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agent-jaselin · 24 days
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Roddy Mcdowell in Columbo like "I was meant to be a batman villain so I'm just going to turn this into an origin story somehow."
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marionmaverick · 2 months
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NOCTIS I WANT TO SQUISH YOUR CHEEKS I LOVE YOU
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ardynzunia · 2 years
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Lahabrea are you saying this is a Kami-King Piccolo situation??
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nothingtoseehd · 2 years
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listening to 36 questions again and,, natalie cook (the song) is hitting so hard right now
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Puck it chapter 4 liveblog
btw @bipercabeth @jasonsmclean enjoy <333
under the cut because this is going to be long af
He doesn’t want Jason to think he doesn’t respect Annabeth, but he also doesn’t want to break his promise to her. But that promise is already broken. Jason already knows. And Percy really can’t handle the thought of Jason thinking he doesn’t respect women. “You have feelings for her, don’t you?” Jason asks, his tone a bit lighter, eyes a bit softer. Percy sighs and the words rush out of him on the exhale. “Yes I do Jason I’m so fucked please help.”
ME SCREAMING A LOT!!!!!!!!!!! they matter so much to each other omg. and Percy having loyalty to Annabeth even in this, I am DECEASED 
A sigh falls past Jason’s lips; his shoulders deflate and he ducks his head with a slight nod. “I figured, but I also figured I need to say it straight up. I can’t get mad about you not telling me when I’ve been keeping this from you.” “Trying to keep this from me.” Percy takes a risk and grins slightly. “I’ve known for a while now. But I appreciate the honesty. I don’t want this to be something we fight over. We’re better than that.”
DARLING IDIOT CO-CAPTAINS WHO ARE BEST FRIENDS
That’s… a lot of ‘no’. But I respect the last one. I’m glad you guys prioritized, I guess. But you’re seriously okay with all of that? That’s gotta be a lot on your mind.”
“Yeah, I guess it is. But it’s worth it to be with her. Like, the sex is great, but she’s just so good to be around. I’m definitely saying it all wrong, but something just… pulls me to her? It’s hard to explain. She’s not an escape from everything, but she calms it all down. Like at the first party, I wasn’t doing well, and Annabeth gave me a way out. Then we just kept talking, and she was going to walk home alone, and I— one thing led to another.” Percy sighs and messes up his hair. “Sorry, I don’t mean to make this about me, but if we’re getting it all on the table, you deserve to know why.”
PERCY JACKSON IS IN LOVE WITH ANNABETH CHASE IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING UNIVERSE
“Wow, we’re so fucked.” Percy can’t help but laugh. They’d realized their feelings within 24 hours of each other and still took an entire month to talk about it.
FIRST OF ALL THIS IS THE MOST HOCKEY THING IN THE WORLD AND WOW!!!!!!!!!!
“Should we pay him for his emotional labor? I feel like we should pay him for his emotional labor.” Jason jokes.
I CACKLED
“I accidentally rigged Secret Santa on purpose.”
OF COURSE YOU DID PERCY! OF COURSE YOU DID 
“I knew you’d be mad if I rigged it just for me to get Annabeth, so I rigged it so you’d get Piper, too!” Percy holds out a fist, waiting for a fist bump. “You can thank me now or later, whichever you prefer.”
PERCY JACKSON YOU ARE THE GREATEST
Except Jason wants to be so much more than that.
Ever since the Halloween party, Piper’s been talking to Jason a lot more than she did before, and she talked to him a fairly decent amount before the party. Of course, she’d gotten so ridiculously drunk at the party that she ended up puking so she apologized profusely to him for putting him through that, even though he’d wanted to stick around. (Oh man, he’s sounding cheesier by the second when it comes to her.) Since she’d been so wasted, he doesn’t want to bring up the dancing to her, especially since he’s convinced she’d only danced so close because she’d been so drunk.
Still, there’s a tiny part inside of Jason that hopes maybe she’d been aware of her actions even though she’d been drunk.
Jason’s always been a rule follower. It’s a fact, plain and simple. He sometimes bends the rules when they’re unfair or unjust, but overall he doesn’t dare break them. Especially when it comes to hockey. He’s not one to defy his coaches or trainers or talk back to his captains (before he became one, of course).
But now with the stupid no dating rule, Jason’s tempted to defy his coaches, which scares the shit out of him.
LOUD LONG SCREAMING JFC JASON *SHAKES HIM* THAT’S SO FUCKING ROMANTIC I WANT TO DIE FUCK YOU BOTH
But the smiles and jokes have made him only want to break the rules more.
