#it’s all just chef’s fucking KISS

[sophiekarim]

ANTHONY LOCKWOOD & LUCY CARLYLE Lockwood & Co. 1x07: ‘Mesmerised’

#this scene was everything #I mean the ANGST? #the TENSION??? #the fucking CHEMISTRY??? #it’s all just chef’s fucking KISS #they can walk over me and I’d say thank you #lucy x anthony #anthony x lucy #lucy x lockwood #lockwood x lucy #locklyle #lockwood & co #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #ruby stokes #cameron chapman #lockwood and co netflix #lockwood & co netflix #l&co. netflix #lockwood and co spoilers #lockwood & co spoilers #netflix #tv show rec #gifs #lockwood & co edit #l&co #lockwood gifs #tv edit #tv gifs #tvedit

[whenthelightisrunninglow]

remembered @hehe-hoho-ohno's misfits au it's sooooo good and i love it. CHEERS AND APPLAUSE. YAY

#submas #misfits au #<- it gets it own tag i might draw more. it's good #sketches #(if you want me to tag as something else lmk though i don't wanna encroach on your guys or anything) #BUT ANYWAYS. best fucking submas writer ON the planet the characterization is sooooo good to me. chefs kiss #like generally i'm not big into aus at ALL (especially ones that aren't super related to the source material and world) #but the worldbuilding is so interesting and the characterizations of ingo and emmet are sooo fantastic like genuinely phenomenal #in all of their works #I LIKE IT BASICALLY. #i wanted to do a scene redraw but i couldn't pick and because so much of what captivates me is the like. it's very emotionally driven #that a little more to me than the physicality of the scenes is what i like so much. so idk if i could do it justice LMAO #i've been following the story since it started being posted and it's just really good. probably my favourite submas fic #the author posted another chapter 7 wip today SPECIFICALLY for me 💖(<- not actually)

[demodraws0606]

I love these two sets being right next to each other in the WxS rotation, WxS tonal wiplash my beloved

#project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #rui kamishiro #rui wxs #emu wxs #wxs #wonderlandxshowtime #its the same for the comm too it's so fucking funny #it's like happy dance time VS fixer being right next to each other in a cover album all over again #it's just #*chef's kiss*

[thefrsers]

You won’t kill me. Not in cold blood. You wouldn’t dare.

#outlander #outlanderedit #outlander spoilers #7x01 #jamie fraser #jamiefraseredit #richard brown #gifs #mine #Jamie said TRY ME BITCH #you fuck around you about to find out #but also how hot was Jamie being all murderous alsdkfjdf #like this scene was just *CHEFS KISS* #also this gifset looks so bad but we all know OL lighting department sucks so we're just gonna suffer through i guess :')

[rking200]

Sometimes the only road to take is the darkest Sometimes the only way out is as a carcass

Happy 6th Anniversary, Detroit: Become Human! As always, you can find these gifs and more on the Connor and Markus pages of my Gif Archive.

#dbh #detroit become human #dbh connor #connor rk800 #dbh markus #markus rk200 #markus manfred #cw death #cw flashing #flashing gif #gif #dbh gifs #dbh anniversary #okay i managed to do this for the anniversary and live #the original concept was the main 3 and their favorite people all dying but that would have been. too much #but i might make a set that's not just this specific scene #please forgive the flipping and flopping of the lighting #i used some mods but for fuck's sake QD's swapping of lighting angles always bites me in the ass #my most recent gifs have had their lighting system turned off (for the most part) #but i had to have it turned on #ALONG WITH MODDED LIGHTING #in order to fucking see this scene smh #anyway #i know this isn't like a happy anniversary but the rks neutralizing each other is just #chef's kiss #had to edit out one of the lyrics to the song because i can't trust y'all with me putting the word “daddy” in a post #gifsgalore #markusgifs #connorgifs

[shima-draws]

