#he so badly wants to get railed by the blond idiot with the bulge

[sharonisthebettercarter]

bruh, the faces billy made when him and homie met i--

casual surprise and then--what the fuck is that face???

MY DEAR BOI, WHY DO YOU LOOK SO THREATENED BY THE MERE PRESENCE OF THIS MAN YOU JUST MET HIM I--

i mean i get it, he's hot butt~

and now he's lulled you into a false sense of security with his charm and "good" nature... oh dear. billy bean, you sad, stupid, pathetic little kitten<3

#homelander #the boys #billy butcher #love at first sight #butchlander #lmfao #billy was so damn threatened and insecure in this scene leik i can't #it was beautiful #i love him #he's so stupid #he took one look at homelander and decided #“i feel deeply emasculated by this beautiful blond man and need to insult him to reclaim my masculinity” #“but only once he's a safe distance because i know he could fold me in half and i would love it--” #BILLY-- #he took one look and his heart went doki doki #the 5 essential b's #the best bratty british baked tsun tsun bean<3 #a nicer time for both of them #he so badly wants to get railed by the blond idiot with the bulge #honestly if homie set his sights on billy they would have just had an affair--