#it's frickin hard

[royalarchivist]

Ramon had a cute idea for the Huevitos (members of Fit's community) to fill the #ramonbday tag with art and kind messages so he can show them to Fit for his birthday (February 1st), so here's my contribution! I have over 800 Fit-related clips, so it was hard to choose just a few fun moments from stream :'D

Even though the QSMP server won't be open until February 3rd, we still have a few more days to share messages, art, etc. – so if you'd like to post something for Ramon to potentially include in Fit's birthday surprise, make sure to post it by January 31st and use the tag #ramonbday!

[ Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Fit: I can't believe I'm a homosexual now.

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FitMC 2023 - 2024 Highlights

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Vegetta: Leonarda, give me the picture.

Fit: Leonarda, you should give him a picture.

Vegetta: It's for saving your life!

Fit: [Picks up the photo she dropped] Oh, now I have it. [Sees its a photo of Vegetta and Melissa in their stripper outfits] Oh. Oh my.

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Fit: It's a life experience Tubbo, you know? Aren't you glad you–

Tubbo: "Life experience" deez nuts, you bald bastard.

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Fit: Ok, I'm looking through the bars– There's like, yeah–

Pac: [Falls off the wall] AAAAA–

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Fit: [Dumping his wild cats in the Bakery] I'll just– I'll just release them in here. Screw it. What's the worst that could happen?

[The next day]

The big cats are still, uh– [Sees the cats mauling the Baker] Oh my god. They do NOT like the Baker

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Jaiden: Fit, you're just a guy, right?

Fit: I'm just a dude. I'm just like– I'm just like the generic RPG protagonist. Like, human male, warrior. Like, it's– I'm as vanilla as you can get

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Fit: Sneeg– shut up, I'm doing gay roleplay right now!

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Fit: Tubbo, if you want to disable mines, you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community.

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Fit: What are you doin' staring at me, Baldy? Yeah, you think you're hot sht?

[The Binary Monster shows up]

Fit: OH, FCK–

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Fit: The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

Fit: The youngest gay roleplay server in Minecraft.

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Fit: [While playing "Hide and Seek" with Ramon] If he moves, then I know that was the spot.

Ramon: [Stares at him as the Metal Gear Solid "discovered by an enemy" vwing! sound plays]

Fit: [Cackles] WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY? WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY?

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Fit: To be a turtle in the Arctic, you hate to see it. Yeah, you know this turtle is... not so different from me. It's living in a place that's trying to KILL it.

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Tubbo: [To Pac] Just lay down. [Starts Casualonas-ing] This is for you.

Fit: [Immediately equips his weapon]

Tubbo: This is for you, king.

Pac: [Laughs] Fit - you see this?

Fit: [Shoots Tubbo, who starts screaming] I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Uh-

Tubbo: Ok, ok, well he–

Fit: Misfire, misfire, misfire!

Tubbo: He wasn't- he wasn't- OW OW OW!

Fit: Misfire!

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Fit: Sometimes- it's not about doing the right thing, Phil – it's about doing the more entertaining thing. Right?

Phil: PFTTTTT–

Fit: They banned my ass. They're like, "Why are you talking to Pac like that?" That's unacceptable on this family-friendly Christian Minecraft server (TM). Like– "We can't be having any of that." "Can't be having any of THAT."

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Cucurucho: [Slowly turns to stare at Fit while Pac is talking to him]

Fit: [Silently starts cracking up]

Pac: Ok Cucurucho, I'm gonna be waiting for your response

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[Fit putting up art that Ramon drew]

Foolish: Boo it if it's bad!

Fit: Heyyyyyy! That's actually –

Foolish: Oh! Wait, that's– That's actually pretty good, what the fck.

Fit: Ramon, you weren't supposed to actually try. This is incredible!

[They both laugh]

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Pac: Yeah, yeah! I was–

Tubbo: Everyone goes through their dick phase.

Fit: Yeah...

Pac: Yeah, everyone does.

Fit: Oh? Oh– is that so, Tubbo? Yeah?

Tubbo: Everyone- everyone–

Fit: When did you go through your dick phase? [Laughs]

Tubbo: I'd argue I'm in my dick phase right now.

Fit: Uh, you know, speakin' of spruce– you know Bruce Lee, right?

Phil: Yeah?

Fit: If Bruce Lee was a plant, he'd be Spruce Tree.

Phil: [Disappointed grumbling]

Fit: [Laughs]

[Fit gets kicked off the server]

Fit: [Laughs even harder]

#FitMC #Morning Crew #QSMP #ramonbday #Fit #Ramon #Edited #Subtitles #AT LAST #It always takes forever to write the transcript of these subtitles #hopefully I didn't miss too much #anyways. I do have so many frickin clips it was hard to narrow it down #I love the wii music it really is the perfect background music for these kinds of videos #Portfolio

[roamwithahungryheart]

I've sat on this for a little while, but I'm just going to say it.