I finally got to the Sulong episode CARROT LOOKS SO GOOD LET’S GOOOOOOO

Also I love that the FIRST thing Nami says is “So beautiful 🥺” *points* LESBIAN

#Shima speaks #I got spoiled to the whole Sulong thing so it wasn’t a surprise but #IT’S STILL SICK AS HELL TO SEE #SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!!!!!!!! #There’s just smth about characters turning all white that is just. Chef’s kiss 👌 #Oda likes doing that huh //sideeyes Gear 5 Luffy #One Piece #GO KICK SOME ASS CARROT #She’s boutta fuck shit up for my mans Pedro 😤

[fuckmeyer]

Jasper as a character is so interesting because he ends up a Confederate because he can't actually empathise with the slaves and because he simply accepts cruelty around him, and then when he becomes a vampire he literally can't ignore others suffering because it hurts him, but even decades after he becomes a Vegetarian he still can't get a hang of it partially because he still can't see humans as *people*. Idk there's smth to be said about him becoming a vampire because of his own cruelty and then being eternally in horrific pain because of said cruelty that fucks.

Jasper's whole life is a curse & i love to see it

here we have a Confederate supposedly so empathetic that he acquired a "gift"... yet not so empathetic as to recognize he was fighting for the enslavement of an entire race. despite seeing the consequences of slavery literally every day. now, the man who spent his last human days denying the humanity in others is forced to spend his immortal life being slapped in the face with their emotions. forever. hueeueueueu-

yeah, i would call that "gift" a curse, actually.

if Twilight weren't a horror story, we might see a discussion between Jasper/Bella about how immortality forces you to confront the darker side of your nature (e.g. "there will come a day when the societal beliefs imbued unto you leaves you standing on the wrong side of history"), & Jasper's journey with finding love & humanity. OR, y'know, he could've just had ONE (1) line where he says "yeah i'm not proud of my service." simply, if Twilight weren't a horror, Jasper could see the error of his ways & change for the better.

HOWEVER. Twilight vampires are "mentally frozen" when they turn, so Jasper is likely still a racist who does not regret his service. no matter how many times he is confronted with his cruelty, he won't change. meaning whatever life he chooses, his gift dooms him.

wow! eternal curse!

we see evidence of this frozen mental state in his decision to go vegetarian. he doesn't switch bc he feels bad about killing humans:

"I could feel everything my prey was feeling. And I lived their emotions as I killed them. [...] You've experienced the way I can manipulate the emotions around myself, Bella, but I wonder if you realize how the feelings in a room affect me." (Eclipse, Ch 13)

note the dehumanizing term "prey" & the focus on himself. he laments not that the human lives he's taking have value but that their dying moments harsh his vibe.

the irony! trapped as an empath while never possessing the ability to be an empath! CURSE CURSE C-

herein lies a bigger, juicier curse: Jasper is, himself, (hot take) enslaved in the sense that he will never know freedom, philosophically speaking, due to the choices he made in life. the series tries to paint him as a master tactician & competent leader; fanon often paints him as a free-thinking amoral black sheep. in reality, he simply obeys the commands of higher authorities & abides by their worldview regardless of how toxic it is to himself or others.

in the beginning, he had María.

he entered the Southern Vampire Wars not by his own volition but stayed because he was content not having a choice. however one feels about María, the fact of the matter is 1) as a newborn he was stronger, bigger, & faster than her & could have run away or overpowered her, 2) had the "gift" to identify emotions & could KNOW when/if she was malicious or manipulating him, & 3) could have escaped by influencing her emotions to make her disinterested in him. at any time in the 100 years they were together, he could have left. he talks about never knowing a life outside the war & discovering "options I'd never dreamed I had." ok???? run 100 miles in any direction & you would have seen a life outside of war. BOI-

instead, he took comfort in being submissive & adopting someone else's ideology. not only did it remind him of his past, but it meant he had no need to reflect on his actions or beliefs. he prefers others dictate his worldview & order him around even if it means being unhappy. he only left because he was going to be assassinated, & even then, it wasn't until someone else told him another life was possible that he "realized" another life was possible.

notably, the period where he's most free— living with Peter & Charlotte— is his rock-bottom where "the depression got worse." but, again, not because he realized the value of human life: "I was so wearied by killing [...] even mere humans."

then he meets Alice.

