#it's a fifty fifty thing.

[laz-laz-ace-pilot]

After watching the Barbie trailer, my parents are arguing over whether, as a previous diplomat, Barbie should have diplomatic immunity in a foreign country (her home country being Barbieland) and thus whether her arrest by LAPD is unlawful.

Neither of my parents are lawyers or have studied international relations, they just got excited by the trailer

#barbie #one thing we have established is that barbie is a threat to capitalism #she has the experience of fifty lifetimes. has lived in a utopia outside of capitalism. and could quickly gather followers #if mattel dont take her out the fbi/ cia will

[umanta]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, S3E12 Past Tense, Part II

this episode is about an anti-governmental revolution in 2024 btw. just in case anyone was looking for ideas

#star trek ds9 #ds9 #ds9 past tense #benjamin sisko #remember when they say it takes time for change #that we have been asking for the same fucking things for the last fifty years. they've had time. no more excuses #also for those of yall who haven't watched the episode -- its a stall tactic to send the swat teams in

[andromeddog]

new brush tests

#my art #band of brothers #ronald speirs #ron speirs #bear with me as i draw the same thing fifty times #i got new brushes i wanted to mess around with #speirs w a heavily shadowed face is my muse. freaky babygirl

[fizpup]

valentine, you're a horse ❤️

#my little pony #mlp g3 #wish-I-may #wish-I-might #ok so. I'm gonna ramble for a sec #normally when I post on valentine's day I complain in the tags about being single. but I won't this year! #I've recently realized I'm definitely somewhere on the aromantic spectrum. and that I'm perfectly content without a partner #in the past I've described myself as 'emotionally unavailable' or having 'commitment issues' but neither of those things were ever true #I'm a very loving and loyal person! #I've always been extremely affectionate with friends and family but unable to have the same level of love for potential partners #unsure if I'm just demisexual/demiromantic or actually aroace but I'm definitely not the default settings type of gay lol #I'm a big fan of romance and sex in fiction! but irl? 😅😬 idk about that fam! idk! #hypothetically I would like to have a gf one day and maybe fall in love but now I understand why that may not happen #or atleast is gonna take a while. and that's fine :) #tldr; if your top song on spotify last year was Cupid by Fifty Fifty it's time to do some soul searching lol #happy valentine's day!! 💕

[eleutheria4ever]

#girlblogging #coquette #lana del rey #sad girl autumn #lizzy grant #this is a girlblog #just girly things #girlcore #violet bent backwards over the grass #sylvia plath #priscilla #sofia coppola #can i come over and look at you like this #cailee spaeny #priscilla presley #elvis presley #sixties #seventies #fifties #lolit4

[thunderon]

my mother’s favorite comfort movie is scarface and it’s so funny to watch her watch it. she sits there like “aw look at my little boy Tony :)” and meanwhile on screen her little boy tony is doing lines of coke and shooting people with automatic weapons

#i say like i don’t have fifty characters i do the exact same thing to #scarface #op

[rosepompadour]

My heart is a locket and your face is in it.

Edna St. Vincent Millay, July 1911

#i found a signed first edition of conversation at midnight while i was sorting through the cheaper books at work today #and god the GASP i let out #a first edition signed by my favorite poet for only $250?! #i told my boss he could easily sell it for three times that price #and he said 'i didn't even know we had that and judging by the look on your face right now i don't think it could go to a better home.' #so bottom line i have a signed first edition by my number one girl on my nightstand right now #'i know not how such things can be; i only know there came to me vincent millay for two fifty.' 💗 #edna st. vincent millay #literature

[ionlytalktodogs]

I wish every person who accuses disabled people of faking their disabilities a very I WILL Kill You This Is A Threat

#I don’t care if you think you can tell whether someone is REALLY disabled or not from a 30 second video #I would rather fifty abled people get away with faking being disabled than even ONE disabled person have to face the harassment and wa #waking hell that is being fakeclaimed #if you harass disabled people because you think they’re faking you’re pure evil and I hope horrible things happen to you #disabled #disability #mobility aid #wheelchair #wheelchair user #cripple punk #cane user #cripplepunk #chronic pain #physically disabled #ableism #my ramblings

[roberrtphilip]

Robert hesitantly leans forward. Summoning all the long dormant faith and hope and love inside him, he tenderly, gently, presses his lips to Giselle's. Almost instantly, the flush of life rushes back to her cheeks. Slowly, Giselle opens her eyes, and looks up at the face of the one man who adores her more than any other. Her one true love.

#robert philip #giselle philip #enchanted #disneyedit #enchantededit #robselle #robert x giselle #patrick dempsey #amy adams #rucksack* #flashing // #for my last rewatch i tried to time it perfectly so he'd kiss her at midnight irl but i missed it by like 30 seconds #bc my dvd had like fifty copyright warnings plus a stupid fast play thing i wasn't expecting #god i was so pissed

[super-nova5045]

IM CRYING LMAOOOO

my friend has a family friend who went to primary school with finn wolfhard and apparently he was invited to finn wolfhard’s birthday in 2nd grade and this poor family friend didn’t know how to sign birthday cards and signed it “love from JJ” and finn wolfhard called him gay 💀💀💀 IM ACTUALLY LOSING IT 

#imagine being called gay by SECOND GRADE FINN WOLFHARD #finn wolfhard #mike wheeler #stranger things #byler #richie tozier #reddie #IT 2019 #IT 2017 #boris pavlikovsky #boreo #the goldfinch #miles fairchild #the turning #LIKE HE PLAYS FIFTY GAY CHARACTERS 💀💀💀 BRO JINX HIMSELF

