#it's 4:38 am for me rn -w-

[lavenderrosu]

💌

You're such a fun, cool, and funny friend a skeleton can ever ask for :]! Your art is always gorgeous, and your personality is so beautiful and addicting to be around! You are definitely one to be cherish :)

#ramblings #mutuals #i do apologize if this feels lackluster or if that im just repeating everything #it's 4:38 am for me rn -w- #but just know that i truly do love and appreciate you with all that my heart can give #ask me anything

[ineffeblygay]

Ok ok I AM CALM

I’m SO CALM

so calm

TOTALLY NOT PANICKING OVER THE SHADOW AND BONE SEASON 2 TRAILER

________________________________________

We shall address this in the order of the trailer so I don’t loose my shit which means I’ll be rewatching the trailer for the.. 8th? time to make this post. I’d put time stamps but I’m so tired- so so tired.

1. (Possible?) crow forecast; most likely just horror forecast. Birds flying away = run bitch. they’re running (well, flying), you should too.

2. Alina getting fucking eaten by the fold??? Prolly Kirigan snatching her for a lil chat, not 100% true to cannon but close enough

3. THAT DAMNED NICHEVO’YA- APPLAUD THE SPECIAL EFFECTS DUDE RN

4. Fuck you darkling.

5. NIKOLAIIIII MY LOVEEEE

6. Ew again. Fuck off Alekzander

7. Kazzle Dazzle :3 why do you know about this- you’re not supposed to know about ANY OF THIS. Leigh is deviating from cannon SO MUCH and it’s scarring me.

8. Happy birthday, Nikolai…

9. MY LESBIANSSSSS <333 & ofc, Alina SLAYS. If my suspicions are correct, she’s testing the mirror things (upon further research and rewatching, she’s doing smth cooler: she’s practicing the cut on dummies!!)

10. STURMMMMMHONDDDDD MWAH MWAH MWAH

11. Heyyy Tolya, ilyyyy + Alina’s outfit 🤌🏻🤌🏻

12. Flashback to ssn 1?? Mksies I seeeee

13. BAGHRA!!!! Wise as ever. You look lovely.. those eyes, still… intact

14. LANTSOV EMERALDDD

15. THE HUMMINGBIRD & VOLKVONY

16. ALINA’S LIGHT SHEILD

17. David & Genya <3 my loves. Chap. 20 of ROW = NEVER HAPPENED

18. More sturmhond bc there is no limit to greatness

19. Ketterdam?? But it seems too clean?? And mountains in the distance? Many domes.. what is this place, I wonder

20. MY BABIESSSSSS <3 INEJ KAZ AND JES. Reinforces the ‘that was Kerch’ theory but idk, it seemed too clean. Also- where do aditi and colm come into play bc aditi was casted and colm prolly was to soooo

21. KICK THAT ASS KAZ

22. Kaz meets Tolya?? #wtf

23. KNIFE WIFE

24. Jesper i love you- why did they change your gun clip D: it used to go flash flash, now it don’t :(

25. “Well if you die then we don’t get paid” has got to be the Kaziest thing in the history of kaz-

26. Alina rlly said ‘shine bright’ and meant it

27. FUCK. YOU. KIRIGIN.

28. YEAHHHHH GO ALINA

29. CHAPEL SCENE BUT TWISTED?? WHY IN GODS GOOD NAME ARE THE CROWS HERE? WHY IS NIKOLAI HERE? WHERE’S MAL? I’m not Mal Stan #1 but HE’S LITERALLY A HUGE PART OF THIS SCENE!! AND IF KAZ, JES AND WYLAN ARE HERE, WHERE TF IS INEJ? IF NIKOLAI IS HERE, WHERE’S ZOYA? WHAT THE FUCK

30. WYLAN!! mwah :3 I love this bc it’s beautiful but wtf does it mean. Why is there a blue butterfly- why is there a hole in the wall? WHAT THE FUCK

31. GENYA NOOOOOOO MY LOVE

32. My big brooding yellow tulip :c

33. MY LITTLE RED BIRD

34. TUSSLE??

35. TOO CLEAN TO BE HELLGATE BEING BOMBED SO WTF IS GOING ON?? Wylan, was that you??

36. AYO- we at war and y’all are tangled in sheets?? Who are these tongue tied (literally) personas

37. DARKLING GRISHA V. ALINA GRISHA

38. ADRIK AND NADIA (first seen in chapel I think? Now being seen AGAIN)

39. Whatcu doing Kirigin

40. “Are you willing to sacrifice that which is most precious to you” says the darkling as it pans over to malina whilst we’re supposedly going to do the ruin and rising plot 👀

41. TAMARRRRRR

42. WYLAN, YES!! FUCK YES. kaz in the background asf 🧍🏻‍♂️

43. INEJ BESTIE WHO ARE U TUSSLING W??

44. NIKOLAI NO

45. FUCK I REALLY HOPE THIS ISNT WHAT I THINK IT IS

46. Oh thank god it’s not- he’s fighting in the background-

47. JESPERR

48. EHEM- why are my wives in the place the fold was created? I recognize those gargoyles and that sand can only mean one thing

49. Mal- why are we brawlin AGAIN

50. KAZ NO- fuck. This is why we have a jordie casting, eh?

51. A searing burst of light asf

52. BEAT HIS ASS ALINA

#shadow and bone #seige and storm #ruin and rising #six of crows #crooked kingdom #rule of wolves #king of scars #shadow and bone netflix #shadow and bone show #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone ssn 2 #a friend told me to ‘scream into the void of tumbler’ so this is what I’m doing.

[leejihoonownsmyheart]

🫨 anon if u see this we can cry together when we see that theres no brie updates😭 and pls i am not getting enougb sleep somehow im sleeping less

'#SHUA STANS ARE EITHER COMPLETELY VANILLA OR ABSOLUTE FREAKS' i think its racist to judge me based on my man💔

OKAY BUT NO PLEASE HEAR ME OUT IM NOT KINKY LIKE THE ONLY REASON WHY I READ PATHETIC OR UR FANFICS IS BECAUSE THEYRE WELL WRITTEN BUT IM NOT KINKY

like the jeonghan fanfic u made recently w anal i literally acted like it wasnt anal while reading it bc i hate anal IM NOT KINKY I JS LIKE UR FANFICS BECAUSE YOURE GOOD AT WRITING

taking bdsm quiz while writing this bc i need to prove im not kinky

94% Switch 91% Brat 75% Submissive 71% Dominant 70% Masochist 65% Experimentalist 59% Degradee 50% Vanilla 49% Degrader 47% Brat tamer 38% Sadist 36% Master/Mistress (me personally i dont like this) 35% Slave 35% Primal (Prey) 26% Primal (Hunter) 25% Owner 18% Rigger (me personally i dont like this) 9% Pet 8% Daddy/Mommy (me personally i dont like this) 8% Rope bunny (me personally i dont like this)

i didnt paste the ones i got 0 on but i dont think these are kinky 😭 im gna make irl A do this test bc i have to prove shes kinky

okay but me personally i hate the terms daddy/mommy n the master/mistress shit i js hate it AND I HATE I MEAN HATE PET SHIT LIKE PLS IDK HOW THATS EVEN ON THERE and lowk i dont like bondage so rigger and rope bunny gotta be a nono for me

`#EXPERIMENTALISM = EVENTUAL KINKY BASTARD` TRUST ME ITS ONLY BC IM OKAY W TRYING THINGS BUT I USUALLY HATE THEM AND WONT DO IT AGAIN

PLS ALSO I HAD TO EXPLAIN MY RESULTS TO MY IRL😭 shes a little slow okay so i had to explain all of them but shes taking the test rn so ill write her results down here too pls shes taking so long so this ask is taking a lot longer than it should😭 she did the longer ver and i did the short one but here it finally is

95% Submissive 76% Masochist 71% Vanilla 66% Brat 56% Rope bunny 55% Boy/Girl 51% Experimentalist 44% Primal (Prey) 27% Slave 26% Master/Mistress 24% Degradee 19% Switch 19% Pet 14% Sadist 12% Rigger 10% Degrader 8% Dominant 7% Owner 6% Daddy/Mommy 4% Primal (Hunter) 2% Ageplayer she says that she thinks masochist should be lower, shes def not an experimentalist (i think she lowk is tho) and shes 100% not ageplayer, pet, rigger, or rope bunny and i can stand w her on that bc ik fs shes none of those 4

BUT LOWK IM DEF LESS KINKIER THAN HER SO 🔥🔥

- 🤤 anon pls this ask actually took an hour to do sincde i had to take the test then wait for my irl to do the test😭

I'm glad that at the very least... You two have each other :) AND PLEASE HOW ARE YOU SLEEPING LESS!!

Call me racist for judging you based on your man and I will wear that badge with pride. I will 100% of the time judge someone based on their bias IM SORRY BUT IF THE SHOE FITS-

UH HUH OKAY SUREEEE.... I will give you the anal thing too, I used to watch hella hentai with anal and I just smiled and pretended that wasn't what it was.... So.... I get it actually BUT I STILL THINK YOU ARE KINKY

There's something that should be studied about brats... Like... There's something about wanting to defy your partner for fun... There's SOMETHING THERE AND YOU AT 91% BRAT.... I gotta say. I GOTTA SAY these days I'm thinking about bdsm charts as if they're natal charts... what's wrong with me...