Alice, who has visions of being vegetarian & converts him so they can live with the Cullens. Alice, who dictates how her family should live their lives to the point where she manipulates them. Alice, who goes so far as to dress the Cullens, who orders Jasper to wait in the car while she & Bella go shopping, who Jasper refers to as "truly [...] one frightening little monster" because for all his experience she can still beat him in combat.

his eternal soulmate is authority.

despite being unhappy with his vegetarian life, as it makes him feel weak & coddled & a liability to everyone around him, he follows the lifestyle because Alice tells him to.

then there's the Volturi, another authoritative body. "We owe the Volturi for our present way of life," says acclaimed bootlicker Jasper Hale, who in the same moment shudders at the atrocities they committed, yet strangely sees no other way for a governing body to keep the peace... so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

but, since Carlisle outranks the Volturi as an authoritative figure in that he more closely aligns with Jasper's new worldview, Jasper sees no problem deposing the vampiric governing body if it means his sister-in-law of like 2 months can keep her demonic spawn. so i guess we don't really owe the Volturi that much

to his credit, we see glimmers of him questioning his leaders: 1) his decision to leave Maria, 2) his considering switching diets to defeat Victoria, & 3) going against the Volturi. but, again, these decisions are all just a result of his self-preservation & submitting to the higher authority du jour.

in the end, he has the perfect storm of conditions that would allow him to escape the prison he's created, to find freedom & to love humanity unconditionally... but he won't. Jasper's ultimate curse is that regardless of whether he realizes the enslavement of his own self, he will never leave his cage because it's cozy & easy & allows him to never think for himself.

AAAANYWAY Jasper's life sucks & he's trapped in an eternal prison of his own making. lol

#twilight #twilight renaissance #the twilight saga #jasper hale #twilight meta #twilight headcanon #you're right there really is something to be said about jasper the shitfuck confederate ending up in this situation!!! #like it would be tragic if it wasn't so comedic and if he didn't display a modicum of self-awareness!!!! #you make a great point about how he accepts cruelty his whole life and even when he's unable to ignore it he just is forced to accept it fo #ever #the absolute *chefs kiss* curse. smeyer coudlnt have written a better curse if she tried #in fact i do believe ALL the cullen gifts are actually curses in their own way #and it's so delicious to think about it that way #god i just love thinking about twilight as a horror #you're right riote- It Fucks #thanks for sending this my way! #cheers~

[arom-antix]

Happy birthday to the man, the myth, the legend, trophy husband of Yuuri Katsuki, Viktor Nikiforov!

#oh and fuck that post #HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BOI YOU DESERVE THE WORLD #christmas ends on the 24th here so GUESS WHAT #THE 25TH IS ALL ABOUT VIKTOR BABYYY #also theyre married your honour idc what plaintiff has to say because im right they have no grounds to sue #anyway i drew this before yuuris birthday and has been sitting on it for a month now and i am SO glad to get it posted #and despite having that much time to prepare this post im sitting here on christmas eve and typing this out while hiding from festivities #also IGNORE THAT THE COAT ISNT ACCURATE I JUST DREW IT OKAY #its embarrassing as someone who lives in a cold country to draw a winter coat wrong #people from warm countries have no idea what im talking about probably and if you do or are from a cold country and know then no you dont #the coat is perfect youre just imagining things #also lemme tell you those eyelashes made me so happy to draw #i ADORE pale lashes theyre so fun #tbh i adore all colours but im particularly fond of white grey and black hair and white lashes #its just so chefs kiss #if you have pale invisible lashes that you think make you look weird no they dont they make you look incredible #also yes this is ABSOLUTELY a companion piece to the birthday piece i did for yuuri #i said i liked to imagine that piece being how viktor sees yuuri #well heres viktor looking at yuuri #yuri on ice #yuri on ice fanart #fanart #art #arom antix art #arom antix #viktor nikiforov

[vaggieslefteye]

OUT FOR LOVE ↳ from Hazbin Hotel Season One (2024): 1x07 - "Hello Rosie!"

