#it's just folded badly

[queercetin]

@google is it lazy to draw jesper wearing my own clothes bc i can't be bothered to come up with a different outfit for him?

#kazper #kaz x jesper #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #six of crows #listen i know they don't look 1:1 like the book described them #i took some creative liberties #but that's pretty much how i pictured them in my head while reading #minus the modern au clothes #'cause this is def some sort of au where they're wearing bad puns on their t-shirts #and they actually talked through the traumas before getting to the point pictured #kaz's shirt says CROWn prince btw #it's just folded badly #my art

[narwhalandchill]

oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

#man the way its lovely reunion but tjen ajax fucking ATTACKS IT ON SIGHT you couldve gotten married!!!!11!1 fucking unbearable i am in agony #anyway contrary to popular belief we still have no fucking clue whether ajax' link to the narwhal was innate #skirk saying the traces remain on him after meeting it isnt saying tht much. the parts he shares w it couldve well been innate but dormant #instead. also just the fact that he woke it up already shady #then like. monoceros caeli being his from the beginning is completely plausible despite ppl acting like its been confirmed his const change #and like them being halves of the same entity on some lvl would make the narwhal being so weak without him n until ajax found it again #make very much. sense. anyway ajax toxicity jokes aside if the narwhal was just trying to eat him point blank without even a hello #i do get why hed react aggressively. but also bros been telling everyone n their mom hes fighting his narwhal the seconf he finds it again😔 #so i feel somewhat confident in assuming he started that 40+ days brawl #anyway if ajax Isnt the celestial narwhal on some level or possibly becoming it as their link grows. #riddle me this atheists. why is his 3rd phase boss theme. the song about His individual murderous rage at us #bc he thought he was outplayed by us. His personal wrath #whys the song for that called the wrath of the celestial narwhal. of the star swallowing whale. Hmmmge. his individual rage. #why does tusk of monoceros caeli speak of him embracing the narwhals innate qualities as embracing mere parts of Himself #funny how tjat goes!! (the OST n boss drop is not 100% serious theory but it does drive me insane. bc why would they phrase it like that) #anyway either theyre 2 halves same original entity or theyre soulmates idgaf . they should fold teyvat in half and eat it for brunch #aaand im going to be consumed by this realization for the next month wish me luck #WHY DID IT NEED HIM THERE SO BADLY???? HUH?????? #i mean relatable dont we all. but its sooooooooo inch resting. Curious indeed #rambles #genshin #childeposting #childe #narwhalposting

[coffiicorgii]

Man I love Din Djarin! I’d love to see him someday.

#my art #star wars #the mandalorian #the mandalorian season 3 #din djarin #boba fett #the book of boba fett #tbobf #This is very much lighthearted #Please latter half of season 3 make this comic age badly #I just want to see more Din 😭 #I didn’t draw Boba’s kama bc… idk how that’d look while sitting on a folding chair lmao

[matchbet-allofthetime]

I want to kiss the Sphinx so badly.

I can't help but wonder if she'd like mead, or flowers.

She evidently seems to adore herself in jewelry too, given all her pretty beads!

She is a Sphinx, but she is also still a woman, and I think she should like to be worshiped and adorned by a little partner.

She can just curl herself around them whilst they rest together on a big nest of blankets and pillows, all made of the softest fabrics, quietly, playfully shooting riddles back and forth to one another until they drift off.

#thinking about her so hard rn #i saw the first images of her model drop a while back and i just #fucking folded #sphinx #dragon's dogma 2 #i want to give her gifts so badly #big pretty lady...

[presiding]

you'll never guess which level we're up to in this dishonored 2 rewrite

#if i haven't stuffed up my timezones this post should land on thanksgiving so here's somethin' to read to go with your food coma #dishonored #dishonored shitposting #emily kaldwin #billie lurk #dishonored fic #interesting the way the resurrection was handled - rock up to aramis stilton's powerpoint presentation basically #does anyone else think it would have been cool if you had to do the duke's palace first. #grab delilah's mortality and give it back in the past. like while she's vulnerable #kind of makes sense too from an emily character perspective #because she shows SO much character growth in stilton's manor #and then goes to the duke's palace next and IMMEDIATELY says the dumbest shit she says all game re: her entitlement and obliviousness #stilton's manor: wow ive learned so much i finally get it now! #nek minnet. emily misunderstands class warfare so bad she thinks she needs to sharpen her dads folding blade. emily. no #and if you think about it the duke's palace would have made a lot of sense for an earlier level just from emily's perspective. #hes very clearly her enemy compared to meagan's vague idea of where sokolov might be. a darker timeline perhaps #lovely Off_Topic mentioned hating time travel as a plot device and i have to agree. here's my take on that level anyway #also big thank you to RoseEll (<3) for saying it parallels the limitations of the game's mechanics interestingly ♥ #using this meme template was like. 'oh hey lingering hatred for jeremy clarkson i forgot i had you' #making the badly photoshopped heads too big. my beloved. #ah crap rambling again

[questionablealibi]

!TRIGGER WARNING!