SOME PARTS OF THE TEST I FEEL DON'T WORK SUPER WELL BECAUSE OKAY YES HELLO makemegetonmykneesputmeinacollarandmakemebarkandcrawl BUT I don't want to eat food out of a bowl on the floor... uh yeah i stand by that

ILL BE CHECKING BACK WITH YOU ON THIS KINKY THING IN A FEW YEARS BECAUSE WHILE THIS WON'T BE EVERYONE'S EXPERIENCE MY BFF IN HIGH SCHOOL WENT FROM VANILLA ASS RESULTS TO FULL KINKY BASTARD AFTER HER FIRST BOYFRIEND...

What I think is funniest about you telling me your results is that you FULL BLASTED YOUR FRIENDS RESULTS TO ME AND THANK YOU FOR DOING SO I FEEL LIKE I AM ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS AND WE ARE AT A SLEEPOVER AND WE'RE SHOWING TEST RESULTS HAHA

and you know what, people often judge bdsm test results by the amount of green, yellow, and red, so like people tend to see like three green thinks and everything else is yellow and red and think that person is less kinky and lowkey.... those low percentages from your friend.... kinda seeming like you are the most kinky one IM SORRY TO SAY IT.

#b: 🤤 anon #IM SO SORRY THAT IT TOOK YOU AN HOUR BUT WHEN I SAY IT WAS WORTH IT FOR ME #IT WAS WORTH IT FOR ME

[sylvieeee5]

It’s time.

Good morning everyone!

I’m writing this liveblog at 3 am- I know, I know, but I couldn’t sleep! Too many thoughts… head full……

But hey, you get to enjoy my incoherent blubbering at full effect :)

Episode 8: Big Day Today. I can’t believe it’s here already. The big finale of season one! Lots of stuff to wrap up this episode, and some major things to be revealed…

It’s currently too dark to get a picture of my feline companion, so here’s one from last week in which he attempts to Steal Bread

Alright guys. Let’s do this.

!Warning!! Bad jokes, excessive sobbing, and MAJOR BOOK/SHOW SPOILERS AHEAD!

the THUMBNAIL

CONSTANCEEEEEE

wait, am i going to have to change my blog header now?

hhhhhh no we’re not thinking about that rn episode time-

0:06

Recap! And we go allllll the way back to episode one with Mr. Benedict’s explanation of his narcolepsy... HMMMMMMMMM

0:14

MILLIGAN

1:02

dangit

rip dirigible :(

1:12

DR. GARRISON MY BELOVED

1:31

translation: be my scapegoat

1:58

SHE

2:10

MARTINA

nononononnononononnononnononoonon

2:32

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2:35

theme song,,, 

3:16

i’m already sobbing

3:40

I LOVE HER

4:01

ma’am... where did you get hydrochloric acid... this is a wendy’s...

4:06

that’s ominous and terrifying thanks

4:14

CONSTANCE NO

4:24

👀 👀 👀

4:32

have i mentioned recently how much i love reynie

❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

4:48

OOOOOOOOOOH

4:53

he looks so offended stsitjgbdkchhodgwihffg

4:59

MA’AM

5:08

f

5:18

MILLIGANNNNN

5:24

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

HELLO????????????????

5:33

his family,,,

5:35

5:43

him,,,

5:53

oh! …this guy!

5:56

hdpydyoyoyxhvjvgtstihhc

6:25

MARTINA

she did rat out kate… but still…

7:11

she’s actually getting the acid

7:19

7:26

7:30

NO-

7:32

NO

7:37

awww

but also please don’t give the small child acid???

7:43

NYYOPE

7:51

constance!!! help her!!!!!!

8:15

:(

8:21

oof

8:26

one entity… one FAMILY

8:56

gorp

9:15

great job guys, very creepy :)

roll credits

9:19

HEHKHGITSITDYIEEICOHHETIL I LOVE THEM

9:26

my boyyyyy

9:36

THEY CAUGHT HER

this scene is going to kill me i can already tell

9:44

OOOOOOOOOOOH

9:54

you disrespect me... you disrespect my family...

10:21

hhhhhhhh

10:32

w

why do you have those

where did you get them

what

10:55

this was an excuse to show off his magic act

11:21

WHAT WAS MARTINA GOING TO SAY??

11:31

limes

11:48

12:12

NO

12:33

she didn’t even applaud smh rude

man just wanted to show her his act to get into the circus

12:46

i am very uncomfortable with the energy that we’ve created in the studio today

12:54

MILLIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13:05

hhhhhhhhhh

on a separate note how is this man so tall-

13:23

Well, he does hang out with Mr. Benedict...

13:33

can’t get much clearer than that!

13:53

14:40

14:51

elephants

14:53

i’ve heard of them

15:32

he’s like

a full head shorter than this man

what

15:36

curtain: dr garrison could you bring me my stool please, i’m trying to be intimidating

15:40

OH SHOOT

THERE IT IS

15:49

he was a chemist??

16:02

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

16:10

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

16:20

KATE!!!!!!!

constance... milligan... martina... SOMEONE PLEASE

16:33

NEVERMIND YA GIRL DOESN’T NEED RESCUING

KATEEEEEE

16:46

okay maybe she needs a little rescuing

17:05

17:21

17:31

constance???

17:35

CONSTANCEEEEEEEEEEE

17:42

DSDUAKYWASUZDJWAYSJZASUYDHNBUYAS

I AGREE

17:44

SOBBING

17:46

them,,,

17:55

17:58

FRAME THIS IMAGE AND PUT IT ON MY WALL

18:36

NUMBER TWOOOOO

19:34

THE PERUMALS

20:25

my boyyyyyyyyy

21:07

YOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM SO HYPED

this is my FAVORITE scene from the book

22:04

👀 👀 👀

22:22

AAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE IT

kateeeeeee

22:31

i despise you

22:34

REYNIE

22:36

CONSTANCE

23:10

DDSIIKDHAIUKJSZMWAIDSJZXMWDYASHQYWIDASHZKJQEAEJZMWS

REYNIE

23:21

BABY BOYYYYY

keep trying maybe one of them will stick

23:38

awwwww

sticky being a supportive friend

24:11

reynieeeeee

24:46

that’s... not how it works,,,

NARCOLEPSY CONFIRMED THOUGH 

25:01

is dr. garrison still here

just... watching

25:28

25:36

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

26:20

THEM,,,,,,,,

26:37

martina... come on...

26:39

OR MILLIGAN ALRIGHT YEAH 

27:10

“I want this for you”

>:(

27:16

HE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE HIS BROTHER

but it’s all manipulation...

27:46

27:57

28:12

control.

that’s what it’s all about.

28:23

OOOOOOOOOOOH

I LOVE THIS

28:52

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

29:15 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

29:35

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TEAMWORK

29:48

MARTINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

29:55

my girlfriend

30:05

YEAH

30:30

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!

KATIE CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it took all i have in me not to scream out loud it’s still extremely early sabksjkjzxnskjznxskjzxskjzmsjzkxm

i have the biggest smile on my face

31:31

HELL YEAH IT WAS

CONSTANCE!!!!!!!!

32:32

IT’S RHYMING

33:15

YOU CAN HEAR ME

34:20

CONSTANCE CONTRAIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

34:36

Hugs!!!!!

35:15

everything is working out! i’m so glad they saved the day-

*20 minutes left*

*still no benedict-curtain confrontation*

,,,,,,,,,,

uh oh

36:00

for the reckoning

36:58

you can tell they have years of emotions they’re both experiencing right now.

props to tony hale... man.

37:12

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE ARE PAST FORESHADOWING BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE SHADOWING!!!!!!!!!!!

I DIDN’T EXPECT THEM TO COME OUT AND SAY IT

SCREAMING

38:09

nathaniel,,,

40:03

oof

I know I’ve stayed quiet for most of this scene, it’s just... so good.

40:06

hhh

41:13

!!!!!!!!!

41:17

hdauzsuakjdzadiuskjziasj

41:23

SHE’S SO PRETTYYYYYYY

41:35

MADGE!!

42:06

oh boy time to cry

42:36

hfsdfnfdsiukjesukjdusjddj

42:45

ooooooooooh

43:32

It was you.

43:40

I am bawling

44:02

tears.

44:25

44:50

YES

45:20

45:57

:,)

46:23

HHHHHHHHH

46:37

47:27

sisters,,,,

47:59

SQ!!!!!!

48:09

oof

48:13

man’s got too much baggage for you to carry, dude

48:23

DR. GARRISON MY BELOVED

48:35

SEQUEL HOOK??????

48:54

“A map to my therapist’s office? Yes. She’s great, I think you’ll like her. And with all due respect, sir, you’ve got some issues.”

49:17

cool ship

49:25

NO WAY ON A CLIFFHANGER????? THE FINALE ENDS ON A CLIFFHANGER?????

DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS????

it’s not a confirmation... but i’m one to celebrate prematurely.

SEASON 2!!!!!!!!!!

Wow. That was... almost everything I ever wanted.

I can’t rate that finale in numbers.  I can, however, rate it in images:

Wow. I can’t believe it’s really over...

This has certainly been a ride.

When my fourth grade teacher started reading us a book called The Mysterious Benedict Society, I was instantly enthralled. I doubt anyone expected that the house of mouse themselves would get their hands on it years later and create something like this! I certainly had no idea that this series would introduce me to so many wonderful people.

Seriously, thank you all so much for coming on this journey with me. And as for the future... Let’s just live in this moment for as long as we can, shall we?