#hazbin hotel #carmilla carmine #vaggie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin carmilla #song: out for love #music vids: s1 #my videos #HER STOMPING TO THE BEAT OF THE SONG DURING ''I KNOW YOU'RE THIRSTING FOR VENGEANCE VAGGIE YOU'RE OUT FOR BLOOD'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! #we ARE getting more of her next season right right? like a LOT more? #she's just so fucking COOL #her whole characterization here is just MWAH MWAH chef's kiss!!! her no-nonsense/tough love approach. the way she instantly becomes Mentor #when she's like ''you're out of time.'' THEN INSTANTLY TO ''angels attack quickly viciously and without mercy'' #''you're gonna have to do better than that'' AND IT'S TRUE!!! THE ONLY WAY THAT WAS GONNA GET THRU VAGGIE'S SKULL IS IF #SHE ATTACKED HER BRUTALLY LIKE THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAA i love when characters get straight to the point #i'm. i'm so sick of ensemble characters in tv shows all being idiots bc it was written by idiots lmao. #it's always refreshing and welcome to see stuff like this #i need to stop talking abt carmilla rn before i let my mommy issues show. #though. rosie is up next so that's not gonna help my cause.

[edgeisallelite]

Christian/Jay: We’re brothers! My father raised you like his own!

Adam, completely unmoved: Both of us had a midlife crisis but only one of us decided to be a dick and make it everyone else’s problem.

#your honor I love them #every segment with them is fucking gold and I just *chefs kiss* #can’t believe we’re getting this eating this good in 2023 #literally almost unreal #adam copeland #christian cage #jay reso #edge and christian #aew #all elite wrestling

[juice-enjoyer]

also feel free to share your favorite level and why! :)

#SORRY FOR ALL THE POLLS the responses are just REALLY interesting to me. i love data #ultrakill #txt #i personally love lust and wrath the most. their ambiance is just. mwah chefs kiss #my favorite level is 2-2. its just so punchy and fun while also feeling a bit melancholy. the music FUCKS also but #im biased bc order is also my favorite track in the game lolol #tho tbh from the violence previews...i think ill have a new favorite lol

[thecryptidart1st]

So I am claiming ownership over FNAF now

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #i just got back from watching it #and all i got was the regal cinemas exclusive pizza box #summary: #i was giddy through the whole thing #the animatronic puppetry was *sublime* #abby was surprisingly sassy #josh hutcherson is my mike #matthew lilliard: *chefs kiss* #if i had a nickel for a cleaning up the restaurant montage in an animatronic horror movie i would have two nickels #thank god there was no confirmed mike x vanessa #but also #I #FUCKING #CALLED #IT #fnaf movie review #also i’m calling it now that i was right about mike schmidt and michael afton being one and the same #WILLIAM’S REACTION TO MIKE’S FILE WAS EXACTLY WHAT ONE ESTRANGED FATHER WOULD REACT TO SEEING THEIR SON IN IDK HOW MANY YEARS #AND VANESSA BEING AN AFTON IS MY CANON #MIKE AND VANESSA HALF SIBLINGS CONFIRMED BITCHESSSSSS

[seraphicalsuccubus]

oh no I smoked too much weed and gave myself zoomies both from the excitement from my new peak pro and the excitement from the new weed itself and def smoked way more than I should have and probs will continue to smoke more than I should because of this double dose of excitement until I finally just pass out after days of hardly sleeping recently lmao

but ANYWAYS before that happens !!! I currently have the strongest urge to go wreck people in fucking battlegrounds to level one of my assorted disc priests and because like …. ever since I got 100k honorable kills achieve, I’ve wanted that goddamn fucking ‘the Bloodthirsty’ title from the 250k honorable kills achieve and I was farming that before I stopped having the drive to game a few months back.

