#it's funny as hell

[skolirethm]

i forget some of the playable characters in genshin are actually famous. like imagine you're a treasure hoarder fucking shit up and you hear "BARBARA'S HERE ✨" wait you mean the idol???

"lmao whos that dog looking guy" "thats the General Mahamatra you stupid fuck" "-JUSTICE IS SERVED"

#it's funny as hell #if ur last wish is to be slammed into a wall by ningguang #it's cool cause we have her! we can totally set that up for u #genshin impact

[fiercethebandit]

Ed, Edd n Eddy but it's just that one sound May Kanker makes

#ed edd n eddy #may kanker #what the fuck is that noise? #it's funny as hell

[nonameidentified]

Careful there, those might be even gayer

#first time seeing a fujoshi in a yuri manga #it's funny as hell #failed princesses #useless princesses #yuri #yuri shitposting #shitpost

[lilyharvord]

Evangeline watching Cal interact with Mare at any point during war storm: 

#red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm #broken throne #post broken throne #marecal #this was literally hiding in my fucking drafts #I can't believe I left this her for 1+ years #like thats so rude #it's funny as hell #i'm rereading RQ cause i got my pretty litjoy set and I'm giggling to myself over everything #there are so many parts I forogt #like I completely forgot about the part where mare finds him literally taking panels off the inside of the submariene and shes like: #bitch you're scared of fucking water why are you taking apart the ship?> #and I also forgot about the part where he unbuckles his armor with his teeth #thank you Julia for reminding me that bit exists #cause I'm so sad I forgot about it #and of course who could ewver forget: "and they can even breed #BWAHAHAHA Carmadon saw his opportunity and fucking took it #if Farley didn't know they fucked in the woods before that she knew right after from Cal's reaction

[the-forgotten-jack]

out of pocket conversations:

me: ew, children

my dad: i like children.

my dad: with the right sauce

me: *dies laughing*

#this is some form of incorrect quote or some shit #regardless #it's funny as hell

[cloud-somersault]

i know everyone's all talking about the shadowpeach angst or whatever in constellations and yeah, yeah, i get it. sad monkie go burr but like!!!

hello SUNBURST DUO CONTENT?? WUKONG AND MK TRAINING TOGETHER??? WUKONG COMFORTING MK??? COME ON!!!

#they are my FAVORITE TO WRITE #they're so fun #also i LOVE writing macaque and MK too #they're so opposite in the styles of how they're handled #it's funny as hell #constellations fic

[autistic-lalli]

#stand still stay silent #sssshitpost #sssscomic #my shit #memes #text post #the whole crew #headlines #that last one is a low blow I know #but consider: #it's funny as hell

[sidhedust]

I wanted to finish that last night but I came home from work, drank a little, ate some velveeta skillet dinner stuff, and just fell out. I feel like a middle aged man in an early 20's body LOL

#sidhedust rambles #MIGHT finish it today but I have a commission actually #it's funny as hell #and it's the only fandom content I make #a friend of mine is a HUGE FE fan and so am I but the last few games have turned me off of it #so now I only draw FE through him-though I've always been more of a OC artist #I can't find the motivation to make fan art. EVER #it's weird

[musicalchaos07]

Season 3 does have limited rights and it's partially because Jonathan and Nancy in the background trying to memorize the keys to Murray's bunker is so funny

#the last time they saw that man he slammed the door in their faces after asking how the sex was at brekkie. #like #objectively that scene is hysterical #Jonathan has a walking concussion and Nancy is counting on her fingers #it's funny as hell #stranger things #jancy #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler

[transingthoseformers]

The other mecha will flip their shit (... well flip their shit more) when they figure out that not only has Tarn been talking to the Fallen, this practically godlike figure, but managed to bring him back into this dimension. Especially since Megatronus Prime is basically robot satan 2.0

#maccadam #transformers #tfp au #tf tarn #megatronus prime #i alternate 🥰 #oh don't get me wrong the fallen is still 100% planning on destroying earth and Cybertron #but tarn doesn't know that #look i didn't forget the crack post about the fallen being older than sex but damn trying anyway #it's funny as hell

[waitineedaname]

funny story but you always rbing mob psycho stuff made me have a dream about getting like a physical version of the manga for it and reading it- i have had 0 interest in watching the anime or reading the manga for mp but after that dream i kind of want to?