If you've decided not to post about the conflict until now because you wanted to 'wait for clear information' to give a 'measured response', but neglected to mention the deaths of 1400 Jewish people at the hands of a terrorist organization whose sole purpose is to eradicate all Jews, that's not a measured response. To only say retrospectively that you have sympathy for the community flies in the faces of your Jewish friends who are suffering.

What happened on October 7th has had a ripple effect across the entire Jewish community. Incidences of antisemitic hate crime have risen by 1000%. Read that again. One thousand fucking percent. To see those we view as friends be silent is deeply hurtful.

Many of us - myself included - are afraid to leave our homes. Afraid for our families in the supposed safety of suburbia. It isn't hard to reach out. To send a text or a message online. It isn't hard to forget a friend when they're in pain. At least, it shouldn't be if you're a true and decent friend.

I'm going to get a little personal. Last year I experienced a prolonged campaign of antisemitic and ableist hate crime. Friends stood by me and showed support. Where are they now?

Ask yourselves, why are you silent? What are you so afraid of?

Standing in support of your Jewish friends does not negate your support for those suffering in the atrocities occurring in Palestine. It doesn't make you a zionist. It doesn't mean you condone the actions of the Israeli government. It's simply an act of basic human decency.

Silence from the people we care about makes us question if they really care about us in return.

This is not a case of 'choosing sides' in the conflict or showing allegiance to one cause over another. A 'balanced view' means showing compassion for all.

Refusing to do this reinforces the very thing David Baddiel talked about in his most recent book - Jews don't count.

Make us count.

#banging my head against the frickin' wall #jfc compassion isn't hard #jumblr #antisemitism

[cinnamonsly]

i don’t think there is anything worse in this entire world than desperately clinging onto a hyperfixation you’ve had forever that you know is slowly fading away from you

#and you know there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it either #literally one of the worst feelings in the world #yes this may or may not be about CCCC #like i still love the characters and album to death but my brain doesn’t have a frickin chokehold on them anymore like it did #which is honestly one of the main reasons for this massive art block rn #this isn’t to say CCCC/CJ art and content is going away. no worries about that #but i find it rly hard to draw stuff for things i am not currently hyperfixated on #ugh it’s a struggle. but i’m working on it #thanks for ur patience

[onionninjasstuff]

one more thing and then ill stop pestering u i swear /lh (lets see if tumblr lets me send an ask this long lol)

so i mentioned that i was Coming For Your Kneecaps to a friend irl who knows how slow i do any and everything, and it lead to this:

takes him a minute but he'll get there

also apparently my sonas a fucked up lil muppet which is genuinely delightful

the pain was great 👌

#fav #you made me laugh SO hard at this dhjkjk #frickin tears in my eyes dude #ur style hgghgh <3 #eating this

[smilesrobotlover]

Here’s a list of prompts I’m using for my silly little whump writing:

Can’t tell apart friend from foe

Unconventional restraints

Persistent fever

Presumed dead

Adrenaline crash

Manhandling

Rope burns

You weren’t supposed to get hurt

Guilt

Accidentally left behind

touch starved, ough….

Alone surrounded by others

Survivor’s Guilt

Sleep deprived

I might add more words as I think of more ideas, but if you wanna write or draw whump just like me, you’re free to borrow these prompts and do your own thing :) thought I’d share for that reason!

#you absolutely do NOT have to do this in any order #I certainly am not #in fact you don’t have to do this at all #but #ye #smiles rambles #smiles writes #anyways went hard on some of these lol #frickin #Ammon….

[petwyvern]

did u know THIS THING is what’s running this blog?!?

#shhh #my art #dragonkin #otherkin #4248 #therian #dragon #i dont love how this turned out honestly #i think i got tired along the way and doggified myself #ugh #oh well i worked hard so i guess it deserves to be seen or whatever T—T #EDIT: I MADE LITTLE CHANGES AND REUPLOADED AND I FRICKIN LOVE IT NOW YIPPEEE

[sofiiel]

Stranger things graphics ~promise this is the last of these things for a bit 😅

They read:

I do not consent to my work being reposted or translated or altered or fed to AI.

#why did I do one for almost everybody? #i have no frickin clue.... #some of them are far too hard to see -> like tina's and joyce's sorry for that #st fic writers resource #st fanfiction banners #st graphics #stranger things graphics

[purpleiscool222]

Give your whumpee rope burns. They hurt a ridiculous amount because they crush the nerves but they don’t cause as much obvious damage. Plus they last a while.