Multiple eyes, eye contact; take care! <3

HAVING A BUSY WEEK SO HAVE THIS THING I DID LAST WEEK AS A WAY OF ME ASSURING YOU LOT THAT IM NOT OFFLINE! :D

A sona design epiphany i had in the middle of my pre calculus class :'D im not sure if it makes sense but it sure did to me at that moment

#Let me tell you I wanted to FOLD when i had this thought #It physically #Made me ache (nothing too serious ^^ didnt hurt!) #Because i COULDNT entertain it just yet because i need to LISTEN to our lessons and i SO BADLY WANTED TO GRAB MY PHONE AND #Im so glad we were sent home early that day /silly #Anyways im shoving this in your faces and slipping back out again buhbye! ^^ /silly #This course i took is no joke but i KNOW WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR #This was also just supposed to be a side-back profile practice that i drafted a LONG time ago #And i fixed it up a bit and recycled it into this #Alibi! #sona #my sona #sona art #Still VERY into tsp! Ill be drawing my boys very soon ^^

[sharonisthebettercarter]

bruh, the faces billy made when him and homie met i--

casual surprise and then--what the fuck is that face???

MY DEAR BOI, WHY DO YOU LOOK SO THREATENED BY THE MERE PRESENCE OF THIS MAN YOU JUST MET HIM I--

i mean i get it, he's hot butt~

and now he's lulled you into a false sense of security with his charm and "good" nature... oh dear. billy bean, you sad, stupid, pathetic little kitten<3

#homelander #the boys #billy butcher #love at first sight #butchlander #lmfao #billy was so damn threatened and insecure in this scene leik i can't #it was beautiful #i love him #he's so stupid #he took one look at homelander and decided #“i feel deeply emasculated by this beautiful blond man and need to insult him to reclaim my masculinity” #“but only once he's a safe distance because i know he could fold me in half and i would love it--” #BILLY-- #he took one look and his heart went doki doki #the 5 essential b's #the best bratty british baked tsun tsun bean<3 #a nicer time for both of them #he so badly wants to get railed by the blond idiot with the bulge #honestly if homie set his sights on billy they would have just had an affair--

[typheus]

seeing those posts on how to spot ai art and knowing some of that stuff in them i do on purpose to make the drawing process faster: :^) uh oh

opening twitter and seeing an artist have to defend themself and prove their art isnt ai cause they didnt make they art 100% realistic and left in small mistakes to make the drawing process faster: :^( uh oh

#other #t talks #like bruh... sometimes... artist.... makes mistakes in drawings... #also when i saw one of those posts and it was like 'if the hair has pieces that just float and arent attacked to the rest of the hair is ai #like 😭😭😭 noooo grimm hair illegal now #she a pirate tho shed love that tbh #or the one that said if the fold of the clothes dont make sense..... like bruh pls.... i am just drawing badly 😭 not making ai prompts #and i KNOW im not the only artist making mistakes like these just cause its easier and faster like come onnnnn

[lyriumsings]

i kinda wanna read my destiny lore book before bed bc i haven’t read in ages (and a book my friend recommended to me was astoundingly bad SJSJ and i need to bleach my brain)

#like it was such a let down #i could barely start it #i got a couple pages in and folded #it was just realllyyy badly written #lyriumsings txt

[youngestdaughtersyndrome]

writing myself a little to do list in front of god and all so i cant wimp out on it ....

1. drugstore run (black hairdye, black and medium brown eyeshadow, eyeliner, maybe a better eyebrow thing, little treat .... )

2. wash sheets

3. fold laundry

4. do schoolwork

5. organize essential oils bc some r leaking in the shoebox i have them in rn and its a wretched little situation

#this doesnt look like a lot but genuinely just the store run and folding my laundry will take me easily 3 hrs. so #not to mention how much schoolwork i have bc ive procrastinated so badly that im like at least 1.5 months behind in everything #hollyws

[dannysboi]

God I love lounging around on couches so much and yet I can't have one cause my cat fucking hates them ;;-;;

#theyre just so versatile and i want one so badly #ivw got fold up furniture but its not the same 😭

[dirt-str1der]