OMG????? my power.... subconscious messages telling you to get into mob psycho........... I think you should do it, listen to the dream

#asks #anonymous #as much as I love the manga (I really do adore it) #I would probably recommend watching the anime first! #it's only three seasons and just finished last month #I recommend anime first bc the art style of the manga is. rather unique and kinda turns people away at first #it's much easier to get hooked on the anime and then go back and read the manga once you're invested in the characters #but yes you should do it!!!!! #mob psycho is seriously so so so good #the characters are so compelling and complex #it's funny as hell #the animation SLAPS especially in the fight scenes #and it's just a genuinely very kind show at its core #the way it deals with emotions and mental health is v kind and allows for complexity #all around. very good show. #if you do end up watching it I recommend sticking it out till at least episode three to get a feel for it #I feel like episode three is where it really starts hooking you bc that's where the first real fight scene is #and it introduces mob's explosions which are an important part of the emotional aspect of the series #oh also the seasons are pretty short. I think the entire show is only 37 episodes #compared to other shows that stretch on forever lol #I'm rambling. anyway. #I am delighted that I have had such an impact on your psyche that you started dreaming about mob psycho sdlkfjldksjf #that has definitely happened to me too #I had a dream about chainsaw man. I have never read/watched chainsaw man #the only thing I remember is that denji's name was ''left'' for some reason?? #I told my sibling this and she said ''it's because he ain't right'' #and that made me laugh for a while lskdjflkdsjf

[the-angel-of-the-bottomless-pit]

THERE he is okay

#barking and foaming at the mouth #i legit cant recognize faces worth a shit but ALRIGHT now i see him #also the old men talking about the clapper light in the trailer. PLEASE. NEVER AGAIN. I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THAT AGAIN. but also it was funy #NOO HE TOOK THE FUCKING SUNGLASSES OFF. PUT THOSE BACK ON RIGHT NOW GODDAMNIT #it's funny when he does that. *tight* face. like when he's pretending to be a cop #it's funny as hell #what the fuck do you call that? i don't know what to call it other than tight face #like hwuh what are you doing there buddy? #someone put a finger up his ass but he's trying to be REALLY cool about it

[erisnsn]

#funny #funny memes #lol #meme #memes #haha #humor #ctto #hell #hell of a party

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[sleepy-bebby]

Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

#wrath #memes #meme #duck #ducks #duck meme #duck memes #funny #animals #funny animals #cute #lol #funny meme #funny memes #bird #birds #bird meme #bird memes #gates of hell

[mattypattypinky]

self ship stuff but I want to sit in his little time room and argue w him

playfully 😒 Bc I don't like pickles and I've never liked Pickles but he pickles stuff and makes pickles so I feel like he'd be mortified. I feel like it'd start off w a small convo. He offers me food then I'm like... I don't like pickles😒

✨ "What do you mean you don't like pickles on your sandwich???"

🎀"I mean I don't like pickles on my sandwiches-"

✨"What. No, but like. A sandwich is like. So incomplete without pickles, tho."

🎀"Nah the pickles ruin it in my opinion 😒"

✨"What... - I can't.. believe you right now. The pickles make a pang of flavor! Don't knock it before you try it. 🥺"

🎀"I have tried it 😒"

✨"Oh." and then he sits there with a long silence and thinks, then he starts asking if I like any specific type of pickles (bc he has so much pickles 😭) and I'm like 🎀" nah dude. I don't like any pickles. "

and he just scoffs and is like ✨"What the hell, man. This is why I don't like being in relationships. There's always needless food drama. Why can't we just agree." and I'm like 🎀 "baby honey. we can eat different sandwiches, it's okay" and hes like ✨ "what do you mean we can eat different sandwiches? 😕 If it's a date we have to eat the same thing. That's how couples work." and I just exhale😒

🎀"No, we don't. We can eat two different things." And hes just shocked and amazed by the revelation

inspo from this scene bc i luv it its so funny😭😭😭 hes so cute

#🥒🥪 #it's funny as hell #bc he actually thinks this 😭 #it's okay #you don't have to have the same dinner as me #couples do not work like that #its a thing called communication... #selfshipping ramble #mattypattypinkyposts