❤️

oh, and to all of you who stayed up until 3 am to watch the new episodes:

may our sleep schedules recover  ❤️

#mysterious benedict society #the mysterious benedict society #mbs disney #mbs #mbs disney spoilers #mbs spoilers #mbs liveblog #sylv liveblogs #mbs s1e8 #episodes WITH my favorite character: 5/8!! #see you all soon :)

[foryouthegays]

mcyters as Technoblade quotes only i only watch dream smp and joehills and grian so its very limited in terms of mcyters and also im listening to blitz on repeat

also these are all from my blog ‘technosays’ :) except for the first one thats because im watchin that vod rn

Dream: I just do daily uploads, and all of them are milestone videos (1:36:45 saving minecraft monday w/ DanTDM)

Tommy: you think I was born yesterday? It was actually last week, thank you very much. (9:50 abusing the new OP skywars perk)

Grian: I’ve got a plan. It’s not gonna work at all, but it’s gonna be hilarious. (38:30 hypixel battle royale (alpha testing))

....Joehills? i think this has joe energy: I have mastered many things, and by mastered I mean dabbled in. (1:06:35 anarchist plays on dream smp)

also joe: I'm not too good for iron, I'm exactly mediocre enough for iron. (8:54 minecraft VR is terrifying)

ok look i know blitz was made by techno but “blitz” - parody of “blank space” (has swearing): If Taylor Swift wants my ad revenue, she’s gonna have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands. (0:15 so my channel got a community guideline strike (FIXED))

literally any redstone farm person: Look, look dude, you gotta believe me, I’m a good person, ok? I didn’t even kill those pigs, my slaves did. (4:30 The fastest man in skyblock)

who was the guy who waited like a million hours for the button game in hc? doc?: Rank number 1 isn’t an achievement, it’s a prison, which forces you to dedicate your life to defending a temporary title. But now, with the war finally over, I’m free. (19:50 Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE))

....zedaph?: You know, we could fix global warming if we blew up the sun. Globe would cool right off. Just an idea. Consider it. (13:50 beating minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel)

wait i know this is literally about tommy but tommy: Tommy's sittin’ here like, 'lets start ranking womenon a 1 to 10 scale (1:06:20 200+ CREATOR HUNGER GAMES TOURNAMENT (FOR THE ORPHANS) ft. Calvin & xNestorio)

philza if he hadn’t died to a baby zombie: God, that toddler is gettin' destroyed, they just curb-stomped that baby! (21:55 I Made a 100 Player Laboratory in Minecraft)

...sapnap? niki w/ the lmantree?: I am ready, to burn the world down. It’s time for some arson. (2:44:10 SO MANY YOUTUBERS (Minecraft Story Mode: Season 1 Episodes 5-6))

mumbos door videos: I’ve never met a door I couldn’t handle, it’s my superpower.  (2:30:20 SO MANY YOUTUBERS (Minecraft Story Mode: Season 1 Episodes 5-6))

cleos head games: Maybe the real treasure was the people we killed along the way. (1:29:50 SO MANY YOUTUBERS (Minecraft Story Mode: Season 1 Episodes 5-6))

hermitcraft s6 about poultry man?: How are the chickens better murderers than we are. They don't even have weapons! (46:25 it's time for GENOCIDE (Minecraft Storymode Season 1 Episode 1))

#im so tired lmao

[tick-tick-moo]

what if i asked you all of them for the ask game 😆😆

Is that a challenge????

(I got rid of some I didn't want to answer/didn't have answers for, btw)

1. What is your middle name?- Rather interesting 2. How old are you?- I lost count after the 8th century 3. What is your birthday?- July! 4. What is your zodiac sign?- I dunno, I think it's Gemini 😂 5. What is your favorite color?- Blue and purple, I will not be taking suggestions. 6. What’s your lucky number?- 2, the one constant in my life😁 7. Do you have any pets?- Yep! I'm a dog person 8. Where are you from?- Earth, not sure which one, though 9. How tall are you?- 5ft 11in, I think? 12. What was your last dream about?- Hmm I think it had something to do with zombies and rings and hmm. A blonde lady. i dunno, it wasn't pleasant😆 13. What talents do you have?- I can draw ONE good portrait every couple months. Hmm and I'm a fast reader and good at retaining info after hearing/reading it once? If that counts? 14. Are you psychic in any way?- Nope, although my brainwaves do align with people I am close to! 15. Favorite song?- CAN'T CHOOSE 16. Favorite movie?- CAN'T CHOOSE 17. Who would be your ideal partner?- Hmm I'm not sure yet. Gotta figure out the ideal me first😁 18. Do you want children?- I do! 20. Are you religious?- I am! 21. Have you ever been to the hospital?- Yep! A few times, although the first was when I was born. 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?- Nope! 😇 25. What color socks are you wearing?- Black and white cow print ones 😆 26. Have you ever been famous?- Nope! 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?- I dream of it often but I think it would depend on when and why. 28. What type of music do you like?- Most types, although I like songs w/ good lyrics more than songs w/ good music(although both are preferred lol). I listen to alt. indie, musical theatre, some hip-hop, pop, and hmm just random things I like, I guess. 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 36. Favorite clean word?- MOO(verb) 37. Favorite swear word?- MOO(adj.) 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?- I think 22 hours. 39. Do you have any scars?- A couple. One on my knee, three smaller ones on my hands and a recovering ankle that I think is gonna leave a few scars. 41. Are you a good liar?- I like to think so 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?- I can do a horrible Scottish accent 44. Do you have a strong accent?- Probably to somebody out there. To others, I don't have an accent at all. 48. Can you curl your tongue?- *curls my tongue* Yepsh I cawn 50. Left or right handed?- Right! 51. Are you scared of spiders?- Not really, spiders aren't that bad. 54. Are you a clean or messy person?- *glances around my room* GUESS 55. Most used phrase?- Hmm "Less goooo!!!!" 56. Most used word?- "Huh?" 57. How long does it take for you to get ready?- For work things? About 15 min. For literally anything else? 5-60 min XD 58. Do you have much of an ego?- Sadly, yes. Something I've noticed. I gotta snap myself out of it sometimes XD 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?- Both? 60. Do you talk to yourself?- Yes. All the time. The best part about this pandemic is that no one can see me muttering to myself under my mask 61. Do you sing to yourself?- Also yes! Same answer as the above. 62. Are you a good singer?- We'll find out in about a week 66. Do you like long or short hair?- Both! I like my long hair for Winter and Autumn and short hair for Spring and Summer. I haven't cut it in about two years though so it's really long now. 67. Can you name all 50 states of America?- I can name, like, 20 off the top of my head and probably all of them if I had some time and a blank map. 74. Are you ticklish?- YEPPPP 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?- Not officially, but I have had humans who I could boss around. 79. Who was your first real crush?- My best friend(yeah it worked out great lol) 80. How many piercings do you have?- Two! One for ea/ ear(although I do wanna poke another couple holes in my ears) 81. Can you roll your Rs?- RRRRR SI 84. What color is your hair?- Dark brown! 87. Do you keep a journal?- What do you call this blog?(but also yes, but it is rarely updated) 89. Do you like your

age?- I'd like to be either a little older or a little younger, but I think I'm in a good spot rn. 90. What makes you angry?- Lots of things. Disrespect, ignorance, waiting room music, injustice, violation of rights. The basics that should be erased from this world. 91. Do you like your own name?- Yerp! 96. How did you get your name?- WELL one day I was like "milk and cookies go well together so why not say cows and cookies" and then I started drawing cows on my work papers. So, when I created an AO3 account I was like "ooh I should use this cow as a profile pic." At one point, an author I like replied to my comment and addressed me as Moo and I was like????? Moo??? That's so perfect! And now I tell people to call me Moo because MOOO 97. Were your ancestors royalty?- I don't think so. I had one ancestor that was part of a communist regime, though! 99. Color of your bedspread?- Blue and grey 100. Color of your room?- Green

#asks #ask games #this took forever lol

[snickiebear]

yo nadia <3333 i'm bored in my online classes and u reblogged the questions thingy at the right time lmao, so get ready: 1, 4, 5, 9, 10, 17, 23, 24, 28, 30!!!, 34, 38, 39, 40 (the intimacy of being understood) (imma stop here lol) (also i'm sorry u're not feeling well, ily and hope u'll feel better soon!! <33333)

ELE ILY. (and thank you, i’m stayin home today cause,,, yeah. i appreciate you sm.) you’re the literal best, i adore you. 

1. How long ago did you start reading fanfiction? Writing fanfiction?

The first fanfiction i read was for The Lunar Chronicles when I was like 11?? and it was 100% on accident and it scarred me because it was a hardcore porn one with a period kink and i was like WHAT IS THIS??? OH MY GOD???? LMAOOOOO i didn’t pick it back up until i was 13-14 and really got into the Fairy Tail fandom. I still reread my favorites on ff.net cause i love them. 

As for writing, I wrote a horrible, terrible x-men fanfiction when I was twelve. (my friend still brings it up and REFUSES to delete it so it still gets comments and views, that shit HAUNTS ME ELE.) then tried again for Fairy Tail, posted like two chapters before taking it down cause i wasn’t really feeling it. And then I posted The Intimacy Of Being Understood and here we are. 

4. Link your three favorite fics right now.

OMGG okok 

@murd3rm1ttens ‘s The Problem How Time Works IF YOU HAVENT READ THIS YOU GUYS NEED TO HOP ON IT ASAP. MITTEN’S WRITING SO SO SO SO GOOD. SAKURA AND INO ARE TOTAL BADASSES. KAKASHI IS A SIMPPPP. ITS SO FUCKING GOOD. 