Knows that im going into heat because im thinking about him again

#Yakuza loveblog #ohh!! yeah whatever i do want to put him on the torture rack with ropes around his wrists and ankles stretched tautly and slide a long blade #over his belly and then cut him in three hard hits and make his blood and guts spray like a fountain and then the bisected halved of his #body are pulled apart by the ropes and flop in opposite directions and he went into shock after the second strike and died by the third #thinking about how his head would so go flying if i decapitated him i want to turn him into cuts of meat so bad ... #h hey can you put your neck on this chopping block i mean wooden pillow isnt it so comfy ? #literally cannot tell you how badly ive been on edge because ive been thinking of butchering him like a pig #fucked up just wanna watch the skin split and show him just how deep the blade can go it wont be painless but ill do it so quickly that he #wont have a chance to dwell on the pain either ... baby boy i can chop you up i can fold you over like a fish and break your spine that way #i really need a big hatchet to kill him with that girl in the price of a d cup substory was stupid as hell #like she managed to drug him and all she did was take his money ? she should have hung him with a noose for a bit and then quartered him #if i managed to knock him unconscious he would not he waking up with only a headache #aughth i wish it could be as painless as possible for you i really do but i want to see his face when he realises he’s recieved a fatal #wound ... look at how deep this blade goes. this wound will not heal because you will be dead in a few moments im really sorry ! youre gonna #be dead soon and even if i stopped it wouldnt save youu so shush and let me put you out of your misery baby boy #i feel a little bit better now. sorry. i was really worked up just now

[padawansuggest]

Dog owners: We didn’t like the fact that it could breathe so we inbred it till we got this cute lil pug! Isn’t he great???

Cat owners: He’s perfectly shaped but I would like him in 15 other colours and also a hypoallergenic version plz.

#like dog owners are playing god cat owners are playing dress up we are not the same #to be FAIR there are sickly and badly bred cats too #but imo there are absolute morons in all walks of life including cat breeding #and munchkins and Scottish folds are way too popular for the same reason pugs are #cute and chubby I mean #but what I’m saying is that dog breeding is becoming the British empire and we need to stop getting the bad breeds that hurt the dogs #we gotta stop badly breeding cats too but with dogs it’s just so accepted and common

[bunnyb34r]

There's been a crusty dry patch of skin in the crease where my nose folds and I keep picking at it with hopes that it either gets better and goes back to normal instantly, or that it's a perpetual skin flaking machine bc it's VERY satisfying to scratch off

#i picked at it earlier and was like looking in a mirror as i folded my nose to the side to get better access and i picked this big patch of #dead skin off and ive been chasing that high all day agsgdgsgsg #i have a tiny paper cut (cardboard cut) on my finger that's trying to heal and i keep wanting to peel it soooo badly but it hurts #the other day i had a popped blister somehow and i was able to peel it clean AND then sanded it down gently with a nail file to #get rid of the excess crusties agdgdggd it felt so fucking good #when i have a cold and am feeling better but have those nose crusties from blowing my nose so much i looooove to peel #the dead skin off agdgdggd when i was in like middle school i figured out exfoliation and scraped it with a clean emery board and was #sooo proud of myself at how sooft and smoooth my nose was. and then it fucking was raw for three days agsgsgsggssgs #i was like wow someone should like patent a nail file for the skin on your nose for this. and then learned that thats just manual #exfoliation and that i wasnt creating something new FSFSFSFFD #body focused repetitive stims my beloved (jokingly... kinda) #been having a field day today digging at ingrown hairs. pulling hairs. picking dead skin. just living 🥰 sysgdggdgdg #i should use the exfoliator blades (whatever those eyebrow scraper razors are) on my legs and face but 1.) i need SOME hair to pick #otherwise i go for my brows and 2.) don't wanna deal with the inevitable rug rash from overdoing it bc im a freak #marquilla

[mrs-kelly]

Holding myself back physically from going into the fandom tags ahdjffl

#I’m just feeling under the weather like. I think I might be getting sick #so my brain is like ‘pls show me new Charlie I am begging you :(‘ #and I have to be the meanie and say ‘no. that’s a terrible idea. if we go in there we will only feel worse afterward’ #which is tough bc I want to go and see new content so badly but #I know it’ll only hurt me when I see the fandom posts. when I see what they say about him #so I am sitting here folding my hands and not allowing myself to look ahfkfgl #ren speaks #renlie

[burger-goblin]

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#the only times i feel comfortable and content are when i'm playing ffxiv #which is kinda pathetic #ok really pathetic #i used to be confident and outgoing. i used to just go outside and run because i wanted to. i used to keep my apartment immaculate #and all my clothes folded and put away. now i can barely bring myself to move my laundry from the washer to the dryer #is it because of the surgery last year? did not being able to walk mess me up that badly? why am i so afraid of going outside? #is it because i'm scared someone will recognize me? and i'm absolutely hideous now? are these the reasons i can't sleep? what's wrong w me? #personal #again. i'm really sorry