#it was soooo funny

[holdoncallfailed]

after sweeney todd on saturday the cast came out to promote a charity and they held a spontaneous auction for a straight razor autographed by josh groban & a hug from him and this woman offered TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS...when she was announced as the winner she came running down the aisle and handed me her glasses to hold and then climbed up the metal fence/grate above the pit orchestra and was hauled onto the stage by a couple cast members and then sprinted across the stage to meet him...i just had to watch in awe. this woman risked life and limb for a hug from josh groban. i saw the look in her eyes...the distinct feral gleam of horniness that only josh groban can inspire in middleaged women...i had to respect it. that was like a six foot drop from the stage to the floor and then another six feet into the pit. there was nothing that could stand in the way of that lady getting a grope of the grobe.

#i gave the glasses to her husband and he said they had two daughters still in the audience dying of embarrassment #it was soooo funny #imagine your mom almost breaking her leg because she was that horned up for josh groban #text

[lunarmoves]

i saw a pic of shrimpothee chalamet from the nickeloden superbowl somewhere and i cant find it anymore im going crazyinsane

#IT WAS SOOOO FUNNY #im so sad i missed the nick streaming #i dont even like football. never watched a game before #but i wouldve totally watched the nickelodeon stream just to see spongebob and patrick commentate #the clips ive seen were so goodnsjxjsks #shut up shay! #doodlebob writing on the screen and plankton showing up in his giant robot #and mikey tmnt and Larry the lobster and and and dora #GAHHH so sad i missed it #halftime show being the spongebob sweet victory song…. #i dont even have cable like where would i have watched it LMAO

[marymekpop]

⟢ highlight of the hour: my perfect stranger [3/16] ⟣

free-spirited

#my perfect stranger #korean drama #kim dong wook #jin ki joo #mygif #mmkfav #mpshoth #the way i literally laughed out loud during this scene #probs one of my fav scenes yet in the drama #it was soooo funny #i know dad wasnt the best dad #but he was sooo funny when he was younger #why was he so dramatic during his intro for im cryinggg #and the way that teacher hj wasnt impressed one bit akdfjkd #his scenes crack me up #i also was dying when mom talked to yy about their nickname for teacher hj #i had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard #the humor in this drama is A++

[nani-le-fox]

shout out to the scout in my TF2 lobby that was verbally abusing me for 30 minutes cuz I kept dying and Intel was being taken CONSTANTLY

#/j obviously #it was soooo funny #every time i died he would just sigh and then kill the guy that had intel lmao #i am unfortunately inebriated so thinking isnt easy rn #he was so funny tho #you a real one apollo #nani the fuck #tf2

[wingsandpetals]

my girl coworker said i was like the terminator last valentine's day. Biggest day of my life

#our post comrade. #I <3 TERMINATOR #once an old man said i was like a greek warrior because i brought him bread. thinks about it forever #she was like. “youre so fast; youre like that guy; you know; he's a robot and never dies?” the TERMINATOR? “YEAH” #it was soooo funny

[kimbapisnotsushi]

THERE’S A BANDAGE ON IT WHICH IS CAUSING THE WRINKLES BUT I COLDN’T WAIT TO SHARE SO HERE’S THE SUBTLE HQ TATTOO!!!!

sun for hinata, mountains for kageyama, and a crow :))

#it was soooo funny #i was chatting to the person in charge of payment and they were like ‘ooh can i see’ #and i was like sure!! #now keep in mind i never told anyone working there what it meant #BUT WHILE SHE’S LOOKING SHE GOES #‘oh yeah your artist told me it was a hq tattoo!!’ #AND I WAS LIKE #W H A T #one of the ref pics i sent the artist WAS straight from the hikari are opening #with the video title in the upper left hand corner #which does have ‘haikyuu’ in it #BUT I WASN’T EXPECTING HER TO NOTICE #OR CARE ENOUGH TO TELL PPL ABOUT IT #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #hinata shouyou #kageyama tobio #sou says stuff

[wizardelf]

i had a dream a kid i work with stomped on some stop motion animation set up for disney and got sued 100 billion dollars