@mouseymightymarvellous ‘s We Were Screaming In Color (Only A Possibility) yes, yes I KNOW. i always point into mousey’s direction but i WILL always advocate that everyone reads her fics, they’re literally so beautiful???? i just happen to be rereading WWSIN rn 

@safelycapricious ‘s Shaking Up And Breaking Down series. I found this like?? idfk but i’ve been raving about it ever since. ALSO CHECK OUT THEIR FICS IN GENERAL. 

fuck i have more than three but also check out @ambivalens999 ‘s Masks

i do wanna make a fic rec thing where i just rav about my favs,,, might do that later or sum

5. What are your fanfic pet peeves? Do they have a huge effect on whether or not you decide to read something?

Omniscient third person. I don’t like it. Like I can understand that it can be a little hard to stay in one person’s perspective but, in my opinion, if you can, it shows how disciplined you are as a writer. Plus, i just get so confused when I go from A’s thoughts to suddenly what B is thinking about A. 

When writers use ‘ ‘ instead of “ “. When writers put thoughts in ‘ ‘ instead of just italicizing them. It’s small things but like they just bother me sO MUCH. most of the time i can ignore it and try to enjoy but other times i just dip. 

9. Tag 3 fic writers you think are underrated/unknown in the fandom/fanfiction community.

@espoir-et-reves !!!!! THEIR SHISAKU FICS ARE SO SO SO SO SO GOOD. And they have a warring states one going on THAT I AM SO OBSESSED WITH. 

@writer168 idk if they’re really “underrated” but THEY HAVE SUCH GREAT FICS ON AO3. Like theres an AU with sakura, kiba, and shino that i reread constantly because it just. is. so. fucking. GOOD. and they posted a new one that i’m YELLING about. 

@eggtoasties okay they only have 2 in the naruto fandom (one shisaku which is still ongoing) BUT THEIR WRITING STYLE IS SO NICE?? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. I still go back and reread their shikasaku one cause UGH i can’t get enough. I love it. 

10. What’s your favorite fandom, pairing, or character to read fic for?

Fandoms: Naruto, Soul Eater, The Old Guard, ATLA

Parings: KakaSaku/ShikaSaku/ShiSaku/MultiSaku, SoMa, Joe X Nicky, Zukka

Character: SAKURA. I will read anything with Sakura as the main character and her being a fuckin badass or becoming a badass. I love her.

17. How obsessively do you sit and stare at your fic after you’ve just posted and wait for feedback?

aha.. haha.. well. I check my email like three times an hour. its the first thing i check in the mornings too. I’m literally a whore for praise and literally eat up feedback like its going out of style. I also reread a lot of my stuff because i make so many mistakes and spelling errors, or the spacing is weird oR SOMETHING. plus, literally any and all comments make my day, i go back and reread them cause they just make me feel so tingly and warm like “wow. this person enjoyed the fic/my writing enough to tell me. thats HUGE!”

23. What’s your absolute favorite trope to write?

Angry, feral, bloodied, morally gray women. They aren’t bad guys, they’re probably the good guy, but that doesn’t mean they cant be fucking raging at the world with raw knuckles and blood on their teeth. I just love an angry woman who struggles with her emotions and just has so much inner conflict but that doesn’t take away from her character or badassery, it adds to it. 

24. What’s a trope that you’d like to never hear about as long as you live, let alone write?

The fake dating or miscommunication troupe. LIKE GUYS JUST TALK. AND TELL EACH OTHER OMFG. the entire like obliviousness of “nah they dont like me” while the They holds their hand and kisses their cheek. MOFO WHAT. it makes me so impatient and like mad HAAHHAHA. its probably because i’m a pretty confrontational person so seeing stuff like that just “cmon bro, USE YO HEAD.”

28. How do you deal with writing pressure (ie: pressure to update, negative comments, deadlines, etc)?

I have yet to receive a negative comment! Which i was really surprised about tbh. As for deadlines or pressure to update, i just kind of do whatever. I do set goals, but i set them flexible enough that hey, if i can’t do it, that’s okay. 

I have a lot of mini goals, like “i want to write this chapter and get it done this week” and then the large goal is “FINISH BY END OF MAY” so i have time. 

Actually, now that I think on it, the entire pressure to update thing is probably why i’m waiting until I have all of OL&W written to post it weekly,, cause well. I wouldn’t wanna leave you guys waiting as I tried to write and work out the next chapters and stuff, you know?

30. Post a snippet from your current WIP without context - no more than 300 words.

AAAAAA YOU KNOW I LOVE THESE AHAHAHAH

Have you seen the way the dead dance, World Breaker? They roar, half mad and starving. Do you not wish, do you not hope to see them twist and bend and dance to your will?

Shikamaru snarls, looking behind his shoulders to where his Shadows lay. “Patience.” He spits. “Is of the essence, Things of Ancient. Know your place as the dark you are.”

34. How much of yourself and your life experiences do you put into your writing? What do you think your readers’ image of you is?

None of my experiences match up to anything I write tbh,,, probably the only thing that is me in my writing is maybe the emotional turmoil? I’m pretty emotionally and mentally mature because from a pretty young age i started forming my own opinions, started looking into the world around us and being like “dude what the fuck this is not what disney advertised”. Then i started talking (read: arguing and debating) with my dad about a lot of it. So, like emotions are kind of hard for me. Like i’m pretty good at controlling them or understanding them, but still. idk its hard to explain ig.

Like the weight of stress, the anger, the sadness. It’s kind of therapeutic to write. Cause i don’t know how to put those feelings to verbal words so writing them really helps. 

As for my readers’ image? Probably like some kind of hunched over figure typing away in the dark with a maniacal grin on their face. I honestly don’t know AHHAHAHA but it is fun to think about. I think they’d see me as someone with potential but a lot of room to grow and someone who is imperfect but in a charming way LMAOOOO

38. What does your writing process look like? How chaotic is it on a scale of 1 (very tame) to 10 (you can’t handle this kind of chaos)?

I’m gonna be real honest. Its probably like a 2. I’m a bit of a control freak so I almost always go in chronological order, my writing is pretty linear. Unless, i get bored and jump to one of my fav parts. It's pretty much i sit down, i open the doc, read over my notes and just start writing. 

It’s a little boring to explain AHAHAHA but once i get into the groove of things its really fucking great, I can like feel myself in the world, I can feel what i want the characters to, i love it. I catch myself mouthing the words as i type too, which i find hilarious.

39. What’s something about your writing that you pride yourself on?

I rather like how raw my writing is sometimes. Which might sound really vain, but i do like the way i word things or describe things. I love juxtaposition and repetition, or making a good ole circle back to some minute detail that wouldn’t stand out until i repeat it at the end and you’re like “omg” AHAHAHAHA.

Like those little poetic snippets or certain wording i just sit back and go “damn thats kinda good nadia! go you!’ HAHAHA  

40. How did you come up with the idea for The Intimacy Of Being Understood?

AAAAA this fic is like my first child, my pride and joy LMAO

so the idea initially came when i was reading some fic, idk if it was even naruto, but i was like “i don't like this, but i do like the rain symbolism.” And I knew i wanted to write something kind of slow paced, something a little sad and angsty, but would show KakaSaku slowly but surely falling in love.

Idk if you’ve noticed but a lot of my fics, the pairings don’t change each other dramatically. They accept each other as they are and then they grow with together. Like that acceptance is something i just love writing, its so subtle, it isn’t something you declare. Its simply “I am going to love you. I am going to love you despite your flaws and faults. I am going to love you unconditionally because I know you, I understand you, and there is nothing you could do to drive me away.” 

The fic kind of wrote itself after that first scene. I kept going back to the rain, go being ghosts, and resurrection, and the small epiphanies one gets. I wanted to focus on each character’s growth with each other. They didn’t find light in life because of each other, but with each other. And i think that’s my favorite thing about that fic. 

I wanted something raw and real and just something beautiful. I’m actually really proud of it tbh. Would i go back and rewrite/edit it? Oh of course! I’d do that with every single one of my fics, but i’m not gonna cause i think its in its rawest form right now. :))))

ask me shit plz

#silly things from silly friends

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I posted 1,275 times in 2021

60 posts created (5%)

1215 posts reblogged (95%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 20.3 posts.