#Rope burns #Whump #whump prompt #inspired by my injury #It really frickin hurts #And makes it hard to sleep at night

[moonstruckdraws]

#moonsona #bao the tanuki #cant stand his trapezoid head #HES JUST SO- #HARD TO FRICKIN DRAW I- #RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #AJKFEJI8I

[findmeabowlofundertale]

I keep doing these I can’t stop

THESE TWO ARE SO STUPID. Absolutely an idiot couple. (I just need to buckle down and GET THERE in the actual FIC.)

text post doodles: [part 1], [part 2], [part 3]

#⁂ text posts #BUENOS DIAS WINGDINGS #does anyone even know that stupid meme anymore #i absolutely believe he does the googly eyes when he’s surprised/intense and that’s where papyrus gets it from #whoops someone’s jealous they don’t have skin #and someone ELSE is bragging about technically not having bones #‘‘can i get a frickin uhhhhhhhhh boneless asteri??’’ #in the sandwich one I poorly drew Gaster’s magic hands doing the sign for ‘soap’ #asteri is so smug in that last one skdhshjss #smacked his butt so hard he dropped all his papers #THERE’S BARELY ANYTHING TO SMACK #well. i do really enjoy the concept for that for whatever reason when wearing clothes skeletons fill them out like they have flesh #it just cracks me up bc one time zarla drew a comic about it with papyrus putting on a normal shirt and he looked muscular #it was so funny it changed my brain forever #so anyway. there may be. potentially. something(???) to smack?? #Gaster’s a beanpole regardless though #mostly. i’ll get to that another time #in case tumblr eats the quality the tiny text on the bottom right of the last one says ‘‘omg how am I supposed to work now??’ #(bc now he’s very distracted) #accidentally made Gaster face right in every single one of these #seeker draws #seeker oc #asteri #seeker gaster #alphys #⁂ memes #⁂ gaster #⁂ art #dingsaster

[galaxyseclipse]

love wins this fine 2/4 day :)

fun little supplementary drawing :3c

any time I draw them together I realize how indescribably pale Tsunami is

like seriously girl, go outside!

#hands are hard #but i also don't know how to draw kissing #so i opted for hands lol #my art #written stuff #splatoon #eclipse’s oc lore #tsunami(captain 3) #ivory(agent 8) #agent 24 #agent 3 #captain 3 #agent 8 #also if it's weird i wrote the bulk of it between 11:30 and 1:30 at night on two consecutive nights #i am very tired #bro the frickin' bot beat me to this lmao

[royalarchivist]

It's been six months since Forever called Phil "Philza senpai" and got a (virtual) kiss.

#Philza #ForeverPlayerG #Forever Player #QSMP #Sugarduo #Forever #Phil #I'm not interested in sugarduo as a ship (one sided sugarduo is very funny to me though) #But their IRL and in-game friendship means the frickin WORLD to me dude #Forever was the first Brazilian streamer I got attached to and mannnn #it went from 0 to 100 in SECONDS #I'll be honest the first thing that got me was the day after the Brazilians arrived #when Phil was talking to Chat and telling us Forever messaged him after the event and asked him if he was ok with the flirting #since he didn't want to make Phil uncomfortable #and I was like ''Oh. Forever is a sweetheart.'' #And then the thing that REALLY got me was when Forever talked to Chayanne and Tallulah privately #and he asked them if they / Phil needed help with their Egg tasks #(At the time their schedules weren't matching up with Phil's stream schedule so it was hard to get all their tasks done during the week) #and then Chayanne threatened Forever saying he'd kill Forever if he ever did anything weird to their family #and Forever smiled in a very fond ''that's good; this is a good kid; I'm glad he's standing up for his family'' way #And I was like ''Oh he's REALLY a sweetheart'' #His reaction after Tallulah + Bobby's death was hook line and sinker for me too #I could go on and on about Forever. I care about him so much. Sweet guy who loves too much #Anyways #Q

[roamwithahungryheart]

BTW using your platform responsibly means publicly denouncing antisemitism.

#something to think about #it's not that frickin' hard jaysus

[licorishh]

Replayed Modern Warfare 3 2011 on Veteran tonight and goooooooood night. Blood Brothers never gets any easier to watch no matter how many times you've done it and the ending really never misses huh

I apologize for the amount of yapping in the tags I reread it all on mobile and started giggling because it went on for so long but eh. Blessed are those who won't shut the freak up and all that