so let’s see how queues go at 2am on a fucking Wednesday morning, I wonder if I’ll give up before I find a bracket with fast pvp queues tonight tbh. it’s more likely I’ll end up pugging a raid on my mistweaver main if it takes too long to get into a battleground just to preoccupy myself for a bit and try to get a chance at trinkets and shit lmao

#this is huge tho I haven’t WANTED to game enough to drag my laptop out and play in MONTHS #I logged in for the first time in ages the other day and I had so much fun in my battlegrounds I didn’t even realize we were winning #I was just having a fucking blast being a healer and a menace because I’m playing a disc priest rn of course lmao #and now I want to game again so bad but like mindlessly and bgs are mindless to me I guess??? #like they’re so easy and all muscle memory and hardly take any thought so I think I could function enough to fuck some people up for a bit #or raiding Amirdrassil on LFR or normal. also pretty mindless even when pugging groups and all that. #everything’s usually one shot one kill or like 2 shots per kill max because people learn from their mistakes !!! #but like as a healer I know my shit so it’s just mindless (except for Larodar ((MY BELOVED)) because I LOVE that fight and get super into it #his dialogue is just too fuckin good and the voice??? truly chefs kiss like perfect voice casting #almost as fantastic as Sire Denathrius tbh and that’s like the big vocally satisfying one for me LMAO #this tag rant went on a wild roller coaster what the fuck I am so sorry for anyone who read these #I’m trying to read them back and I can’t even understand my fucking thought process LMFAO

[tequiilasunriise]

Let’s see here- an abusive, narcissistic prick who manipulates women and has a clear red raging bull design but the fandom calls him a “fucken goatman” regardless?

At the very least Adam was so homophobic that, in a roundabout way, he became the number one Bumbleby truther (“I will make it my mission to destroy everything you love, starting with her”, “WHAT DOES SHE EVEN SEE IN YOU?!”, etc etc), the fuck does Montyass got going fer him???

#also blake and ada are both bisexuals wh got manipulated and hurt by these two respective dipshits but ada got NOTHING on miss bellabooty #ada girl please i understand this is a realistic deciption of someone suck in a cycle of abuse #that as a victim of hostility you are drawn to all that u know and willing to take in any scrap of positive attention u can no matrer how fa #-fake whoops tag limit #BUT GIRLY PLEASE GET UP GET UPPP U CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER LIKE #LIKE YEAH I UNDERSTAND WHERE UR COMING FROM AND HOW U JUST HAD A HUGE MENTAL BREAKDOWN #AND HOW ANNABEL MADE IT WORSE BUT SAYING NO ONE IS GONNA TAKE U SERIOUSLY AND MONTYASS CAPITALIZED ON THIS #BY SEEMINGLY TAKING U SERIOUSLY AND NOW UR UNDER HIS SPELL #BUT HOLY FUCK!!! ARE U MAKING BAD CHOICES RN!!! #meanwhile Blake’s arc of growth past her trauma of domestic abuse and learning to trust others and love herself #the chef’s arent kissing bro this is cHEF’s W E D D I N G #rwby #bumbleby #blake belladonna #nevermore webtoon #ada nevermore #no i wont tag the ship name fuck that noise stay out stay out sTAY OUTTTT‼️‼️‼️

[narwhalandchill]

anyway putting aside how its not even ooc or "beneath him" at all for childe to mock and provoke people in general irregardless of whether he holds any particular distaste or malice towards them.

what i think this thumbs down denial debate debacle highlighted in general is how a bunch of people seem to have completely misunderstood why childe as a character tends to respect those he considers fellow warriors? like. ppl making these "oh its a call for help" "oh hes pointing at the narwhal for 'take it out'" "its a diving signal for down" "hes referring to himself going down" bc there was just No Way he couldve been mocking respectable and powerful neuvillette. just straight up seemed to have been under the impression that any powerful and combat capable individual past a certain power level automatically receives higher regard from childe when its... not the case at all? quite the opposite even.