I added 612 tags in 2021

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

pleakely my gender noncomforming king

HE COSPLAYS

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#4

[image description: 2 panels, in the first there is a man looking down. it is captioned “i have to stop dislocating my pinky to knit.” in the second panel the man is looking into the camera. it is captioned “but i dont want to”]

repost bc someone reblogged it and i remembered it existed. also relevant again bc im halfway thru a sweater and my poor pinky is dying

38 notes • Posted 2021-04-22 01:44:12 GMT

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USING MY CANE 4 THE FIRST TIME @ SCHOOL TODAY!! MY TEACHER SAID IT WAS REALLY COOL AND ASKED ME QUESTIONS ABT IT 

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ppl who knit socks im working on my first pair rn and PLEASE tell me knitting w dpns gets easier w practice

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wilbur and tommy immediately after joining the SBI rust server:

[image description: a picture of sue sylvester saying "i am going to create an enviroment that is so toxic" but "n enviroment that is so toxic" is replaced with the word cult

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#my 2021 tumblr year in review #this was a punch to the face :(

[tropicalfield]

All of them? 😉

Omg now I have a lot of work to do, haha. Thank you<3 (skipping the ones I already answered)

1. What’s your sexual orientation? Idk, just not straight lol 3. Ever done any drugs? Yuppp 4. What piercings do you want? I am planning to get my ears pierced 5. How many people have you kissed? Lol I am sitting here, trying to count...maybe 12 people? 6. Describe your dream home. I want a small house somewhere where it's always warm and sunny. I want white walls and wooden floors and some hippie furniture. Maybe a little garden where I can plant some fruits and veggies. Maybe something like this

7. Who are you jealous of? Celebs that are kind, good-looking and rich, haha. Like how does it feels to be God's favorite? 8. What’s your favorite show to binge? American Horror Story 9. Do you watch porn? From time to time, yes. 10. Do you have a secret sideblog? No, just my backup 11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go? Oh, I would like to be in thailand rn 12. What’s one of your fantasies? Idk probably getting my shit together 13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced? No, I don't think that would look good on me. 14. How would you spend a million dollars? I would get myself a house, a cat, a dog and a cow and some clothes on top of that, haha 15. Are you in a relationship? Yes, I am 16. Do you follow porn blogs? Nope 17. Are you angry with anyone right now? With myself most of the time 19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to? I would (and will sooner or later in my life) change it to Lyss which is a shortform of my real name 21. Describe your best friend. I don't have one 22. Tag someone you think is hot. @cinnammon 24. What are three places you want to travel? London, Guernsey, Bali 25. Describe your perfect Friday night. Hanging out with friends, doing yoga, study, smoking and playing video games lol 26. What’s your favorite season? Summer! 27. What’s your pet peeve? Idk tbh 28. Who is the funniest person you know? My bf 29. What’s the most overrated movie? To The Bone wasn't that good sorry 31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better? Paper Books! 32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick? Hogwarts/Harry Potter 34. What’s your coffee order? Just black coffee with sugar 35. Do you have a crush on anyone? Nope 36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes? Yes, but I just still care for some of them 38. Do you drink? Yes, but not that much 39. Are you a virgin? No 40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals? Yes, you guys are so cute <3 41. How many followers do you have? XXX 42. Describe the hottest person you know. My bf is really handsome. He has really short hair and a nice beard. And sometimes his eyes look green and sometimes they look brown. I also love the moles on his face. 43. What’s your guilty pleasure? Bratz Dolls haha 44. Do you read erotica? Nope 45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on? Wasn't a date but when I turned 18 that guy followed me inside and kissed me. It was the worst kiss ever. He almost ate my face lol 46. How many people do you follow? ~ 200 but so many people aren't active and I need to sort out but I am lazyyy 47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick? Joaquin Phoenix, because he is such a good actor and he is a vegan activist 48. Describe your ideal partner. I would need to describe my bf again. 49. Who do you text the most? My bf and a friend from university 50. What’s your favorite kind of weather? I just love really hot and sunny days

[sunfloweralekz]

u asked for dis (again, skip any if u want)- 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 11, 15, 18, 19, 20, 21, 23, 24, 28, 31, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 45, 47, 51, 52, 54, 55, 57, 66, 68, 71, 73, 76, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 84, 86, 87, 90, 94, 96, 98, 103, 109, 110, 116, 117, 119, 120, 127, 128, 130, 133, 134 ^w^

3. 3 fears

losing people i love, making people sad or mad, and um car crashes.

4. 3 things i love.

RYAN-, idkhow, and reading.

5. 4 turn ons-

I FEEL SO EMBARRASSED ANSWERING THIS AGSHGSGS-

intelligence, people with one ear pierced/just one earring, good music taste, and honesty :)

6. 4 turn offs-

um lets see

ignorance, bad sense of humor, cringy quips that dont make sense, and people who Don't Keysmash.

8. sexual orientation

im pan !! 🥺

11. what do i miss

i miss the blissful ignorance of my childhood -

15. favorite quote

"that thou didst love her, strikes some scores away. From the great compt: but love that comes too late, like a remorseful pardon slowly carried, to the great sender turns a sour offence, crying, 'that's good that's gone.' our rash faults make trivial price of serious things we have, not knowing then until we know their grave: oft our displeasures, to ourselves unjust, destroy our friends and after weep their dust. our own love waking cries to see what's done while shame full late sleeps out the afternoon. be this sweet helen's knell, and now forget her." - william shakespeare

if you cant tell i really like Shakespeare GSJSHSG

18. sarcasm ?

oh m a n - of course i do GSJSH

19. what am i listening to rn ?

corpse husband <33

20. first thing i notice in a new person ?

u m m m - probably their stability based on their body language and microexpressions- parents made me no good 😹‼👍

21. shoe size ?

7.5 in mens HSJSH

23. hair color ?

faded blue rn

24. favorite style of clothing

h m m m probably grunge/punk or e-boy DONT COME AT ME I LIKE HOW THEY WEAR CHAINS AND TUCK THEIR SHIRTS IN AND PUT THE COLLARED SHIRTS UNDER THE SHORT SLEEVED SHIRTS AHDHHS

28. favorite movie ?

THATS SO HARD U M MM rocky horror picture show OR im thinking of ending things :D

31. how do i feel right now ?

im literally so tired help me

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[ilistenedin]

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

Soda cans

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

Lollipops

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

Bubblegum

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

Smart but lazy.

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

Soda cans

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

Tomboy

7. earbuds or headphones?

No preference

8. movies or tv shows?

Movies

9. favorite smell in the summer?

Fresh cut grass or when it’s about to rain

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

Basketball in elementary, dodgeball in middle, and sitting in high school

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

Nothing

12. name of your favorite playlist?

I don’t have one

13. lanyard or key ring?

Both

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

I don’t think I have a favorite candy tbh. I don’t do sweets often. Starburst are alright?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

La Casa de los Espíritus

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

Knees apart, ankles crossed

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

Birkenstock’s, baby

18. ideal weather?

If staying indoors; rainy and gloomy and cold.

If going out; cold with lots of clouds where the sun occasionally peeks thru

19. sleeping position?

On stomach, hugging pillow, one leg hiked up

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

Lately, in my notes app.

21. obsession from childhood?

Sharks. Horror. Cats.

22. role model?

I don’t really have one. But I do hold a special place in my heart for Gerard Way.

23. strange habits?

I don’t think I have any strange habits. I’m pretty boring.

24. favorite crystal?

Amerhysts, opal, moonstone

25. first song you remember hearing?

I have bad memory

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

Stay indoors lol

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

Just be outside. Maybe go chill in a park and drink some tea and smoke a cigarette/joint

28. five songs to describe you?

I don’t have the brain capacity for that rn.

29. best way to bond with you?

Interests. Asking questions.

30. places that you find sacred?

Book stores.

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

I don’t lol

32. top five favorite vines?

Oh god I don’t know lol. I love the “Adam!” one. “Two dudes chilling in a hot tub..” the one where the girl is about to play Mozart and the keyboard is on the wrong mode. And I can’t think of any other ones rn

33. most used phrase in your phone?

Probably lol

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

Oreilly auto parts for sure.

35. average time you fall asleep?

It varies way too much

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

Probably the forever alone dude

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

Duffel bag

38. lemonade or tea?

Tea

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

Lemon cake

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

Ummm weird is a choice of word I guess. My sophomore year some poor girls home made sex video w her bf got leaked and it was pretty fucking bad.

41. last person you texted?

Lauryn

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

Pants

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

I am incapable of choosing. I’m a slut for all of them.

44. favorite scent for soap?

I like mint, citrus, patchouli, and lavender

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

Tie between sci-fi and fantasy

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

Sports bra and boxers

47. favorite type of cheese?

It’s impossible for me to choose. I’ve never met a cheese I didn’t like.

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

My friends used to call me Apple in HS so I guess an apple

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

None

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

I laugh hard too often

51. current stresses?

My life as a whole

52. favorite font?

Times new Roman

53. what is the current state of your hands?

I’ve stopped biting my nails and instead I file them (I wonder how long that’ll last) and they are a bit dry cause of the changing of seasons; this always happens. They get like, cracked and peely. It’s gross, don’t judge.

54. what did you learn from your first job?

How to drive stick shift. I was a valet.

55. favorite fairy tale?

I don’t think I have one tbh

56. favorite tradition?

Every year for my grandmothers birthday and death anniversary we go out to this famous church that over looks the Miami Bay Area and we throw sunflowers into the ocean for her. I’m not religious or anything, but the church location is great and it’s extremely important in my culture (Cuban).

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

I haven’t overcome shit

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

I don’t think I have any talents per se. I used to drum. I have been told I can sing. I like to write. I doodle.

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“Sorry, can’t help it, I’m gay”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

Horror

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

Brain too tired to think of anything

62. seven characters you relate to?

I’m too tired to think lol

63. five songs that would play in your club?

Bad Bunny’s discography.

64. favorite website from your childhood?

Lol. Rotten dot com

65. any permanent scars?

One on my knee.

66. favorite flower(s)?

Peonies and roses and pansies

67. good luck charms?

I have un azabache on my wrist

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

Don’t like cucumbers or raw carrots. Oh and recently I tried pickles that have been pickled in moonshine. Fucking no.

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

Head empty

70. left or right handed?

Right

71. least favorite pattern?

My patterns in my love life 😁

72. worst subject?

Math for sure

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

Idk. I will literally put an egg on everything.

