

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Jaune: Yo, Ren!

Ren: Good morning, Jaune.

Jaune: Any luck last night?

Ren: Not yet. But I did rearrange the recipe in the cafeteria for a healthier meal this afternoon.

Jaune: Oh... Uh...

Ruby: WHERE'S THE BEEF?!

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Jaune: Ren is a ghost, and he's been haunting this school for the past... I don't really know. But what I do know is how Ren got to where he is now. See, he was human, like me, and before he died in school, he cast a spell that bound his soul to the school.

Ren: Wrong.

Jaune: AGH!

Ren: I was attuned with "psyki mana" and could manifest my soul so I could find my best friend after I died. We were supposed to graduate, but when I finally came to life, she'd already left without me.

Jaune: Wait, you didn't cast a spell or anything?

Ren: In order for me to cast, I would require access to my aura, which was lost in my final moments. But my soul is still present, though it requires time and effort to manifest.

Jaune: ...

Ren: You can just say you don't know.

Jaune: I don't know. But, uh, were you able to get into the office?

Ren: No. Access to the office is protected from every mana variant known to Remnant. Nothing magical in nature, including a ghost, can enter.

Jaune: Geez, that's rough. You know who might be able to help?

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Nora: Alright, alright, what's going on now?

Jaune: Uh, well, I was just making my way to class when suddenly-

Nora: Were you attacking this poor girl?!

Jaune: What?! No! It's the other way around!

Nora: HA! Yeah, right! Look at you! You're twice her size and SHE attacked you?

Ruby: You stole my comic book!

Jaune: I did not!

Nora: Oh, really? Hand it over, kid.

Jaune: But-

Nora: HAND. IT. OVER.

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Jaune: ...On second thought, nevermind. Valkyries aren't really that helpful, are they?

Ren: It depends on what the situation is. If it's in response to a violent crime, they are merciless and will do whatever it takes to protect the innocent in the magic realm.

Jaune: But if it's a petty crime?

Ren: They... can be a bit biased in who they assist. Unless their opponent is a hostile monster with a weapon, they're not good with delegation and diplomacy. But they do care.

Jaune: Well, you could always ask one, right?

Ren: Unfortunately, no. Valkyries are protected by a specialized armor that prevents the effects of mana. A ghost like me can't even be seen by them, let alone get near one.

Jaune: Dang... Well, best of luck to you.

Ren: Thank you. Also, before I leave, I was asked to find you.

Jaune: Really? By who?

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Jaune: Uh, h-hi...

Pyrrha: H-Hi...

Jaune: ...

Pyrrha: ...

Jaune: So, uh-

Pyrrha: DADDY, NO!

Jaune: Wha-?

Jaune: (Sees giant boar barreling at him)

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Jaune: Ugh... Great... You ever heard of helicopter parents? Well, with someone like Pyrrha, her helicopter dad comes equipped with a rocket launcher and twin machine guns. And a hatred for any boy that gets close to his daughter. Kind of expected since her dad is the God of War. And when I say god, I mean ALL the gods of war to have ever existed. It's part of her "deity mana," where a very lucky few are literal descendants of the divine. And hers happens to be the embodiment of war, violence, and combat. So not only can her dad kick my ass, but SHE can kick my ass!

Jaune: I don't know how I'm going to survive this school, but hey, here's hoping I can at least make it to graduation!

Jaune: ...Er, no offense, Ren.

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