YOU LOVE HER YOU WANT TO MARRY HER YOU WANT TO HAVE HER BABIES
Annabeth swings a leg over Percy and leaves him stranded on her bed, his hands still fastened to her headboard. One second he was on top of her, kissing down her neck with the intentions of going far lower, and the next she had him flipped and restrained. Suddenly she was pressing down onto him and teasing him relentlessly, forcing him to beg for release (which she’d eventually granted, but only after making him beg). Annabeth and that damn tie.
oh my fucking god this entire scene was so fucking hot!!!!! also how’d you know that hockey and bondage is like a thing 👀👀👀👀
ajklfdsjfdsladsfjaklfsdajlkfdasjlk annabeth being jealous, annabeth tying him up, Percy with that satisfied smirk I just 
So he pushes his heart out of where it had leapt into his throat and sits back down on the edge of the bed, pulling her into his lap as he slides back. She follows and Percy pulls her face to his, letting her set the pace and meeting her there movement for movement. If he can’t claim her as his, he’ll be damned if he doesn’t show her that he’s hers. - I WANT TO DIE
that’s all he wants right now. That’s all he’s going to want for a very long time. WELL I’M IN A GRAVE RIGHT NOW GOD THAT’S ROMANTIC AF
Matching with your boyfriend? That’s cute.” Annabeth says from behind him.
Percy turns to look at her, fully taking her in for the first time today. She’d followed the ugly sweater rule, but only barely. It wasn’t one of the gaudy or loud ones he knew would make an appearance tonight; instead she’d settled on a light blue turtleneck sweater with grey squares making up that classic Christmas print and setting off every different shade in her eyes. She looks more cute than anything.
Her eyes are fixed on his sweater, which is black with red details and the word ‘HO’ stitched onto the front. Percy feels heat flood his cheeks as he tries to play it off, but it’s only a matter of time until the entire team sees Jason’s matching ‘WHERE’S MY HO AT?’ sweater. - OK NO NO NO YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!! THEY DEFINITELY MADE OUT EARLIER AND I WANT TO MURDER NO GIVE ME ALL THE FUMBLING FIRST KISSES OH MY GOD 
“It’s a Rangers sweatshirt.” He says slowly. “You hate the Rangers.”
“To be fair, I still think they suck. Islanders for life and all that. But what do you think?” Her voice betrays her smug words. - THE NEW YORK RIVALRY I AM DEAD AND BURIED OH THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING ANNABETH 
Annabeth doesn’t pull away or refuse him though, so he holds on for a bit longer than he should, one hand resting on the back of her head and holding her to his chest while the other finds her back. Her arms loop around his waist, her fingers lacing behind his back. Percy takes in as much of this moment as he can before she pulls away, because he knows he won’t be the first to do so.
When she does pull away, it feels almost reluctant. He lets himself believe that, cling to that for a moment as she looks up at him with those big gray eyes. And as she does, Percy realizes that he is completely and utterly ruined for anyone except her. - JFC I’M A WRECK
“You know at some point I’m going to need to see this on you.” - POST HAT TRICK SEX, I CALL IT
“You,” he can’t help the way he leans into her, far too close to be out in the open like this, “are impossible, Chase.”
“I’m flattered.” Annabeth scoffs. - THESE ABSOLUTE DORKS I LOVE EVERYTHING
As long as Annabeth is here, Jason’s ultimately edged out. - OUCH
“Bisexual people exist, Leo. ”  - HE’S ALREADY SMARTER THAN ALL HOCKEYS EVER, SORRY JASE I LOVE YOU BUT YOU’RE TOO SMART FOR THE NHL
Thanks, captain.” She takes the cup back and takes a sip and Jason would be a dirty liar if he said he didn’t stare at her lips the entire time. - ME: DYING
The consequences might be worth it, though. - YES JASON GO AFTER HER
“I didn’t say it was for me,” is Reyna’s cool reply. - I LOVE EVERYTHING SO SO SO MUCH OMG REYNA GETTING A DILDO!!!!!!!!!
Before Percy can look at Annabeth, his head whips around and he settles his glittering green eyes on Jason. “I know what we’re doing tonight,” he stage whispers as he winks.
“Do you guys need condoms? Some lube?” Connor asks, lifting up his newly gifted bottle of lube and box of flavored condoms.
“Don’t worry. We’ve got a nice supply,” Percy responds, wrapping an arm around Jason’s shoulders.
“Percy, not in front of the kids,” Jason complains, and he’s not embarrassed until he sees Piper giggling behind her hand. - *BOUNCES* GIVE ME THE BACKSTORY - hockey fandom has corrupted me and now I ship them to a ridiculous degree *shrugs*
Inside the box lays a brand new hockey stick. When he says brand new, he means brand new. The paint is shiny and glossy and he can just imagine how it’ll feel when he uses it on the ice. It’s white, blue stripes painted onto the butt and the bottom of the shaft, just before the blade. On the heel of the stick, he can see GRACE 1 painted in red letters. It’s the nicest hockey stick he’s seen gifted to a college player. The only thing he can compare the quality of this is to NHL and Olympic equipment. - I LITERALLY SCREAMED OUT LOUD LIKE IN MY DORM A VERY HIGH PITCHED SCREAM PIPER MCLEAN PIPES BABES YOU GOTTA KNOW PLEASE 
god every single one of the gifts just demonstrates how well they know each other, how much they love the other person already and I am in TEARS
Holy fuck, Piper did that. - MY REACTION SAME 
the two California kids bonding over their warm state and the fact that they’ve found a home on the ice - say with me AWWWWW
“Jason.” She takes a step closer to him. “I want you to have it. You deserve it. You love hockey and…” She falters and she bites down on her bottom lip. “I wanted to give you something meaningful. I just didn’t have the guts to do it without using Secret Santa as my excuse. I’m just so lucky I got you.” - dfaslkdjfdsajlkdfsjaklkjdfslakljdsajlfsdkakljszdfjoirewaklcszioojewfkmflsiouearwjoweiofjfdwerijefojfeidljfiawfjcewuoirijffuiwoewjdkoeioewuoriwejafwK
THAT’S ROMANTIC AF PIPER
“Shut up.”