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

8

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

No idea

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

Mashed probably

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

Succulent

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

Publix has decent sushi

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

I don’t have a school I’d anymore, but it was pretty fucking bad. But my license one is also pretty fucking bad.

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

Earth tones

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

Aren’t they the same? I call them cocuyos

82. pc or console?

Console

83. writing or drawing?

Writing

[jam-is-my-food]

writing asks. all of them. ( for 50 uhh just write a paragraph about how hot emmy raver-lampman is in a suit please and thank you </3 )

fUCK YOU NESSIE

THAT’S IT IM DOING IT JUST TO SPITE YOU

this is gonna be long asf click keep reading at risk of death or boredom

1.     Do you listen to music when you write?

not usually, it's distracting

 2.     Are you a pantser or plotter?

naturally pantser but if i wanna actually finish smth i gotta plot it hh

 3.     Computer or pen and paper?

computer i'm not a boOmer /j i so am

 4.     Have you ever been published, or do you want to be published?

bitch i wiSh

actually technically i was published in this anthology thing once? and i think i have a piece in a magazine somewhere on the internet i forget those are cool

but yeah bye getting a novel published is my d r e a m (gotta write a novel first tho lawl)

 5.     How much writing do you get done on an average day?

n o t  m u c h

unless i get one of my bUrsts aka finishing a 2.3K almoons chapter before 8am the other week after procrastinating it for like two months 

but yeah jdsghliuedskj it um depends often none

 6.     Single or multiple POV?

i answered that for kiri so i'll just copy paste it over loll

mmm it depends. usually i do single? but i do do multiple occasionally. i almost never do alternating chapters, though, it’s usually more like part one is narrated by person a, part two person b etc.

 7.     Standalone or series?

baha like i could ever write a series (please, please be jinxing yourself rn refster) aside from that one trilogy when i was 7 but uh yeah atm just standalones but a series would be so cool in future 

 8.     Oldest WIP

the aforementioned trilogy. chronicles of clara. it is incREDIBLE. 10/10. so good. so, so good.

 9.     Current WIP

i haven't actually mentioned it on tumblr yet but hehehe it's called the wordweaver's apprentice it's fantasy and i'm v excited about it :DD that was ooc but :DD

 10.  Do you set yourself deadlines?

(also answered for kiri, copy-pasting over)

hahahahhahahuhdkjashdglauhsdaugediuskjlkehdsgihkdskhgdkjx

i? try?

it does not go well?

but then i never finish my projects?

send help pls im dying

11.  Books and/or authors who influenced you the most

lmao the list is too long

 12.  Describe your perfect writing space

somewhere w/o distractions

 13.  Describe your writing process from idea to polished

hm. idea. that's cool. that's cool. write it down. hype myself up. forget about it within a week.

el em mayo

but like

f r LMAO

okay but fr fr idk i don't usually finish stuff but it'd be idea, brainstorm, plot (sort of), write, agonize, write, finish, throw in the other direction and never touch again bc revision whos she

 14.  How do you deal with self-doubts?

cry and spam my friends

 15.  How do you deal with writer’s block?

i don’t - mm. i don’t tend to get writer’s block? or like - idk what to classify as writer’s block? bc sometimes i get blocked for a certain story, but then i get really into like poetry or sum for a week so it’s fine idk

 16.  How many drafts do you need until you’re satisfied with a project?

o n e as i said i don't - revision is a no

 17.  What writing habits or rituals do you have?

uHhHhhhhh idk???

 18.  If you could collaborate with anyone, who would it be, and what would you write about?

*laughs in gfc*

 19.  How do you keep yourself motivated?

i don't. if you have any ideas please hmu i need it.

 20.  How many WIPs and story ideas do you have?

m a n y.

21.  Who is/are your favourite character(s) to write?

mmmmmmmmm i love cass i haven't written her in too long but i think she's probably my most well-done character to date and i'm so proud of her badkghewiludkjs

 22.  Who is/are your favourite pairing(s) to write?

c y i l l

though possible imeini (ship name needs revision) in future we shall see (from twa) (the aforementioned newish wip)

 23.  Favourite author

there are Many

 24.  Favourite genre to write and read

fantasy maybe? ooh dystopia is fun

 25.  Favourite part of writing

everything about it when i'm motivated hh, my problem is getting more motivation

 26.  Favourite writing program

oh idk huh?

27.  Favourite line/scene

idk?

 28.  Favourite side character

j o o s t

 29.  Favourite villain

i def have one but i forget

 30.  Favourite idea you haven’t started on yet

too many

31.  Least favourite part of writing

motivating myself :/

 32.  Most difficult character to write

mmmm i'm not really in the throes of a wip atm so idk

 33.  Have you ever killed a main character?

yessir

 34.  What was the hardest scene you ever had to write?

drunk will was surprisingly difficult in a fun way. def not the hardest but yeah

 35.  What scene/story are you least looking forward to writing?

god idk

36.  Last sentence you wrote

And then Mei was gone, and in the space that she'd filled, Imani whispered, "I wish I was like you."

 37.  First sentence or your current WIP

It is said that when we came to this stretch of Tatys land, it was empty.

38.  Weirdest story idea you’ve ever had

mm there was one about anthropomorphic chickens battling sentient fruits, the fruits in question also being six-year olds

 39.  Weirdest character concept you’ve ever had

s e e  a b o v e

 40.  Share some backstory for one of your characters

cass's mom used to have a drug problem & she would leave her alone for long stretches of time, she went to rehab and is now sober but it's where cass gets her abandonment issues from

41.  Any advice for new/beginning/young writers?

just write! no one taught me how to do anything, and there's no rules per se, aside from basic grammatical stuff. do what you wanna do, don't worry about others' reactions. this is cliche asf but true.

 42.  How do you feel about love triangles?

mostly gross, but they can be good.

 43.  What do you do if/when characters don’t follow the outline?

adapt. i  g o  w i t h  t h e  f l o w.

 44.  How much research do you do?

not much usually, depends on the genre of story. i do as much as i feel i need to. and ofc i have the random writer search history.

 45.  How much world building do you do?

in the past, not much. twa (once again my new wip) is fantasy, though, so i' m attempting to remedy that.

 46.  Do you reread your own stories?

i do! it's fun to look back at them after a few years and see how much i've improved.

 47.  Best way to procrastinate

random character headcanons/doodle writey spurt thingies

 48.  What’s the most self-insert character/scene you’ve ever written?

bAHA this one scene in the cHrOniCLeS of cLaRa book two when this girl lisa who was 100% self-insert got annoyed at her little sister daisy (sister-insert) for chewing too loudly and then proceeded to use her wAtEr pOwErs to like flood the house. that part was less self-insert.

 49.  Which character would you most want to be friends with, if they were real?

bye that's so hard. c a d m u s & l a u r e n t tho cinnamon rolls are liFE.

 50.  Write a paragraph about how hot emmy raver-lampman is in a suit please and thank you

i don't gotta write my own bitch i have everything i need to plagiarize from right here

"Raver-Lampman’s enthusiasm is contagious. So is her laugh. It comes from deep inside, just like her voice, and it rings out — ricocheting off furniture and walls. Her head is shaved, all except for a distinctive swath of tight curls on the top and left side of her head. She has the tiniest septum ring in her nose, and a tattoo of what looks like a musical note behind her right ear."

- the clearly gay jessica belt

thank you for the ASKS darLING and thank you if you read this idk why or whether you're okay but yup

[easyluckyfree45]

tag game

tag game!

tagged by @latenightcoffeetalks. thanks babe!!

1. what is the color of your hairbrush? it’s a green one that i bought in taiwan that is specifically for detangling and asian hair!

2. name a food you never eat. i eat everything. i prefer not to eat peas but if you put it in front of me at a dinner table, i’ll still eat it. 

3. are you typically too warm or too cold? too warm. i run hot.

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? watching the second season of unsolved mysteries. i watched the one about the earthquake & tsunami that hit Japan and now i am very sad.

5. what’s your favorite candy bar? 100 grand. does anybody still remember those? no, just me? kkz, cool.

6. have you ever been to a professional sports game? yeah, i live in boston. it’s pretty much illegal if i’ve never attended a red sox game so yes, i have. 

7. what is the last thing you said out loud? okay, bye! (to my husband who just left)

8. what is your favorite ice cream? banana cinnamon

9. what was the last thing you had to drink? iced coffee

10. do you like your wallet? i love my wallet

11. what is the last thing you ate?  noodles bless up

12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? i did not

13. what’s the last sporting event you watched? probably football. i don’t really remember though.

14. what is your favorite flavor of popcorn? i liked the regular buttered kind. extra butter tho because wtf are you doing if you don’t get it with extra butter?!

15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? my best friend ethan yelling at him for recc-ing the unsolved mysteries episode i just watched because now i am sad

16. ever been camping? yeeeeee

17. do you take vitamins? i’m old so yes, i take multiple vitamins a day

18. do you regularly attend a place of worship? nope

19. do you have a tan? yeah! though it’s fading because winter is coming

20. do you prefer chinese or pizza? chinese

21. do you drink your soda through a straw? of course

22. what color socks do you usually wear? just regular black socks

23. do you ever drive above the speed limit?  in residential areas, no. on the freeway, yes.

24. what terrifies you? the dark and scary stories

25. look to your left, what do you see? my cat moo. he’s hanging out.

26. what chore do you hate most? cleaning out the litter box

27. what do you think of when you hear an australian accent? hugh jackman

28. what’s your favorite soda? a&w root beer

29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? it depends on the place but i usually go in. it’s faster.