#it was soooo funny #nicely done colette

[woozyintyria]

shout out to the very angry nobody in queensdale whispering for me to shut up while I ignored him to keep helping newbies in map chat

#it was soooo funny #when I stopped responding to whispers he started yelling at me in map #everyone ignored him #it was fantastic #also reported him for being an ass #'this game sucks' then don't play it my dude no one is making you

[zaggyzoo]

obsessed with my friend who told us she booked a cruise vacation and also just learned last night that cruise ships do have open decks where you can see the sea and be out in the open air

#djhdjfjfjdj 100% serious she thought everything was inside????? with maybe ceiling openings??? #it was soooo funny

[heelcody]

speaking of adderall, I brought Wesley some ibuprofen after my shift last night and I was standing at the edge of the bar holding the bottle and one of our other coworkers was like "what are you doing" and I said "dealing drugs....hey Wesley do you want some adderall too?" and I started reaching into my bag and they were both like WOAH OK SLOW DOWN

#IT WAS SOOOO FUNNY #txt

[vankeppel]

I didn’t forget about TURN week!! Canada just had a network shutdown so I couldn’t make gifs!!

#it was soooo funny #legit EVERYTHING was affected

[shcherbatskya]

starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace

#it’s soooo funny i don’t know…… #he’s like really not that old like the age gap between them can’t be more than like ten years max he just talks like he’s on his deathbed #samael speaks

[reaperkaneki]

talking abt pissinger at work and one of my coworkers goes, “what is he known for again?” and the other guy lists his actual credentials or w/e, while i take a deep breath and cut in with a

✨bombed my country✨

#yes the font is necessary i slathered the thickest most sarcastic bubblegum voice on it #it was SOOOO FUNNY #not to toot my own horn but the comedic timing 💯

[roaringroa]

just saw a goat in the park???

#i live in a very very big city??? #i never saw a goat anywhere in the city?? #so i was at the park riding a bike doing a few rounds #when i looked up and saw two girls who were in my 8th grade friend group #we spent like 20 minutes talking and catching up #and as we were talking we suddenly hear a baaaa #we turn around and there's an actual real goat in a leash #it was a baby goat though #we were in shock #and then as soon as the guy who was leading the goat left we just lost it #it was soooo funny #anyway #great day #great week actually #finally got my drivers license on monday #my futsal team won against one of our biggest rivals in penalties on wednesday it was amazing like 5 of my teammates cried #the team i support also won on wednesday #yesterday my dad helped me out with constitutional law and i feel like i understand it much better now #and today not only am i going on a weekend stay at a cool place in a few hours #i also saw a goat in the park lmao #my post

[soranker]

some guy i saw at the funky bar...........

#one piece #roronoa zoro #OOPS WAIT surprise this is not trigun or wolfwood LMAOO #I DREW THIS AFTER WATCHING OPLA which i loved <3 that was my first foray into OP #and then afterwards i started getting a ton of anime zoro clips on my ig feed and found out HE IS ACTUALLY SOOOO FUNNY AND GOOFY???????? #LIKE HELLO??????? WHATS UP WITH THE COOL GUY ACT IN OPLA LMAOOO its wolfwood all over again #anyways im slowly (very slowly) chugging thru the anime ^_^ he's def my fav so far #im actually dressing up as him for halloween this year LOLOLL

[prohaloplayer]

polls are great but the little "lack of engagement" sentiment that kinda flared up when they dropped was soooo weird. "why aren't you guys reblogging!!! this isn't how this site works you have to share things so more people see them!!!". how can you genuinely believe people are obligated to reblog your post just because they clicked one button to vote in your poll? i think if your post was funnier people would want to reblog it more but it's never that it's "too many new people who don't know how this site works". man even if the funniest, most culturally significant post of all fucking time dropped tomorrow not a single person is obligated to reblog it if they don't want to. get over yourself

#also people are not stupid #they know what the fucking reblog button does #little late to this argument but i read one with like 20k notes that was soooo funny