[jade-of-mourning]

sorry sometimes i think about mako and my heart hurts so much. this kid raised himself and his brother on the streets in homelessness and utter poverty from eight through fifteen, promptly after seeing the violent death of his mother and father. he turned to the triple threats because they couldn't survive as a pair of wretched kids without any adult support, and the environment forced him to turn into the exact character that killed his parents in a terrible twist of irony. and after sheer-fucking-luck hits and they aren't homeless anymore, their livelihood wavers on the outcome of what's a literally game to everyone but them; and after things are finally starting to look up and their team is going places and things just might be okay, his gradually stabilizing world unceremoniously expands and everything goes to shit.

and the city that chewed him up and spat him back out, ruined him as a child and took away his ability to stay afloat in a true sense of normalcy as an adult — when it's on the verge of destruction and falling to pieces before his eyes, he gives himself to save it with the full expectation to die. he went from the kid who didn't and couldn't care about anything outside of himself and his brother, to finding redemption for his younger self in his police work despite its injustice against him, to willingly sacrificing himself to a world that had never loved him.

he's a desperate people pleaser, socially and emotionally stunted for the adult he had to be as a kid, unable to navigate interpersonal relationships easily yet still trying his damned hardest. he's intensely and entirely devoted to the things that matter to him and for so long it was only him, bolin, and ensuring their survival — yet by the end, that devotion has expanded to protecting the rest of the world. he starts out entirely self-reliant and ends in trusting the people he cares about to know their own needs, to be able to take care of themselves, to be okay without him despite having spent so much of his life defined by his role in others' well-being.

just. what the fuck i'm such a big fan of this fictional guy and i'm unashamed about it at this point. also let him cry please (if you won't i'll do it i'll let him cry)

#lychee's brain trash #mako lok #mako tlok #sorry for the shitpost i don't do a lot of those i realize #how tf did this guy not had a massive break down in canon at any point #nd like;; he never shows resentment for the unfairness of it all #he doesn't ever use his past to excuse any of his choices/actions that are influenced by it #which is pretty intrinsically linked to his relationship fumbles #he just quietly holds himself accountable and probably mildly despises himself haha #as much as i don't care for the love triangle it really does make complete sense in accordance to his backstory #anyway this is just a roundabout way of me expressing my salt at people writing him off as a malicious asshole lol #i literally cannot articulate the intense complex things his conjured up existence makes me feel #this does not even scratch the surface there is SO MUCH #i need to actually write the fifty fics that exist to my brain otherwise all these thoughts will never see the sun #trust that one day the avatar!mako au will emerge from my drafts;;; #and. you know. that one shot i've had in wip for the past 2.5 years #and the four other oneshots that will probably never be converted into actual words

[bridoesotherjunk]

eddie and venom playing videogames together would be so funny, i think

like i imagine if they play something like the Sims, Eddie is doing your typical "Make the sim as ugly as possible because it's funny" bit. just hideously weird looking with bright pink skin and pieces of the face clipping through each other because he's stretched it so much. he names them Shit Fart.

meanwhile Venom would be working so hard to make as close to a replica of Eddie as possible. Venom has downloaded twenty five mods to allow for larger lips and more tattoos. Venom's got so much custom content in the game to give Sim Eddie the best outfits. Venom buys Sim Eddie the nicest things in the game. Eddie's house is perfect.

Eddie sets his own sim on fire.

#symbrock #venom #sony #marvel #veddie #eddie brock #venom would be so focused on making another eddie #and eddie would just be doing typical sims player things #Venom DOES like the 100 baby challenge once eddie mentions it #eddie falls asleep while venom is playing one night and then wakes up to find Venom got his sim pregnant fifty times in eight hours

[kaoinim]

the blonde doll smiling behind us

says one day, you'll be just like us

#my art #lisa wilbourn #tattletale #worm #parahumans #the instant i post this i know im gonna see like fifty things i wanna fix but fuck it

[jensensitive]

oh this is so

#sometimes you just hear people say things #i Love that we've heard the story fifty times about how misha's cas voice fucks with the mics #and not a single time has anyone ever said how they discovered this #lmao #lmfao even #you know who it was #we all know who it was #look into your heart you know who it was #spntan #todd aronauer #timestamp was 32 min i think #cockles #2009

[iiicarus0]

i cannot BELIEVE that the first honest to god gameover i got in this game came from failing to correctly use chaincutters TWICE and then just looking at a communist symbol on the wall

however the mental image of this horrible broken-down man somehow failing to open a door once, then again with more frustration, then happening to glance over at a white pentacle on the wall and immediately collapsing to the ground screaming is perhaps the most harry du bois experience i've had while playing

#disco elysium #discoposting #IT WASNT EVEN A LOW CHANCE ON THE CHAINCUTTERS THING EITHER IT WAS A FIFTY SOMETHING PERCENT ROLL #love did him in but communism QUITE LITERALLY killed him

[atthebell]

i just think it's incredibly obnoxious when people decide to posture whenever this stuff happens and be like well OBVIOUSLY i'm not going to support this project anymore and it's like okay well first of all it's been like a few hours give like anyone time to think about this and take any kind of action and second of all literally no one asked you i don't know why people think they're the center of the universe when this shit happens. i personally do not care about you, random tumblr user, and how involved you're going to stay in the fandom, and i know in four days you'll be posting about the characters again anyway. why does this happen every single time

#bell.txt #discourse #like fifty billion posts on my dash like this y'all. can anyone ever have time to let things actually happen & get discussed & responded to