30. what’s your favorite number? 45 (not surprising i’m sure!)

31. who’s the last person you talked to? @moons2stars brainstorming her potterdale fic

32. favorite meat? duck

33. last song you listened to? all for you by janet jackson

34. last book you read? last book: just finished arrogant boss by olivia hayle

35. favorite day of the week? saturday

36. can you say the alphabet backwards? ughhh yes but it takes me a while to do it. also, how do people do this drunk? i can barely do it sober

37. how do you like your coffee? iced always. plus vanilla creamer

38. favorite pair of shoes? i love my sandals from dsw and my allbirds. yes, i am a millennial. 

39. time you normally get up? well it’s covid time so i get to sleep more so weekdays, 8am and weekends, 10:30am

40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? sunset

41. how many blankets are on your bed? two

42. describe your kitchen plates: i have a variety. most of them are either from ikea, west elm or crate & barrel

43. describe your kitchen at the moment: it’s big. there’s an island and a bunch of cabinets. i cook a loooooooooooot so a big kitchen is very important to me. 

44. do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? wine: riesling or moscato, beer: unfiltered cider, i prefer downeast or bantam. cocktail: anything sweet and fruity. always vodka.

45. do you play cards? i do

46. what color is your car? i don’t have a car rn but i’m probably going to buy one within the next year and it’s going to be either red or grey

47. can you change a tire? yes. very proud of this. 

48. your favorite state or province? california!!!!!

49. favorite job you’ve had? my current job. i work in an art museum as a registrar. i love the constant interaction with art and helping to increase accessibility to our collection.

#ask game #long long long post

[whenallelsefails-eatpie]

Finally Answering Questions for y’all

Q1: How tall or short do you wish you were?

I used to wish I was taller because I already am tall for an (AGAB)female (5′8 1/2) but then I learned about platforms so. 

4: What was your favorite video game growing up?

Monkey Ball or Sonic Adventure Escape the City...I only had a Gamecube.

6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?

Warning: Uses humor as a defense mechanism but will quickly become extremely invested in you  and give you immense amounts of unending love if they vibe w you

8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]

Melancholic

9: Are you ticklish?

extremely, on my back and sides (use this information wisely. I take no responsibility for involuntarily punching anyone who tickles me)

10: Are you allergic to anything?

absolutely nothing, allergies are to weed out the weak. (jkjk no eugenics here sis you slay that epipen)

11: What’s your sexuality?

~ pansexual  ~ (prefer agab [not cis, those are two different things] females)

12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?

tea, then coffee with cocoa. I don’t enjoy cocoa or coffee as much separately.

37: What is your eye color?

hazel/green 

38: Introvert or extrovert?

I’m ambiverted but lean toward introversion. 

44: Do you like tattoos and piercings?

oh yeah absolutely, I personally just prefer that the tattoos aren’t on your face.  Or with piercings that they don’t take up so much of your face that I can’t see what you really look like.

54: What color would you like your hair to be right now?

pink, red, or platinum 56: Something that calms you down?

reading, playing instruments, taking a bath, cooking or baking

57: Have any mental disorders?

yessir. ADD, anxiety. and I used to have really bad depression. Now my depression is simply manageable lol. 

73: What is your MBTI type?

INFP (enneagram 4)

86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?

surprisingly yes, will I come close to passing out? Maybe. But I can.

87: Do your socks always match?

never, I hate matching my socks unless the socks are funky and need to match to give them the biggest bang for their buck. 

92: A store you hate?

Dick’s sporting goods. I have been dragged around that place for hours and absolutely nothing there interests me. (edit: I found a beanie that I liked but my previous opinion still stands)

93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?

start counting and never stop. If you mean in terms of actual measurements like cups/ounces, I can drink 20. What can I say I’m from New England.

94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?

Definitely fly because that might help lessen my fear of heights

95: Do you like to wear camo?

literally shoot me if you ever see me wearing camo. please, I beg you. that will be me at my lowest point 

96: Winter or summer?

Autumn. Next question.

97: How long can you hold your breath for?

3-4 minutes. It’s all that breath control from musical theatre.

99: Someone you look up to:

Jughead Jones. Yes I said that, fight me. He is completely himself and he allows the different facets of his personality to shine through to people that he loves and cares about. He is loyal and caring but also unique and resilient. Plus his fave food is burgers which is an instant win for me.

100: A store you love?

Hot Topic, Barnes and Nobles, Savers or any thriftstore 

102: Where do you live?

New England bb (; gettin that dark academia aesthetic straight from the source

104: What is your favorite mineral or gem?

Amber

105: Do you drink milk?

You mean out of the glass? Like a psychopath? Like a serial killer? Absolutely not

106: Do you like bugs?

I do! Except for spiders and mosquitoes (although I’m warming up to spiders)

109: Can you draw:

Eh yeah ig, well enough. I draw realistically but I’m not great at animated style. 

111: A question you hate being asked?

“Are you a boy or a girl?” (like why? does it personally affect you? are you planning on boning me? if not then buzz off)

113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?

Yes, but only at night when the beach is quiet. I’m not a huge fan of the beach during the day

114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?

Rainy or sunny. Don’t go givin me the clouds with none of the drizzle.

119: Favorite thing about a person: 

Personality first and foremost. Humor and kindness. But physically; their smile and mannerisms. 

120: Fruits or vegetables?

Veggies (or berries i like berries)

121: Something you want to do right now:

Run away... ahah. But in all honesty I would love to go mushroom foraging rn, or possibly go on an adventure. Maybe go put on clothing meant for an entirely different time period and run around Target idk.

123: Sweet or sour foods?

Definitely not sour I hate sour. Spoonfeed me wasabi, that I can handle. But if you make me eat a Warheads I will cry. 

129: What would you want written on your tombstone?

I personally have a lot of problems with the funeral industry, so I would rather not take up space and rot preservation chemicals into the earth. But if I had an interim tombstone with no body underneath, it would read “Live Laugh Love” bc ~irony~

131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?

that I’m very individualistic and stubborn

132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?

Yes absolutely, that’s what they’re there for.

134: Do you like roller coasters?

Do I like feeling like I’m about to full send through the crust of the earth and die? No. No I do not. (I am a simple person, I go to carnivals for the food and to feed off terror.) 139: What nicknames do you have/have had?

Cookie

141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?

OH YEAH absolutely, I am a repressed gen z homosexual raised in a homophobic religious atmosphere, I am practically born with a therapist assigned to me.

142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?

Definitely good -_- unfortunately. Catch me bein the mom friend.

143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?

I prefer giving, but I am learning how to recieve. 

144: What makes you angry

People who live their lives in willful ignorance despite the endless resources available to them and let that ignorance hurt others.

146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries?

All of em. Gimme em all. I don’t like boys as much currently but I would still probably lay my life on the line for some. 

147: Are you androgynous?

Yes. It’s more fluid than it is being in consistent limbo between masc and femme. Usually I’m androgynous but I often swing wildly between both ends of that socially perceived spectrum. 148: Favorite thing about yourself physically?

My hands or smile(product of bracesTM). But I have been told I have nice hands. 

149: Favorite thing about your personality:

I am a very strong blend of wise and class clown. I can do em both, I can do em well, and I can do em whenever. I also care a lot about others but I don’t change myself to be accepted by them. 

150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person.

MLK Jr. --> I want to gain perspective on some of the current global issues. Jesus --> I’ve got a lot of questions for that dude. JRR Tolkien bc he’s incredible or Joan of Arc for the same reason

151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?

Ooh well, as a woman not many eras are desirable. But um probably either the 70s or Ancient Greece

154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons?

YES. GIMME UR FINGERS > i meant that to sound much less threatening than it did but my statement still stands. 155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?

Yes it’s literally one of my favorite things to do. I hab empty lap. *pat pat* U may lay your head on it and watch Rilakkuma and Kaoru with me while I play with your hair. pls. 157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:

Women..... That’s it. That’s the tweet.

158: Biggest lie you have ever told:

That I am not a member of the alphabet mafia. (It’s not currently safe for me to come out) Now tell me *shines light in your face* who are your contacts?

164: Do you have long or short hair?

I have medium hair. It’s around the length of a bisexual bob or a good mullet. 

165: Shortest/Longest your hair has ever been:

Shortest was a pixie cut, almost buzzed, amazing. Longest was to my butt and was literally the worst experience in existence. I shall to this day actively rebel against having hair like that again. 

166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religion?

Organized religion can suck it. You can’t organize your relationship with God, nor can you stick it into a little manmade box and pretend that you have the ability to create a perfect faith which others have to either follow or perish. It’s arrogant and damaging and hurtful and not at all what Christianity is supposed to mean. 

167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created?

I do. I think it’s important and something we need to think about. I do believe there is something after death, and I like to believe that my life has meaning. I think that questions of creation are important questions to ask and we can’t just ignore them.

168: Do you like to wear makeup?

Yes! It’s fun! Pretty colors!

170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?

Absolutely. And the ones I didn’t feel like answering I simply omitted.