#call of duty #modern warfare 3 2011 #i just. wow. wow wow wow wow wow #i've played these three games so many times over the last several years and i just. #they literally. never get old. #loose ends and blood brothers will never not make me cry and endgame and dust to dust will never not make me smile so hard #ending it with price smoking the cigar like he did in the first mission in the first game wHEN HE FIRST MET SOAP JUST UGHHHHHH. #i know y'all don't care but i don't care that y'all don't care i could literally yap about this until i shrivel up and die #i have never ever ever in my LIFE seen poetic justice played out so beautifully like it is at the very end #JUST. WOW. WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW. WOW WOW. WOW #they do not frickin make games like that anymore DADGUM #i also forgot how frickin sad down the rabbit hole is?? like jeez louise they didn't have much screen time but gosh #i also have never in my life heard such gut-wrenching anguish from a grown man in my life like price in that one scene #I KNOW Y'ALL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT MAN MAKES ME FULL ON S O B IN THAT PART HE HAD NO BUSINESS #anyway i'll keep cutely living in denial and pretending literally any of the main characters besides price and nikolai are fine <3 #foley and dunn and their team seemed just fine at the end of modern warfare 2 so i will accept that small mercy #at this point these games have taken everything else i love away from me so #y'all probably think i'm wild for how insane i get over these games but the nostalgia bit is a big part of it as well #like they're honestly in my opinion genuinely the greatest video games of all time #but the fact that i have that connection with my dad makes it so special #crazy cause he said he also cried in blood brothers and my dad is 54 and i have seen him cry one (1) other time in my entire life #heck infinity ward but also bless them i hope the devs live long beautiful wonderful prosperous delightful exciting fulfilling lives #Lord bless them and their entire bloodline for the contributions they have made to humanity not even joking #AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FREAKING SOUNDTRACKS DO NOT GO THERE OAUSYDJAKAKDN #MW2 AND MW3 CREDITS. EXTRACTION POINT. COUP DE GRACE. RETREAT AND REVEILLE. CONTINGENCY. PARIS SIEGE. PRAGUE HOSTILITIES. RUSSIAN WARFARE. #UGHHHHHHHGHHHH everything about these games is so unbelievably perfect and immaculate #i have got to get over my art block NOWWWWWWWWWW #makarov is also the best villain i've ever seen idc bro he's frickin awesome #i mean obviously he's horrible and a disgustingly evil human being but as a character he's stupidly well-written

[killuaisaprincess]

🦋💕🦋💕🦋

#;windy’s edit #hxh #killua #hunter x hunter #killua zoldyck #KI IS THE CUTEST ALICE PERIOD #ALICE IN WONDERLAND WHO NO ITS ALL KI #PERIOD #HE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS #ZOMG HES SO PRECIOUS MY HEART AHHHHHHHHHH #CUTEST LITTLE BABEY EVER #HES SO PRETTY #GASSSPS I JUST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #GON WOULD HOLD HIS HAND OUT LIKE A PRINCE FOR KI TO TAKE AND AHHHHH #KI WOULD TAKE IT SO CUTELY AND SHYLY AND AHHHHHHH #GON WOULD BE A GENTLEMAN AHHHHH HELPING KI ACROSS BUMPY TERRAIN I JUST #SLAMS HANDS DOWN ON TABLE KIS JUST SO FUCKING CUTE AND PRECIOUS OMG #I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HIMMMMM #INCLUDING USE AN OLD IPAD SO I CAN HAVE MY PHOTOSHOP MIX #THEY CANNOT TAKE IT FROM ME ITS ALL I HAVE EVER KNOW I BLED AND SWEAT LEARNING TO EDIT ON THAT #Nothing will ever stop me from making these not low engagement apps breaking! Nothing! THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY THAT IS ENOUGH and I’m really #THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY #ITS SO HARD CHOOSING ONE ICON HES SO FRICKIN CUTEEEE #Okie it’s more like 2 BUT ANHHHHH #LOOKATHIM LOOOOK AT HIM WAS WORTH THE SOUL I PUT IN #HE IS SO CUTE I JUST #DIES HAPPILY OMG AHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #HES JUST SO PRECIOUS AND CUTE #AHHH I JUST AHHH KIS SO CUTEEEE

[skenpiel]

HAPPY 7TH BIRTHDAY UNDERTALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you for everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#my art #undertale #undertale 7th anniversary #undertale anniversary #frisk #frisk dreemurr #um. what the fuck else. #eye strain #maybe? its a little bright #also a bonus empty version under the cut so u can see the stained glass window YAY ! #i wanted to try drawing something beautiful rather than pretty this year. btw by that i dont mean my art i mean like. motifs and stuff #hope that makes sense. if not. dont worry about it #anyways. i love u undertale im crying so hard actually #also the new dr updates and previews...... SO CUTE i cant fucking WAIT #wish i could enter the spamton sweepstake. but its only 4 ppl over 18 AND in the us :pensive: #anyways happy bday to the game that changed my life i know i talk about it every frickin anniversary but 🥳 #also happy spirk day while were at it lol #can u believe it. 55 or whatever years ago kirk and spock fucked while spock was in heat and then fandom was born ^__^ #thanks 2 amok time for inventing gay people also ^o^ #also. happy birthday pinocchiop AUUUGOUH theres so many birthdays today