like take him shittalking the other harbingers 24/7. its not like hes stupid hes absolutely going to be aware of the power differential between himself and some of the higher ranked ones (at least for the time being; after all hes always getting stronger). yet hes STILL delivering that diss track on the regular when nobody asked because power alone isnt what makes someone worthy of respect to him! its having that power AND taking a honest fucking fight with it as opposed to scheming and dirty tactics. thats why he cant fucking stand the majority of the harbingers. he respects a select few and in terms of high regard specifically as fellow warriors its arguably Literally just capitano and the tsaritsa herself. like if anything its completely plausible to me that childe might have even more disdain for the most powerful of his fellow harbingers since they COULD be fighting like real respectable people (to him) but still choose their shadowy machinations.

so like theres absolutely no reason why neuvillette simply by virtue of being oh wow so strong will somehow automatically gain childes respect especially when literally all he did was backstab him? sure thats a feat by itself and neuvis clearly fast and powerful but thats literally the OPPOSITE of what childe considers respectable conduct for a warrior.

like sure if neuvi somehow agrees to an all out apology spar to make up for the whole fontaine mess then its a different deal weve seen childes tendency to instantly forgive and resume friendly relationships with both traveler and zhongli after getting a good fight for it but like. childe at the point when the thumbs down happens has absolutely no reason to think particularly highly of neuvillette at all lmao. guy declares him guilty on clearly nonsensical grounds against his own personal judgement (& childes v big on committing to your own values too so thats ANOTHER no-no) of the disappearances case because a machine told him to, then ambushes him and now as the crisis reaches its peak is in the process of completely failing at holding the narwhal back for even a brief moment when childes been doing that for 40+ DAYS nonstop and already way past his limit yet STILL manages to rescue the civilians neuvi wouldve just helplessly watched get eaten.

like bruh. obviously childes mocking him to high heavens with the last 7 seconds of consciousness he had remaining are you kidding 😭

#anyway. even as his general sidelining upsets me still. this is one thing i truly appreciate from hoyo wrt childe like #no matter how small a role hes given they KNOW what the fuck is up with his character and his attitude and chef kiss #like its remained consistent all these years and i just really love the care that goes into the characterization of this absolute menace #never change ajax ily <3 #anyway whew 3 posts in a row huh. thats some pent up frustration ive had from these nonsense 'debates' eh? DAKSJDISKSKDKDL #rambles #genshin #childeposting #genshin spoilers #4.2 spoilers

[shima-draws]

For anyone doubting whether or not to watch the MLB movie: I do have lots of positive things to say about it, but most importantly. Fucking. Daddy Gabriel. HE IS SO!!! He is so.

If you’re gonna do it do it for him

#Miraculous Ladybug #MLB movie #MLB #Shima speaks #I love love LOOOOVED Gabriel in this movie #Bc there’s still so much humanity left in him. He still has compassion. He still CARES about Adrien #Meanwhile TV show Gabriel: #Also I’m gonna be 100% honest he’s so fucking hot in the movie. OH my god. #AND THE FLASHBACK?? WHAT WAS THAT HAIRCUT LMAOOOOO #I was so Shook to see him A. Younger and B. With LONG HAIR?? Who ARE you #Anyway that scene at the end with Adrien? MWAH. CHEF’S KISS. #Movie Gabriel is Top Tier he may be a shitty dad but he’s a shitty dad with a HEART and that’s all I care about #I think bc they made him so much more emotive and expressive and overall just a desperate dad? #I actually care about him as a character SO much more #Show Gabriel is a fucking asshole. He has no soul #Movie Gabriel? Sir. SIRRRR #DADDY SORRY DADDY SORRY DA #I do not use that lightly btw. I rarely EVER use the D word on a character. This is HIGH praise coming from me