#chaotic good #Q&A #I learned more about myself writing this #than you probably did reading it #pls feel free to continue asking questions #i probably have too many answers #i heard oversharing on the internet is #cool

[shakingsphere]

this is not my questionnaire lol 

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

i literally just told him that i dont want to hu anymore lol

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

nope! ive been blocked for a year :)

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

no  4. Is trust a big issue for you?

no 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

im not really interested in anyone 6. What are you excited for?

spring semester 7. What happened tonight?

i watched pokémon and ate dinner 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

no i just worry about them 9. Is confidence cute?

yes ofc 10. What is the last beverage you had?

diet coke  11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

4 or 5 idk this one is dumb 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

no they broke when i was jumping a fence in january  13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

probably nothing 14. What are you going to spend money on next?

probably coffee 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

no lol 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

yes i think people are constantly changing 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

my best friend 18. The last time you felt broken?

idk 19. Have you had sex today?

no 20. Are you starting to realize anything?

i dont think so 21. Are you in a good mood?

im neutral 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

no lol 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

theyre a brighter shade of blue 24. What do you want right this second?

to have gone to bed earlier 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

its none of my business bc im not seeing anyone 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

no its a couple shades darker 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

no ew 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

something my friend said yesterday 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

yea.  30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

no 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

no i kinda just pity him 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

i dont have feeling for anyone rn  33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

no i drink diet coke like literally everyday 34. Listening to?

nothing rn, i honestly only listen to music to concentrate 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

no not even for my russian class lol  36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

yea at his house... 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

no 38. Who did you last call?

um my best friend i think 39. Who was the last person you danced with?

some random kid 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

sex 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

idk i hate cupcakes 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

no 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

ofc 44. Do you tan in the nude?

i dont tan 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

no  46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

no i took a trazodone 47. Who was the last person to call you?

probs my dad 48. Do you sing in the shower?

no but i talk to myself 49. Do you dance in the car?

no but i sing sometines 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

i dont think so, no 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

my senior photos.... so like 2 years ago 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

yes.  53. Is Christmas stressful?

i hate christmas 54. Ever eat a pierogi?

i’m eastern european studies major and they were v popular at pitt... so yes lol 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

ummmmmm apple? 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

animator 57. Do you believe in ghosts?

yes 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

no 59. Take a vitamin daily?

i take antidepressants daily.   60. Wear slippers?

nah 61. Wear a bath robe?

nah 62. What do you wear to bed?

t-shirt n shorts 63. First concert?

LMAO it was a bob dylan concert my dad had an extra ticket and im his favorite 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

target, walmart is too chaotic  65. Nike or Adidas?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm probs nike 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

fritos 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

neither 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

uhhh love story? 69. Ever take dance lessons?

yes when i was little i was awful 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

lol yea i can see me being w someone in academia 71. Can you curl your tongue?

yee 72. Ever won a spelling bee?

no 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

no i am rarely ever happy 74. What is your favorite book?

uhhhh the bell jar? 75. Do you study better with or without music?

with 76. Regularly burn incense?

i have never burned incense 77. Ever been in love?

no i dont think so 78. Who would you like to see in concert?

mitski or doja 79. What was the last concert you saw?

lorde on the melodrama tour 80. Hot tea or cold tea?

cold 81. Tea or coffee?

coffee 82. Favorite type of cookie?

um oatmeal raisin i think 83. Can you swim well?

i used to swim very well but i havent in a long time tho i can swim and not be scared of drowning so im gonna say yes 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

no? 85. Are you patient?

usually but not when im in a mood 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

i hate weddings 87. Ever won a contest?

yeah once when i was like 8 88. Ever have plastic surgery?

no im pretty 89. Which are better black or green olives?

black ofc green ones are nasty 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

its fine i think waiting until marriage is obnoxious and out dated 91. Best room for a fireplace?

living room 92. Do you want to get married?

yea but its not like a life goal of mine i really just want a good relationship

#personal

[nortnaibz]

"Bother My Askbox?" now,, what if I sent you 1-50 🤔 as a treat!! Haha just kidding.. unless. RETALIATION BITCH BOY

JFLKHSAFHDLFJDSKJF that is going to take me a hot minute 2 answer my dear but i will do the ones i haven’t already answered. just for u, gayass.

1. what color are your socks?

don’t have any ^-^ thems my feet

answered 2 <3

3. what is something you regret in the past month?

well there is a lot but not buying halloween candy sooner especially

4. do you believe in love at first sight?

nnnnnnope

5. when was the last time you wrote someone a letter on paper?

i always had to write thank you notes for xmas and birthday gifts as a kid so probably one of those? for an actual written letter it’s been at least a decade

6. how old were you when you first learned how to ride a bike? who taught you?

i......sighs i never learned how to ride a bike bc i went over the handlebars of one when i was like 4 and then never got back on one -_-

7. do you get along with your parents? why or why not?

complicated bc i’m the queer kid next question

8. what’s your favorite season?

fall!!!!!! even though we don’t really have it here

9. do you currently like someone?

well you know the answer to this sir......i’m perhaps a little gay for my girlfriend

10. have you ever used a ouija board?

yes i have on multiple occasions and nothing happened

11. what’s the last song you sang?

prisoner by dance gavin dance listening 2 it on repeat while i rank xd

12. what’s your favorite scent?

rain on pavement!!!!!!!!!!!

13. what’s your favorite urban legend?

uhhhhhhhhh? i don’t think i know any

14. what’s a bad habit you have?

i have many but i’m super clumsy and not very aware of like where i am in relation to other things so i run into shit a lot

15. what’s a strange habit you have?

i wrap my earbud cord around my neck so it isn’t dangling and in my way when i walk places 

16. what’s the first instrument you learned to play?

if you wanna be technical i learned to play flute for a very brief period in 4th grade but i hated it. so guitar!

17. how would you describe your type?

uhhhhhhh good question people who are nice to me <3 and most men

18. would you rather stay in or go out?

for the most part stay in but i usually hit a point after awhile of being home too long where i Need to leave the house lol

19. what was the last thing you said to your mom?

bye after i called her yesterday lol

20. do you want to get married someday?

not traditionally but yes

answered 21 and 22!

23. what’s an embarrassing thing that happened this week?

i had to answer a phone call at work abt the pet section which i know nothing about and the lady was clearly kinda annoyed and when i told her we didn’t sell kennels in the store (and that yes, i had checked) she said thank you and i. didn’t say anything else. i like forgot to speak and she just hung up and i felt so stupid for it ksdfjksdfhjk

24. when was the last time you went sledding?

it’s been at least a decade iirc 

25. have you ever/do you like someone you know you can never be with?

yes........ *picture of norton campbell*

26. do people often mispronounce your name?

nope

27. would you like to live in another country?

absolutely! when this country inevitably falls apart in the wake of the 2020 election i will be contacting my stoner friends in canada and moving up there at my earliest convenience <3

28. do you like to watch ghost hunting shows?

i never have but i would probably find them entertaining

29. who was the last person you said i love you to? 

kei my friend kei my best friend kei <3 before that either my mom or my girlfriend lol

30. what’s something you’d like to be better at?

playing guitar!!!!! i wanna get back into it so bad i just don’t know where my picks are rn

31. have you ever stayed up to talk to someone who was sad? 

oh sure i have it’s been awhile though

32. what was the last thing you cooked?

scrambled eggs the other day ^-^

33. do you think you would make a good parent?

absolutely not and i will never have kids unless i decide to adopt after getting help 4 my issues and assuring that i could actually be responsible for another human life 

34. do you have trouble sleeping at night?

nah i have issues w waking up in the middle of the night sometimes but other than that i’m good

35. where is your best friend right now?

i don’t have one best friend one is at work one is in his home i presume and the other is at college <3

36. how long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

depends but usually like 20 mins? i don’t do makeup or anything so i can be ready in ten if i need to be

37. how late do you usually stay up at night?

until 10 or 11 lately!

38. when was the last time you cried and why?

uh good question i have shit memory but a few days ago over life stress probably lol

39. have you ever won a contest?

yes i won a costume contest in my elementary school when i was v little and i sort of won a contest to get my poetry published in my uh. sophomore year....summer between sophomore and junior year

40. can you draw well?

i can draw. the well is subjective ^_^

41. would you ever date someone you met on tumblr/the internet?

me n my girlfriend are long distance but i did not meet her on tumblr i think if i ever date someone on tumblr you all should require an essay from me on why it is an okay thing to do. i love my mutuals but some of the people on here...well you know

42. what was the last thing you ate?

snickers!

43. do you think you’re/you’d make a good boyfriend/girlfriend?

ehhhhh i mean i’m certainly better than i used to be but tldr no. but i have issues so take that as you will

44. have you ever had a near death experience?

as in i physically came close to death and survived, no. but i was in a car crash a few yrs back that if anything had happened differently it could’ve killed us

45. what do you think people think of you?

idk i have a hard time reading intention and like. opinions of me? i think everyone puts up with my shit and wishes they didn’t have to lol

46. what is your middle name and do you like it?

my middle name is rowan and i love it cause i picked it myself i have no other middle names and i never have <3

47. are you close with either of your parents?

nnnnnnot really!

48. do you like yourself?

well i am the sexiest motherfucker alive but also i hate myself. i’m incredible and deserve better but also am horrible and deserve nothing. i’m the best and the worst at the same time <3

49. state five facts about your appearance

uhhhh my hair’s red, i’m short as fuck, i have blue eyes, i always wear hairties around my wrists, and i uhhhhh like wearing long sleeves. does that count??

50. state 5 facts about your personality

hm well i have no idea who i am as a person but? i’m creative, i like video games, i’m a pessimist, i spend a lot of time thinking/daydreaming, and i’m gay! the end <3 <3 <3

#asks #kei tag #food mention #parent mention #q slur #ummmm if i missed anything let me know n ill tag it! #long post