Before he can think straight, her arms wrap around his shoulders and she angles her face up until he feels her lips press to his. He doesn’t hesitate to bring his hands up to her hips, holding her there and soaking in the fact that this is real. Here he is, giving into the temptation, allowing his heart to win the ruthless battle over his head. All rationality and self-control go out the window as he focuses solely on kissing her. Her lips taste like peppermint and are just as soft as he’s imagined them, which also brings back the influx of memories of the persistent daydreams that’d plagued his mind for weeks. Yet every expectation pales in comparison to this moment. He feels like he could melt from the heat coursing through his body, engulfing him in a fiery embrace. - FALLS ON THE FLOOR, SCREAMS, COMBUSTS - god you guys write the romances so well, they’re totally unique and this was PERFECT
Nothing,” he lies easily. While he usually can’t lie to save his life, he finds this lie effortless. “She was just being a good friend, Percy. Nothing more.”
A look of disappointment floods Percy’s face. “Really?” he asks sadly. “Damn. I was hoping for a good conversation or at least a kiss. I’m sorry, man. That sucks.”
“Yeah.” Jason shrugs and tries to look crestfallen. “Oh, well. Rules are rules.”
“Right.” Percy shakes his head once and sighs. “Rules are rules.” - *buries head in hands* JASON I HAD HOPE FOR YOU, oh well I guess this does mean you can survive the NHL
If this is what Jason has to do to be with Piper, so be it. - OH FUCK
fklasfjslkdafjskldaajfklsd guys this was so fucking good and beautiful and perfect and the perfect mix of angst and fluff and I JUST WOW 
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agent-jaselin · 4 months
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I did the Halsin scene, and now understand the werebear theories.
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agent-jaselin · 5 months
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I kind if wonder if the ai was bugged because bith Haarlep and Raphael did this. But for both fights they kinda stayed hiding in a corner, Haarlep did run more but Raphael just kinda stayed behind a random soul pillar.
Which is hilarious because Raphael is yelling “face me like a man!” The whole time while my cst boy wails on him with his daggers in a corner.
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agent-jaselin · 5 months
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I have decided I am not enough of a goodie two shoes to be a paladin. XD I keep wanting to do things and then grumbling "no that would break the oath if I'm gonna break it it's gotta be for something cool."
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agent-jaselin · 6 months
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God Sebastion’s voice is so soft, even when he’s angry. Somehow even more than the children represents every innocent person Astarion tricked.
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agent-jaselin · 6 months
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So apparently if you say you were always planning to kill her in the assault at moonrise towers, K’rell mentions how she was planning in having sex with you??
Everyone in this game is horny
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agent-jaselin · 2 months
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I love Noctis deciding to call Cid and Old Geezer even though he’s in like. His thirties and Noctis Cid is pushing 80.
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agent-jaselin · 6 months
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Especially since you had to make a wisdom saving throw the first time, each night the Emperor asks him to become part illithid Calem trusts him less and thinks of freeing Orpheus more. It’s too in character of him not to be freaked out by the pushing fir that kind of sacrifice.
The flirting just annoyed him. But the more dreams he gets the more and longer he avoids sleeping, intentionally choosing exhaustion over resting with everyone else.
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agent-jaselin · 5 months
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everyone romancing Astarion joking about being bloodless all the time meanwhile I told him to eat bandits after the first night cause you get approval and I was afraid I wouldn't get to use the bite in battle XD
(The explanation for RP is that Calem *likes* to see Astarion hunt. Generally encourages him toward being a hunter and a little wilder like himself at any given time. Also the idea of Astarion being dependent on Calem as his only food source made his skin crawl.)
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agent-jaselin · 6 months
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Spirit Guardians is fun with low health undead because then you get to watch Shadowheart be a bug zapper.
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agent-jaselin · 7 months
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Ok why isn’t there an option to immediately go “I’m seeing someone else” when gale starts flirting.
Buddy I’m socially inept and wanted to be friends i wasn’t flirting.
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agent-jaselin · 4 months
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A monk and the three origin ladies with bludgeoning weapons makes the grymforge fight a cake walk XD
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